Jul 24 2009Lindsay Lohan has food named after her (Now with more side boob!)
Some marketing wizard thought it'd be a good idea to name a food item after Lindsay Lohan, so here she is at Millions of Milkshakes last night mixing up a milkshake named after her for the cameras. Surprisingly missing from these shots is the cleaning crew that came in afterward and essentially burned the place to the ground before salting the earth. In related news, the three children who tasted the Lindsay Shake are still missing though at this point it's a given their livers exploded, and they were eaten by coyotes. And now, sports!
EDIT: Added a new column full of side boob. Not exactly sure why...

Reader Comments
1. Eww - July 24, 2009 12:38 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................................
2. Delgo - July 24, 2009 12:38 PM
I'd still brick it.
3. dude_on - July 24, 2009 12:39 PM
She is aging in dog years. It is over.
4. Reader - July 24, 2009 12:40 PM
Not nice...cut the girl some slack already!
5. Chuck Nunchuck - July 24, 2009 12:41 PM
Awesome! I've always wondered what Herpes tasted like in milkshake form.
6. Charles Few - July 24, 2009 12:43 PM
My gawd, she's gonna be dead before 30. How depressing.
7. Charles Few - July 24, 2009 12:47 PM
2nd thought: Larry King will outlive her.
8. disgusting and unsanitary - July 24, 2009 12:47 PM
ugh she keeps touching her hair while she's handling the food. that is so nasty. its called the lindsay because the secret ingredient is her hair. yuck.
9. Harold^Sick - July 24, 2009 12:47 PM
Ha ha, she looks like she's in her 50's in the first pic. Cougar?
10. Veronica - July 24, 2009 12:50 PM
even she's not buying these attempts to ceate good publicity.
And one shudders to think of what would be in a shake named after her. I would assume a year ago, it would have brought all the boys to the yard.
11. Darth Retard - July 24, 2009 12:51 PM
If it weren't for the huge boobs I'd have long forgotten this girl.
12. Chor_boy_rots_your_teeth - July 24, 2009 12:54 PM
Jesus! Someone get her some pot and a $250 gift card to In and Out Burger so that poor girl will get an appetite and eat! She's wasting away before our eyes! There was a time when I thought she was hot. Now she's just gross. How sad and pathetic.
13. Crapcakes - July 24, 2009 12:56 PM
Poor girl. I wish one of her parents was normal enough to step in and un-fuck her up. Too bad that's not going to happen
14. Annie Likes Anal - July 24, 2009 1:04 PM
Nice sagging sideboob shots, Linds. Couple of months those deflated silicon sacks should be down to your knees. Going for the Auschwitz look, I see. Chewing on Samantha cocaine powdered beef jerky sink hole diet must be paying off. Even the queen tying the apron behind your kneck looks horrified. Do us all a favor, Lindsay, get out of our lives! Next!
15. freekity geeek - July 24, 2009 1:08 PM
Ugh, she looks terrible. Her forehead has such deep grooves in it. She needs to cut out the smoking/tanning and stuff. And she should put on more clothes!
16. britneysucks - July 24, 2009 1:12 PM
Her face has suffered but her body is perfect. Am seriously jealous.
17. Crabby Old Guy - July 24, 2009 1:16 PM
Surprisingly, it tasted like tuna.
Huh, who knew?
18. will - July 24, 2009 1:18 PM
@12 please kill yourself.
19. Io - July 24, 2009 1:19 PM
OMG she looks so old!
20. ha - July 24, 2009 1:21 PM
LOL the irony. It's like having a dictionary named after Britney Spears. I love the main pic, the look on her face is priceless she's all like "what is this fa-oooo-d
stuff you've named after me?" Then she tries it and it's like a 40 year old virgin getting his totured wang into it's first inch of pussy: "WOW THIS IS AMAZING. I should have tried this years ago".
21. FACE - July 24, 2009 1:21 PM
When will white boys admit that she looks about as stank as you can get without being a crack whore?
22. Chef - July 24, 2009 1:26 PM
Looks like shit in the blender. Yep, name after her. SHIT!
23. caroline - July 24, 2009 1:28 PM
Well she already has the Lindsay Lohan shot named after her - it's a Red-Headed Slut with a splash of Coke.
24. would not hit it - July 24, 2009 1:28 PM
my god that picture of her back is gross. I really wished she would read this and eat a pizza.
25. Rod - July 24, 2009 1:29 PM
Mark your calendars. A year from now she'll already be dead. These pictures prove it.
26. lalalalala - July 24, 2009 1:35 PM
She looks like a trainwreck
27. Rogue - July 24, 2009 1:38 PM
So they let her make a cocaine & redbull milkshake?
