Jul 2 2009Kim Kardashian in a bikini
Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of making me think this is really a nightmare. Only one way to find out: Are Heidi and Spencer still alive? Yes? Fuck it's a nightmare.

Reader Comments
1. Kim - July 2, 2009 3:49 PM
Why is she holding in her stomach like that all the time?
Why not just lose weight, it's surely easier. Only a couple of lbs would fix it mate.
2. quake - July 2, 2009 3:49 PM
Amazing how well he can hide his dick in a bikini.
3. Thats some bullshit - July 2, 2009 3:49 PM
Kim Kardashian cooking. Haha thats a good one. I dont think this bitch even wipes her own snatch when she takes a piss.
4. Dork - July 2, 2009 3:50 PM
Not going to say it....frist
5. johnson - July 2, 2009 3:50 PM
all the people beneath me are retarded.
6. uh - July 2, 2009 3:50 PM
She's at about minute 13. 2 more to go.
7. Venom - July 2, 2009 3:57 PM
Jizz, I mean milk does her body good.
8. Zee Brat - July 2, 2009 3:57 PM
Nice bikini at least.
9. WTF - July 2, 2009 3:58 PM
I would like to take a piss on her.
10. bah - July 2, 2009 4:07 PM
All the johnsons above me are tiny
11. Yoda - July 2, 2009 4:08 PM
How nice of them to airbrush the fat and stretch marks off this piss covered, no talent whore.
12. Hash - July 2, 2009 4:08 PM
Damn, I wish there was some kind of sex tape on the web of her being fucked from behind by a black dude, that would make her totally famous.
13. Randal - July 2, 2009 4:23 PM
Kim, with every passing year you look even more beautiful then the last. Your day must start off very early as you work out your body to perfection to match your already gorgeous face.
You burst out onto the celebrity scene and you've grown like a good wine ever since. Thanks for sharing your pictures and posting them on The FISH.
Randal
14. Mr. Class - July 2, 2009 4:25 PM
Dear Kim,
May I please squirt my salty, potent ejaculate inside your hairy, Gorilla-like poke-hole?
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
15. ROUGH daddy - July 2, 2009 4:27 PM
No even one shot of the buffet?
16. Amy - July 2, 2009 4:33 PM
How convenient that there are no pictures of her back side.
17. ultimatenerd22 - July 2, 2009 4:34 PM
Damn! she is sexy.
18. RickenBat - July 2, 2009 4:38 PM
She's sexy as hell!
19. peterman - July 2, 2009 4:39 PM
New slang for 'golden shower'....
SIERRA MIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. Yoda - July 2, 2009 4:41 PM
How nice of them to airbrush the fat and stretch marks off this piss covered, no talent whore.
21. Lala - July 2, 2009 4:44 PM
Her books look fake in pic #7. Did she phone up the same surgeon as Kourtney?
22. KIM M - July 2, 2009 4:44 PM
HI I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) 3
23. KIM M - July 2, 2009 4:44 PM
HI I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) 3
24. KIM M - July 2, 2009 4:44 PM
HI I LOVE YOUR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) 3
25. Dude - July 2, 2009 4:49 PM
All of a sudden I want to drink sierra mist, eat bbq, and punch a bitch for some reason.
26. Rafael Kafka - July 2, 2009 4:52 PM
Kim come to Brazil!
Here we love big butt girls and would worship your godess body!
27. kris - July 2, 2009 5:12 PM
I agree with #9 PISS all over her, after drinking 4 cups of coffee!!
28. twizlah - July 2, 2009 5:17 PM
Why would you want to hide the one thing that makes you famous? Okay two things: her ass and the fact that Ray-J peed on her.
29. Kelley - July 2, 2009 5:44 PM
Her tits look fake ?? They ARE fake ... the lying skank says she's had nothing done - horseshit.
30. Urbanspaceman - July 2, 2009 5:49 PM
She's a goddess, perfect in any way. And you know the drill: if she needs a place to sit inToronto...
