Jul 29 2009Marilyn Manson's feelings are hurt
Marilyn Manson has his panties in a bunch after an item in LA Weekly claimed he's a "paranoid cocaine addict who is nothing like his onstage goth persona." Here's what he wrote on his MySpace blog (Wow. MySpace?) via Page Six:
"If one more 'journalist' makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans' help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech," Manson warns. "I dare you all to write one more thing that you won't say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.
Marilyn Manson is a 40-year-old woman on the verge of menopause.
NOTE: I live at Spencer Pratt's house and look exactly like him. So much so that people often confuse us with their fists and/or firearms. (Preferably the latter.)

Reader Comments
1. Que - July 29, 2009 12:02 PM
Que upsetting.
2. Mckinzzzz - July 29, 2009 12:03 PM
Jeeze... He looks like Death from Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure with that hood up!
3. Janice L - July 29, 2009 12:05 PM
he does look like a woman in meno
4. amanda - July 29, 2009 12:06 PM
he didnt age well...bummer
@2 HAHAHAHAHA he totally does!!
5. Josh - July 29, 2009 12:08 PM
"or with the help of my fans"
My god, more evidence to confirm that manson is the biggest pussy on the planet. He talks so much shit, but will never actually be a man and fight someone. If he does anything, he will just give his fans the address on his blog, thats it, he wont do anything.
6. sam hain - July 29, 2009 12:10 PM
Alright I dig his music and the shows but the Emperor Palpatine get-up has got to go!!
7. McHuge - July 29, 2009 12:11 PM
"I will personally or with my fans' help"
What douche. What fans? You mean there are MM fans who will leave their parents basement? HAHAHA Good luck. Or does he think that anyone who listened to his music in 1995 still actually cares about him?
Seriously, Marilyn Manson should disapear like Limp Bizkit and all those loser late 90's poser bands.
8. Stinky - July 29, 2009 12:14 PM
Wow, a goth pansy talking tough...
You'll notice that he defaulted to using his fans to do his dirty work if it looked like he might chip a nail or something.
Does anyone else see a grumpy Michael Jackson clone?
9. RD - July 29, 2009 12:17 PM
so michael jackson isn't dead? Now I'm confused.
10. amanda - July 29, 2009 12:18 PM
@7 limp bizkit (or however you spell it) is going back on tour, yuck
11. nhood - July 29, 2009 12:21 PM
WHHHYYY SSOOO SSSERIOUSSSS???
12. mamamiasweetpeaches - July 29, 2009 12:22 PM
Poor Marilyn. The OMEGA MAN: THE MUSICAL auditions were LAST week!
13. Harold^Sick - July 29, 2009 12:26 PM
Is it just me, or would he have been perfect to play Darth Maul in Star Wars? I mean, he wouldn't even need to put on make-up or a costume.
14. NoMoreDouches - July 29, 2009 12:28 PM
Hilarious, way to write Fish!!! Two with one stone we can only hope...
(Low voice)-Take care young Jedi, you know nothing of the power of the Force, now bring me my lipstick.
"Marilyn Manson is a 40-year-old woman on the verge of menopause.
NOTE: I live at Spencer Pratt's house and look exactly like him. So much so that people often confuse us with their fists and/or firearms. (Preferably the latter.)"
15. Max Planck - July 29, 2009 12:33 PM
Would somebody please flush this turd?
16. Jesus Juice - July 29, 2009 12:36 PM
If you're gonna pose like a dildo don't be indignant when people notice it.
17. kris - July 29, 2009 12:36 PM
I live at Spencer' house too and also look exactly like him so come on over!! HAHAHAH!!!
18. Doc - July 29, 2009 12:36 PM
Cheer up, you're masscara is running.
19. PlushBarbieTits - July 29, 2009 12:40 PM
Let's make a reality show with him and K-Fed - they can both lose weight together!
20. Courtyardpigeon - July 29, 2009 12:48 PM
Grace Slick has really let herself go here.
21. StEvec - July 29, 2009 1:02 PM
He/she is the USA's version of Boy George.....
22. norton - July 29, 2009 1:05 PM
Personally, or with your "fans" help?
Which one? Pick.
What a pussy.
23. Mchuge - July 29, 2009 1:07 PM
http://www.theedge.co.nz/Portals/0/images/scandal_2506_manson.jpg
I think Manson is in his 70's "Fat Elvis" phase. If this guy showed up at my door, I've give him some Xenadrine and tell him to get on a treadmill!
