Jul 27 2009Kim Kardashian is single

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have called it quits, according to Us Magazine:
"Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.
"It was a totally mutual decision," continues the source.
If nobody cheated, how do you explain all that sex Kim and I had? In my mind. Sorry, Kim, I can't live a lie anymore. Which reminds me: You know when I said I'd marry you while we were making love in the Batcave? About that...

Reader Comments
1. richard - July 27, 2009 6:31 PM
I'd hit it.
2. Grant - July 27, 2009 6:31 PM
That shot reminds me of that famous "big foot" shot. http://bloggingexperiments.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/patterson_bigfoot.jpg
3. Pablo - July 27, 2009 6:37 PM
Awesome news! Hands off, Fish, she's all mine... I'm on duty for that booty!!
4. ROUGH daddy - July 27, 2009 6:38 PM
wooo hoooo! I would like to use my 401k to take Kimmy to dinner!
5. Galtacticus - July 27, 2009 6:38 PM
Is this real?
6. Richard McBeef - July 27, 2009 6:43 PM
Somewhere in Iraq a soldier is jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, just so KK could prance around the beach with her ass covered.
7. Taz - July 27, 2009 6:49 PM
phat ass
8. Jimbo - July 27, 2009 6:49 PM
@4 I think she wants to go somewhere nicer than McDonald's..
9. Christina - July 27, 2009 6:50 PM
Dumb Ass bitch.
10. The Rake - July 27, 2009 6:57 PM
NEXT!! I'm calling that out right now. It might be a worse promo than that WNBA "We got next" garbage, but I still want next. Only need it for a night...hit it, don't baby sit it.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
11. ROUGH daddy - July 27, 2009 6:59 PM
I might need a loan! its the tought that counts Jimbo...
12. Dirk the Impailer - July 27, 2009 6:59 PM
I guess Reggie got tired of the same old milk from the same old cow. When you are a rich stud, the pasture is pretty darn big and tempting.
13. Harold@Sick - July 27, 2009 7:01 PM
Kim became jealous that her ass was seeing Mr. Bush more than she was.
14. xxWPxx - July 27, 2009 7:04 PM
She should go after a young small business owner in the Orange County area now. Find herself a real man with real problems.
15. Derek - July 27, 2009 7:26 PM
Wow. I kinda got excited when I read this - that is fucking pathetic.
16. Jamie's Uterus - July 27, 2009 7:29 PM
She'll find some other black guy to do her. Maybe Reggie wasn't into water sports and he wouldn't piss on her? Or maybe she wants something more extreme and is looking for someone to shit on her?
17. Darth - July 27, 2009 7:30 PM
I've heard before that juli is a notorious break-up month. . .
18. .... - July 27, 2009 7:33 PM
Its cute when boys get all excited when Kim K and Megan Fox become single.
19. Clem - July 27, 2009 7:38 PM
I'm a rich English landowner and very much intrigued by the delicious Kimothy Kardashian. I wonder would she let me tinkle on her?
20. Bigo - July 27, 2009 7:42 PM
Those who want to tap that ass, better to do it now because in a few years it will sag badly!
21. jubjub - July 27, 2009 7:42 PM
She needs a big strong black man to piss on her. Michael Vick is looking to make a comeback; maybe he would be interested.
22. hmna - July 27, 2009 8:11 PM
@2 actually this one reminds me more of Bigfoot.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/khloe_kardashian_gets_airbrush.php
23. JON GOSSELIN - July 27, 2009 8:20 PM
*slits wrists*
24. Yoda - July 27, 2009 8:30 PM
Yippee, she can find someone new to piss on her and piss in her mouth. Skanky whore.
25. Rigo - July 27, 2009 8:32 PM
Bigo, most women's asses will sag when they're old. But they'll never look as good as Kim's does now.
26. Mama Pinkus - July 27, 2009 8:33 PM
she's certainly curvacious but that ass will not age well; not at ALL
27. bizlats - July 27, 2009 8:34 PM
Of course he was cheating on her. Just like her sister's NBA boyfriend was cheating on her. When will women learn not to date NFL and NBA players?! Especially when they don't even live in the same town. I bet Reggie was fucking five girls a night. If you don't think so, you're as naive as Kim.
28. TheJoker07 - July 27, 2009 8:37 PM
Thank god now's my chance. I just need to get a killer tan.
29. vito - July 27, 2009 8:49 PM
#20 and #26...