28. Bob Johnson - July 24, 2009 1:42 PM
She's already got a shot named after her:
The Lindsay Lohan (A red headed shot with a splash of coke)
29. Deacon Jones - July 24, 2009 1:46 PM
Man, I am so glad I quit smoking, she looks like a MILF I work with, but she's fucking 22
30. LamKram - July 24, 2009 1:50 PM
I can't believe the Superficial guy didn't make the obvious joke:
What's in a "Lindsay Lohan Milkshake"?
2 oz Skim Milk
2 oz Red Bull
5 oz Vodka
1 oz Nicotine
1 oz Amoxicillin
1 heaping tablespoon Peruvian Flake Cocaine (plus more to taste)
Mix well in blender. Serve chilled. Purge immediately after drinking. Snort any remaining cocaine.
31. slipnslide - July 24, 2009 2:01 PM
Lol@ #30.
And what did #12 do wrong to get such a nasty comment?
32. twzzlrgirl - July 24, 2009 2:01 PM
Pics 1 and 2 look like she uses "There's Something About Mary" hair-care products.
Pic 8 made me shoot iced tea out my nose.
She looks like a zombie....grosssssss!
33. Eat Something - July 24, 2009 2:03 PM
For Heaven's sake....hold the bitch down and pour at least 3,000 of those milkshakes into her. Maybe she might actually make it to 100lbs if we are lucky. Looks like freaking Skeletor in those photos.
That or just throw her in a trash can and burn it with fire so we can stop seeing her.
34. moi - July 24, 2009 2:05 PM
Oh my ! she looks so bad and old here...=O!! say no to drugs and alcohol lindsay or you will be ugglier...
35. Ellen - July 24, 2009 2:05 PM
I wouldn't hit that with samantha ronson's dick.
36. rrrippinrrrose - July 24, 2009 2:10 PM
that video... SHIT son. her voice is shot and she's so.. scared
37. Will.I.Am - July 24, 2009 2:13 PM
@35
How about Fergie's???
38. big teeth - July 24, 2009 2:17 PM
we likes the precious, we does... yesssssss...
39. Frodo - July 24, 2009 2:22 PM
Great Gandalf's Ghost! I thought Gollum died in Mt. Doom. I'm not going through that shit again...let the bastard have the ring.
40. Joe Mason - July 24, 2009 2:25 PM
I would wreck that. She still looks good.
41. Rachell - July 24, 2009 2:26 PM
She's so dirty and gross looking. I'm 29, but I look 18. She's what, early 20's? and she looks about 35. I guess this is what happens with a study diet of blow for breakfast. She looks like somone who sleeps outside in the same flannel shirt for weeks on end. So nasty. Someone please give her a bath.
42. jessman - July 24, 2009 2:37 PM
Damn, she looks like she's forty years old and dying from cancer.
43. EB - July 24, 2009 2:40 PM
What's the shake called? a Skank Shake?
44. Sunidaze - July 24, 2009 2:46 PM
If Dina really loved Lindsay she'd look at these pictures and get her child some help.
45. Joe - July 24, 2009 2:53 PM
Damn, she looks horrendous, like a late 30s porn star.
46. Sickitten - July 24, 2009 2:54 PM
Yeah, she looks like every drunkie Irish mom on Long Island now. You know the ones I am talking about. They always had 6 kids in a house meant for no more than 2 kids and their yards were never manicured.
47. Kels - July 24, 2009 2:55 PM
DUDE, SHE'S NASTY. I'M 30 AND DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES ON MY FOREHEAD OR FACE LIKE HER, AND SHE' S LIKE 23 OR IN HER EARLY TWENTIES...SHE'S AGING BADLY...
48. Kels - July 24, 2009 2:55 PM
DUDE, SHE'S NASTY. I'M 30 AND DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES ON MY FOREHEAD OR FACE LIKE HER, AND SHE' S LIKE 23 OR IN HER EARLY TWENTIES...SHE'S AGING BADLY...
49. Name (required): - July 24, 2009 2:56 PM
It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A wide investigation of reports from funeral homes, morgues and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead are coming back to life and seeking human victims...
50. Venom - July 24, 2009 3:05 PM
The Curious Case of Lindsay Lohan. How is it that at 23 you look 50? And I won't even talk about how her spinal cord is bulging out of her back.
... yet because there's some side boob pics, I'm sure some of you will still find her to be hot.
51. unui - July 24, 2009 3:05 PM
looks like she's training for her future full time gig.
52. Captain America - July 24, 2009 3:05 PM
@18 you too, you do the same...
@12... number 18 is kind of weird, don't pay any attention to what that person needs to write...in fact you are right, let's get her that gift card so she can eat and look more like a person rather than a zombie.
@31 I don't know what #12 did to get a nasty comment like that but I think number 18 is in fact Lindsay Lohan reading these comments and answering under a fake name!
53. Lindsay Cokehound - July 24, 2009 3:10 PM
Captain America are you retarded? During the day is Lindsay's prime coke time. (well actually all day is coke time) She would not be wasting it here on the superficial.
