Jul 13 2009Lady GaGa as you never seen her before. (But not really.)
Here's Lady GaGa performing at the Oxygen Music Festival in Ireland where, like 99% of her performances, it was Ass Ahoy! I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but she's like an oddly arousing car wreck. I know I should call 911, but at the same time, what if I made love to that gas tank? These are the trials of my life.
NOTE: Astute readers have pointed out we have nipple in the ninth shot, folks. Repeat. We have nipple.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Jon - July 13, 2009 10:47 AM
HOT!
2. steph - July 13, 2009 10:48 AM
she is gross
3. Aunt Jemima - July 13, 2009 10:48 AM
Gawd! She's ugly. Has medical science perfected a head transplant yet?
4. Fletch - July 13, 2009 10:51 AM
Is that nipple in Pic 5?
5. sper - July 13, 2009 10:53 AM
i'd rather plug myself into one of the speakers than into that skanky monstruosity..
6. Sotto Cinco - July 13, 2009 10:53 AM
She's got ass. I can see myself getting between those cheeks.
7. Willie Dixon - July 13, 2009 10:54 AM
Pass...even if I saw her walking down the street in that outfit.
8. Hammertime - July 13, 2009 10:55 AM
Almost feminine looking in that one pic. Pic #9 is definitely a man.
9. Barry_Evans - July 13, 2009 10:55 AM
Do you think '"IT" has had the final operation now and the Penis has completely been removed and "IT" keeps it in a little jar next to the bed
10. LG - July 13, 2009 10:56 AM
What a no talent hack...she cant sing...her music videos are bad and she is rather ugly.....but yet she get the press and air time because she shows off her ass and tits.....what a sorry state TV and music has gone too!
11. Deacon Jones - July 13, 2009 10:56 AM
I'd do her. Trainwrecks are my viagra
12. Out-Raged - July 13, 2009 11:00 AM
That's quite a wedgie.
13. The Observer - July 13, 2009 11:01 AM
Ah yes, the 21st century performer. Beyond ugly, beyond talentless, completely androgynous and just plain disgusting. Not to mention her fashion sense, which should be grounds for capital punishment.
Send me back to the medieval era! The Bubonic Plague is a small price to pay for never knowing that this piece of crap will someday exist.
14. RichPort's Ghost - July 13, 2009 11:07 AM
I'd make her drop the last "a", then make that lady gag...
15. Mike T - July 13, 2009 11:11 AM
Why does her pussy look like it is a foot and half long in picture 8
16. Food Of Miami - July 13, 2009 11:11 AM
I dig Her... when is she coming to miami?
17. shweber - July 13, 2009 11:14 AM
her tits are actually leaking
18. le fag - July 13, 2009 11:14 AM
TRANNY!
19. the infamous danielle - July 13, 2009 11:17 AM
Gross....
20. lizzy - July 13, 2009 11:22 AM
so over lady gaga. her shit is tired. next!
21. Poot - July 13, 2009 11:23 AM
Does anyone else think that she looks like the "GEM" dolls from the 80's? They were just as cheesy as this!
22. dude! - July 13, 2009 11:27 AM
she busted out the KEYTAR! SWEET!
23. HA! HA! MADONNA JR! - July 13, 2009 11:28 AM
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
HA! HA! MADONNA JR!
24. phoring - July 13, 2009 11:30 AM
Britney Spears 2.0
Sacrificing looks to enhance or gain traits such as controversy, slutty outfits, singing, intelligence?, bad girl, etc.
25. RichPort's Ghost - July 13, 2009 11:49 AM
#19 - Put the mirror down, Danny...
26. the infamous danielle - July 13, 2009 11:56 AM
You're about as funny as cancer. Speaking of, go catch some.
27. liz - July 13, 2009 12:01 PM
def nipple in pic 9
28. rebrun - July 13, 2009 12:02 PM
its spelt *oxegen
29. rebrun - July 13, 2009 12:04 PM
its spelt *oxegen
30. Cash - July 13, 2009 12:16 PM
Know how I know you're gay, Op?
You're fucking fascinated with this no talent drag queen that no one else but Europe gives a flying fuck about.
31. RichPort's Ghost - July 13, 2009 12:30 PM
#26 - Seriously, though, what do you use to shave your upper lip? It's smooth as a baby's ass!
32. UpsetGoldfish - July 13, 2009 12:33 PM
@28 and 29
Are you retarded? please, learn to read books. Like the fucking dictionary.
33. Mr. Jones - July 13, 2009 12:39 PM
I have to admit, she's done the impossible. Somehow, she is "shocking" whilst being totally boring and annoying at the same time.
