Jul 15 2009Jon Gosselin's girlfriend seems classy
Seen here in photos taken from her Facebook page and passed around the Internet like the blunts she enjoys lighting, Hailey Glassman is apparently using her relationship with Jon Gosselin to get famous, according to Us Weekly:
Glassman -- whose father performed Kate's 2006 tummy tuck -- has tried out for MTV's Real World and Oxygen's Bad Girls Club.
"I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate's marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous," one of Glassman's pals tells Us.
James Appleton, who describes himself as her "hookup friend," tells Us Glassman dropped him abruptly just before news of the pair broke.
"A couple days later a mutual friend was like, 'Oh hey, your girl Hailey is pretty famous. She's dating this older guy who has like eight kids,'" says Appleton, who met her during a 2007 spring break trip to Acapulco, Mexico.
Jesus. Could you imagine if this chick makes it on to Jon and Kate Plus 8 and puts that on her resume?
TV EXEC: Ms. Glassman, it says here you were on Jon and Kate Plus 8. Can you tell me about that experience?
HAILEY: I vomited on eight small Asian children then burnt their playhouse down smoking a J with some guy I banged outside Denny's.
TV EXEC: .... Welcome to the Real World.
HAILEY: Yay!
TV EXEC: Whee!
HAILEY: Do I still have to give you that BJ?
TV EXEC: Yes.
The End.

Reader Comments
1. RichPort's Ghost - July 15, 2009 10:08 AM
She is epitome of head on the first date... before dinner...
2. jeana - July 15, 2009 10:09 AM
gross.
3. facking luzr - July 15, 2009 10:09 AM
Photo # 5 = FACE PLANT!
4. Jackie - July 15, 2009 10:11 AM
It looks likes Kate is winning in this break up.
5. Katie - July 15, 2009 10:16 AM
This bitch is so nasty and fake but hell YEA! smoke that weed!
6. Nelly - July 15, 2009 10:16 AM
How is Kate winning? Jon went from a 30-something annoying bitch with 8 kids to a 20-something that likes to hookup without 8 kids. UPGRADE!
7. Laffey - July 15, 2009 10:20 AM
These pics remind me of what's wrong with America.
Ed Hardy wannabe t-shirts and hoodies, and chicks clutching cigarettes like they were rosary beads...
8. Tom K - July 15, 2009 10:23 AM
Look at that guido in picture 1 with the hoodie. He looks like one of the trashy fucking italians from Long Island, NY.
That asian didn't upgrade he just got a slutty young version of his wife, and she is not even hot. Once she has kids that party girl shit will be long forgotten and once again he will have another annoying sloppy bitch for a wife.
9. hmna - July 15, 2009 10:25 AM
Ms. Glassman just reeks of class and dignity.
10. In da butt - July 15, 2009 10:26 AM
I have a felling this Hailey chick will take it in the ass....from several people.
She is probably rocking Jon's world everytime he turns around. That poor sap doesn't stand a chance. There is no way his lazy ass is keeping up with that.
11. Tom K - July 15, 2009 10:27 AM
Exactly #7. I was thinking the same thing!!! America is becoming a bunch of wannabe rock star, wigger, weed smoking clones and trashy whores. Disgusting.
12. Karl - July 15, 2009 10:29 AM
Stay classy, San Diego.
13. reelpretty - July 15, 2009 10:30 AM
Oh yeah, she's my kinda' girl!
14. The Jerk - July 15, 2009 10:30 AM
That must be cool to take pictures of yourself getting high. Such a kodak moment..
15. Elisa - July 15, 2009 10:31 AM
At #6....UPGRADE???? Well, I guess you and I don't have the same definition for the word upgrade!
Ha, ha, ha, ha at #8, Tom K, exactly! Same thing, just younger but it ain't upgrade, that's for sure!
16. dirk - July 15, 2009 10:33 AM
Looks like she's bogarting the weed in every pic. Plus, what is that group, the hebe wannabe mafia?
17. Mister Bored - July 15, 2009 10:34 AM
#11, it's not "wannabe rockstar, wigger" at all just to be some trashy white chick with an oral fixation. It's just called being white and classless.
Which is not too surprising... she seems like she's the type that wants to do very little in order to get famous.
18. Courtyardpigeon - July 15, 2009 10:34 AM
Seriously, I hate wiggers. I don't get them. Why not act, say, American Indian if you are going to copy another culture? Drown them all. I have many black friends who own their own companies and laugh at these idiots. I'd love to punch those two douche bags in the first photo right in the face.
19. New Reality Show - July 15, 2009 10:35 AM
Here is an idea for a new reality show.
Jon and Hailey plus 8....the 8 being 8 other slutty friends of Hailey's where they all get together and do drugs and get drunk and have a mad, crazy orgy. Pan over to Jon curled up in the corner sobbing like a baby cause he can't get it up.
She may not be the best looking girl out there, she may have been rode hard for the last 5 years of her life but I would still bang that chick until she was retarded. I would hit that till I broke my dick.
Homely looking or not....you know that girl will be the best fuck you ever had.
20. britnybitch - July 15, 2009 10:41 AM
who the fuck is jon gosselin?
21. havoc - July 15, 2009 10:41 AM
Gee....I don't know. You really think she puts out?
