Jul 7 2009Madonna's sarcophagus (This is what you think it is.)
Madonna performed at the O2 Arena in London on the Fourth of July where she ended up showing half of Britain her crotch. I'm assuming this was a reminder that we kicked their asses during the Revolutionary War, and her vagina saw the whole thing. Or at least up until Ben Franklin used his lightning powers to ban her from American soil on Independence Day in perpetuity. True story.
NOTE: Pic links to LSFW version that's essentially a smaller equivalent of stretching a cotton sheet over the Mummy's tomb. Also, you're probably cursed just for looking at it. I should've said something sooner.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. nnn - July 7, 2009 12:24 AM
bing
2. Lisa - July 7, 2009 12:26 AM
She is so beautiful....................http://tinyurl.com/rag432
3. rich - July 7, 2009 12:26 AM
@1...nnn....get a life loser.
4. spiderman - July 7, 2009 12:26 AM
if your going to put a fucking star over something at least make sure there is something to hide! she's wearing panties for fucks sake!
5. cheezy_poof - July 7, 2009 12:27 AM
*barf*
6. Axel - July 7, 2009 12:27 AM
So glad ther is a star on that thing
7. spiderman - July 7, 2009 12:29 AM
maybe its just me but i say only use the star to cover mudflaps, roastbeef, and nipples.
8. Quinn - July 7, 2009 12:30 AM
That's not bad... she respects them enough to wear panties.... that's not very American of her though :(
9. dear Madonna. - July 7, 2009 12:30 AM
stop Please, stop.
with thanks....
everyone.
10. Yeah - July 7, 2009 12:34 AM
Exactly, #4. Exactly.
11. norton - July 7, 2009 12:56 AM
Jesus Christ....... I graduated High School and 1984 and this chick was pretty much over by '90.
Why on god's green earth would anyone want to see her in "concert" - or evern worse, POST anything about her?
This chick is done.... over.... get over it.
12. Walter - July 7, 2009 1:11 AM
Nothing to see here.
13. She's a pathetic attention whore - July 7, 2009 1:13 AM
Madonna, please do concerts in the arabic world. There, your contrived & calculated "I'm a slut" show, where you show off your panties and/or twat, will not be just a shock value thing like it is in the west; they'll stone you as a wanton streetwalking whore/slut & will kill you. Which is the best possible outcome; you dying will make the world a better place...
14. Kaylia - July 7, 2009 1:14 AM
I would respect her if she didn't look like a crazy homeless person in this picture..
the sunglasses?
hot pink mini skirt??
knee high socks???
15. gold - July 7, 2009 1:18 AM
do not click on my name
16. http://www.popduds.com/ - July 7, 2009 1:21 AM
DO NOT WANT!
17. sin - July 7, 2009 1:21 AM
What loser still goes to see this antique?
18. sin - July 7, 2009 1:21 AM
What loser still goes to see this antique? Well, other than the homos.
19. Lourdes - July 7, 2009 1:24 AM
50 year olds shouldnt be acting out like that.
20. JaidinPaidin - July 7, 2009 1:24 AM
Dude....WTF.
I want a refund. False advertising.
There ain't shit to see. She has her fucking Depends on.
C'mon man.
You must have a 4th of July hangover or something.
21. Geoff - July 7, 2009 1:35 AM
I used to like Madonna back in the 80's and part of the 90's. Now, she's trying too hard to appeal to the "young" audience and she is looking pathetic in the process. At least Cher had the dignity to keep a low profile when she got to an "older" age and she's not flashing her vajay-jay everywhere she goes. A 50+ year old woman, with 2 biological children, and two adopted ones, wearing a red mini skirt with white heart shaped sunglasses, tennis shoes and knee high school girl socks and flashing her panties? I don't think so. Not even you Madge. I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I saw that. Close your legs already! I liked you better when you had meat on your bones (back in the 80's). We've been seeing your vajay-jay since then and I can see some crust around it already. Ewwwww!
22. jesus - July 7, 2009 1:44 AM
nothing under the star. i all got prepared to vomit for nothing.. it's okay, i just swallowed what little came up.
23. Lex - July 7, 2009 2:23 AM
Is she on steroids or what? She has the legs of a race horse. The BACK legs.
24. Nurse Marsha - July 7, 2009 2:30 AM
I can't believe no one has said anything about her furry pits under her beastly man-arms. Her over-aerobicised body is repulsive. I fully expected to see a penis under the star.
