Jul 29 2009
Kevin Federline's girth: Shrewd business move?
Kevin Federline stopped by E!'s Daily 10 last night where he spoke to Sal Masekela about doing a reality show that may center around Kevin's noticeable weight gain:
When asked about the validity of one of the rumored reality show concepts would be about Federline getting back into dancer shape, he says: "It would probably be pretty interesting, you know?"
When Masekela comments he doesn't feel like people really know Federline, he says: "They know what they're told. I mean, you know, so... I mean, it would be relevant to make something like that happen. And if and when it does, I'll let you know. I mean, as long as I know who I am, and my kids know who Daddy is and love Daddy. At the end of the day, nothing else really matters, you know."
Not a bad career move provided Kevin doesn't drop dead in a bucket of a chicken before production starts. That would be a kick in the nuts - if you could actually find them on Kevin.
Photo: WireImage
Reader Comments
1. grant - July 29, 2009 10:08 AM
because pretending you know how to golf is gonna make you loose weight.... yea
2. kingofbeer - July 29, 2009 10:18 AM
lol I can see it now.
yo yo yo where my ball go homy?
what a dip shit.
3. stupidass - July 29, 2009 10:19 AM
Kevin is doing the next "I'm a celebrity, get me outta here!", in which multiple celebs attempt to escape the fat rolls of Kevin's massive torso.
4. ROUGH daddy - July 29, 2009 10:25 AM
"They know what theyre told" we can clearly see you get a sudden convulsion at the site of a box of Krispy Kreme dude....
5. orb205 - July 29, 2009 10:27 AM
He really does look like he's wearing a fat suit.
6. Hammertime - July 29, 2009 10:30 AM
You know... I mean, you know, I mean like fat and stuff, you know?
7. havoc - July 29, 2009 10:31 AM
He looks like a midget.
A really fat midget.
.
8. Angel - July 29, 2009 10:38 AM
Somebody called this yesterday... who called it!? You gave him the idea damnit. More crap I must avoid watching.
9. Inmate #2648927 - July 29, 2009 10:39 AM
And this guy is a sperm donor?
10. Max Planck - July 29, 2009 10:40 AM
Smokers suck!
11. Rajj - July 29, 2009 10:43 AM
how tF he became so fat jesus, my goodness. He was so handsome and now obese
12. Toolboy - July 29, 2009 11:05 AM
You sure he's not doing a "Dorf on Golf" routine? Mug needs to buy a set of knee caps...
13. Humpingfrog - July 29, 2009 11:08 AM
Dancer shape? Like Brittany, right? Because watching her fat ass waddle around on stage is inspiration to us all. I'm guessing he should just go ahead and throw on tights right now. Let's those ripples roll, G-money.
14. hollywood_hillbilly - July 29, 2009 11:11 AM
Rough Douchie goes into convulsions of ecstasy at the thought of getting his donut hole filled.
As for KFed, I am reminded of a vhs tape my cousin had called dorf on golf. In which a guy pretended to be some sort of midget Benny Hill playing golf.
15. No one - July 29, 2009 11:12 AM
"When asked about the validity of one of the rumored reality show concepts would be about Federline getting back into dancer shape, he says: "It would probably be pretty interesting, you know?"
Um, yeah... fascinating.
16. teh engrish languidge - July 29, 2009 11:21 AM
This Masekela douchbag sounds like they should be publishing books with various philosophical undertones. Like, you know what I mean, kinda and maybe if and maybe so you know when and if , you know?
What a fuck*n moron.
17. ROUGH daddy - July 29, 2009 11:21 AM
Yeah 5 peeps already post that joke Backwood Bitch try again...
18. Fumus - July 29, 2009 11:34 AM
@8...
That person would be me. I called this. C'mon getting fat and then skinny captivates the American public because so many people in America are fat and long to be skinny.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kevin_federline_is_fat_as_hell.php#comment-3257522
I was wrong about citing a new weight loss product but right that I knew it was a ploy.
19. zuzuspetals - July 29, 2009 11:36 AM
What the fuck is *with* those pants? What is wrong with the people who wear them? Are they long shorts? Are they short pants? They are horrifying! They are the worst thing that has ever happened to fashion.
20. Richard McBeef - July 29, 2009 11:41 AM
he looks like a grown up Bobby Hill. Same shorts and everything.
21. Humpingfrog - July 29, 2009 11:45 AM
LOL 19. I would point you to the 80's and clamdiggers. Not sure it's possible but they were some level of douche not seen since, well.......now! I think we can just call these, "Ports, by KFED".