54. brooke - July 24, 2009 3:15 PM
She's 23 going on 70 with saggy tits like that
55. Smokey - July 24, 2009 3:18 PM
I'm going to Pancake House!
56. Hefe - July 24, 2009 3:19 PM
I can't believe how fucking horrible she looks.
57. Daniel the Maniel - July 24, 2009 3:20 PM
@29 In order for her to be a MILF, she would have to be someone you would like to fuck, and since she looks like a zombie covered in fire ants, it's highly unlikely that anyone ever wanted to fuck her. Lindsay Lohan would be a MIWNLF.
58. plant huggers oath - July 24, 2009 3:21 PM
haha you know I went thro these pics and saw the side boob before the update, and though hmm, the superficial didn't even pay attention to that!
Lohan, gosh she just looks so run down..and by what? she's not working..
59. Jesus Juice - July 24, 2009 3:23 PM
I am become death.
60. Lain - July 24, 2009 3:26 PM
I've never seen such terrible fake boobs.
61. tuga - July 24, 2009 3:36 PM
She looks 40. Bad 40. Geez...
62. ROUGH daddy - July 24, 2009 3:39 PM
Wheres the milkshake mustache shot? which probably looked like she just went down on Adrian Grenier...
63. dink squeeze - July 24, 2009 3:40 PM
She doesn't look too bad for 65 years old.
64. Daniel the Maniel - July 24, 2009 3:42 PM
I hate to tell you people, but she doesn't "look 40". Jennifer Connely "looks 40", Lohan looks like she's in her early 60's -- one of those old Hollywood types who keeps dying her hair and wears clothes from the young miss department suffering from the delusion that she still doesn't look a day over 30.
Why is this woman famous again? Was this Disney's doing?
65. vito - July 24, 2009 4:13 PM
I say Lindsey's still on the ball...going to Millions of Milkshakes where there is sure to be a crowd. So she wears a frock that will be certain to show some tit.
What a classy dame!
66. GM - July 24, 2009 4:14 PM
Looks like shes all coked out.
fuck bitch go to sleep.
67. Commenter - July 24, 2009 4:25 PM
Damnit, why did she have to fuck herself up and get so disgusting? She was so smokin' during the Mean Girls days and now she's just a dumb, ugly slut-whore.
68. Balls - July 24, 2009 4:26 PM
Rich or famous?? Definitely rich.
69. LL is a slut - July 24, 2009 4:32 PM
Man, I'm so glad I live on the East Coast. All this Hollywood nonsense that occurs on the West Coast is just gross.
70. netstarman - July 24, 2009 4:38 PM
That tells me that I need to stop looking at 2 runny eggs in a burlap sack cloth and to punch myself in the groin for looking at those pics. She looks like a redheaded turtles head coming out of Andre the Giants bung hole.
71. The Real Joe - July 24, 2009 4:38 PM
Rancid.
...and I ain't talking about the food.
72. The Real Joe - July 24, 2009 4:38 PM
Rancid.
...and I ain't talking about the food.
73. Simon Says - July 24, 2009 4:43 PM
How the Hell does she manage to look worse than when she was drinking and snorting all the time? The worst thing this girl ever did was go into Rehab, it's like they broke her spirit, she's pathetic now, just pathetic. And when was the last time she acted in a film?
74. farty mcshitface - July 24, 2009 4:47 PM
i bet a few minutes after taking a swig on the shake she excused herself to the restroom so she could purge and snort a few lines.
and yes, she is aging in dog years. she looks like she is about 46 (and not a good 46) not 23yrs old.
75. farty mcshitface - July 24, 2009 4:51 PM
#73 simon, i think it is a safe bet to say she is STILL drinking and snorting all the time. it is just that this is really starting to show. she looks like she sleeps about 2 hours a day (perhaps).
76. Mama Pinkus - July 24, 2009 4:54 PM
that gal is in dire need of an intervention - I feel bad for her - I believe she's an active alcoholic and it will kill her if she doesn't get help.....my brother died of alcoholism and believe me it is an ugly way to die
77. Murf - July 24, 2009 4:58 PM
She is looking more and more like a crankster every day.
78. Kati - July 24, 2009 5:01 PM
She's totally coked out here. Believe me, it takes one to know one.
79. Upinya - July 24, 2009 5:15 PM
I bet she has millions of shakes, when she's detoxing! This girl needs help. She needs to go to rehab, and NOT one of those fancy Hollywood rehab joints either.She need to be somewhere that will treat her like anyone else, a place that doesn't give a shit about her fame.
80. KrazyHotKelli - July 24, 2009 5:21 PM
Oh Lindzey, you are zo pretty do not let the haterz get to you all of you haterz wizh you were like Lindzey so beautiful and zmart.
81. joe blow - July 24, 2009 5:29 PM
Wow... in that first picture she looks like a coke whore whose next binge will probably be her last one....
