Jul 2 2009Megan Fox & Zac Efron probably had sex this week

no way - that guys gayer than bruno

first

seriously, how is he good looking? very feminine looking dude

Anyone know bullshit's number? I need to call it...

Silly Effron vagina is for straight folk

I'm pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac's penis into Megan ....lmfao, whew.

but i'm pretty sure when YOU have sex, fish....*crickets*, thousands of flies appear and guide whatever unsuspecting victim back to his/her car. i'm gonna with "his".

I'm pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac's penis into Megan ....lmfao, whew.

but i'm pretty sure when YOU have sex, fish....*crickets*, thousands of flies appear and guide whatever unsuspecting victim back to his/her car. i'm gonna go with "his".

#6-7 - That made less sense than that time I sprinkled tabasco on my cock... don't judge me... fucking tequila...

I'm pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Megan's toe-thumb into Zac's anus.

@8 i think we all know why you sprinkled tabasco on your john. and i have to say: those aren't the types of crabs you eat.

this skank is a man..look at that neck, looks like an adam's apple...her forehead is filled with botox cuz that neck already has rings and wrinkles...

this skank is a man..look at that neck, looks like an adam's apple...her forehead is filled with botox cuz that neck already has rings and wrinkles...

The only thing that he's had sex with is a donut. One of the cream filled ones so you can't tell. Then he gives them to his friends, the Jonus brothers.

@13, eww and hahaha

#10 - Meeeeeeh... I give that like a 4 out of 10, but that's just because you get the beginner's bonus.

She seriously has the lamest taste in men I've ever seen. She's not even upgrading. She's making a lateral move from a has-been to a flash-in-the-pan never-will-be. Christ, at least that Green guy looks like he's hit pubertly. I think she'll go away soon. She's 23 and looks about 33. Aging badly in Hollywood isn't a career bonus, especially when you can't fucking act in the first place.

4 out of 10. welp, least i got higher than your sex score. the whore on the corner keeps yappin' about you being a negative 2. might wanna handle that...

*bah dum bum*

"She" has an adam's apple and "he" doesn't. Hmmmmm.

I am so disappointed

Those silly comebacks... the veneer of idiocy... the wretched smell of the greater DC metropolitan area... the overbearing sense of failure mixed with the stench of broken dreams... can it really be damnYELL? I thought they put animals down when they couldn't be saved... weird...

She looks like a tranny for God's sake. (No offense to the trannies) Especially in pic #10. I do not get what the big hoopla is over this chic.

@20..umm, for your information...DC doesn't smell half as bad as the sewage you're from.

and why the phuck are you going by "richport's ghost" now?? did jimbo kill you? or your battle with AIDS? what gives?

They really are the second coming of Brad and Angelina.

"The most beautiful in Hollywood"? Riiiiiight.

I am pretty confident that I could leave my girlfriend or sister butt naked in a locked room with him and nothing would happen.
BAG was probably dying laughing when he read this sh!t.

I thought she said men were dirty and nasty? Why is she still dating (by dating I mean fucking) men? She never wants to touch a bi-sexual woman because they in turn have touched a dirty, nasty man....which Megan seems to be doing any time you turn around.

Megan should be trying to figure out how to break up Portia de Rossi and Ellen. I think Portia banging Megan in the pooper with a strapon would be fantastic.

EW I HOPE THIS IS NOT TRUE.

because she is WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM. he's so lame!

i don't know if i can forgive her if this shit is true, come on megan. you can have ANYONE and you choose the fucking high school musical guy.

weak!

ooooh Johnny Depp is on the side of my screen. Much hotter than both of them put together.

Megan Fox is overrated. There's no way Zac Efron has ever had sex with a girl. He is always on the verge of bursting into a fireball because he's so flaming.

I thought Fox was about 30 years old.

Of course Efron is fucking her.

Who'd wanna fuck that round-faced Hudgens anyway? Maybe LaBeouf actually, his Jew fro indicates he's probably a furry little son of a bitch too.

11- I noticed the same thing. Her adam's apple is way bigger than his.

She is so cheesy and skanky....Yes, she's pretty, but she's just such a cliche.

No way...she would never hang out with someone prettier than her.

ahahah I love when you say 'Ladies?'
......maybe it works.

He may not be gay, but now he's official bisexual. And she would never mess with him--he's too much of a competition for her.

She supposedly got boned by Shia the other day according to you Fish, now she's with gayboy. I'd call her a slut if I didn't smell BS.

My love for Megan just dropped dramatically. That Efron kid is gayer than Perez Hilton!

HE is not hot. HE looks like a SHE. I want to KNOW I'm dating a man, not wondering if I am.

She goes from banging a guy old enough to be her dad to one that looks like her little sister.

This is not true. The story is incorrect, the "fellow diner" that reported it either lying or confused them with someone else.

He is hotter than butter melting down my body.
Her, not so much. Big deal, she was in Transformers.
Many girls are prettier. Although, with the lights out, it's all
the same piece of ass anyway.

He is hotter than butter melting down my body.
Her, not so much. Big deal, she was in Transformers.
Many girls are prettier. Although, with the lights out, it's all
the same piece of ass anyway.

Uh.

Guys, you're freaking out.....as if she hasn't been dating BAG for the past how many years???

At least Zac Efron is still relevant.

Her neck is weird - I've noticed that before.

Her neck is weird - I've noticed that before.

two of the most beautiful people in hollywood? try two of the most made up and plastic people in hollywood!

after sex, they probably exchanged makeup tips and plastic surgeon's phone numbers. and spent the rest of the night shivering in fear that michael jackson's death was related to plastic surgery.

Fuck!!! that bitch looks like she has a couple of cue balls stuck in her throat. Those 2 could trade clothes and you'd never guess their gender.....

