Jul 24 2009Katie Price still dedicated to salesmanship
Aw, no way, the retard circus is back in town! I'm just kidding. (It's next week.) These are shots of Katie Price promoting her latest book Sapphire in London, and check out an excerpt from the product description on Amazon:
Sapphire Jones doesn't believe in relationships anymore - not since she caught her husband in bed with another woman. Now Sapphire only sees men on her terms which is why her current lover is younger than her, good looking, doesn't place any emotional demands on her [so far, fingers crossed] and is great in bed.
For a while there, I wondered how Katie Price was writing so many goddamn books. Now I realize she's not so much writing as vomiting onto a couple pages then cleverly using her massive tits to sell them at bookstores. But, honestly, who's falling for that? (I'll take two.)
Reader Comments
1. Harold^Sick - July 24, 2009 5:21 PM
B(o)(o)BS!
2. yo - July 24, 2009 5:21 PM
blow up doll come to life. does anyone think this bitch is hot?
3. RedFantaGirl - July 24, 2009 5:31 PM
The guys are delicious!
4. yuck - July 24, 2009 5:32 PM
I just threw up on my monitor.
5. Weiner - July 24, 2009 5:45 PM
Where's the weiner on the guy on the left and 4th pic?! Poor guy or should I say poor girlfriend!
6. Tacky much? - July 24, 2009 5:49 PM
WTF is this chick famous for? Really bad fake tan, boobs, eyes lashes and......my niece wore a very similar costume (minus chest&back exposure) to her dance recital....she is 5! She would probably be really attractive if she toned it down about 10 notches.
7. ew she is melting - July 24, 2009 6:07 PM
2 - blow up dolls have narrow waists.
8. Upinya - July 24, 2009 6:12 PM
Nasty! Don't leave her in the sun too long, the bitch will melt! Did I already say nasty? Just in case, NASTY!!
9. grobpilot - July 24, 2009 6:16 PM
I'll bet the pages of that book are written (badly) in crayon, with stick figures for illustrations
10. Lightw8t - July 24, 2009 6:17 PM
at least the guys are hot =D yum
11. Wilber - July 24, 2009 6:17 PM
I bet her twat looks like an old banana peel in the dirt.
12. Sickitten - July 24, 2009 6:20 PM
Has anyone seen that hook nose she was originally sporting? No matter how much plastic surgery this bitch has, all the fake tanner, contact lenses, hair dye, veneers, boob job, she still looks like a girl from Great Neck, New York and not the Barbie Doll she wishes she was.
13. ?????????????????? - July 24, 2009 6:36 PM
My dog just looked at the monitor and threw up on the rug.
Wilbur-I can't get that image out of my mind, hilarious!
14. Tom K - July 24, 2009 6:38 PM
LOL #12. I was thinking the same thing, either there or some skank from Staten Island.
She is a mess.
15. Crabby Old Guy - July 24, 2009 6:39 PM
Wow...Katie has a new book out huh? How many connect-the-dot puzzles and coloring-by-the number pictures are in this one?
16. Galtacticus - July 24, 2009 6:42 PM
I'll guess this is a must have for any literature lover.
17. Darth - July 24, 2009 6:47 PM
Looks like the promotion girl is promoting her own book this time!?
18. AmericanWhiteTrash - July 24, 2009 6:53 PM
I want to know what kind of loser would buy these shit books pumped out by shit celebs who don't even write them to begin with.
19. gonnabitchslapu - July 24, 2009 6:54 PM
She is pretty hot for a tranny wonder if she has a big cock.
20. jennifer - July 24, 2009 6:59 PM
@ 19
21. jennifer - July 24, 2009 6:59 PM
@ 19
I'm sure her cock is bigger then yours
22. jennifer - July 24, 2009 7:00 PM
@ 19
I'm sure her cock is bigger then yours
23. gonnabitchslapu - July 24, 2009 7:04 PM
Brooke Hogan and this beast should have a sword fight. HBO pay per view?
24. Mastah_Baitah - July 24, 2009 7:33 PM
Well, those guys simply must be GAY. How could you be near that and not be sporting a tent? Either that or they've duct taped themselves to the Nth degree...
What an amazing figure. Very pretty, but could do with less makeup.
25. xxx - July 24, 2009 8:17 PM
There is no way that woman is in ther 30's, more like 45.
26. xxx - July 24, 2009 8:17 PM
There is no way that woman is in ther 30's, more like 45.
27. Urbanspaceman - July 24, 2009 8:18 PM
Why does she look retarded in every photo?
28. Chris - July 24, 2009 8:26 PM
That chic looks like a manniquin!!!!
29. LEB - July 24, 2009 8:37 PM
At least everything those guys have is REAL.
30. Sassy - July 24, 2009 10:40 PM
SHE IS FUCKING HIDEOUS. Any man that finds her sexy or hot is a fucking freak, it's as simple as that. Jesus....where are the chics with natural hair, natural big breasts, beautiful NATURALLY tanned bodies??!! Did this whore EAT THEM or something??!! Dried up slut- how about you stop writing bullshit and look after your kids you deadbeat so called 'mother'??!! You made your first boy obese, blind, deaf and fucked up because you couldn't stop fucking and drugging whilst he was in your womb. You should be SHOT dumb slapper!!
I hope the slut gets AIDS.
31. missywissy - July 25, 2009 12:48 AM
She went to Walgreen's and got the biggest Sharpie marker they sold and said "stand back! No, it's not my boobs, I'm putting on my eyebrows".
oh, and that stupid pop up I keep getting when I come to the comment section is complete sell out douchery at it's best.