31. Urbanspaceman - July 2, 2009 5:49 PM
She's a goddess, perfect in any way. And you know the drill: if she needs a place to sit inToronto...
32. . - July 2, 2009 5:50 PM
Kim and Monica Bellucci are definitely my type as far as looks go. Dark and curvy ftw
33. Champ - July 2, 2009 6:02 PM
Another 'famous for being famous' bitch. No talent and every photo ever taken of her is posed. Go away.
34. DrainBamaged - July 2, 2009 6:09 PM
Just show your ass so we can mock you and then FUCK off bitch.
35. john - July 2, 2009 6:33 PM
I would totally stick it in her butt
I mean really, whats not to like?
OPPS - sorry I came in your ass baby
36. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - July 2, 2009 6:34 PM
She looks good, just wish she would throw away that stupid scarf she keeps wearing around her azz.
37. hmmm - July 2, 2009 6:50 PM
she's boring, no personality, alot of people don't like her, she must know she's annoying...very pretty, but jeez she needs to work on that brain of hers, and im not talking about giving brain ! her whole life is about make-up and hair and posing for pics and hiding her butt one minute and posing with her butt out the next, she can't even make up her damn mind, either way no one will ever take her seriously or respect her, i mean she introduced herself to the world through a sex tape, that says it all.
38. me - July 2, 2009 6:51 PM
she's not even good at posing.
39. George Jetson - July 2, 2009 7:02 PM
Is it me or does anyone else find it hard to believe that her stomach is that tone but her arms look like gummy worms? Besides that...this chic is hot!
40. Racer X - July 2, 2009 7:04 PM
WEAK.
41. Greg - July 2, 2009 7:06 PM
Did they PhotoShop the burgers, too?
42. Ralph - July 2, 2009 7:17 PM
How do you say publicity photos/photo shopped?
43. dink squeeze - July 2, 2009 7:21 PM
If it weren't for her liposuction she'd be a lard bucket
44. I feel like I'm taking CRAZY PILLS - July 2, 2009 7:36 PM
Are you all crazy? That woman is gorgeous!
45. Kathleen - July 2, 2009 8:30 PM
She looks damn fine in these pics! She's gorgeous - second one is the best.
46. lisa - July 2, 2009 10:08 PM
Thank god for Photoshop! i've rather see her sisters on a bathingsuit...
47. Buffaloed - July 2, 2009 10:51 PM
Buffaloed if you think PhotoShop was not used. I'm a Pro photographer, thyself. From watching her mostly sucking a blackie, breaf peeks of her snatch, going limp after only seeing her so-so boobies and OH SO BIG ass, these new photos have been altered. She possesses no pussy lips, a surgeon snipped 'em off, like 90% of all celebrities, her boobies are filled with fun bags and last but not least, in many ways, half of that RUMPUS ASS was airbrushed-off. She has the same amount of talent as slut-whore Paris, none at all. I wouldn't color myself black to satisfy a useless whore like her for any amount of money
48. Tom K - July 2, 2009 11:49 PM
This girl is gorgeous!!!!! Ok Ok she likes black guys but I can still admit shes hot. Even though she loves gorilla penis!
49. DVD Clone Trial - July 2, 2009 11:51 PM
wow! she's definitely the hottest.
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50. PositiveC - July 3, 2009 1:24 AM
Me and my wife really like her.
We wonder if she reads these posts.
Some of you are really disrespectful.
Keep your head up Kimmy
51. captain america - July 3, 2009 1:25 AM
SHE BRINGS SORT OF HAPPINESS TO MY LIFE, folks!!
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53. spinal - July 3, 2009 1:59 AM
Dear God,
I've been a good girl all year. I will say Hail Marys for the rest of my life. All I ask is that you make this smelly pirate hooker go away.
54. Darth - July 3, 2009 2:01 AM
Helo?
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56. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics - July 3, 2009 3:39 AM
Can't see any cellulite anymore... no folks, just trying to recap the So what i have a little cellulite? issue few months ago.