24. dk - July 29, 2009 1:08 PM
What an ugly minded piece of shit. Ill whip your ass tan! Go se a Dr and figure out why you hide behind make up you ugly, drug addicted bitch.
Stuart, Fl 34997 Ask anywhre for dk, im not hard 2 find.
25. Mac - July 29, 2009 1:15 PM
5....
Says the dude running his mouth anonymously. Go find MM big boy. He'd make you into his b*tch.
26. doogleberg - July 29, 2009 1:15 PM
It's 2009 and Marilyn Manson is completely irrelevant.
27. Danklin24 - July 29, 2009 1:17 PM
Your "fans" are 14 year old girls with shitty taste in music, I don't think they'll be too much help in a fight there Brian. Why don't you just go back to draining the blood from live cats and having gross sex with whatever Dita Von Tease look alike youre fucking with your stump this week. Kill yourself, fatass.
28. Jeff - July 29, 2009 1:17 PM
Hey number 24. You're one tough wetback. Bet you like Gator sticks. Queer.
29. Jeff - July 29, 2009 1:18 PM
Hey number 24. You're one tough wetback. Bet you like Gator sticks. Queer.
30. F.I.N.E - July 29, 2009 1:19 PM
Think positive! Atleast he grew his eyebrows back....
31. thatswhatimtalkinabout - July 29, 2009 1:22 PM
Awesome.
Articles like this are exactly why I keep coming back to this site. Less Perez drivel, Superficial, more boobies and mockery.
32. Jeff - July 29, 2009 1:22 PM
Hey 27, Enjoy burning in hell. Wishing death on someone? Really? Stay classy man. Ever heard of karma? You wish death on someone.. In return, a close family member bites the big one. You're a piece of s*** and rap is garbage. Eat a banana homo.
33. Marty Balin - July 29, 2009 1:24 PM
Courtyardpigeon - July 29, 2009 12:48 PM
"Grace Slick has really let herself go here."
------------------ This is fucking great!----------------------
34. David - July 29, 2009 1:26 PM
I didn't even know he was still around.... people write about him???
35. Earl J - July 29, 2009 1:29 PM
he & Madogna ought to have a dance off...
36. Josh - July 29, 2009 1:37 PM
When did Marilyn Manson become a dark lord of the Sith?
37. Pat - July 29, 2009 1:38 PM
"My band and me."
Maybe you should use correct grammar before calling out the "journalists."
38. Lisa - July 29, 2009 1:38 PM
Karma´s a bitch, ain´t it, buddy?
If he can´t stand the heat, he needs to get out of the fucking kitchen.
39. dk - July 29, 2009 2:24 PM
@ Jeff
Evidently you like snorting coke of pale white cock, to each his own. Ill beat your ass too, im free Saturday....
40. Jeff - July 29, 2009 2:27 PM
If your a disgusting human being and do drugs to escape reality, ill bend over and take all your manhood like a good little groupie, holla!
41. Sarah Palin - July 29, 2009 2:31 PM
Okay, here ya go "Marilyn"-
You're old news. You suck. Nobody gives a shit about your "music" (except eminem). You also blow. You're like Megamaid from Spaceballs, you suck and you blow.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say I think you're a bitch. And, you're probably on those drugs that make people do crazy things and put your own dick in a roast beef sandwich with Horsey sauce on it.
Now bring it! Ya know where to find me!
42. cracka ass - July 29, 2009 2:49 PM
MM eats cheetos and drinks Faygo while masterbating to Christian Death videos on YouTube. Hit me up on my Myspace, Brian, and we'll meet up. I'll put the z's on your cheeks motherfucker.
43. Mole - July 29, 2009 2:52 PM
I bet he's gone to go cry into some cake. What a fat fuck.
44. kris - July 29, 2009 3:24 PM
Wasn't he going out with Boy George?
45. Sasha? - July 29, 2009 3:35 PM
Hey wait, that's not Brian Warner, that's SASHA BARON COHEN!
46. Mal - July 29, 2009 3:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28771
haha
47. Gar - July 29, 2009 4:01 PM
from Gar to Marilyn Mansom thingy:
Come get some.
48. Jon H - July 29, 2009 4:07 PM
He's the Douchebag of Death. BOO!