82. Jennyjenjen - July 24, 2009 5:30 PM
@80 Do you feel clever when you substitute the proper letter with a Z? You aren't. You are just proving to the world that you aren't fit for a job serving french fries at McDonalds.
83. farty mcshitface - July 24, 2009 5:32 PM
for number 80.
with the way you spell as an indicator, yeh she probably is pretty smart in comparison. and that is pretty damn sad.
84. truthbetold - July 24, 2009 5:32 PM
She is not on coke, she is on meth! She has lost any light in her eyes and she looks like a rundown truckstop hooker.
85. Joana - July 24, 2009 5:37 PM
GROSSEST. BOOBS. EVER.
86. Lou - July 24, 2009 5:41 PM
"Major hangover" written all over that face, skinny as fuck...I wouldn't drink/eat anything done by someone like this!
Btw...her tits are getting saggy as shit.
87. Large Black Man - July 24, 2009 6:26 PM
Yet another ugly skinny white crackwhore.
88. Jaimi - July 24, 2009 6:27 PM
Awwww, she seriously looks like she's about to cry in that first shot.
I realize she makes dumb decisions,
but what happens to most child actors is sad.
They need child actor support groups, lol.
89. AirKisses - July 24, 2009 6:29 PM
Everybody is Hindsight 20/20 "if only we'd staged an intervention" on Michael Jackson - well here is Lindsey looking like death-warmed-over and she doesn't have MJs powerhouse lawyers so why hasn't anyone GALLANTLY staged an intervention??
90. Tom K - July 24, 2009 6:29 PM
She looks horrible.
What exactly are the ingredients of this Lindsay Lohan milshake? Cigarettes, cocaine, dirty lesbian twat, diet pills as sprinkles?
She is such a joke!!
91. Tom K - July 24, 2009 6:32 PM
Her legs!! They look like grandma legs!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is she doing she looks worse and worse everytime they snap a picture of this whore.
92. AmericanWhiteTrash - July 24, 2009 7:01 PM
And shes in her early 20's. Just wait till she's 30 with the drugs if she makes it that far... Shes a sad story and part of me wants to feel bad for her because her parents need the shit beat out of them. They are even worse than her.
93. angryface - July 24, 2009 7:33 PM
OMG In this pic she looks like smeggle, from Lord of the Rings :( im so sad. Shes used to be so cute in mean girls.
94. Sarah - July 24, 2009 7:37 PM
i love how they make her wear gloves, but she proceeded to put her gloved fingers in her ears and hair. What was the point of the gloves? And why make her wear them at all if her hair was all down and everywhere? Not very sanitary.
95. kate - July 24, 2009 8:19 PM
Dont do drugs!
96. faces_of_meth - July 24, 2009 8:31 PM
Okay, everyone: She's on METH. It's obvious. No other drug ages you as quickly. Meth is the most dangerous and addictive drug in the world. Check out these mug shots of the same people who get rearrested for meth over the years. http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/photos/gallery.ssf?cgi-bin/view_gallery.cgi/olive/view_gallery.ata?g_id=2927
Notice the destructive effects on their physical appearance. Meth users binge on the drug for days and forget to eat. That's why she's so skinny. She doesn't have an eating disorder. Also notice her pinprick pupils - another indication that she's on meth.
97. That's Sick! - July 24, 2009 8:38 PM
# 96 -
Lindsay should move to Oregon to be with those others since I hear that Portland is full of Meth Heads. She would fit right in and maybe even get a got at a milk shop.
98. LMS - July 24, 2009 9:05 PM
My God!!! Google a pic of her from about 2004 and then look at her here right now.
Folks this is what coke and immense quantities of alcohol does to you! Shame...
99. titsonsnack - July 24, 2009 10:13 PM
Jesus. I am going to be 30 soon, and this broad looks like she could be my (much) older sister. She looks soooooo bad. And old. And wrecked.
100. Josette - July 24, 2009 10:18 PM
LOL @ pic 8
101. KrazyHotKelli - July 24, 2009 11:00 PM
82. McDonaldz iz zo good. I will get you a job there, becauze I own zix already. Zhe iz not zad. Zhe iz a geniouz and you haterz are her bitchez. Zo long. Enjoy your zhift at Mickey Deez, lozer.
102. Boo boo - July 24, 2009 11:09 PM
All of the extensions in her hair probably cost her thousands to maintain, but they look like shit. why doesn't anyone show this girl what she really looks like?
103. granuaile - July 24, 2009 11:15 PM
Poor thing had to sell all her underthings to support her coke habit.
104. Nadsak - July 24, 2009 11:47 PM
You assholes are so mean. She doesn't look so bad! She had a tough life and was always under a ton of pressure. Why take the time to write such nasty stuff....I bet she would be saddened to read all this. How would you like if your pic was posted here for everybody to comment on? Would they all be glowing reviews? I doubt it!
105. Ted from LA - July 25, 2009 12:01 AM
Stop the hate. She looks great. Her tits look great too. Just like my grandmother's and she is hot. Where is Binky?