57. Rhialto - July 3, 2009 4:40 AM
Bikini,BBQ-grill,hamburgers,bread,but where is she hiding the sausages?
58. joe - July 3, 2009 4:52 AM
Love her smile and her confidence. She always has a positive attitude and that is what
makes her outstanding. Everytime I signed in the site ***(sugarmommamatch.com)*** and
some men were talking about her and said she is attractive.
59. wildacintron02 - July 3, 2009 5:44 AM
Are you all crazy? That woman is gorgeous!
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60. Common Sense - July 3, 2009 6:13 AM
Once again, not a single picture containing the ONLY thing anyone cares about on her, her ASS.
I swear, every fucking photo she takes of herself or by her paid off hired "papparazi" never includes a single shot of her ass.
She's fucking useless.
61. kerri - July 3, 2009 8:09 AM
this is how i judge how pretty a girl is. imagine leaving her on a deserted island for 30 days. would you come back to find the same girl? no - you would find a hairy gorilla. that woman waxes or lazers her face, arms, legs, lower back, stomach and her ginormous bikini area. she would look like a neanderthal. for a fleeting moment you would think 'oh, no - poor kim disappeared, how did this gorilla get here?' but alas the gorilla/kim beast would begin to cry and all would be figured out. xo
62. Blah - July 3, 2009 8:44 AM
She's so much prettier without makeup.
63. Christina - July 3, 2009 8:50 AM
#3 Suprisingly Observational
Only in Celebland could a bitch like this actually get pissed on.
At least she wasn't covered in shit. But that would be excellent.
64. Initial_G - July 3, 2009 8:53 AM
The funny thing about Kim K is that as long as her hair is down around her neck, she actually looks very pretty. As soon as she pulls her hair back or puts it up, she's got a weird alien shaped head with a pray mantis face.
65. Banana - July 3, 2009 8:57 AM
#61, if Kim "lazers" all those areas, then the hair would not grow back. And every woman, whether she is a brunette, blonde, or redhead, requires grooming to maintain a hair-free appearance. So no woman would look the same after 30 days on a deserted island, unless she had the proper tools with her, something you did not specify in your idiotic theory . No man would look the same either. So shut the fuck up or get a brain.
66. che-che - July 3, 2009 9:21 AM
@61-like the wolfman, i would have hairy sex with her!
67. SOS - July 3, 2009 10:03 AM
She looks so uncomfortable sucking in her stomach so hard!
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69. Nickjaa - July 3, 2009 10:28 AM
Kim Kardashian is hot. Man, I'm glad I came here and plugged in my details so I could say that to strangers.
70. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 11:04 AM
I prefer my wet newspaper... Sorry Kardashian.
71. wet newspaper - July 3, 2009 11:16 AM
i dig dorito dude. lawts.
72. Kardashian - July 3, 2009 11:21 AM
I don't know what's wrong with you guys. I would totally destroy that chick... I would nail her from any side... OMG she is gorgeous!!! the reason for sooo many wet dreams
73. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 11:35 AM
Thanks bububaybeh. You're hawt.There's something about you girl that makes me sweat. . So slide over here...
I hate to hang it on chicks but kardashian is about as hawt as a credit card with a $900 per month minimum payment... Meaning high maintenence, and nawt haut.
74. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 11:36 AM
Thanks bububaybeh. You're hawt.There's something about you girl that makes me sweat. . So slide over here...
I hate to hang it on chicks but kardashian is about as hawt as a credit card with a $900 per month minimum payment... Meaning high maintenence, and nawt haut.
75. wet newspaper - July 3, 2009 11:44 AM
hi thar hunni!!
your moves are soo rrrrrr. and when i think about you i tou..
kim k has a nice face but she's trying too hard. i dun get it?
76. whattheshit - July 3, 2009 11:52 AM
I don't care if she IS a tool, she's fucking amazing looking.
77. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 11:57 AM
Hiya hautness! Wotcha got cookin?
