Madonna is probably going to die soon

Somehow I missed this pic of Madonna that ran in yesterday's Daily Mail, so huge thanks to everyone who sent it in. Hopefully, you weren't looking for an explanation because, honestly, I don't have one.
Except I do: Pilates and a severe lack of virgin sacrifices.

Reader Comments
1. ISnatchKissesAndViceVersa - July 28, 2009 11:09 PM
The cryptkeeper lives!
2. TITS AHOY! - July 28, 2009 11:09 PM
nice TITS
3. TITS AHOY! - July 28, 2009 11:09 PM
nice TITS
4. manscaper - July 28, 2009 11:10 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5. boooya - July 28, 2009 11:10 PM
Yummmy
6. OJ SIMPSON - July 28, 2009 11:10 PM
That's like cyborg hot.
7. Jerome - July 28, 2009 11:10 PM
First bitches
8. Jerome - July 28, 2009 11:10 PM
First bitches
9. http://www.popduds.com/ - July 28, 2009 11:11 PM
ARMS LOL WUT?
10. Anastasia Beaverhausen - July 28, 2009 11:12 PM
zombie madonna wants braaaaiiinnns.....
11. Jerome - July 28, 2009 11:13 PM
That kabbalah water must contain embalming fluid
12. GrammarMenshevik - July 28, 2009 11:13 PM
Gaaaaah!!!
13. joy - July 28, 2009 11:16 PM
What the hell is happening to her? She obviously needs medical help. I hope she isn't surrounding herself with Doctor's that will give her whatever she asks for, like Michael Jackson. There is something seriously wrong going on here. Somebody, do something quick, before it;s too late.
14. Bert - July 28, 2009 11:34 PM
she has those lance henrikson arms..........
15. Ein - July 28, 2009 11:34 PM
Somebody get her back in the coffin.
16. Axel - July 28, 2009 11:35 PM
At No.13... You actually care what happens to this... Um... I got nothing, I dont know what to call it.
17. budah - July 28, 2009 11:41 PM
zomdonna needs braaaiiins...aiii quick to a third world country for more kids....
18. mary - July 28, 2009 11:42 PM
she looks horrible. hoooly.. what happened to her?
19. Jay - July 28, 2009 11:44 PM
This is clearly a photoshop job, not even a good one at that. Sheesh. Post real pics Fish.
20. Chick - July 28, 2009 11:53 PM
Fake pic!! I thought the photos on this site were credible.
21. Upinya - July 29, 2009 12:05 AM
Just soak her in hot water for an hour. She will rehydrate just like a piece of dried fruit.
22. Republibot 3.0 - July 29, 2009 12:06 AM
She's been dead for a long time now.
23. GM - July 29, 2009 12:13 AM
her arms look like an hr giger drawing of a penis
24. Nikky Raney - July 29, 2009 12:21 AM
Already saw this on perez's site, but still
Really looks disgusting.
Yuck..
I'm not one for the muscle-y bodies anyway.
25. Sunidaze - July 29, 2009 12:34 AM
Is it photoshopped?
26. Badfatman - July 29, 2009 12:40 AM
Heman will destroy you Skeletor!
27. zackerus - July 29, 2009 12:41 AM
@19 and 20. I use Photoshop daily, and that's not Photoshop—I know Photoshop when I see it. The woman has 0.002% fat in her body. If you were 50, with a very low percentage of fat, and have a microbionic (or whatever the f*ck is called) diet, your veins would probably pop like that. If she didn't show veins, I would think she's a real zombie, but we all know she only eat the brains of third world county kids for fun.
And by the way, what the f*ck is she wearing???
28. Fati - July 29, 2009 1:09 AM
Photoshop.
29. chloe - July 29, 2009 1:40 AM
ugh, how old is this hag? she looks awful & is completely unrecognizable from her earlier days. her veins are poppin & that is NOT sexy.