106. Missy - July 25, 2009 12:11 AM
Pssssh ZEITGEIST !!!!
107. Annie Likes Anal - July 25, 2009 12:17 AM
104. My pic wouldn't be posted because I'm not whoring my meth infested body and face out to the paps to get a little camera time. Good God, all thats missing are the scabs. If the stupid little crack smokin' twat wants all of that attention, she might want to "clean up pretty", or at least "clean up". Meth. Hell of a drug. Pic 1 reminds me of that serial killer hooker that got the death penalty a couple of years back in Florida. Charlize Theron played her in a movie. Good God, her Mother needs to get gassed for letting this go on.
108. Jose - July 25, 2009 12:29 AM
Niiiiiice Lindsay. Im suddenly a Lindsay fan. Best pics ive seen on here in a while IMO ;) Hotness indeed.
109. Jose - July 25, 2009 12:32 AM
Would love , to see her with bout 10-15 more lbs though. Lil too skinny girl.. but hot! still def hot.
110. hellno - July 25, 2009 12:37 AM
pretty sure she's a meth head. notice how her hair is falling out!
111. Jose - July 25, 2009 12:37 AM
I would think it takes some guts to be a hot lil piece of ass when you know assholes on here are gonna pick ya apart. I respect that!
112. Annie Loves Anal - July 25, 2009 12:38 AM
Looks like 108 is a fan of the rock too.....maybe you and that skank can smoke up...you'll have to score though. by the looks of things, she's emptied out every crack house in L.A. enjoy the herp.
113. Annie Rexia - July 25, 2009 12:49 AM
Fat bitch needs to put the milkshake down and head to the ladies room ASAP. Calories don't expel themselves, heifer!
114. screamobaby - July 25, 2009 12:51 AM
she needs to cut that fucking hair!!!!!
115. Jose - July 25, 2009 12:54 AM
LOL you guys are horrible. I just wanna know when she got so bangable.
116. Jose - July 25, 2009 12:58 AM
Now if we can just get the now single queen of incredibly bangable hotness Jess Simpson to flaunt he sexy ass
117. Annie Likes Anal - July 25, 2009 1:07 AM
Jose (A.K.A. Lindsay) If you want hotter chicks, hit the morgue. It's obviously what you're into. Hey, in a couple of months, you'll probably run into Lindsay there... the rate she's going...
118. Mirv Tyler - July 25, 2009 1:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aNoSc61IKA
TEASE
119. Upinya - July 25, 2009 2:31 AM
@ #97. It's not that bad here.It's mostly stoners here anyway. EVERY town, city, every burb. has meth addicts. Some more than others. And she should have allot more scabs to be a true tweaker.She will probably drink anything under the sink.
Anyhow, she is already dead. Inside. It is too bad.
120. Binky - July 25, 2009 2:47 AM
# 105 - Ted - I'm not here so much now. Good to see you back.
So - Where's Binky ? - Like -
- Like- I don't seem to be able to get free internet at 'The Lake' this year. - I checked with Steven Hawking and he reports back 'it's some sort of problem in the ionosphere'. Whatever.
(We do seem to have a new store up here from 'Chip & Pepper' though.)
- Like - So. I've got to support a couple of guys over in China with kilos of "Jiffy Pop" .This deal contracting out of the -"9/11 Inquisition"- to China - BAD contract.
Biggest mistake since I re-mortgaged my house to buy stock in Nortel.
Whatever.
Finally.
One day. ...
121. media_lush@hotmail.com - July 25, 2009 3:12 AM
Proof that smoking seriously fucks you up..... SHE'S 23 YEARS OLD FOR CRISSAKE!..... she has the face of a 40 year old.... just about every pap pic you've ever seen of her she's smoking
if proof was ever needed and all that bollox etc
122. smith - July 25, 2009 3:49 AM
I am 37 and she looks more like a cougar than I do. I would not have bothered to even get out of bed if I had wrinkles on my forehead that big when I was her age.
123. David - July 25, 2009 4:33 AM
That's a row. Not a column.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Row_%28database%29
124. Whocares - July 25, 2009 4:41 AM
Seriously, WTF is she doing making milkshakes with her 70-foot long hair in the way like that. Don't most restaurants/fast food chains require hair nets for ALL workers?? This is unsanitary!
BTW my 50-yr old boyfriend has less forehead wrinkles than she, no lie.
125. natalou - July 25, 2009 4:57 AM
She looks really ill.
126. budah - July 25, 2009 5:52 AM
looks at the pathetic wretch in the pic...
kids don't do drugs
127. niko - July 25, 2009 6:20 AM
i don´t like her
http://pitt-news.blogspot.com/
128. mikeock - July 25, 2009 6:34 AM
I bet her cunt smells like the inside of an old beer can
129. Narcissist - July 25, 2009 6:42 AM
When she turns on that smile, she's a cute sixty-something gal again.
