Jul 26 2009Megan Fox wants to eat Zac Efron

FIRST!!!

I want to eat Megan Fox! ha <3

Miss Fox would find that I would be much more inclined to do her if she would keep her damn mouth shut.

zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

WOW i just saw the pix she actually DOES have toe thumbs

shes hiding them in everysingle pic !!

hybrid PLATYPUS !!

WOW i just saw the pix she actually DOES have toe thumbs

shes hiding them in everysingle pic !!

hybrid PLATYPUS !!

Overrated, pretty in like a porn star way, can't act, ugly ass tatoos all over her body, major bitchface.

Hmm whos the bubbly blonde in the supergirl outfit, is she a certified dorkette or a member of the press?

She is trying *so* hard.

Mike Bay is upset with her because she wouldn't sleep with him.

Sac Efron iz zo zexy I would kizz him all day. Of for a zwim. Later, lozers.

Looking great........i think bay is upset with magan ............

"I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake."

Hahahaha, she's amazing.

It's nice to see some expression on her face for a change.

I bet her ass would taste like a warm fluffernutter sandwich, meaning I'd eat it and enjoy myself in the process but all the while I'd be thinking I wish her ass tasted like turkey and swiss with a couple tomato slices on a hot ciabatta roll. But really, who cares what her ass tastes like as long as she's willing to bend over in front of you? I'd be happy just to bury my hog in her hot little mud pit.

Zac Efron would be happier with Megan Fox, she looks wild and slightly masculine. I could easily imagine her dressing Zac up as a woman and serving him up to a bunch of hot guys. She can give Zac pleasures Vanessa would never even dream of.

I think he'd taste more like a sour pickle.But,i've to admit i'm a straight guy.

It makes sense to promote Jonah Hex at the San Diego Comic-Con.

#3- You are correct
I would be happier if she would just shut up and blow me

"I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake."

Suck him and see

And then they would make the most horrificly intimidating couple.
Megan Fox = Not Hot
Her hair is too dark to suit her eyes...it almost makes them glow like an arch nemisis....
She's scary!

This bitch looks so much better after her visit to the plastic factory. Her outfit sucks though, shitty attempt to look professional rather than the dirty slut she knows she is. Stupid facial expressions. But definitely better looking now than before she went under the knife. Good job Megan, keep it coming. I wanna see what else you can do. Actually, scratch that. You're a bore after a while.

Another "shocking" comment from a boring B-List skank who wants to be like Angelina Jolie. Maybe if she wasn't so dumb and trailer trashy, people would take her seriously

wtf
thanks a lot megan.

zack effon omg hes a homo why would she say that gross

GOOGLE Megan Fox plastic surgery ...... prepare to be amazed by the wonders of medical science!

I think she would be much more cool if she was a NATURAL beauty. She's not though, so it's sort of whatever.

Here is a before/after pic

http://stylefrizz.com/img/megan-fox-plastic-surgery.jpg

Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

This bitch is stupid and boring. She knows she's an idiot so she says these "crazy" things to seem edgy but just make her out to be a dumbass.

haha some of you people who comment on the megan fox posts help restore my faith in humanity. she's talentless, not that attractive, lacks any class whatsoever, and tries way too hard! i love that other people agree!!

haha some of you people who comment on the megan fox posts help restore my faith in humanity. she's talentless, not that attractive, lacks any class whatsoever, and tries way too hard! i love that other people agree!!

I love no talents that behave like whores. TCLTC

I used to think i'd like to slam Miss Fox to within an inch of her life but now i ain't too sure.

Sure she'd go off like a frog in a sock but lately she has this constant 'dumb fuck' look on her face and it doesn't make me hard at all.

Perhaps she should take up the offer of a sex tape with the kid from the Geek Convention then i might have a re think about her and my status.

I'm off to write some poetry......

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This girl's crotch is moist 24 hours a day.

she is totally over rated now days.. sc*ew her uglyself... u Must see this http://tinyurl.com/qk8gdb ;)

She said Robert Pattinson not Efron.

http://www.examiner.com/x-14650-Entertainment-Examiner~y2009m7d25-Megan-Fox-I-want-to-eat-Robert-Pattinson

funny, i was thinking how much id love to eat megan fox! i think she'd taste like sugar smacks :P

I thought she said guys were dirty and nasty?

she is totally over rated now days.. if anybody eat megan then she do taste like ..................!!!!

41. ROSS VIRGO - July 27, 2009 7:20 AM

She said Robert Pattinson not Efron.

*Didn't he visit the Comic-Con too?

45. Rhialto -

One of our masterly spooks saw him.

Did someone forget to tell Megan Fox that she can take off the vampire makeup?

You people are fucking retarded. Did your mothers drop you on your head repeatedly as babies?

Yes, but what does that have to do with Megan Fox eating Zac Efron?

#3 & #9--well said.

Not sure why she always looks and acts like she just ate a shit sandwich, but she does. Comes across as an uber-bitch. As a result, her days as a pin up are numbered. No guy wants lust after or to be with a total bitch, and there are plenty of hotter, cooler chicks out there than this cunt. She can go away now.

She apparently said it about both Zac and Robert, both of which she denied being attracted to months ago.

I guess the whole 'im not interested' thing didn't win them so now she's trying the 'i'd suck you off' approach.

I don't know what the point of those before-after plastic surgery photos are, because if anything, she was prettier before.

She is pretty annoying though. I watched an interview of her, Diablo Cody, Jason Reitman and someone else, and I wanted to listed to Diablo Cody talk but Megan wouldn't shut up with her inane, semi-entertaining comments.

Who's Megan Fox?

eww as much as shes hot his uly