34. insecthero - July 13, 2009 12:51 PM
Wow, pic #6 is the first shot I've seen of her that shows her face as it more-or-less is. No huge sunglasses, no idiotic makeup and hairdo, no ass or boobs to distract. Just her face.
She is fuckin' ugly.
35. Chelle - July 13, 2009 12:52 PM
Chafed much, Gaga?
36. Yooarel.com - July 13, 2009 1:02 PM
LOL @ "is that a nipple?" How desperate is THAT person? Go get laid already.
37. Watch - July 13, 2009 1:06 PM
id ruin that ass for sure!
38. GaGawd - July 13, 2009 1:13 PM
The rear view is nice but the outfits look here a bit like some kind of art project gone awry. I cannot condone this one. It might make a nice guitar though. I think she has a decent voice though compared to Britney. However, Christina Aguilera is the only one of the Tri-babe-virate with babeness plus a voice to match.
39. Sledman - July 13, 2009 1:17 PM
Wow, for the first time ever I am in completely disagree with he comments here. I think shes fucking hot. Shes got a hot body and although i don't like the genre I do like her music. The first time I heard it I though it was a new Christina Aguilera song, had no clue who Lady Gaga was. She may not have the hottest face but shes no Fergie either. Dont let the theatrics fool you, she knows what shes doing and making bank doing it.
40. inspectahdank - July 13, 2009 1:32 PM
i personally LOVE lady gaga! despite what any of you say, i love her out-of-this-world style and i think her videos are awesome. not to mention she has a rockin bod. keep singing gaga! :)
41. uh - July 13, 2009 1:46 PM
I love how you all pretend to hate her, but then somehow her songs are topping the charts one after another. Somebody is listening to them, and I'm willing to bet that most of you are even though you all like pretending that you are intellectuals on this site.
42. Deacon Jones - July 13, 2009 1:46 PM
@26
Yeesh, I just looked at your picture...
43. HuckyDucky - July 13, 2009 1:50 PM
She is truly outrageous.
Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
44. Vince Lombardi - July 13, 2009 1:53 PM
Some people sing better with a wedgie, apparently. By the way, Fish, you have a NSFW photo in there.
45. Kit22 - July 13, 2009 1:56 PM
@32
The festival is spelt Oxegen not Oxygen!!! and it was Awesome!!!
46. yes, and... - July 13, 2009 2:47 PM
Not a bad ass, but what that "dress" is doing to her boobs can not possibly be comfortable. How the hell can she sing?
And #32, Upset Goldfish, love your name, but you don't need to be upset- the music festival really is spelled (~American form of the British word "spelt") "Oxegen", not Oxygen...
#'s 28, 29, and 45 are right in that regard.
However, #'s 28 and 29 could use an apostrophe between the letters "t "and "s" in the word "its", though, because IT'S the contraction of the words it and is....
47. TexasTranny - July 13, 2009 3:08 PM
i read that she likes girlie guys...........so maybe i'd have a chance.
i'm pretty, girlie and have an outfit almost like that.
48. sommerfun - July 13, 2009 3:12 PM
She has less ass dimple than Megan Fox !!
I love GAGA!!
49. mirroredcactus - July 13, 2009 3:18 PM
she strangely resembles marilyn manson facially
50. ralf - July 13, 2009 3:35 PM
uck, somebody get this tramp off the stage!! she looks like madonna & courtney love's even raunchier & uglier spawn. & you can just tell that she's riddled with VD's of all sorts.
51. Albin Bainbridge - July 13, 2009 3:39 PM
Why are all of our young celebs skanky? I'm struggling to think of one who doesn't act like a whore-in-training.
52. quake - July 13, 2009 4:07 PM
I bet she smells like Hardee's.
53. Ananana - July 13, 2009 4:09 PM
that is one ugly ass bitch.
54. Beastman AIDS - July 13, 2009 4:41 PM
Burn it with fire!
55. Tom K - July 13, 2009 5:06 PM
She's a mess but something about this girl is entertaining I feeling she is fun and alot of laughs. I'm going to go out on a limb and say I would hit it.
56. mikeock01 - July 13, 2009 5:26 PM
she has a great ass.
57. vinny testosteroni - July 13, 2009 5:41 PM
Oh my I'm so very shocked by her behavior. So very very shocked.
58. Max Planck - July 13, 2009 6:05 PM
Did people pay to see this? I'm confused.
59. whomever - July 13, 2009 6:34 PM
My interpretation of pic 6: "And then the doctor grabbed my balls... like this... AND LOBBED THEM OFF, thus turning me into the (semi) female you see here today."
60. kingofbeer - July 13, 2009 8:01 PM
wouldn't fuck her with Ronson's Dick... yuk!
61. Jay - July 13, 2009 8:13 PM
Now I understand why she wears all those hideous outfits that hide her face!!! Fugly!