22. Stinky - July 29, 2009 12:09 PM
Those flood pants shorts just make it worse, so much worse...
23. DSN - July 29, 2009 12:19 PM
You're very funny. Keep up the good work.
24. mamamiasweetpeaches - July 29, 2009 12:30 PM
I always think of Spanky from THE LITTLE RASCALS when I see him in these shorts but that other poster was right : Bobby Hill! Totally Bobby Hill!
Anyone who watches a show starring K Fed should be forced to leave America!
25. hahahah - July 29, 2009 12:43 PM
LOL.......He looks like Doug from "King of Queens"
26. marie e. - July 29, 2009 1:00 PM
Look where all Britney's money has gone! Straight into his belly
27. Shar Jackson - July 29, 2009 1:12 PM
You white folks jes don't know how it be taken' care of babies. One tends to be lettin' one sef go when they busy takin care of they familbly. That's why he got all this time to be goin' golfin'.
28. Miserable Bastard - July 29, 2009 1:43 PM
K-Overfed.
29. Miserable Bastard - July 29, 2009 1:44 PM
K-Fat.
30. Miserable Bastard - July 29, 2009 1:46 PM
K-FC.
31. AteIsEnough - July 29, 2009 1:50 PM
Those shorts make him look like a fat midget...I mean "little person".
32. Eye Of The Beholder - July 29, 2009 2:01 PM
I actually find a booda belly sexy!
33. Manoaboy - July 29, 2009 2:08 PM
Are you sure that isn't Tim Conway and Dorf on Golf?
34. Long Duc Dong - July 29, 2009 2:33 PM
I want to stick him on my car's back dash, would his head wiggle around?
35. luvher - July 29, 2009 3:26 PM
He could film a reality show about losing weight, how original!
36. Calvin - July 29, 2009 3:28 PM
Where's Hobbes?
37. VeeBee - July 29, 2009 3:42 PM
OMG @12. The first thing I thought when I saw that picture is Dorf on Golf.
38. yuki - July 29, 2009 4:33 PM
NO.
A REALITY SHOW OF K-FED GETTING INTO SHAPE WOULD NOT BE INTERESTING.
WTF GIVE ME A BREAK.
39. Cardinal Ximenez - July 29, 2009 5:42 PM
Him being a golfer is as believable as Stephen Hawking at a Worlds Strongest Man competition.
40. The Rake - July 29, 2009 7:08 PM
I thought this guy was the star of "More To Love", thats a reality show right? WTF?
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
41. Danklin24 - July 29, 2009 7:45 PM
They know what they're told. I mean, you know, so... I mean,
Really Kevin? Wow
42. toninho - July 29, 2009 7:55 PM
Holy taco!, He is pregnant!!
43. me - July 29, 2009 9:13 PM
Looks like he's trying to follow Charles Barkley's act.
Oh no wait... Charles Barkley actually had a CAREER before he turned into a fat golfer!
44. farty mcshitface - July 30, 2009 4:13 AM
k-fed needs to change his name to well-fed.
and to num 10 max planck- go fuck yourself after you are done with banging your mommy!
smokers rule!
45. God - July 30, 2009 5:49 AM
Homo K-Fat - evolutions latest big hit
46. iamlemonfresh - July 30, 2009 8:05 AM
K-Fed is now Over-Fed.
47. Ke - July 30, 2009 8:27 AM
Wow, I'm almost 50 and my gut is nowhere close to his..... I'm feeling good. Whatever loser designed the pants really should have to be buried in them. Fries with that?
48. Ken - July 30, 2009 8:27 AM
Wow, I'm almost 50 and my gut is nowhere close to his..... I'm feeling good. Whatever loser designed the pants really should have to be buried in them. Fries with that?
49. mafme - July 30, 2009 10:12 AM
I was looking at these pictures of him and thought he looked really familiar... then it came to me: Cotton Hill.
50. pollypickle - July 30, 2009 1:00 PM
HE'S A MIDGET!!! AN OVERFED MIDGET
LMAO LOLOLOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAT UGLY MIDGET BOY!!!!
51. Galtacticus - July 31, 2009 2:09 AM
It would be awesome to see him finishing half a cow in 15 minutes!
52. Rhialto - July 31, 2009 2:16 AM
We have some great bacon recipes for the show!
53. bmose - August 1, 2009 12:52 PM
As long as the rich WHITE kids love daddy.