I know one of the factors I always have considered before I bang some young lovely is whether or not her ass (or other miscellaneous body part) will be sagging someday in the future. We all know how important that is.
I can just hear it now...5 years up the road some large-fannied lady looking in the mirror saying, "I remember fucking that old guy some years back. I'm sure glad my ass wasn't saggin back then..."
Get fucking real!
30. Pregnant and sexy - July 27, 2009 9:03 PM
I got an ass bigger than this girl's and would gladly let Reggie piss on me and my unborn child
31. e! - July 27, 2009 9:22 PM
ratings boost!
32. Robert Acquafresca - July 27, 2009 10:02 PM
Lets see, the next in line for this diseased ass...Kenyon Martin, Trevor Ariza, Vince Young, Chiek Kongo, Milton Bradley, followed by maybe an affair with Allen Iverson once he signs with the Clippers.
Dad must be proud. If he was alive, would probably wish he was dead.
33. sin - July 27, 2009 10:34 PM
He got tired of all of his friend reminding him he was dating a Kardasian. They would have been less cruel had he been dating the daughter of the Grand Wizard of the KKK.
34. Venom - July 27, 2009 11:41 PM
Iverson to the Clippers? JEEZ... I'll believe it when I see it. If so... god damn he fell off hard.
Anyway, Kim... I love you... I'm broke and all, but I got what you need... you know what I'm talkin' about. ;-)
... sadly that won't happen. But I do have an idea on who she could possibly end up with...
clue: it's a cali rapper.
35. THAT_GIRL_JENN - July 27, 2009 11:44 PM
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
REGGIE BUSH IS HOT AND SO IS SHE, THEY WILL BOTH BE OKAY. AND STOP CALLING HER FAT. JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A BOY DOES NOT MAKE HER FAT. ARE ALL YOU WHITE MEN HOMOS??? REALLY I DON'T GET IT.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
36. irony - July 28, 2009 12:12 AM
somebody must've told Reggie that Kim's ass is the endzone. He can't find it, no matter how large it is so he just figured it's better to give up.
37. RaraAvis - July 28, 2009 12:54 AM
I've said it all along: Reggie Bush sets off my gaydar. She was a beard. Never saw a couple with less chemistry.
38. Anonymous Jones - July 28, 2009 12:58 AM
i guess this means reggie will finally have a breakout year
39. Ted from LA - July 28, 2009 1:53 AM
Single? Really? Judging from the photo she looks double to me.
40. PAZUZU - July 28, 2009 1:55 AM
#2-Grant, That is so true I wish I'd said it, thanks for the laugh. Why is she single anyway? I thought whales mated for life, or is it elephants? Do whales and elephants pee on each other?
41. PAZUZU - July 28, 2009 1:55 AM
#2-Grant, That is so true I wish I'd said it, thanks for the laugh. Why is she single anyway? I thought whales mated for life, or is it elephants? Do whales and elephants pee on each other?
42. JJ - July 28, 2009 2:22 AM
I'm sure Reggie got tired of seeing her fat saggy ass when Kim took her butt girdle off. Reggie is an athlete and what athlete wants to marry a soft short fat saggy ass?
43. Don - July 28, 2009 3:38 AM
It has to be a bummer for Reggie to see Kim in extreme airbrushed photos and a butt girdle and in real life her ass sags and she has massive cellulite. Too bad Kim is not athletic like Reggie.
44. Don - July 28, 2009 3:39 AM
It has to be a bummer for Reggie to see Kim in extreme airbrushed photos and a butt girdle and in real life her ass sags and she has massive cellulite. Too bad Kim is not athletic like Reggie.
45. Reggie - July 28, 2009 8:06 AM
42-44 same person and a female despite male names.
I NEVER got tired of that ass!
46. haha - July 28, 2009 8:38 AM
GOOD FOR HER! THE TALENTLESS SL*T DESERVES NOTHING MORE.
47. lisa - July 28, 2009 8:41 AM
although break ups are hard, i dont feel bad for her at all. when u pose naked, make a sex tape and leak it, and constantly take off your clothes, what man is going respect you?
Kim, you seriously need to just go away. you have no talent and reggie will soon find a good girl who he will marry.
48. xxoo - July 28, 2009 8:44 AM
there have been so many pics that showed reggie cheating on kim. eh, whatever, she doesnt deserve anything more.
