Jul 1 2009Kevin Jonas gets to touch a vagina soon!
- Kevin Jonas is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, and holy shit, is that an eternity of dry-humping. A lesser man would've shot himself. (Read: This guy.) [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gwyneth Paltrow's mouth continues to be a never-ending stream of smarm. [PopSugar]
- Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake's clothing line a "Macy's brand" and "gross" on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy's and wasn't, well, Lindsay. [Lainey Gossip]
- Karen Mulder of Victoria's Secret fame was arrested for making "vicious" phone calls to her plastic surgeon. Because insulting the man who holds a knife over your unconscious body is always smart. Well played. [Celebslam]
- Hilary Duff is joining the cast of Gossip Girls. Great. Now who's going to play Meghan McCain in the Lifetime original movie Sarah Palin Fucked Me Out of My Own Room at the White House? [Just Jared]
- Mandy Moore on the cover of Women's Health looks absolutely nothing like Mandy Moore. Unless she's a 35-year-old housewife now. Then maybe. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Reader Comments
1. bill - July 1, 2009 8:47 PM
no talent
2. KellYYY - July 1, 2009 8:58 PM
im really happy for nick!!! my girlfriends and i are gonna go see The Ugly Truth and The Proposal and eat ice cream while mourning the loss of a Jonas Bro
3. Jimmy Jim - July 1, 2009 9:06 PM
now he REALLY won't have time to learn how to play guitar.
4. dave - July 1, 2009 9:34 PM
Technically, he has already touched a vagina. Unless he was born via Caesarian section.
5. kate - July 1, 2009 9:54 PM
since when is macys brand gross? some of their shit is expensive as fuck. and im kinda surprised lindsay said that cuz i really didnt think celebs were like that i guess. especially the ones who came from nothing like her.
6. Moi - July 1, 2009 9:57 PM
RIP to a real celebrity and acting talent: Karl Malden...
7. Cher - July 1, 2009 10:16 PM
Gwyneth is correct...also TheSuperficial seems to have whored him/herself out to Corporate Amerika. You're such a phony, flimsy dick!
8. TT Ghorman - July 1, 2009 10:57 PM
Thats cool, Fish. So when are you and some of the idiots on here going to get to touch a vagina? Or a penis, whatever floats your boat.
9. uh - July 1, 2009 11:19 PM
Hahaha, I like the title of Meghan McCain's made-for-TV movie.
10. captain america - July 2, 2009 1:18 AM
getoutahere, HE PREFERS PENIS', folks?
11. Gucci Sneakers - July 2, 2009 2:31 AM
These little clips of stories aren't working for me
Kevin Jonas wouldnt know what to do with a vagina har har
12. joe - July 2, 2009 3:48 AM
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gentle woman. I hope more and more people can get happiness there. I believe "All shall
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13. kauai - July 2, 2009 4:04 AM
Paltrow is always good for a laugh. That's what happens when you have a 12th grade education and convince yourself that you're culturally sophisticated.
14. heidian - July 2, 2009 6:03 AM
Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake's clothing line a "Macy's brand" and "gross" on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy's and wasn't, well, Lindsay.
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15. heidian - July 2, 2009 6:04 AM
Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake's clothing line a "Macy's brand" and "gross" on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy's and wasn't, well, Lindsay.
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16. heidian - July 2, 2009 6:05 AM
Lindsay Lohan calls Justin Timberlake's clothing line a "Macy's brand" and "gross" on Twitter which would almost be an insult if Lindsay could afford to shop at Macy's and wasn't, well, Lindsay.
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17. blp - July 2, 2009 8:29 AM
But he IS a vagina and I'm sure he's been touching himself for years.
18. Darth - July 2, 2009 8:30 AM
Do we really believe that they're still virgins? *Shakes head*
19. purplepanties - July 2, 2009 9:27 AM
I find I'm the only one that finds him the most attractive Jonas brother, mmmm, he's yummy.
20. ToTellTheTruth - July 2, 2009 9:41 AM
He's the ugly brother...
21. mrbrrown - July 2, 2009 9:46 AM
who's vagina? haha
22. pappy - July 2, 2009 10:05 AM
twas the night of the wedding and all through the night
the vagina was ready all nice and tight
the pubes had been trimmed with greatest of care
in hopes the kevin would soon lose his vcard down there
kevin in his pjs and her in her gown
she lifted it up and kevin made a big frown
what was the problem? why did kevin despair?
He cried out, "It smells like fresh tuna down there"
Out the front door he flew like a flash
He gone in his car tryin not to crash
that little, young man so nimble and quick
was had just realized he preferred the dick!
23. uh - July 2, 2009 10:44 AM
pappy, you're a poet!!
24. Susan - July 2, 2009 11:19 AM
I love the jonas bros.
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26. ultimatenerd22 - July 2, 2009 11:41 AM
who gives a fuck