49. Steve - July 29, 2009 4:12 PM
He's actually one of the few people in Hollywood I'd like to meet and conversate with. But don't whine like a bitch when people fuck you pal.
50. bob@bobbington.com - July 29, 2009 4:30 PM
My dear boy, you are more than welcome to visit me at my house and I will be glad to fight you. Have your people call my people and we'll sort it out. This weekend is good for me.
51. Mott The Poople - July 29, 2009 5:23 PM
After all these years why does he now give a shit what the media says about him.
BTW, what he said about retaliating against any journalist is considered a criminal threat.
Hey Marilyn, your gay, your band is gay, and I bet you pull butt nuggets out of Twiggy Ramirez's ass.
52. el ces - July 29, 2009 5:32 PM
Um...weren't there some unsolved murders or missing people associated with this guy a few years back?
Not Charles Manson, but Marilyn here.
53. titsonsnack - July 29, 2009 6:01 PM
Nice "I'm balding" hood.
I used to really dig Manson, like over ten years ago. I look at him now and I feel like I've grown up and he's still some 15 year old mallrat who's angry at their parents and covering their bedroom in ministry posters. Seriously who can be 40-whatever his age is and still paint their goth crap on their face and piss around on myspace.
54. yuki - July 29, 2009 6:03 PM
i dont want to get beat up by his double chin.
eww.
55. Jim Ellson - July 29, 2009 6:10 PM
Hi Marilyn,
You're a paranoid cocaine addict who is nothing like your onstage goth persona.
Take Care,
Ron Maddy
Journalist
1545 Upper Hall St. Unit #3
Portland, OR
56. FattyBoomBatty - July 29, 2009 7:21 PM
That chick is ugly...But I'd still like to have carnal knowledge of her.
57. FattyBoomBatty - July 29, 2009 7:21 PM
That chick is ugly...But I'd still like to have carnal knowledge of her.
58. FattyBoomBatty - July 29, 2009 7:29 PM
If there is one type of person I respect it has to be middle aged, makeup wearing, angry Nancy boys. Sorry about the double post...I'm a fat-ass.
59. nemesis - July 29, 2009 7:35 PM
#49 Stevie, there's no such word - it's "converse," you moron. Manson does seem to be fairly literate (what you'd call "edumacated") in spite of being such a whiny, pussy, hormonal, petty douchebag, so I sincerely doubt he'd make an "inception" for you and let you "conversate" with him..
60. Danklin24 - July 29, 2009 7:39 PM
Conversate. That was fucking hilarious. You go do that Steve, you conversate with Manson and he'll laugh at you then drain your blood for dinner.
61. Danklin24 - July 29, 2009 7:42 PM
#32 Jeff - you're a turd. You do realize calling me a homo isnt good for your karma either correct? Also what the hell does rap have to do with anything? Seriously the next time you see a comment of mine, just stfu.
62. Kleenex - July 29, 2009 7:55 PM
Fucking wwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
STFU cry baby
63. nelle - July 29, 2009 8:59 PM
Hey if you cover his eyes, he looks like Megan Fox!
64. Willie Dixon - July 29, 2009 9:02 PM
"Aaaaaabsolute pooooooooweeeerrrrr!"
65. LPB - July 29, 2009 9:04 PM
Okay, I'm a bit out of the loop here; I need to catch up, so bear with me.
Question 1) Did "that" ever figure out what sex it was? Seems to me that at one point that was part of it's mystique.
66. Darth Sidius - July 29, 2009 9:36 PM
"Power, unlimited powwwwwwweeeeeeerrrrrrr"
67. iheartblank - July 29, 2009 9:45 PM
I heart you, you make me laugh. Marilyn Manson - wasn't he like Paul from the Wonder Years?
68. Kelly - July 30, 2009 2:27 AM
The comments here are always priceless gems.
"Go eat a bannana homo"
What is this, 3rd grade?
69. sam hain - July 30, 2009 9:32 AM
69 bitches.... besides first sucks... who remembers their first anyway - no, daddy does NOT count so settle down.
69
70. Emy - July 30, 2009 9:42 AM
You should have your US citizenship revoked. This piece of SH@T wiped his ass w/ the American flag. Your stupid A$$ should be deported back to where u came from Loser. Your music is SH^T a$$Hole
71. squeehunter - July 30, 2009 10:09 AM
Didn't he call himself the antichrist at one time? I thought everyone was supposed to like the antichrist at first...