30. Annie Loves Anal - July 29, 2009 1:50 AM
It's like when bodybuilders "cut". The problem is, Madonna does it all the time, not just during bodybuilding show season. Can you imagine what her face would look like without the botox? Check out bodybuilding shows, and you will know what I mean. I honestly don't know how she can keep some of the lipids on her face, which means she is getting some kind of fat injection , along with the botox. Not good. I work out all the time, and I am not a fan of "cutting". It makes you look so much older and sinewy. Thank god her plastic surgeon saved us having to look at the sallow face. Gross!
P.S. Madge? Please call Linds ASAP and get some of that shitty tan spray of hers. It will save us all the blinding pain of eventually seeing your internal organs through that pale skin.
31. Sandy - July 29, 2009 1:57 AM
Holy shit on toast! I didn't know a human body could look like that. I've NEVER seen anything like that, except maybe the sloth guy from Se7en. Look away! Look away before you all turn to stone!
32. jesus - July 29, 2009 2:24 AM
I think this a moment-shot, maybe she is tired.
If she, no way, she dies.
But if I will lie beside her.
But she will not, I promise.
Madonna forever in body and mind.
My arms look similar but I will recover.
33. weightloss - July 29, 2009 2:44 AM
Is that a real Madonna? Looks weird. Something like a product of photoshop.
34. coolchecks - July 29, 2009 3:15 AM
I don't think this is photoshopped. She has been looking thin for a long time now. Sure, she's ripped but she is sickly thin.
35. ginger - July 29, 2009 4:45 AM
She's blatantly anorexic. I'm sick of fricken anorexics. Whenever I go to yoga class some anorexic with a BMI of 15 sits next to me and i have to look at a rotting corpse the whole 90 minutes.
I have sympathy for people with mental illness. Just not anorexia. Why can't they just eat some fucking cheesecake and take a day off??????
36. zips - July 29, 2009 4:46 AM
Holy cow. She looks like a living version of one of those engravings of the human body you see in old medical books. Or if that's too 'book learnin'' for you, she also looks like Frank in the original Hellraiser while he hadn't had enough human blood to turn his body fully normal again.
37. zips - July 29, 2009 4:53 AM
@35 - I wouldn't think she's anorexic - no way would she be able to maintain the exercise routine she supposedly does (what like 3 hrs a day or more?) for very long if she weren't eating. What she does probably have is some sort of body dysmorphic disorder that stems from her inability to accept getting older, or fear of becoming unknown or something very showbiz like that. I'm all for healthy but jesus, that's insane. How Jesus (Luz) can bed that is beyond me. He must be blind or get stiff by thinking of her money.
38. niko - July 29, 2009 5:15 AM
these arms are horrible
39. AnnaDraconida - July 29, 2009 5:40 AM
How come she still has breasts? No, wait... I know.
40. Jesus(not Luz) - July 29, 2009 6:10 AM
I think she has no anorexia, she is a vegatarian and indeed she has to eat more fat-vegatarian.
Well I think she must not lend her ears to fashion-prescribers.as she does?
And what's wrong about beiing young, better young than old(fashioned) as long as you not damage your body/mind.
Forever young, it's a song of Bob Dylan, but wise and gentle in mind.
Its so easy to put a person down, I better see more positive critics.
41. Venom - July 29, 2009 6:20 AM
This shit is just not right.
42. indioblue - July 29, 2009 7:04 AM
That picture is scarier than the Swine Flu. In fact, if you do get Swine Flu, look at pictures of Madonna and it kills the virus.
43. Patti - July 29, 2009 7:16 AM
I love her shirt!!
44. TUBBO - July 29, 2009 7:31 AM
He-Man and She-Ra get ready....Here comes Skeletor!!!!! By the power of Greyskull........I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!
45. jay - July 29, 2009 7:38 AM
Her arms are as scruffy looking as her eyebrows.
46. Narcissist - July 29, 2009 7:40 AM
What a fatty.
47. FACE - July 29, 2009 7:43 AM
What makes her want to show her arms all the time?? Hideous. SHe should find out what Prince does to fight off aging badly.
