Jul 7 2009Mena Suvari in a bikini


Here's Mena Suvari in Los Cabos yesterday with her boyfriend Simone Sestito. She's still a celebrity, right? Yes? No? You're gonna let it slide because somehow her midget frame supports her ass in a manner that suggests sorcery?

Works for me.


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Fiwst! And where are the titties?

She's cool because she was in American Beauty. Good movie.

second

Huge forehead, Nice fatty legs....Pass

Her ass kind of makes up for the absence of anything else.....

CUNT!!!

fat legs? you must be gay seriously. Look at her ass. It's gorgeous.

It wasn't that long ago when she looked like the guy on the jet ski.

Altogether yummy except for that stupid tat in a fucking stupid place

Of limited interest.

She has a gap in her teeth that a pilot could land a plane in. Never thought she was at all pretty. Ever.

her butt is in the wrong place. it should be on her chest.

HOT BODY, goddamn! nice and tone and then a sweet ass, good lord. she looks amazing!!!

@9, Its just a target for your pearl necklaces...

When did she start to look good again? DAMN

I LOVE THAT ASS!!!

AMAZING ASS. I could lose a weekend in that butt.

dat ass....

@ 11 - she doesn't have a gap in her teeth. maybe you're thinking of anna paquin.

@20 she doesn't just have one gap in her teeth, she has tanker-sized spaces between ALL of her teeth. And, as the late Bernie Mac would say, that's no forehead, that's a fivehead.

Damn, Fish HATES short chicks!

I'd treat her ass like a jackhammer treats concrete...

Everything is looking OK as long as you scroll the page down far enough in the browser to cover her face up. Then all of a sudden you see the gigantic craters in her legs from the cellulite.

Sadly, pass on this one.

@23. get real, you know your mother won't allow it. especially since its her ass that you've been jackhammering since coming out of that bile filled womb of hers.

she seems to be in a gang now. MS13
21 google "mena suvari smile" (without quotes) you know what http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mena+suvari+smile

Sunburned and Bucktooth smurf in the flesh.
Its o.k Mena, you can head back to the kiddie pool now.

Never knew smurfs had nasty ass tats, bummer.

25 must you be the center of attention all the time? Rich, she wants the jackhammer, but doesn't know how to ask for it.

girl got BOOTY!

wow, I'd like to stir her sweet little fudge pot. If I could get a mold of that ass I'd make a fortune selling neck pillows in airport kiosks.

Hey 7, takes one to know one right? Why dont you crawl back to your gloryhole dipshit.

I have nothing intelligent to say at the view of these pics other than WHAT A NICE ASS!!!

#28 - Seriously dude, danielle makes Shabba Ranks look like Denzel Washington... and "she's" a "girl"...

(shudder)

@22 - Ghost man, clearly you must be about 15 or 16. You are incredibly juvenile

I still think she is beautiful. I just loved her in "American Beauty."

Parker just called me. He's in Los Cabos looking for the jet ski.

#33 - Yea doppler. You got me. Oh dag. You are a genius. Wow. I am in awe of you. Go me!

£it would, £it!

Chuck approves.

seems like he's more than her boyfriend because that's a giant ass ring on her hand.

her hair looked better short.

Boy shes like pirate's treasure, a buncha sucken chest! but she sure make it up in the rear....

40) Nice pirate joke, glad you didn't say booty for the overkill.

The butts ok, but from the waist up she's built like a dude.

Wow! She's looking good!!!

Oh, shut up Richport.

Your ass looks like a bloated turd, so you have some nerve to talk.

Mena's ass = A-
Mena's tits = D+

Another stupid tattoo.

Say, is she really tall or is he really shrimpy?

Another stupid tattoo.

Say, is she really tall or is he really shrimpy?

danielle, don't you have small children to scare, or did parents stop hiring you as the boogie man to deal with their insolent kids? Shit, beeotch, you could scare the moles off a fucking witch...

rich ghost boy and danielle "I only comment about rich boy" are obviously a couple - ah summer love, will it last when you two have to go back to school?

ya know, you keep commenting on how "ugly" i supposedly am...yet you've never taken the time out to describe your gorgeous self. do tell....

*sits back in recliner with headphones on blasting Thriller*

Yea doppler. You got me. Wow. I am in awe of you.

Lawdz. i love dem white bitches with big asses, ya'll. Time to go cash my welfare check.

rich this is the opportunity you have been waiting for make your move...danielle is waiting

@49. I also comment about unicorns, saturday afternoons and carnivals. read my blog over at:


shutthefuckup"istillgetbreastfed"doppler.blogspot.com

And by "unicorns, saturday afternoons and carnivals" danielle means "homelessness, addiction, and serious lack of pulchritude"... my favorite post of hers was titled "bitch or trick: which one is YOU?" True poetry.

Yea doppler. Wow. You're right. You're cool. I am in awe of you.

danielle you are a cunt! and rich is the fagot that likes to follow behind you...it works for you both!

***stooping to your levels with the insults***

You try so hard to be funny with these racist rants, yet you fail miserably.

I'd hate to see that comedy act you give every night at The Possum Lounge 'round the trailerpark way.

danielle don't knock the Possum Lounge, i mean yeah they are easy to make laugh because let's face it they aren't the smartest of people - you would fit in nicely. Bring your prom date Rich!!!

and "racist rants"? do you know the meaning of racist? or are you trying to say i'm racist against cunts? not sure that's possible...you're a winner aren't you?

beside the trailer park come backs are played, but i forgive your young, stupid mind for not having better come backs. keep trying i'm sure you will get it...