62. John Graham - July 13, 2009 8:35 PM
Really upts the "gag" in "gaga".
63. gagarox - July 13, 2009 9:25 PM
what are you people saying?So it's a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I've seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she's not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she's pretty cool.
64. gagarox - July 13, 2009 9:25 PM
what are you people saying?So it's a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I've seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she's not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she's pretty cool.
65. gagarox - July 13, 2009 9:26 PM
what are you people saying?So it's a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I've seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she's not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she's pretty cool.
66. gagarox - July 13, 2009 9:26 PM
what are you people saying?So it's a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I've seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she's not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she's pretty cool.
67. gagarox - July 13, 2009 9:26 PM
what are you people saying?So it's a bit perverted, not as bad as some of what I've seen.Lady Gaga makes good music, and even though she's not the hottest chick out ther,I still think she's pretty cool.
68. anon. - July 13, 2009 9:28 PM
looking a little floppy in pic #7.
69. jacob - July 13, 2009 9:57 PM
i don't care what the mongoloids that love her have to say, this woman is slow and it's sad that her handlers let her get up on stage and spasm all over the stage while groaning on the mic.
70. heheheheheheehehe - July 13, 2009 11:38 PM
lady gaga makes really really shitty music. and the worst thing is that she exposes herself to distract people from her face..making more prostitots!!!!!! we don't need anymore prositots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
71. LEB - July 14, 2009 12:06 AM
OMG, she DOES look like Gem!
72. VickyinOz - July 14, 2009 4:15 AM
Great business woman. Ok voice. Fugly as hell. Even the outfits can't distract from what's happening from the neck up.
73. Andyp - July 14, 2009 8:12 AM
She IS FUGLY but I would hit that ass.
74. Darth - July 14, 2009 9:38 AM
She could try to play the flute with her ass.What else could she do with an ass on stage?
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76. Montana - July 14, 2009 11:41 AM
Nipples? This are bruises!
Uncomfortable? that thing looks like it fucking hurts!
Either her designer hates women, or he is trying to set fire to the invading Roman navy....
77. Shannon - July 14, 2009 12:47 PM
She's a MAN, BABY!
78. Ridel - July 14, 2009 2:56 PM
She looks like a shemale...
79. el ces - July 14, 2009 4:46 PM
I thought that was Vin Disel behind her in #9.
80. el ces - July 14, 2009 4:46 PM
I thought that was Vin Disel behind her in #9.
81. Irish Eyes - July 14, 2009 7:19 PM
I was at Oxygen on Sunday 12th when she performed.. She was absolutely fantastic.. I went thinking she was a one hit wonder, but she really put on a great show. Brill :)
82. FACE - July 15, 2009 8:34 AM
I really hope this skeezer is paying royalties to Dale Bozzio because she has ripped off her entire act and look from 25 years ago
83. Debt Consolidating - July 15, 2009 1:14 PM
she is too slutty for kids but too hot for older people. i would do so many things to be with her once
84. Joe Jax - July 15, 2009 2:50 PM
hey FACE, I just saw Dale Bozzio at the Chiller Con in N.J. about two months back...she looked "normal" with no makeup, not sure I would have recognized her without someone telling me, but she was nice and sweet as pie, stopped to take pictures, just a doll...
85. Gillybean - July 15, 2009 6:38 PM
you all thought lady gaga was hot but turns out he has a penis
86. a - July 18, 2009 4:56 PM
i wish i was her chair
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88. melissa - July 27, 2009 2:15 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS SHE ... SHE SHOULD HAVE SHOWN MORE LOLOLOLOL ~JK~ SHE SHOULD REALLY PUT ON SOMETHING FAST
89. melissa - July 27, 2009 2:15 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS SHE ... SHE SHOULD HAVE SHOWN MORE LOLOLOLOL ~JK~ SHE SHOULD REALLY PUT ON SOMETHING FAST
90. LouR - July 28, 2009 1:44 PM
After I get done with her...she won't look at another girl, unless she buying lingere....I'll smack that pony, and ride it!!.... she'll be screaming "lady mamaaa!
91. BreadnButter - August 1, 2009 1:28 PM
Hi! I've just made a mix of Lady Gaga's "Love Game" with dialog from "Love Games" by The Mighty Boosh. Check it out on my site!: http://djbreadnbutter.com/archives/441
92. Caleb - September 24, 2009 7:15 AM
Make love to that gas tank, trials of my life, dude that cracked me up! That was such funny shit I am now going to come back to this site on a regular basis lol
93. igpajo - October 6, 2009 7:54 PM
I'd tap that!
94. Brian Hunnikin - October 18, 2009 6:54 PM
I'd pay good money to pull those cheeks apart and get my tongue up her asshole.