48. yuki - July 29, 2009 7:46 AM
omg she stole keef richards body.
49. Eskelator - July 29, 2009 8:06 AM
I saw her @ the Bodies exhibit.
50. Dr. Fill - July 29, 2009 8:17 AM
I, for one, amd shocked - SHOCKED - to see another "celebrity" showing signs of mental illness.
News Flash From Planet Obvious: 95% of the "celebutards" displayed here are dumber than dirt, and marginally more stable than a bottle of nitroglycerine on a hot day.
Which, now that I think of it, is why we come here... to watch their pathetic life-cycle run from sexy to scary.
Cicada's have a longer and more meaningful existence. If only they had tits...
51. sam hain - July 29, 2009 8:19 AM
@32 wtf?
52. Rancid - July 29, 2009 8:31 AM
Imagine her sneaking up behind you, and suddenly wrapping those arms around your body - maybe even cradling your neck and head.
I would scream like a little girl.
53. Republibot 3.0 - July 29, 2009 9:12 AM
@ 50: What? You think she's just *now* showing signs of mental illness? I think we could argue those started showing up around 1985 or so...
54. guy ritchie - July 29, 2009 9:20 AM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
55. John - July 29, 2009 9:23 AM
I've seen more life like dissected corpse props on CSI.
56. H_Chick - July 29, 2009 9:27 AM
Holy shit.
How did she reduce to this?
~shocked~
57. Xan - July 29, 2009 9:43 AM
The more I look at her, the more I see that she is returning to her "natural state."
A cross between a praying mantis (look at the hand-claws attached to those arms), and momma Alien from the movie............
58. StEvec - July 29, 2009 9:46 AM
....she's getting herself in shape for a cameo appearance on a future episode of True Blood
59. F.I.N.E - July 29, 2009 9:48 AM
@ 50....
One of my good friend's nickname is Cicada, and she has tits...does that count? lol
60. Aunt Jemima - July 29, 2009 9:48 AM
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-ra, the ever-living!
61. TopCat - July 29, 2009 9:51 AM
It's a fake.
62. ROUGH daddy - July 29, 2009 10:11 AM
You are witnessing mental wrestling between Marge and Father time...good luck Marge....
63. oldguydank - July 29, 2009 10:19 AM
Please tell me that's not a shrunken monkey hand hanging from her neck.
64. Groundskeeper Willy - July 29, 2009 10:27 AM
It's a monstah!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!
65. Tom - July 29, 2009 10:45 AM
Madonna has succeeded in making Iggy Pop look like Kevin Federline.
66. uhhh - July 29, 2009 10:53 AM
Courtney Love and Madonna ARE twins...
67. Tom - July 29, 2009 11:00 AM
To all of the people who seem to think this pic has been photoshopped: I'd like to get behind #27 and say that I too use photoshop A LOT, and this AIN'T THE SHOP.
This IS, however, a picture of an extremely vain control-freak of a woman who is having trouble coming to grips with her own mortality, having trouble realizing that she's not the all-powerful, physics-defying being that 30 years of having millions of dollars seems to make some people think they are.
I've watched Madonna every step of the way, and I can say that IMHO she stopped being attractive to hetero males 15 years ago.
68. MLSbest - July 29, 2009 11:48 AM
Is she related to Iggy Popp? Have they both been seen in the same place recently??
69. Galtacticus - July 29, 2009 11:51 AM
I would like to know the reactions at her weekly visit of the weight watcher's club.
70. wundersmack - July 29, 2009 11:54 AM
#40 I love you, Jesus! Your sweet earnestness is actually kinda touching.
71. Nero - July 29, 2009 12:00 PM
How about a bald head too? That would be awesome!
72. Republibot 3.0 - July 29, 2009 12:02 PM
@ 67:
Amen! Preach it, brother!
73. Jammy - July 29, 2009 12:25 PM
bleagh!
74. Dee - July 29, 2009 12:48 PM
This is what happens when you work a few months of the year, have unlimited money, and way to much spare time.