25. ginger - July 7, 2009 2:46 AM
STEROID GRANNY
26. Gar - July 7, 2009 3:20 AM
I can't believe you starred that.
27. Kristin - July 7, 2009 3:58 AM
pic 3 is very very very scary
28. Dave - July 7, 2009 4:08 AM
saw her new sexy photos at http://tinyurl.com/lcsd6h
29. kely - July 7, 2009 4:41 AM
I found a great site """""B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g-c O m """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a sexy beauties and even hot celebs and make it true!
30. Jan OLeary - July 7, 2009 4:44 AM
This is the only celebrity that I would ever say NEEDS self-tanner. It's like staring directly into the sun - a sun that is old and scary instead of nurturing and life-giving.
31. Darth - July 7, 2009 5:08 AM
Hola! That must have been a terrible itch!
32. Nero - July 7, 2009 5:21 AM
Sticky stuff?
33. wowo - July 7, 2009 5:25 AM
hi dear do u love me? i love u please sign up on *****KissCougar.com**********( a site for cougar dating young men)its join
free i promise please keep online more than ***20mins ***ok ? or i cant find u
34. wowo - July 7, 2009 5:26 AM
hi dear do u love me? i love u please sign up on *****KissCougar.com**********( a site for cougar dating young men)its join
free i promise please keep online more than ***20mins ***ok ? or i cant find u
35. H_Chick - July 7, 2009 5:32 AM
Oh dear..... who is going to write to her and tell her to stop flashing her snatch/undies?
Its all a bit sad really.... she was one of the hotties of the 80s - but someone needs to tell her that she doesnt need to keep doing that right into HER 80's.
I vote the Fish writes her.... <
36. Rhialto - July 7, 2009 5:35 AM
It's clear that being on stage performing turns her on.
37. IRONMANAustralia - July 7, 2009 5:50 AM
Am I the only one who suddenly remembered a movie line like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLqEWDo1VQk#t=2m53s
38. Gucci Sneakers - July 7, 2009 5:57 AM
What kind of a person would you have to be to still be interested in Madonna's crotch so much that you would pay to see it? Eeeewwww...
39. Charley Kane - July 7, 2009 6:50 AM
Thats not her vag dude, that's a pair of panties,and i had my puking bucket ready and everything.
40. linda - July 7, 2009 7:06 AM
TRY this *****Cougarcircle.com*****for free!!!
Dating beautiful women and rich men......
41. linda - July 7, 2009 7:07 AM
TRY this *****Cougarcircle.com*****for free!!!
Dating beautiful women and rich men......
42. Meream - July 7, 2009 7:36 AM
I love me some Madonna but this is just creepy. She should tone down on the flashy costumes, I think.
43. Carolyn - July 7, 2009 7:38 AM
god but she's ugly.
44. NO WAY Dick Throbbn - July 7, 2009 7:49 AM
Madge Vag ?
Damm, look at them arms on her ! !
She'll live a long time, yet we lost Ed McMahon. Life isn't fair, is it?
45. captain america - July 7, 2009 8:09 AM
some people make a profession out of it:
.....................LOOKING ABSURD, folks!!
46. Galtacticus - July 7, 2009 8:37 AM
Where's Jesus? His job is to rub that spot.
47. Nero - July 7, 2009 8:40 AM
@46 He isn't doing his job well.
48. Blue - July 7, 2009 9:02 AM
Why is she dressed like a nine year old? Knee-high socks and heart-shaped sunglasses? I wore my hair with slides in the exact same way in primary school. And now I'm ashamed of my younger self.
49. #1h8ter - July 7, 2009 9:36 AM
It's nice to see she's aging with dignity. I'm surprised the queen isn't up there with her.
50. dude_on - July 7, 2009 10:00 AM
I guess there is no denying it. Mainstream geriatric porn has arrived.
51. jaty - July 7, 2009 10:01 AM
finding fun on this ********^^^^^^KissCougar.com*******^^^^designed for the cougar and young men....
52. RichPort's Ghost - July 7, 2009 10:03 AM
Didn't she used to be Italian?
53. Dread not - July 7, 2009 10:03 AM
1 if by land... 2 if by sea... 3 if by Madonna's pussy.
54. ROUGH Daddy - July 7, 2009 10:09 AM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07072009/photos/steve_mcnair.jpg
I wonder if Mcnair going to get 70 virgins, by getting his wings clipped by this hairy persian...