130. Samurai IT Guy - July 25, 2009 6:51 AM
I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
131. Frau Detmolders - July 25, 2009 8:38 AM
She thinks it's' funny to be eating.
132. Annegret - July 25, 2009 8:41 AM
Poor girl, with all the paparazzis screaming at her.
133. ma - July 25, 2009 8:58 AM
somebody get that girl a sandwich!
she makes me want to shower, exfoliate and EAT...and gag
not in that order, maybe
134. pbandj - July 25, 2009 9:06 AM
She looks very sick and obviously needs help. The gold watch and Christian Louboutin shoes with this food service get up is an interesting juxtaposition.
135. a sanderson - July 25, 2009 9:44 AM
omg she looks horrible. shes way too thin, her skin is orange, and she has more wrinkles than a 50 year old!! we're the same age and i look totally better healthwise than she does!
lay off the drugs! youre runing your beauty!
136. a sanderson - July 25, 2009 9:44 AM
omg she looks horrible. shes way too thin, her skin is orange, and she has more wrinkles than a 50 year old!! we're the same age and i look totally better healthwise than she does!
lay off the drugs! youre runing your beauty!
137. a sanderson - July 25, 2009 9:44 AM
omg she looks horrible. shes way too thin, her skin is orange, and she has more wrinkles than a 50 year old!! we're the same age and i look totally better healthwise than she does!
lay off the drugs! youre runing your beauty!
138. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - July 25, 2009 9:49 AM
no that cumshake ha ha ha .
139. joho777 - July 25, 2009 9:54 AM
Obviously, Lindsay has a new press agent. Someone must think that there are still a few bucks to be made from this loser.
She now seems to be in the news for more things than just screaming in a cocaine-induced rage every night, or for staggering around drunk. But they won't last.
I really wonder who (if anyone) is buying her toxic sludge and her leggings. Or who's sitting through "Labor Pains" with a straight face?
140. sjc - July 25, 2009 9:58 AM
NEEDS MORE FAKE TAN.
141. sjc the sequel - July 25, 2009 10:00 AM
AND STOP PUTTING THE FAKE TAN IN UR HAIR.
142. Galtacticus - July 25, 2009 10:08 AM
I can't really associate her with delicious food.Booze would fit her better.
143. StEvec - July 25, 2009 10:09 AM
for someone who just turned 23, she's looking more and more like 50+ year old Sharon Stone every day.......
144. Rhialto - July 25, 2009 10:11 AM
Booze and easy to make really greasy food would be a better association.
145. wow - July 25, 2009 10:14 AM
The camera adds ten pounds? These photos are really sad. The majority can all make fun of someone who is going to more than likely die. I guess that's okay with folks. Is this news worthy.....even for gossip? I don't understand where the people are in her life that truly care about her. The girl is cracked out, in need of a shower and some food. On the other hand..can't help someone who won't help themselves. Bummer!
146. krazihottkelli - July 25, 2009 10:36 AM
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147. Darth - July 25, 2009 10:43 AM
Is that milkshake in her cup her tast? Looks like vommit,not very tasty looking.
148. Hannibal King - July 25, 2009 10:46 AM
I already named a food after her.... Crackwhore Jacks.
149. Lolocaust - July 25, 2009 11:14 AM
This is genuinely depressing. I've never found Lindsay Lohan to be particularly attractve, but it's so strange to see someone make this much of a trainwreck out of themselves in such a short period of time.
On the upshot, I bet I could see my dick moving through her skin while I fucked her.
(I just popped like 47 boners)
150. Caroline French Girl - July 25, 2009 11:15 AM
Nobody cares.
151. Ricki - July 25, 2009 11:19 AM
The poor girl just needs to learn to wear a bra and support those tots of hers ahah
152. DJ - July 25, 2009 11:36 AM
Gross
153. DJ - July 25, 2009 11:37 AM
#148 that's awesome!
154. gazoo69@gmail.com - July 25, 2009 11:42 AM
gone the way of courtney love... so sad... she was kinda hot at the beggining... (of course im talking about the great "parent trap" years
155. frankie - July 25, 2009 11:47 AM
i'd still hit that...ya know by now she knows how to bend like a pretzel..
156. frankie - July 25, 2009 11:47 AM
i'd still hit that...ya know by now she knows how to bend like a pretzel..
157. dawnalex - July 25, 2009 11:55 AM
23 going on 48.
158. jesus - July 25, 2009 12:32 PM
who gives a turd about this ugly old bitch? the real news is that they have lost jackos nose!!!!
159. cristen - July 25, 2009 12:55 PM
MY GOOD she looks like a corp . . . what a fuck is wrong with her!?
I`m sure she`s like suffering inside or something, I wouldn`t want to be on her pants for the love of GOD, give the girl some food and maybe some botox for the wrinkles on her forhead!