49. the truth - July 28, 2009 9:04 AM
THIS IS FROM A CELEBRITY NEWS WEBSITE:
People Magazine is reporting that the couple finally decided to end their nearly 3 year relationship.
Here’s what happened. According to our EXTREMELY reliable insider, they didn't break up because of Reggie’s cheating. Our insider explained, “Reggie wasn’t trying to be Mr Kim Kardashian. She always wanted to be in front of the cameras, and had to live her life out in the public for everyone to see.” The insider continued, “He wanted some privacy, and he knew he’d never have that with Kim.”
So Reggie told her he was done a few weeks ago. And so if they were broken up for weeks, why didn’t they tell anyone. According to MediaTakeOut.com’s insider, Reggie and Kim were being paid handsomely by the DeBeers diamond company to go to South Africa together – and they had to keep up appearances.
And here's where it gets sad. The insider added, “Kim tried to get Reggie to change his mind over the trip – she practically begged him to get married. He said No.”
50. rissy - July 28, 2009 9:24 AM
#29 - This site is called Superficial in case you didn't know it.
51. Through the Goal Post - July 28, 2009 9:38 AM
Well, let me see, fat Armenian stank ass or football season?
Mini Camp starts next week, please prioritize.
52. The Jerk - July 28, 2009 9:46 AM
I can't really understand where the fuck Kim can say they both have conflicting schedules and couldnt keep up with each other.. Um correct me if Im wrong, one plays professional football and the other one has cameras that follows her huge ass around while she goes shopping or bitches and moans in her house about bullshit that no one cares about..
53. sunshine - July 28, 2009 11:10 AM
The Jerk - My thoughts exactly, except I must tip my hat to you for putting yours down so succinctly.
54. scoobie - July 28, 2009 12:08 PM
If she needs someone to take a dump on her face, I could probably pencil her into my day planner.
55. LouR - July 28, 2009 12:38 PM
Reggie hit that "bush" and his running.."hit and run"...
56. dontlooknow - July 28, 2009 12:55 PM
Single? Nah, she'll always be a double with that ass.
57. skanky ho - July 28, 2009 1:23 PM
THAT GIRL JEN WHO WRITES IN ALL CAPS IS A RACIST FATTIE. A little jealous there lard ass? Your ass too big so you take it out on the whites, do ya? Your pathetic. And so is Kim K.. Reggie could have any woman he wants (without all the plastic surgery aka breast implants, booty injections, nose job. talentless media whore). So put down the donut fattie, and get on the treadmill. hahahahahaha. and yes, I look better than you. hahahahahahaha!!!
58. PunkA - July 28, 2009 4:08 PM
First Romo, the nReggie. Sounds like the NFl guys are dumping the dead weight chicks before the season starts. can focus more on the games, and be a free agent off the field. The life every guy would love to lead.
59. Leyla - July 28, 2009 4:20 PM
I have seen tons of pictures of Kim and Reggie and I have to be honest- they have ZERO chemistry. You can look at their body language: they seem distant or just uncomfortable. Reggie seemed like he was being fake. He's not a socialite- he is a football player!!! Kim was trying to change him into a male Kardashian!!! Taking him to all those events and having him dress up and follow her around and be useless. But reality sunk in... And football season started.
Kim has no conflicting schedule- unless being photographed by photogs on Robertson Blvd is her job??? She would rather give up love, move to New Orleans and be with him.... But no- her "fame" or "15 minutes" is too important to her. Her relationship with Reggie was as fake and ill- prioritized as she is. DUMB GIRL!!!
60. Leyla - July 28, 2009 4:20 PM
I have seen tons of pictures of Kim and Reggie and I have to be honest- they have ZERO chemistry. You can look at their body language: they seem distant or just uncomfortable. Reggie seemed like he was being fake. He's not a socialite- he is a football player!!! Kim was trying to change him into a male Kardashian!!! Taking him to all those events and having him dress up and follow her around and be useless. But reality sunk in... And football season started.
Kim has no conflicting schedule- unless being photographed by photogs on Robertson Blvd is her job??? She would rather give up love, move to New Orleans and be with him.... But no- her "fame" or "15 minutes" is too important to her. Her relationship with Reggie was as fake and ill- prioritized as she is. DUMB GIRL!!!
61. Leyla - July 28, 2009 4:21 PM
I have seen tons of pictures of Kim and Reggie and I have to be honest- they have ZERO chemistry. You can look at their body language: they seem distant or just uncomfortable. Reggie seemed like he was being fake. He's not a socialite- he is a football player!!! Kim was trying to change him into a male Kardashian!!! Taking him to all those events and having him dress up and follow her around and be useless. But reality sunk in... And football season started.
