Jul 19 2009Katie Price's drunken areola slip
Here's Katie "Jordan" Price drunk off her ass in London last night where, not surprisingly, her dress failed to contain her insane breasts. Leave it to Katie Price to look at a tiny scrap of fabric and think "Oh yeah, my tits are staying in that." And for the record, I mean that in the most respectful way because, honestly, I don't know how else you exemplify heroism. Besides letting me touch them. Just throwing that out there.
NOTE: Pic links to LSFW version. Unless you work at a pepperoni plant.
Scope Out (24) Pics of Katie After the Jump

Reader Comments
1. martina - July 19, 2009 12:53 PM
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2. gil - July 19, 2009 12:53 PM
ii have megan fox's porno video LMAO
www.myspace.com/metallicaunlimited
3. Martina - July 19, 2009 12:57 PM
the real surprise here is that she's wearing clothing, and that she is not on her knees.
4. haha - July 19, 2009 1:07 PM
Nice areola scar...
5. Mike Oxbhig - July 19, 2009 1:11 PM
REally fish? slip?...you are reaching...
6. Knowledge - July 19, 2009 1:14 PM
Hardly a nip slip... Booo HISS!!!
7. me - July 19, 2009 1:20 PM
this chick is retarded !!!!!!!
8. Anon - July 19, 2009 1:23 PM
For a woman in a custody battle she's doing a good Britney.
But unlike Shitney being in the UK no matter what she does she'll still get full custody.
9. Lain - July 19, 2009 1:33 PM
stretch marks
10. Lauren - July 19, 2009 1:39 PM
LOL at the crossed out "Pete" on her wrist. Wonder how she's going to disguise that :)
11. Lain - July 19, 2009 1:39 PM
I love how the tagline for Lohan's new movie is "All her career needs is a little bump"
Of course it applies to the baby bump, but it also applies to her in real life
12. jon - July 19, 2009 2:11 PM
pic 17, wtf is up with that? nasty plastic bitch.
13. hammer Time - July 19, 2009 3:13 PM
Her photos from page 3 (topless) in the uk are way better check them out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71ajRsOq9M
14. Rhialto - July 19, 2009 3:29 PM
Who's grabbing her from behind this time?
15. popculture - July 19, 2009 3:32 PM
wow. i can even see the nipple scarring where the implants went in.
16. Gando - July 19, 2009 3:34 PM
He's supposed to lift her up instead of pushing himself to her.Is he really a ballet dancer?
17. Darth - July 19, 2009 3:39 PM
He's probably a straight ballet dancer.
18. mcfeely smackup - July 19, 2009 3:45 PM
Wow, we now have a new definition for aureola slip. Just for the record for you guys (and editors) who have never actually seen a nipple, they don't look like a ring of scar tissue.
19. Ryan the Canadian - July 19, 2009 3:59 PM
Is that Tom Yorke in the background???
20. Ariana - July 19, 2009 4:32 PM
Okay. Who the fuck is Katie Price? I've seen her pictures on gossip blogs everywhere. She looks hella ugly with big breasts.
Shield my eyes.
21. wondertrash - July 19, 2009 4:36 PM
Is that drunken bag showing her over inflated boobs again? it's not like the world hasn't seen them umpteen times already. At least they draw attention away from her orange and increasingly weather beaten face.
22. gottabetheworst - July 19, 2009 4:43 PM
http://www.cellvote.net/sms/ballot/dumbest
23. dombigdinbr - July 19, 2009 4:49 PM
why the nipple is cover???
24. inbred white guys - July 19, 2009 5:32 PM
Not bad for a negro
25. kingofbeer - July 19, 2009 5:37 PM
looks painful..
26. Teriqua - July 19, 2009 6:48 PM
Hey, Inbred white guy;
Nobody says. "Negro" anymore. It's okay say African American or even Black. But Cracker please, get rid of the word Negro!
A couple things about this woman..
For Inbred; I don't think she's black at all, not even bi-racial. The only this faker than her tig ol fake bitties is that orange tan. Black girls don't waste their money on a fake tan.
I also don't believe that exposure was a mistake! C'Mon Barbie, the "Oopsie did my nipple really show?!?!" Give us a break!