No tits, but that is a sweet butt for a skinny white girl.

*crickets*

dear doppler:

please stop trying to be a part of the convo. your failed attempts to join in on the fun have utterly failed. besides, its about that time where you get stupid drunk and fuck that loveseat that waits at home(nearby alley) for you. yeeeeah, thought no one knew, didn't ya?? its on youtube.

Run along.

dear danielle:

i can and will join any convo i want, your stupid sudo letters will not stop me. if anyone should run along it's your dumb as come backs. cause gurl, you really suck at this, but something tells me sucking is your specialty...

Fuck off

"your failed attempts to join in on the fun have utterly failed"

Yup... that's a whooooole lotta stupid right there...

Off topic guys... and boring.

Lets get back to talking about Mena's sweet/horrible ass...

She must be the co-chairman of the Ittie Bittie Tittie Committtee. (Kate Hudson has to be chairman)

"11. msjessiemeghan - July 7, 2009 12:44 PM

She has a gap in her teeth that a pilot could land a plane in. Never thought she was at all pretty. Ever."

No one gives a fuck what you think, whether you've got two first names or not. And I'm sure she smokes your fat, tired ass, so seriously, stfu already.

"62. doppler - July 7, 2009 3:45 PM

dear danielle:

i can and will join any convo i want, your stupid sudo letters will not stop me. if anyone should run along it's your dumb as come backs. cause gurl, you really suck at this, but something tells me sucking is your specialty...

Fuck off"

Sorry sport, but you're fighting a losing battle. May want to get a grasp on the English language, and spelling in general, before you start trying to insult somebody..not to mention that may be the weakest insult I've ever seen....unless you're 7.(age, not intelligence quotient)- then you get a pass. And it's dumb ASS, not....eh, fuck it, nevermind, you're hopeless.

Mena is hot because she comes off as attainable. As for her that boy, she sure is 'pretty.'

Outiie. Like a litle wiener.

Smack arse though.

I have a feeling that seat's still warm too, Deacon.

sudo letters....haha....hooked on phonics let someone down.

not having a tattoo myself, wouldn't that be an incredibly painful place to have that done?

what an ass. I definitely want to put my penis in there

you all are waaaaay too used to seeing fake tits......

...what the hell, I'd hit it....

I love that fat ass. I just want to smack it until turns red.

Her ass is the only thing she's got going on. Gain some fucking weight. Seeing a chicks ribs is not fucking attractive. Amazing ass though

Wow, that ass is worthy of a sex tape.

id pump her silly!


Wow... her gentleman friend seems to be a member of MS13, one of the most violent gangs on earth.

Nice choice Mena!

All you haters out there get to a gym asap instead of spending your time talking shit. the girl has killer abs and the butt is just perfect. thats the real stuff no photoshop so deal with it!

wow!! her body is ROCKIN'!! her abs, legs, and ass are amazing!

@ 46 He's short. Mena Suvari is only 5'3'' or 5'4''.

I don't understand the MS13 comments. That's her fiance Simone Sestito, who is Italian-Canadian. They both have unflattering tattoos.

#1 Celeb in a bikini! I want her secret for that hot body.

She really has the nerves to think she is somebody, folks?

Lovely, lovely arse!

What's up with that big F'n 13 on her chest?

Best babe posted here in ages. She's hot. Her boobs are perky, her butt is perky, her tummy is nice, she's Excellent and gorgeously perfect. Go to the link to see some better ones in this series though. ;) I think most of you people who don't like her need a Real-Doll or something.

Skinny bitch but would fuck her arse. Ram it in hard in her bum.

How did the photographer recognize her? Was she wearing a name tag? I know who she is, and I STILL don't recognize her.

Besides, isn't this the Megan Fox/Lindsay Lohan website? What's the deal with putting a strange broad on here?

Althought shes put on a few pounds in her legs, the teletubbie look alike still has a great ass. But, thats all.

Althought shes put on a few pounds in her legs, the teletubbie look alike still has a great ass. But, thats all.

She has quite an attractive shape! Kudos!

Mena Suvari was a lot cuter in "American Beauty." The miracles of makeup and lighting, I guess.

But her bresticles are still the same size.

Glad to see apparently cellulite isn't a turn off for men after all! I am not hating on her at all - she looks great - but she's got some dimples!

@82 Thanks for the info.

So...he's a short, Canadian, wannabe gangsta. Granted, she doesn't have much on the ball these days but that's just ridiculous.

And I thought her tattoo was a "B". Well done Meenuh, well done.

She looks like Steve Zahn.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001872/

I wanna cover that ass in barbeque sauce. nom nom nom!

man why does she have a 13 tat on her chest??? thats how old i would think she is while looking down fucking her.....

man why does she have a 13 tat on her chest??? thats how old i would think she is while looking down fucking her.....

I'm guessing that "B" on her chest stands for "BUTT GOES HERE."

I think that this is the first time I would have to agree with the guys on this site. She does have a nice ass. She has a nice look altogether.


You won't hear me dishing out alot of compliments often. But I have to give her props.

Is is the nicest ass I have ever seen? no, but it does look shapely.

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A bit bottom heavy. Low center of gravity. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!

Do I see cankles?


I like the unique ones. Also, she doesn't turn into a train wreck between movies like all the others.

@ 26 - Hefty smurf.

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