75. laurente - July 29, 2009 12:52 PM
FAKE FACE
FAKE BOOBS
TOO SINEWY
GROSS OBSESSIVE
76. Chris - July 29, 2009 1:07 PM
I've seen her live 3 times from the front section. The last photos that I took early this month show that after 2 hours of strenuous dancing, she never looks like that. This photo must have been doctored which is why it gets all this attention....sells very well. You must not be very intelligent to believe all the trash bits they throw at you and the comments posted.....not unpredictably… they say so much more about your low state of mind than anything else...
77. gotmilk? - July 29, 2009 1:13 PM
76, you've seen her live 3 times from the front section, eh? now THAT says something about your low state of mind!
the rest of you are killing it today with the comments.
78. malcolmxxx_23 - July 29, 2009 2:43 PM
looks like FEMME AT AGE 50
SCUST
79. luvher - July 29, 2009 3:27 PM
A-rod is a lucky man
80. lilian - July 29, 2009 4:51 PM
I think the arms are taken from Iggy Pop !
It totally FAKE !
81. SlickWilley - July 29, 2009 6:29 PM
We can only hope sooner than later
82. Bongo Murphy - July 29, 2009 6:44 PM
Holy bollocks. Thats some nightmare shit.
83. zoltan28 - July 29, 2009 7:51 PM
From what I've heard she rubs testosterone cream on her to get that "manly muscular" physique. I also heard she spends thousands (I'm guessing hundreds of) on hair removal.
84. LilDi - July 29, 2009 8:13 PM
Wow- get this woman and IV and a cheeseburger or something. That is so sick and cannot be healthy at all.
85. Ice Cream Man - July 29, 2009 8:25 PM
Looks like she has Sclerosis Legs for Arm! bwahahaha!
86. wtf - July 29, 2009 8:47 PM
what the hell, must be photoshopped.
87. farty mcshitface - July 29, 2009 9:06 PM
she looks like she has fully recharged herself in her sarcophagus.
ready to strangle and devour all the children in the world.
88. Rachel - July 30, 2009 12:56 AM
Oh my fucken god would she die already. Motherfuck.
89. datroof - July 30, 2009 4:11 AM
It's photoshopped you retards.
90. farty mcshitface - July 30, 2009 4:18 AM
uhm, no it is NOT photoshopped.
i have now seen several other pictures of her horrifying grim-reaper arms and may sue the bitch for the trauma it has caused. it is a legit picture.
get over it you retards who claim it is faked because it is the ugly, ugly truth.
91. Narcissist - July 30, 2009 4:43 AM
On FOX someone implied she has a caloric restriction lifestyle, which is believed to increase your lifespan. Not doing anything for her looks, though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caloric_restriction
92. jesus - July 30, 2009 9:45 AM
If I get half of her money, I get her in shape, only if she accepts.
I am as poor as a rat but if I can I make that Madonna love me.
I think also however I am as poor a dingo, in the thoughts the same as her.
So, that has nothing to do with means.
Fuck with the economy-crisis, I reject these.
Be honest.
93. jesus - July 30, 2009 10:50 AM
Hi,
Where do you go to my love when I am alone in my bed?
I get by thinking of you here.
I am a little grazy because of m.e.s..and lonelyness.
I have no father, no mother, but I have body, hands,arms,dig,head,legs, a big mouth and a big heart anyway I get by with a little help of my friends.
94. minty - July 30, 2009 11:33 AM
i know that madonna practices ashtanga yoga, which is very strenuous and does build really muscular arms. i know this because i teach that style and have taken workshops with one of madonna's teachers.
that being said, she looks like she is not taking in enough calories to support her lifestyle. she looks like she has a definite self image disorder, probably an eating disorder, and she should learn from her yoga training to practice moderation and self- love. she looks miserable here. desperately fighting her femininity and age. sadly, nature always wins.
95. whattheshit - July 30, 2009 3:34 PM
What the hell?! If we dyed her blue, she'd be Skeletor.