160. Roxi - July 25, 2009 1:04 PM
Poor lindsay... last pic is undescribable, saggy boobs, ugly dress, awful hair, wrinkly face (at 20 something?) .. oh man yes she used to be cute at some point, @ someone that said that why her mom doesnt take care of her? i want to think that isnt that her momma doesnt want or even tried to but what if Lindsay doesnt want to be helped?..sad sad
161. Linz - July 25, 2009 1:24 PM
Yinz are such haters. JEALOUSY ages you more than cigarettes. Old f****
162. EK - July 25, 2009 3:03 PM
You know she just puked that right back up into the cup.
163. HoodFellaz - July 25, 2009 3:33 PM
She's an ugly 95 pound piece of turd.
164. Loser - July 25, 2009 3:42 PM
Finally... there is someone in this world that is a bigger loser than I am! Thank you Lindsey from breaking my depression.
165. Tanyaonya - July 25, 2009 4:34 PM
She always looks sloppy!
www.jimastyle.com
166. Patrick - July 25, 2009 4:41 PM
That chic is OLD looking. She looks like she takes a shot to get up in the morning and a shot to go to bed at night.
167. Nero - July 25, 2009 4:56 PM
Couldn't she better promote dog food?
168. Darth - July 25, 2009 5:03 PM
Is this her first day at her new job?
169. pasteve - July 25, 2009 5:28 PM
It's`pretty obvious that her milkshake, does in fact, NOT bring all the boys to the yard.
170. maa - July 25, 2009 5:29 PM
Remember when she used to be hot? I found an old Premiere Magazine in the bathroom from like 2006, and man was she gorgeous!
Now she looks like my grandma.
171. Philip - July 25, 2009 5:35 PM
I looked at picture number 1. She looks about 45 (and a rather unhealthy 45 at that). I didn't want to see any more.
172. real deal - July 25, 2009 5:38 PM
i feel so sad for her, such a waste of talent, she had could the next jody foster.
173. Matthew H - July 25, 2009 5:39 PM
Drugs and poor nutrition have caused her to age 20 years in 5....
174. GET THEE TO A.A. -- AND MEAN IT! - July 25, 2009 5:40 PM
LINDSAY,
HONEY --
YOU
LOOK
LIKE
DEATH
WARMED
OVER.
GET
SOME
HELP!
175. GET THEE TO A.A. -- AND MEAN IT! - July 25, 2009 5:40 PM
LINDSAY,
HONEY --
YOU
LOOK
LIKE
DEATH
WARMED
OVER.
GET
SOME
HELP!
176. the chicken - July 25, 2009 6:02 PM
#175 And take krazihottkelli with you and leave her there. Do one good thing for humanity to atone for "I Know Who Killed Me". You owe us.
177. Jack - July 25, 2009 6:37 PM
If Lindsay actually drank milkshakes or ate real food maybe she wouldn't look like a stick figure about to turn 40. I'm a year older than her and am still getting ID'd while she looks like...I have nothing nice to say, so I'm just going to stop there.
178. Tracy - July 25, 2009 6:47 PM
Is it weird? I'm really not hungry but I feel like I should eat.
WHO HAS SCHMEEGLE PROMOTE FOOD?
179. Death - July 25, 2009 8:40 PM
Dear Linds, see you in a few years....
180. kraziHottKelli - July 25, 2009 8:50 PM
176 iz diz
chickdirt?
zzzzzzzzzzzz
....huggz....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz♥
181. Jose - July 25, 2009 9:11 PM
She just needs to detox. Detox meaning daily cardio and super diet. For like 4 months straight. Its hard to come off them drugs, i did it. Had a nasty habit with those dam painkillers for 2 years. Hard as hell to get off, so i feel for her.
182. Alf - July 25, 2009 9:43 PM
She needs to hire Britney's dad ASAP, he did wonders for her and the word on the street is that he may be looking for a new job soon.
183. Eat me - July 25, 2009 9:45 PM
What a dehydrated piece of meat. No talent meat.
184. Coffee Talk! with Linda Richman - July 25, 2009 10:13 PM
Talk amongst yourselves. l'll give you a topic. krazyhottkelli is neither "krazy" nor "hott" nor is she "kelli" Discuss.
185. Brink - July 25, 2009 10:39 PM
I give you cock robber and icon to all mega sluts with zero morals (I bow down)!
186. lithiumlilly - July 25, 2009 10:46 PM
She looks like Smegol.
187. kitty_kat - July 26, 2009 12:39 AM
She looks like Nicole Richie in that first pic. That is never good.
188. dude - July 26, 2009 1:43 AM
i'd still do her. BIG time..
189. Lily - July 26, 2009 1:47 AM
Where the hell is Dina? Is she really so deluded she thinks her daughter is okay? Lindsay is withering away, getting worse and worse. At this rate it's highly unlikely she'll survive another decade! No wonder she's like this she has no guidance in her life.