Kim has no conflicting schedule- unless being photographed by photogs on Robertson Blvd is her job??? She would rather give up love, move to New Orleans and be with him.... But no- her "fame" or "15 minutes" is too important to her. Her relationship with Reggie was as fake and ill- prioritized as she is. DUMB GIRL!!!
62. wolf5150 - July 28, 2009 6:29 PM
Kim Kardashian is single? NOT FROM THE BACK!!!!! Holy shit, look at that ASS!!
63. Pete Paul - July 29, 2009 11:05 AM
I so want to lick that ass
64. Truth Hurts - July 31, 2009 11:38 AM
My, so many absolutely hateful things to say about two people you do not even know. Most of you sound totally jealous.... the women of Kim.....and the men of Reggie. What have these two done to any of you for you all to spew such venom???...Not to mention the filthy posts on here also, which are clearly SICK! Where do you live, I don't want to move next door?...I prefer decent and friendly neighbors, people with a heart! Where do you drive your car, I don't want to get run off the road by you, because I am about positive you are the type that would ram a vehicle for no apparent reason and injure or kill someone and keep on going, just so you could own the #1 lane when you are putting your pedal to the metal. Where do you work, I don't want to work there, because you are the ones that create a poisoned work environment for others that are working hard and minding their own business. Most of you are totally pathetic, jealous, miserable, and hateful people, and your posts about these two beautiful people show you are the ones that are truly UGLY!...YOU posters know who you are, as I am not referring to all of course. YOU need to get a good grip and get a life, instead of shooting off your foul mouths and laughing about it, thinking your funny! What makes YOU all think you are so much better than these two? Your'e just downright cruel! What puts you so far up there ? ....UP there?...Yeah, so you think! ...Most of the posts I have read so far, are obviously produced by none other than trailer trash! Since you can't say anything kind or nice, and positive about these two because you are SO insecure with yourself, then try my post here on for SIZE!...How do YOU like it! Kim and Reggie may not be perfect but YOU all, who spew your evil, are PERFECT LOSERS!!! For all YOU haters of Kim and Reggie, go do something positive with your life, with yourself, for others!...Perhaps you have been this way for so long, you simply do not know nothing but NEGATIVITY???Yeah, take a few moments to reflect on how you treat others, because what you dish out will only come back to YOU in one way or another in your life, and because of your dreadful, hateful, and miserable minds! For those of you that no understand what I am trying to say here, because you are simply a moron and don't get it...........or your brain is fried on drugs, ...or your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, or you simply can't talk and chew gum at the same time, etc., etc., etc.....LISTEN-UP!...Step #1-Take the SH*T out of your mind and mouth for once, and insert bar of soap! Step #2, scrub away until you can't see anymore hateful fungus growing inside you, flush the demons that fall in to your sink from that bar of soap, and Step #3- then take a long, hard look into your mirror, look real good,...What do you see? Ask yourself what positive change you can make for yourself and this world. Don't get what I'm saying yet?...Then, heaven help ya all, ...Final Step: DIAL A PRAYER, you will need plenty!.......Whew!... Amen!!!
65. Notfunny - July 31, 2009 5:13 PM
hell yea that ass is POPPIN
66. schmidt - August 1, 2009 11:39 AM
That " Big fat a## " is way out of control !!
67. OhDeezie - August 2, 2009 4:58 AM
Do yall really think that square ass Reggie Bush cheated? It HAD to have been Kim! It's her paparazzi pics we see on a weekly basis. Reggie is to worried about working out and trying to grow a set of balls. Opposites attract but they don't last long. GOOD LUCK to the both of yall bitchez!
68. Kim Suicide Watch - August 2, 2009 2:06 PM
@ 64
Wow, Kim, relax. You might want to try some medication. Don't worry, you're a beautiful girl. You'll find someone else to piss on you soon enough.
69. Linds - August 16, 2009 1:43 AM
WOW! I think Kim Kardashian is so pretty and I love her style... FYI people you are all just jealous of her. And she is not a slut!!!!! I think she seems like a nice girl who just got thrust into the spotlight because of her reality show. And shes living it up!! YOU GO GIRL! Im sure if people where writing these foul nasty things about you, you would cry!I know I would.