Jul 14 2009Kelly Brook quits sunbathing topless
Here's the saddest news you'll hear all week: Kelly Brook's boyfriend doesn't want her to sunbathe topless anymore - and she's agreeing to it. Jesus. Whatever happened to independent womanhood? (Excluding sandwich making.) The Daily Mail reports
The former glamour model has revealed that she no longer sunbathes topless - at the request of boyfriend Danny Cipriani.
'Too many paparazzi and, anyway, Danny doesn't like it,' she explains.
But despite baring her breasts in the past, Kelly says she doesn't feel it has stopped her from being taken seriously.
'Maybe I have to work a little harder to be taken seriously, but I think that any woman who's considered aesthetically pleasing struggles with that.'
Okay, I agree with Kelly that us aesthetically pleasing people have to work harder than the "Normies." However, that doesn't stop me from taking my shirt off. Fuck no. I'm a survivor. My nipples turn sunlight into raw power which I use to vanquish the day and seize life by the horns and sometimes testicles. (Kelly, you should probably be writing this down.)
Kelly Brook Sunbathing Topless Gallery (NSFW)
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Blah - July 14, 2009 1:21 PM
I want to buttfuck her.
2. JoMama - July 14, 2009 1:21 PM
Boobs.
3. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 1:24 PM
I'm thinking... jumping jacks on a trampoline...
4. Disgruntlordd - July 14, 2009 1:26 PM
repost?
5. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 1:33 PM
wtf is a kelly brook?
6. Ego - July 14, 2009 1:37 PM
Only 1 pic? wtf. I at least expected 15 shots with a telephoto lense + extreme zoom on the boobs
7. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 1:42 PM
#5 - She's the anti-you.
8. The Jerk - July 14, 2009 1:43 PM
When you mean former glamour model, do you mean some worthless whore that no one cares about?! Oh yes, now I remember her and her tits.. silly moi. Kudos to the Capt Save a Ho' of a boyfriend to protect her boobies. I used to that all the time when I was in the 3rd grade, then I told the girl she made my pants feel funny in the front.
9. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 1:54 PM
#7. (crickets) oh how i yearn to be a pasty 29 year old...whatever she is. NOT. there ya go dry humping my comments again....sheesh. shouldn't you be doing something resourceful, like plotting your next suicide attempt?
10. reelpretty - July 14, 2009 1:59 PM
He's(Danny) an insecure punk! Besides, what does it matter? With all the material she's already provided us with, he may as well let her continue!
11. bone - July 14, 2009 1:59 PM
this matter is one of the first times i've actually had any respect for Billy Zane
12. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 2:01 PM
Seriously Danny, she is too you what lovely flower is to a weed.
13. Champ - July 14, 2009 2:02 PM
I love that rack.
14. Caligirl - July 14, 2009 2:03 PM
To begin with I am a female reader and really like the Superficial. I have been an avid reader for years. I used to like it a lot more when women were appreciated for their sexiness and beauty instead of commented about in a sexist way. I like showing off my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I keep hearing these "women should go make sandwiches jokes" I don't know if I'll keep reading. The Superficial is great, but I wish you would remember that you have a lot of female readers who want to feel rewarded for reading, not insulted.
15. Caligirl - July 14, 2009 2:03 PM
To begin with I am a female reader and really like the Superficial. I have been an avid reader for years. I used to like it a lot more when women were appreciated for their sexiness and beauty instead of commented about in a sexist way. I like showing off my body, I like men, and I enjoy good humor. If I keep hearing these "women should go make sandwiches jokes" I don't know if I'll keep reading. The Superficial is great, but I wish you would remember that you have a lot of female readers who want to feel rewarded for reading, not insulted.
16. Christina - July 14, 2009 2:03 PM
I'm glad. When the boobies are out they are a vision magnet.
17. obligatory - July 14, 2009 2:05 PM
#14/25, stuttering girl, I think you made some really valid points but I still don't see my beer.
18. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 2:07 PM
#12.Umm, yeah...that's 'to'.
You'd use 'too' in a sentence like: Richport is taking too long plotting that suicide, get it over with already.
19. Rod - July 14, 2009 2:07 PM
#14-
You know why women shouldnt wear watches, right? Cuz theres a clock on the stove.
20. Eric - July 14, 2009 2:08 PM
Nice Family Guy reference ("Normies")
21. Disgruntlordd - July 14, 2009 2:10 PM
hey Caligirl, shut up and make me a sammich.
22. Bob - July 14, 2009 2:18 PM
Fuck you Danny Cipriani!!!
What if this starts a trend?! Did you think of that, you selfish bastard!
We Normies don't have the luxury of seeing super hot chicks w/ big racks in our real lives like you - we only have porn!
23. Anon - July 14, 2009 2:18 PM
The problem is this is a celeb blog that caters to men so if women get offended then tough.
Go to the hundreds of other female centric gossip blogs that cater to women.
Then you'll find out what sexist really is though as it's not aimed towards women you probably wont complain.
24. The Jerk - July 14, 2009 2:29 PM
I'm gonna have to agree with #21...stop double posting/typing so much and show pics of your body that you like showing off so much apparently or stfu.
25. ROUGH daddy - July 14, 2009 2:29 PM
Danny Cipriani? I thought this fool was on the run from the law? how dare he? Kelly Brook belongs to the world...
26. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 2:49 PM
#14 - Women were genetically engineered to have smaller feet so they could stand closer to the sink while washing dishes. And you know what you say to a woman with two black eyes, right..?
27. Duuude - July 14, 2009 2:49 PM
This Danny guy suck ass. I want my girlfriend to go topless on the beach but she won't. I will trade him.
28. The Rake - July 14, 2009 2:49 PM
Lets all kick Cipriani's ASS. Soft ass Brook, don't ever take shit from a man like that...unless its me. I would demand you sunbathe naked, fuck topless.
The Rake
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29. JadedAgony - July 14, 2009 3:10 PM
Billy Zane understood those puppies need to breath this new guy doesn't understand what he is depriving the world of.
30. Michelle - July 14, 2009 4:31 PM
No you have to work harder to be taken seriously as you have no talent and no brain!
31. Mrs Eugenia Turner - July 14, 2009 5:41 PM
My tits looked like that about 50 years ago!
32. vito - July 14, 2009 10:25 PM
Hey isn't Danny Cipriani the dude who does the commercial for ulcerative colitis?
Hell, he can't even control his bowels. What the hell is he doing trying to control that beautiful woman with those magnificent tits?
Show him the fucking door, Kelly. If you want to show us those lovely tits...you go, girl!!! We're all right behind you. Or rather in front of you cuz the scenery is better.
33. Galtacticus - July 15, 2009 7:43 AM
Like topless sunbathing is a big deal.
34. Darth - July 15, 2009 7:49 AM
Like we really care about a few pathetic flappy bags.
35. Nero - July 15, 2009 7:51 AM
Perfect for the flipflop game!
36. CC - July 15, 2009 10:29 PM
You know what's sad is when "the man" tells us we need to put little pink stars over things that everyone knows is there.
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