The question I'd really like to ask is, "Why?" She has got to know those Monsterous Mangos don't have a chance in hell of staying in that tiny dress. If she is promoting a porn, I guess that might be a way to get some press. But don't insult our intelligence by acting like it's a mistake.
A normal woman doesn't try to expose their nipples.
27. spicy - July 19, 2009 7:38 PM
whoa the amazing things that skin can do. I mean how do her tits just not bust through the epidermis!?!?
as a female, i find these pictures to be quite painful to look at
28. Kelley - July 19, 2009 9:56 PM
Jesus, you know what ? I think I'd rather look at Lindsay Lohan than this used-up bag ...
29. ROUGH daddy - July 19, 2009 10:15 PM
Dont you get the feeling with all these haute couture she wears, her hairy wishbone stinks to high heaven....
30. missywissy - July 19, 2009 10:18 PM
Looks like somebody got a little carried away with the black Sharpie marker.
31. Katie Price Nip Slip - July 20, 2009 12:11 AM
She's enjoying the moment... well, he breast looks great anyway. She can be proud of it.
32. Katie Price Nip Slip - July 20, 2009 12:11 AM
She's enjoying the moment... well, her breast looks great anyway. She can be proud of it.
33. HuckyDucky - July 20, 2009 12:39 AM
Rough D,
What's a hairy wishbone?
34. She's hawt - July 20, 2009 12:41 AM
Shes fucking amazing. Jealous fat ugly losers. Of both sexes
35. Martina - July 20, 2009 1:04 AM
Clarification for #34 - as a companion doll she's hot.
However, as a plastically enhanced woman, she melts if placed near a heating vent. Please continue.
36. fetus_mcnuggets - July 20, 2009 2:06 AM
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MEGAN FOX just with big plastic honkers
this is why megan fox never appealed to me ... she carries a "my-anal-sphincters-have-ruptured-into-a-magic-flesh-eating-unicorn-ps-im-the-shit" look going for her
very porn star esque
not a big fan of chicks that look like this :(
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38. mr awesome - July 20, 2009 7:32 AM
#38 TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Megan fox is superhot, she is just freaky!
39. mr awesome - July 20, 2009 7:32 AM
#38 TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Megan fox is superhot, katie price is just freaky!
40. Charlene - July 20, 2009 8:34 AM
What the fuck is wrong with her face?!
41. ROUGH daddy - July 20, 2009 9:54 AM
Well young man im glad you ask...@33 picture a wishbone and the female anatomy what do you see?
42. The Jerk - July 20, 2009 10:06 AM
In pic #23, was that Rose Boy?! Onto other news...ugly bitch is ugly.
43. ROUGH daddy - July 20, 2009 10:21 AM
I was going to illustrate the idea with pics, but Superfish refuse to publish it, its not even porn...
picture Megan Fox's recent camel toe, and picture a wishbone in front of it...
44. Gorilla Pimp Slap - July 20, 2009 12:14 PM
She looks like an older, more weather beaten version of Janice Dickinson.
45. whattheshit - July 20, 2009 12:22 PM
In the words of Larry David, "they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls."
46. Kamila - July 20, 2009 1:38 PM
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/katie-price-7189-13.jpg
you cant see her nipple!!
47. hateyoufornoreason - July 20, 2009 2:24 PM
SKANKALICIOUS.
48. Bosco - July 20, 2009 2:54 PM
She must be drunk her eyes are partly closed...........
49. marcus - July 20, 2009 4:31 PM
I think shes a waste of silicone, but I still want to fuck her till she loves me.
50. Sickitten - July 21, 2009 2:47 AM
Did you see that big hook nose she was sporting before all of the surgery?
51. Phoenix - July 21, 2009 7:46 AM
I miss the days when Katie used to be young and bangable.. checkout her glorious days http://tinyurl.com/qk8gdb
52. Caddy - July 22, 2009 1:19 PM
She always looks super-GREASY!!!!!! Carry some oxy pads or powder around, COME ON!!!!
53. Anon - July 26, 2009 10:38 AM
#44. You read my mind. Perhaps she has the same surgeon as Janice Dickinson.
54. W9W - August 12, 2009 9:14 PM
I would do dirty things with her..
55. W9W - August 12, 2009 9:14 PM
I would do dirty things with her..