Yeah there is a lot of effort going on there. Her claim to fame is being the daughter of one of OJ Simpson's lawyers during his murder trial. ROFL!
78. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 11:59 AM
Hiya Hautness! When I think of you I... Make a mess...
Kim K's claim to fame is being the daughter of one of OJ Simpson's lawyers during his murder trial. ROFL!
79. wet newspaper - July 3, 2009 12:11 PM
funni, i thought she got pee'd on, and that was her claim to fame!? :)
you messmaker. that's ok. woman is happy to do the laundry afterwards. rrrrrawwwrrr.
80. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 12:24 PM
I remember something about her getting peed on thats right! I forget the details.
rrrrrrr In one of my shirts.
81. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 12:25 PM
I remember something about her getting peed on thats right! I forget the details.
rrrrrrr In one of my shirts.
82. dreamingorilla - July 3, 2009 12:28 PM
short legs you girl.
too bad with that super curvy body.
big butt and tits are not so ok on a midget.
83. wet newspaper - July 3, 2009 12:36 PM
rrrrrrr.
yea one of your shirts.
and nothing else. baybeh. on the little bitty bed in our shitty as fark redneck trailer. heeeee. :)
84. alisa - July 3, 2009 12:40 PM
82 shes 5'2 you fuckin dumbass. shes a short girl. god you all are seriously morons. this girl is GORGEOUS and none of you guys will ever get a girl remotely close to how hot she is. and she's famous because she grew up having a well known name and then people started to see how hot she was. i don't get how people that don't even know her can say such cruel things. but it probably goes back to the fact that all of you little boys are bitter because you'll never get a girl this hot. it's ok boys.... keep your head up
85. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 1:07 PM
Oh. My. Purrrfect.
K Kardashian has got nothing on you darlins.
86. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 1:08 PM
Oh. My. Purrrfect.
K Kardashian has got nothing on you darlins.
87. Duuude - July 3, 2009 1:11 PM
I have seen her sextape a few times and I honestly don't remember her getting pissed on. Can anyone confirm or deny?
Regardless she is still a little slut.
88. ugh - July 3, 2009 1:12 PM
man, i mean i think this bitch is hot and sexy for sho, but holy hell this shit is more photoshopped than britney's newest music vid. yikessss
GET REAL KIM, YOU DONT LOOK LIKE THAT
89. wet newspaper - July 3, 2009 1:14 PM
purrrrr.
yeah not lawng before that tshirt of yours is pushed up over tittehs. x
man hands all over. rrrrrr. oh.
i think i'm in trubble.
90. Piss on these Kardashians - July 3, 2009 1:16 PM
Keep sucking in that stomach, fatty. With those painted-on abs, you've almost got us convinced.
91. Dorito Man - July 3, 2009 1:32 PM
Trubble is right. You're gonna get man-attention Kardashian only dreams about getting...
92. Star Obsessed - July 3, 2009 1:40 PM
Heidi and Spencer are the WORST.
93. wet newspaper - July 3, 2009 2:02 PM
big trubble.
mm hmm. want.
94. Milo069 - July 3, 2009 2:31 PM
She's veiny like a penis lol.
95. Cartman - July 3, 2009 4:49 PM
Having a personal urinal who cooks me burgers is "hot" as her friend would say.
Bring me a burger, a beer, and get ready for another golden shower, Kimmy!
96. clark - July 3, 2009 5:30 PM
the fake personality , the ho tape where we see she can't even bang right
and her iq isn't even bigger then her ass!!!!
A REAL MAN.
97. bob - July 3, 2009 8:00 PM
Dear Kim Kardashian,
The only reason anybody's interested in you is your big fleshy ass. Please let photographers see it.
Thank you,
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98. Alli Watermelon - July 3, 2009 10:38 PM
Whoever said she looks better with her hair down..and close to her neck was right. I personally think she's very pretty, exotic looking and her body is what I'd consider if I had a penis. Hell, I do and I don't have a penis. But her head is kind of alien like..especially when her hair is pulled back. lol.