96. Bob Reed - July 30, 2009 6:51 PM
Photoshoped. And not a very good one!
97. Welldoneson - July 31, 2009 12:26 AM
Guys, this isn't photoshop.
She looks like this. Check out some concert footage.
I don't think there are many people who could tour
as much as she is (she's been at it for years),
whatever she needs to keep going is OK by me.
Look at what happened to MJ just trying to get
ready for 50 shows.
Most of us can't imagine the daily routine she goes
through.
Having said that, I wish ta hell she'd hide her arms
and show her abs instead. PLEASE!
98. GG1000 - July 31, 2009 1:55 AM
her arms are sort of unpleasant to look at ordinarily, but this is obviously fake. If she were really that sickly lean, you'd be able to count every rib on her breastplate.
99. Just me - July 31, 2009 4:43 AM
I think they photoshopped Iggy Pop's arms in...
100. jesus - July 31, 2009 8:57 AM
I hope and she will, get by with the help of us all.
I love her motherly, kindly and manly.
Sweet,warm kisses from all of u.s. here in the Netherlands.
It's so easy to hate somebody, I think it's more appropriate to LOVE.
ONly in one of her songs she sings: Go for the top, in the early days of pop I promoted that verb too, now I think too much of nothing is nothing.
So, now I am going to hug my pussy.-cat.
What about Michael, he has a whole jig-saw-pzuzzle in front of him.
101. jesus - August 1, 2009 1:23 PM
Saw a strong kind of "female"MJ here in Amsterdam at the Anne Frank-house.
life is life, take a breath and a bread and get rid of d(e)ad.
I think I can, dont let you put down Madonna, stay tall and fierce(if you can) and fuck the critics, that's what i try to do.
So, now i to find my razor, mysteriously somewhere in the house. To get rid of the crab-louse. Hey, cat, what are you writing , bullshit, no this is bollocks.
102. jesus - August 1, 2009 2:13 PM
Boolcks? You yes, and i say no.
We say hello, hello, no goodbyes: Yes? okay, i am yours.
103. Meaghan - August 1, 2009 10:22 PM
Her arms look like a giraffe's/horses legs.
104. bossvnnv - August 2, 2009 8:00 AM
I'D FUCK THAT ALL DAY LONG!!!
105. farty mcshitface - August 2, 2009 8:18 AM
been said a million times you stupid fuckers- it is not photoshoped.
i ahve seen other pictures of her awful arms and her legs look just as bad when she wear those age inapproriate outfits. this is a horrible, narciscistic woman who can't accept the fact that father time caught up to her in the last millenium.
she really does look this bad. did any of you see where she was photographed with that monobrowed monstrostiy called her daughter lourdes? her terrifying arms were in display again and they looked just as bad then. this is her. get over it. this IS her!
106. jesus - August 3, 2009 8:55 AM
What you say, fuck her hard and nicely, get a blow-job.
107. katya - August 3, 2009 5:51 PM
I have seen other pictures from other sources where she looks the saME..iT IS NOT PHOTOSHOP.51 is not necessarily old...But she needs to retire from the sex kitten role.......Singing and dancing is still ok-you can do it until you are 100....
108. katya - August 3, 2009 5:51 PM
I have seen other pictures from other sources where she looks the saME..iT IS NOT PHOTOSHOP.51 is not necessarily old...But she needs to retire from the sex kitten role.......Singing and dancing is still ok-you can do it until you are 100....
109. jesus - August 4, 2009 2:26 PM
Sex is ok, but too many can be too nuch.
Sex, natural things and rock and roll makes lovely a living human. And she is. in my eyes.
I think somebody makes dirty tricks to her..
110. jesus - August 21, 2009 6:11 PM
#94
Maybe you're right about nature always wins, in Dutch nature in dictionary means wet hour.
And maybe we have to respect nature but nature has to respect us too.
So we can do as if we are in paradise, we can strive for long everlasting life.