72. Pepe - July 30, 2009 10:11 AM
What an idiot, he must be in that time of the month.
73. Missystar - July 30, 2009 11:06 AM
Could this chinless wonder be any more irrelevant. Oh, and get some Clearasil, bitch.
74. wreiad - July 30, 2009 1:53 PM
Most of you guys only serve to prove what he said. Way to go.
75. alexis - July 30, 2009 11:42 PM
You bitches are all so full of shit it makes me laugh that you all waste your time on manson and if you hate him so much and think he's old news why do you all waste your time on him seriously GET A LIFE!
76. Galtacticus - July 31, 2009 2:20 AM
Is he doing audition for a Star wars Role? Could it be the evil empire role?
77. Darth - July 31, 2009 2:27 AM
Is the evil emperor's tooth aching?
78. Narcissist - July 31, 2009 2:47 AM
@ 2 - Yeah, if Manson goes to someones house for a fight, he'll probably get "melvined".
79. uh - July 31, 2009 12:30 PM
He's a smart guy and he does good tracks and great covers. You only hate him because...hey I don't know why you do actually. Probably because you're stupid and would prefer to listen to Jason Mraz.
80. Alexis - July 31, 2009 4:40 PM
Star wars? are you guys fucken serious you dumb asses come up with some pretty lame ass shit you all cant face the fact that marilyn manson still has some awesome music and hes different not like what ever bullshit music all you posers listen to!
81. bmose - August 1, 2009 12:48 PM
@23 just made coffee come out my nose.
82. Day-z - August 3, 2009 12:13 AM
Damn, "or with the help of my fans" i would love to help manson w/ that shit! i'll even $*** his d*** while im @ it!
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83. Bingerllama - August 24, 2009 2:58 AM
Really, what have any of you people accomplished that this man has?
Nothing...Manson is a very intelligent guy...unlike the rest of you.
I find it funny how you are all commenting on his looks and his music when not one of you could accomplish close to Marilyn Manson, also I am pretty sure that the people saying shit about his weight are insecure of them self, hence your an ugly one.
84. everyones got their opinions - August 26, 2009 3:14 AM
#70 and 71 and whoever else...
Well he was born here in the u.s.....so how can he get deported back anywhere?
and Antichrist superstar? it was just a gimmick...
He did and said what he wanted to show the world that it can shove its head up its ass and not be so judgmental, and that he will live by no ones rules but his own. He did what he did to make people think if they actually believed in their beliefs....or if they we're told in what to believe in.
Tho, I have to say, as do many I'm sure, that the whole "shock rock" thing is kinda going down hill. Not much you can do these days to shock anyone.
The 80's and 90's are gone!
So The Eat Me Drink Me album and the new High end of low album, are kinda about his personal experiences over the past few years.
85. Raoul Duke - September 6, 2009 7:14 PM
u guys are all a bunch of arssholes or most likly christans fuckheads who carnt stay out of shit but then u help manson conplete his goal of mass shock or annoyence. so how bout grow a dick and stop conplaining about some1 u obvisly want to be because its better then ur shit kicking lives
86. Raoul Duke - September 6, 2009 7:14 PM
u guys are all a bunch of arssholes or most likly christans fuckheads who carnt stay out of shit but then u help manson conplete his goal of mass shock or annoyence. so how bout grow a dick and stop conplaining about some1 u obvisly want to be because its better then ur shit kicking lives
87. kendall - September 14, 2009 5:09 PM
All these beauitful comments, i wonder if any of these people have actually met marilyn manson in person. i wonder if they grew up with im, knew exactly what he deals with in day to day life having to stumble acrossed ignorant people as everone on this planet. no one is higher than anybody on this planet, and as far as i am concerned marilyn manson is god.
all the good people who work their way up to be what everyone wants to see them as will only find out later on that no matter what, there is a warm and delightful spot for all of us in hell. <3
88. Day-z - October 3, 2009 1:01 AM
Oh wow all of these judgements and coments are so insulting lets cry for all these low life pices of shits and hope they get a life fucken dumbasses:-P manson is the shit:-) and you guys know it!!
89. gifts for men - November 5, 2009 1:10 AM
Really ugly looking . Marilyn Manson is looking like moron in that costumes with ugly face. I wish i could spit on his face.