190. Lily - July 26, 2009 1:47 AM
Where the hell is Dina? Is she really so deluded she thinks her daughter is okay? Lindsay is withering away, getting worse and worse. At this rate it's highly unlikely she'll survive another decade! No wonder she's like this she has no guidance in her life.
191. lil stewie - July 26, 2009 3:39 AM
Stop her before she steals christmas!
192. Page - July 26, 2009 6:09 AM
Starting to look a lot like Karen Carpenter.....
Somebody giver her a sandwich!
http://home.adm.unige.ch/~madsen/Beauty_lecture8_fichiers/image008.jpg
193. eldub - July 26, 2009 8:20 AM
can you maybe post something about a good lookin broad? lindsey, tara reid and katie price all in a row == turrible.
194. NwordJIM - July 26, 2009 9:28 AM
Doc Robbins from CSI: "Based on the rate of decomposition i'd say shes been dead for atleast a year.... whhaaaaa? She's not dead??????"
Its good to know she chooses to look like this when all them little nigglet babies in africa look like this.. before they die of starvation.
195. GTBurns - July 26, 2009 10:12 AM
She went from 20 mil a picture to getting paid 70k to host her own B-Day party. This is what drugs, booze and a deluded sense of self importance does.
196. Mike - July 26, 2009 11:17 AM
She must have found The One Ring or something because she is really starting to look like Gollum
197. SATAN - July 26, 2009 2:09 PM
holy shit she looks horrible. when i scrolled down and saw the first picture i swear to God i thought my monitor had dirt/hair on it, so i scrolled down further and when i realized her forehead still had that shit on it i gasped in horror.
i'd still fuck her though.
198. jessa - July 26, 2009 3:36 PM
She looks sober
199. Lmao - July 26, 2009 3:42 PM
Dont do drugs, kids.
200. comedygenius - July 26, 2009 9:36 PM
ROTFLMAO at #184!
Good one!!
201. HOt - July 26, 2009 9:39 PM
I'm 31 and my boobs dont sag as much as hers- in that last pic esp.
Also she looks like she could me my aunt, facial-wise.
202. HolyMoses - July 27, 2009 6:20 AM
Is she doing crack?
203. C - July 27, 2009 7:04 AM
She definitely has a methlyated appearance. Probably nasal cocaine, she would have lost her sh*t by now if it was crack.
204. C - July 27, 2009 7:05 AM
She definitely has a methylated appearance. Probably nasal cocaine, she would have lost her sh*t by now if it was crack.
205. StEvec - July 27, 2009 8:53 AM
One word to describe LL: haggard
206. Melissa - July 27, 2009 9:33 AM
Damn, she's skeezy. I bet she's really touched... all ten of her fans came out to take pictures with her.
207. Narcissist - July 27, 2009 9:40 AM
Main Pic, she's thinking:
"God, this milkshake tastes like my ass."
208. Johnny Lava - July 27, 2009 3:39 PM
WOW she was so hawt in " Mean Girls" WTF happened to her. I remember like 15 yrs ago ...oh... hold on....(checking wikipedia for her age) HOLY SHIT THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHES ALMOST 40 WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS DUMB BITCH. She needs to go back to the HBI :)
209. ZZZZZZZZZZZ - July 27, 2009 3:48 PM
She gets random drug tests all the time as part of her probation and hasn't failed one yet. 2 years ago her pics were of her passed out and throwing up. Now shes taking pics of babies and having her pic taken holding them. Whats really pathetic is how some of you losers insult her and call her names when she's never done anything to you. Yeah, she looks stressed but it's from that shipwreck relationship with that loser Sam, not drugs. I'll tell you what's really ugly--hate. Seems like a lot of you are full of it. "Let's see who can trash Lindsay the best"--childish.
210. XXXXXXX - July 27, 2009 7:04 PM
ZZZZZZZZ...
the reason they trash Lindsay Lohan is because she has everything and she destroyed herself.
Some people have very little. The money this woman spends destroying herself could go to help people. She is pathetic and a loser.
Our contempt for such a person discourages others from following her example.
211. CJ - July 28, 2009 12:55 PM
I never comment here..but for this I will. She looks absolutely horrible! She needs major help because she has lost all her youth and beauty.
212. LouR - July 28, 2009 1:48 PM
What this girl needs is a good "bang" I swear she'll forget about being "dyke" in a N.Y. minute!
213. me - July 28, 2009 3:51 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZ,
You are way wrong. She and her mother even admitted several weeks ago that she is on ADDERRAL for her "ADD" now. Which in itself, is a chemical quite similar to methamphetamine... but it's legal. Very addictive and powerful; makes u lose a lot of weight just like meth too.
So, you fail. She is on drugs, even admitted herself to it.
214. oh my... - July 28, 2009 4:23 PM
this girl needs to:
1. stop tanning
2. eat
3. wipe of all that makeup
4. put some clothes on
5. get a job
6. come back down to earth and get her shit together
but none of that is going to happen until she realizes crack is whack.