55. steve - July 7, 2009 10:11 AM
She's awesome!!
56. J-Dawg - July 7, 2009 10:14 AM
Quality woman...make the kids proud. What a skank.
Glad my Mom had more pride than to show her shit in public.
57. steve - July 7, 2009 10:14 AM
She's awesome!!
58. Matthew - July 7, 2009 10:30 AM
madonna and her fake birtish accent
59. Matthew - July 7, 2009 10:31 AM
madonna and her fake british accent
60. Matthew - July 7, 2009 10:32 AM
sorry or the double post
61. puhleeze - July 7, 2009 10:41 AM
That's a MAN baby...a MAN.
62. Jooooosh - July 7, 2009 10:56 AM
What's the point of the star?
63. Joe Friday - July 7, 2009 11:25 AM
Mr. Superficial Writer,
This is an official warning. Your display of Madonna's crotch has caused internet routers around the world great harm. Had the vagina not been covered, our CSI team confirms that the routers would have exploded, releasing Shiva the goddess of death into the internet.
Under no circumstances are you to show an actual photo of Ms. Ciccone's vagina unless you can first show a permit to handle nuclear materials.
64. Pat - July 7, 2009 11:42 AM
It's her tribute to Michael Jackson - first she kidnaps a child, then she rubs her crotch. It's like he's still alive!
65. Hey Hey - July 7, 2009 12:01 PM
Isn't about time she gets a real job.
66. Barf - July 7, 2009 12:02 PM
Does she really still have any fans, and if she does, they must all have Bacon over their eyes.
67. Fuck you, Superficial Writer - July 7, 2009 12:32 PM
Haven't you taken shit in the past for placing stars over nothing? Fuck you
68. Boodiba - July 7, 2009 1:28 PM
She's awesome! I love her.
69. HuckyDucky - July 7, 2009 1:38 PM
Hello, Boys and GHOOOOOOULLLLLLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
70. JPRichardson - July 7, 2009 1:52 PM
She is an attractive woman. Incredible body.
71. The Rake - July 7, 2009 2:15 PM
"Sarcophagus"!!! Comedy. You knw she routinely fucked Guy Ritchie in the arse like a prison bitch. Poor dude. Hope he got a decent settlement, which claims are being made that he did not.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
72. ktb ( . )( . ) - July 7, 2009 2:15 PM
L A M E
I fell for it again, I thought the star held great possibility...
But then I just saw pink panties on Madonna.
Waste of time.
73. madonner sucks - July 7, 2009 2:38 PM
granny porn
74. Prof - July 7, 2009 3:00 PM
If it was 1985 the keyboard would be sticky right now, but it's 2009 and if she peels those panties back the whole front row is going to melt like nazis opening the Ark of the Covenant!
75. missywissy - July 7, 2009 5:23 PM
she's got a sack!
76. Clay - July 7, 2009 5:33 PM
Screw LSFW. How about NSAF... Not Safe After Food.
77. j - July 7, 2009 6:28 PM
Looks like her butt reached around to tickle her belly.
78. Huckleberry Hashimoto - July 7, 2009 8:58 PM
Those veiny arms. . . ugh! They look like Ron Jeremy's cock.
79. Ljutefisk - July 7, 2009 9:13 PM
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS DAM NIT!
80. datroof - July 8, 2009 12:06 AM
Not only is she old, but her schtick is old too.
81. maggie - July 8, 2009 2:37 AM
Where is the African baby she adopted--Mercy? I guess she adopted her just in time to dump her off with the nannies. Shamless.
82. mikeock - July 8, 2009 5:57 AM
Wow, her lady bits look remarkably like red underpants.
83. Yawn - July 8, 2009 9:56 AM
Eweeeee The 50 Year Old Vag........... nasty!
Fuck Id be embarrassed to be her children
84. buzztoe - July 22, 2009 6:42 PM
It looks angry..sure that star will help?
85. Jose Consakeau - July 23, 2009 7:06 PM
This is one of a few NSFW links I couldn't bring myself to click on. I didn't dare. Maybe 40 years ago, when Madonna was just turning 40, I would've thought about doing it, but not this time.
86. Narcissist - July 25, 2009 7:08 AM
You promised sarcophagus. GIVE ME SARCOPHAGUS.
@ 85 - Yeah, before the herpes got wrinkles and stuff.