Didn't the pompous bitch make a point of saying she doesn't bother with young guys because they're not on her level or bullshit like that?

This is totally shady.

is that an adams apple? -> efron still gay, fox is a man

Wait, she's only 23? Yowza. Ok that just took her down a few notches, because she looks more aged than that. Like, at least 29-30. Not that 30 is old or anything but you shouldn't be 23 and look 30. Or in Lohan's case, 45.

@ #5, LOL

If Efron did cheat with Megan, who could blame him? Megan's gorgeous and Hudgen's is an annoying mean c***.

CLUB thumbs...... Ewwwwwwww!

So what are these two the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie now?

Bleah bleah bleah boring bleah. We need some less lame stars. Paul Newman II!

I don't get it...when these two dudes have sex, who plays the woman?

..................................SHE HAS A SECRET PENIS, folks?

And it cracks me up that people are shocked her actions don't line up with her own retarded statements: "But she said men are dirty! She said she wasn't into younger guys!"

EVERY time this plastic faced skank opens her mouth incoherent garbage pours out. EVERY time. Rather than getting upset, let's play "What kind of rank idiocy will Megan Fox spew out next?"

It's sad because if you look at pictures of her before she took the knife to her face, she was actually hot. Plastic surgery does nothing for young women but make them look like weirdly aged trannies.

He's acting too straight.Is he gay?

as stunningly beautiful and feminine as megan fox is, i'm sure you'll all agree she's probably the man in this relationship lol

What do you mean by hairy?

They're both still ugly.

"Obviously, these are two of the most beautiful in Hollywood, so I'm pretty sure if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac's penis into Megan."

THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE SUPERFICIAL. THIS IS FUNNY. not heres a chick in a bikkini and im jizzing and cant control my boner.

I miss THIS: if they had sex thousands of tiny angels appeared and guided Zac's penis into Megan.

it made me LOL :) finally you did it

Yeah, about her neck. Looks like an adam's apple :D But this story is bull.

HAHAHA. The most beautiful in hollywood? Wow are you on crack or what? Zac Efron is just ugly period. He looks like a complete tool. Megan Fox is ok I guess but she's nothing special and she can't act at all. So two talentless twits are together? Woopedoo why does anyone care?? Lmao.

Zac Efron wouldn't do something like that! Megan Fox on the other hand might....don't get me wrong! She is an amazing actress! I just have this gut feeling that she is up to no good...like she is trying to come between Zac and Vanessa...but I don't think she could ever replace Vanessa in Zac's life.

she's got so much testosterone that the bitch has two adams apples. there's no way that she doesn't do the ol tuck the penis between the legs deal...what's that, a fruit basket, righ?

I fucckin hate megan now! i used to thought that she was such a beautiful girl! now shes a bia sexual man fucker! Zac will be a fuck head if he cheats on V! if i was megan, i will keep my legs closed before i get my ass kicked by vanessa! She might as well fuck shia!

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megan = average tits and ass.... a decent face and stomach, megan fox is usually liked by men who enjoy women with male bodies...

Didn't she say she doesn't find him or Robert Pattinson attractive? And now she's allegedly had one night stands with both of them? Sexy or not, this girl probably is the devil. I hope everyone recognizes this.

ok just to CLARIFY !!
Alot of people here are not that much educated to know this BUT

Its fucking obvious:
Megan Fox does NOT have an adam's apple dumbshits ! first of all anatomically ur adams apple is way higher up (check ur own, if u have one!)

secondly she might / am pretty sure from the pictures.. that she has a thyroid gland enlargement ! (does anybody know what that means !?) its very common in young women..and it a medical condition .. not serious no big deal.. seen many fine ass looking girls with them

so swallow ur fuckign ignorance ! she is an absolute piece of art that took god 2 millenia to make her..

Lastly if shes even friends (not dating) with a gaylord feminine girlie pink boy like Zac, i would lose all my respect for her.. but still hope that maybe one day.. little angels will guide my penis across the galactica to find her holy honey coated luv hole and complete my mission on earth once and for all

wow looks like zac passed puberty with the light beard- this girl has to shave it off but who cares

wow looks like zac passed puberty with the light beard- this girl has to shave it off but who cares

no! zanessa 4ever! there nuthin goin on bw them!!!!!!!!

Vanessa is a "beard" for Zac, and Megan is a "fag hag". End of story.

Apparently, a "badass" girl who speaks her mind and is in love with her own looks, is better than a guy with some moral and family values.
I'm sorry, but I don't get you people. I don't have anything against Megan, but honestly, the only thing the girl has to her name is "sex". She boasts her sex-appeal and that's what her place in Hollywood is for. I can't believe how shallow some of you are. I think Megan could do better than that, but she's full of it. One minute she says how "painfully insecure" she is, and the next she says "women don't like me because I'm confident". I'm sorry, but someone with that kind of attitude, doesn't even deserve respect. She's said the absolute stupidest things and contradicted herself in the same sentence. I don't understand why you have to hate on Zac. I think many agree with me that he is [will] make a better actor than Megan, and I guess, in this world, you'll get called "gay" if your nice and have values and not living off shallow like Megan. Since when is it gay for a guy to care how he looks like, and not a girl? Zac looks fantastic, and Megan has had way more procedures than Zac to look the way she does. I don't get it - and I'm sick of how shallow our world is becoming. Anyone calling Zac "gay" is insulting gays first of all (what is wrong with being gay?), and is insulting any normal guy, which is what Zac is.

May I add: That picture of hers up there, is really nothing special.

What the fuck, I honestly agree that zack looks more girlish than eva!

Megan shouldn't be actually dating zack, but who knows??
I really think zack sucks...

Megan don't date zack.....Its really crappy.....