99. Alli Watermelon - July 3, 2009 10:39 PM
Oops, what I'd consider SEXY ^^^
100. TheJoker07 - July 4, 2009 12:03 AM
Hot!
101. OMG - July 4, 2009 1:11 AM
she belongs in area 51, with that one dead "alien" in the glass case
102. Horny Harry - July 4, 2009 2:03 AM
Totally fuck this bitch. Does she like doggy or anal? My hand is now sore.
103. jefferson minn - July 4, 2009 4:37 PM
bad chic!
104. lola - July 4, 2009 6:56 PM
She looks very pretty, but fake and boring. Too bad the body makeup has caused some acne. She would look SO much better without a fake tan, eyelash extensions etc. at the beach. I will not comment on her other assets since her appearance is all she seems to care about.
105. Charley Kane - July 5, 2009 12:17 AM
Gorgeous creature - only gays and blind men would say otherwise.
106. dreani - July 5, 2009 3:10 AM
I don't care what she says. She is not a size 2! NO WAY! I understand people look at all of the sisters as role models because they're curvy, but they also eat a bunch of junk. You can be curvy, and HEALTHY too. It's not an excuse to still weigh 255 lbs or something. Get off your lazy butt and work out. As for kim. She looks haggard, and has ORANGE face. she always does. Her face is always 3 shades darker than her body. She probably weighs 140+ lbs. and is a size 13.
107. Renee - July 5, 2009 3:13 AM
Another store of the KNIFE STYLES OR THE RICH AND FAMOUS.
This hoe has had more work done than a mustang from the 60's. I am not impressed because hollywood had a manufactured look about their women. It you look at her sister- she looks nothing like them with here pointy ass elf/ troll nose.
Here is the lesson for the day people- in todays society- if you are not beautiful- you are nothing. It's pretty pathetic really. In the year 2012- people will walk around around with big fake breast and huge dicks grown from pills sold on TV. Oh wait- that is already happening now.
108. Renee - July 5, 2009 3:13 AM
Another store of the KNIFE STYLES OR THE RICH AND FAMOUS.
This hoe has had more work done than a mustang from the 60's. I am not impressed because hollywood had a manufactured look about their women. It you look at her sister- she looks nothing like them with here pointy ass elf/ troll nose.
Here is the lesson for the day people- in todays society- if you are not beautiful- you are nothing. It's pretty pathetic really. In the year 2012- people will walk around around with big fake breast and huge dicks grown from pills sold on TV. Oh wait- that is already happening now.
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110. kyle1988 - July 5, 2009 9:36 AM
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111. Chris - July 5, 2009 2:09 PM
We should label this thing Kim Lardassian and get it over with.
112. Froggy - July 5, 2009 2:51 PM
I like the picture of Kim on the Water Slide. Looks fun. Weeeeeeee
113. tASH - July 6, 2009 8:50 AM
If she walked stood in front of a radiator, she would melt. She's had so much plastic surgery. I guess you have to do whatever you can to look good, especially when you've got no talent.
114. Gucci Sneakers - July 7, 2009 6:11 AM
Id hit that with no remorse
115. Uncle Al - July 7, 2009 1:13 PM
I don't know what the big deal is about her---unless it's all the cellulite and that huge ass! And that stupid show with her mom and sisters---lame! Drama, drama, drama..... Get a life, ignorant bitches! And, leave Bruce alone! How did he get in with that bunch? I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't stupid enough to stay with them.
116. Alex - July 9, 2009 11:35 AM
Reading several brutal shameful remarks confirms to me those humans have no self repect....what utter rubbish their brains float in! Wonder who produced them and whether their off-springs will be worse for us to endure?
Kim .. you are a beauty!
117. Sarah - July 15, 2009 11:09 AM
She looks hot
118. FACE - July 17, 2009 2:03 PM
I would like her to take one on me, number 9. Maybe a dump, too.
119. Lilo - July 19, 2009 11:24 PM
She just looks so fake..! i mean.. she looks orange! :S and with tons of make up! :S