32. yo - July 25, 2009 1:38 AM
#7 oh my bad. i wouldnt know that as ive never had to use one. good to know tho i guess.
33. Mirv Tyler - July 25, 2009 1:57 AM
TEASE Show
34. lol - July 25, 2009 2:37 AM
picture 2: motorboat
35. Ally - July 25, 2009 6:22 AM
Katie Price never really bothered me before but she's almost done the same as what pamela anderson is doing and becoming a kinda sad caricature of herself. Desperate to hold on to youth/fame? She's a mess. She's had far to much surgery/botox and the way she's conducted herself since the split from pete is really sad (she's a mother, nobody wants to see her cootchie). Why can't she just shut up for once and be a bit more respectful... he is the father of her children! I think she needs to take a good look at herself or she'll be come an even bigger joke. She better watch... if the media turn on her, she'll have no chance. Every comment so far has been negative, that's not good! I'm definately Team Andre, he's been dignified throughout the whole thing. I wish him the best of luck!
36. Ally - July 25, 2009 6:23 AM
Katie Price never really bothered me before but she's almost done the same as what pamela anderson is doing and becoming a kinda sad caricature of herself. Desperate to hold on to youth/fame? She's a mess. She's had far to much surgery/botox and the way she's conducted herself since the split from pete is really sad (she's a mother, nobody wants to see her cootchie). Why can't she just shut up for once and be a bit more respectful... he is the father of her children! I think she needs to take a good look at herself or she'll be come an even bigger joke. She better watch... if the media turn on her, she'll have no chance. Every comment so far has been negative, that's not good! I'm definately Team Andre, he's been dignified throughout the whole thing. I wish him the best of luck!
37. Anon - July 25, 2009 7:16 AM
The girl has the most dull mono toned voice and can't display any emotions.
She thinks she's it and the best shag ever so you know if you add that up it means she's dull and boring in bed and possibly suffering from FSD though her ego wont allow her to admit it.
Don't believe me then watch her sex tape. It's duller than Paris Hilton's. Shes very disrespectful to men and especially to Peter Andre who has come out of this looking very dignified with a lot of supporters!!!! I'm actually on his side!!!!!
Watch a video where she has to talk then imagine that voice during climax (or a faked one as she needs to do) and tell me that wouldn't put you off.
38. bUZZTOE - July 25, 2009 7:17 AM
PARTY TITS!!!! yeah!
39. czar - July 25, 2009 9:07 AM
dude looks like a lady!!!!!!!! I think aerosmith said it best.
40. Christina - July 25, 2009 10:08 AM
Yeah Katie Price is greasy and orange, but she didn't MAKE her son disabled, youre the fucktard sassy.
41. StEvec - July 25, 2009 10:11 AM
she looks like a deep-fried wax figure
42. Alf - July 25, 2009 10:23 AM
Now THIS is what a woman should look like.
43. Meream - July 25, 2009 12:38 PM
I wonder if the poor ghost writer is getting paid enough for these books.
44. Anon - July 25, 2009 12:57 PM
I hope so but I wonder if who's doing her make up is being overpaid.
45. Veronica - July 25, 2009 3:08 PM
not a fan of fake boobs, not a fan of fake tan, I find veneers like this a bit scary... but if a chick goes for one of these things, and it's well done... I guess she can still be attractive.
This is a train wreck. Combine all of the overblown synthetic "improvements" with her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice, her cold dead eyes and her vaguely hostile attitude, and any man that could be aroused by her is deeply disturbed.
46. Veronica - July 25, 2009 3:12 PM
not a fan of fake boobs, not a fan of fake tan, I find veneers like this a bit scary... but if a chick goes for one of these things, and it's well done... I guess she can still be attractive.
This is a train wreck. Combine all of the overblown synthetic "improvements" with her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice, her cold dead eyes and her vaguely hostile attitude, and any man that could be aroused by her is deeply disturbed.
47. Ing - July 25, 2009 3:44 PM
HAHA .. pic #2 looks like the guys gone diving in her tits.
48. Darth - July 25, 2009 5:25 PM
Is Sapphire an escort girl?
49. Nero - July 25, 2009 5:29 PM
Sapphire could be a great porn name.
50. Galtacticus - July 25, 2009 5:33 PM
'Sapphire' written by Katie Price.I think it's about an escort girl.
51. Anon - July 25, 2009 7:51 PM
#50
she released her autobiography years ago
52. ek - July 25, 2009 11:26 PM
AAAAAHHHHH! WTF is THAT?
53. obz - July 26, 2009 11:02 AM
Crayolas new line of makeup.
someone give her kims ass mechanic she needs buns stat.
54. meh - July 26, 2009 8:22 PM
Sharpie used to draw her eyebrows!?
55. meh - July 26, 2009 8:24 PM
Sharpie used to draw her eyebrows!?
56. helen - July 29, 2009 9:04 AM
the girl was at the top for me!! hearing she has hit the gutter with a loser who fights in a cage is just unbelievable!!!
He looks like a monkey a fugly!! does she need to go to spec savers for some new lenses i know something I use to spend a fortune buying her stuff, not any more, you know what I can't wait to buy pete's new Album..... you lost it big time!!
Hey!! got a great title for your new book 'fugly made it big time!!!' enjoy your cash while you can because he'll SPEND IT for you... muppet!!