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22. I wanna see the video - July 15, 2009 10:43 AM
pic #6 - her friend is hot
I wonder if there is a video of these two eating each other out?
23. Don't Panic - July 15, 2009 10:48 AM
Is there ever a time where she ISN'T smoking? Guess that explains why she looks like a leathery, busted 40 year old streetwalker.
She tried to get onto two tv shows, Jon's a bigger moron than I thought if he doesn't see what's going on.
24. Tawmie - July 15, 2009 10:50 AM
@3 AHAHAHHHAHAH that is exactly what i was thinking!
25. Danielle - July 15, 2009 10:52 AM
Just imagine what would happen if she were left alone with the kids. She'd probably try to sale 4 of them just to feed her drug habit.
26. ROUGH daddy - July 15, 2009 10:55 AM
Where party @?
Why would you want to be famous from starring in a reality show, sit your ass home if you dont have any hidden talent like a Meryl Strip. Youre only setting yourself up for mockery, the article sound totally logical....
btw she went 2xtra notch on the hot scale...
27. rick springfield - July 15, 2009 10:58 AM
A.I.D.S.
28. Max Planck - July 15, 2009 10:59 AM
Condom spokesmodel...wouldn't YOU wear one?
29. Hello - July 15, 2009 11:01 AM
I love pic# 5, true friends would always take a picture first before seeing if you still had a face , and the guy that keeps flipping the bird truly classy. I wish my friends were that cool. What a pack of losers. Well at least she got a free trip.
Hope Jon is using a condom, I would just wrap my whole body in saran wrap, just in case something crawls out of the skank. Go Kate you always had my vote, cause he is one lazy piece of shit.
30. Hello - July 15, 2009 11:01 AM
I love pic# 5, true friends would always take a picture first before seeing if you still had a face , and the guy that keeps flipping the bird truly classy. I wish my friends were that cool. What a pack of losers. Well at least she got a free trip.
Hope Jon is using a condom, I would just wrap my whole body in saran wrap, just in case something crawls out of the skank. Go Kate you always had my vote, cause he is one lazy piece of shit.
31. Hammertime - July 15, 2009 11:02 AM
I love party girls...
32. Inmate #2648927 - July 15, 2009 11:04 AM
These pigs wouldn't make it at a county fair.
33. green house - July 15, 2009 11:09 AM
Damn tree hugger. That plant clearly said 'no!'.
34. ROUGH daddy - July 15, 2009 11:11 AM
Now that've finally take a good look @ her, She's the only sub-celeb that manage to add 3syllable to the word fug...
Fug-ga-lly
35. Sotto Cinco - July 15, 2009 11:14 AM
Rich kid living it up on parent's hard earned $$$. Typical.
36. Spud McKenzie - July 15, 2009 11:20 AM
From classy to trashy
37. jennifer - July 15, 2009 11:29 AM
SHE'S THE FUCKING BEST EVER! Jon's only with her for ass because bitchy cunt Kate only wanted to bitch. Good for him.
38. Jimboooooooooooo - July 15, 2009 11:31 AM
Who are these fucking people, and why are they alive? What the fuck with pic #1, god I hate them, whoever they are, stupid looking monkey fuckers.
39. jennifer - July 15, 2009 11:31 AM
Maybe she makes Jon feel like a man instead of a pussywhipped douch
40. Dee - July 15, 2009 11:36 AM
What a fucking piece of trash. Would you want your kids around someone like that? I hope it's worth it to him, he keeps it up maybe he'll loose all visitation. Looser.
41. Annie Rexia - July 15, 2009 11:36 AM
Nice gang sign coming from Mac Daddy Liebowitz in the first pick. I wonder if he learned that prepping for his bar mitzvah. What's up with his douche bag buddy? He's actually checking himself giving the finger, just to make sure he's doing it right.
42. lol - July 15, 2009 11:37 AM
look how shitty that blunt is rolled, i bet that guy who looks like tommy lee with
down syndrome rolled it
3rd pic.....she looks like nicole richie with bells palsy
43. lolmore - July 15, 2009 11:41 AM
The first pic is the newest form of birth control.....my god, its like the evolved backwards
44. havoc - July 15, 2009 11:43 AM
LMAO @ #41...
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45. mark - July 15, 2009 11:47 AM
The Oy Vey Posse!
46. Jon Gosselin - July 15, 2009 11:48 AM
You spend 10 years married to Kate and see what kind of madness you descend into...
Have you even seen my wife's hair?
47. crazypants - July 15, 2009 12:02 PM
WTF is the matter w/ you people - she's a 20 something year old single girl.
She SHOULD BE drinking and fucking and partying and getting high, if she wants to!
Bunch of fucking virgins and nerds the lot of you, if you never blazed up and partied at that age.
That said - tres dumb to put that shit on Facebook, but you know what, like 90% of everyone on Facebook is an idiot becaase they put all of their private shit online for the world to see.
48. gag - July 15, 2009 12:02 PM
i can smell her rotten stinking crotch from here
49. Slaappy - July 15, 2009 12:08 PM
Rename the show: “Jon skipped on Kate, hence minus eight”
50. Do_Freebird - July 15, 2009 12:13 PM
Can you blame the poor fuck? The Michellin Man would look better than his wife in a bikini.
He could have picked someone who didn't look like a burnt out crack whore though.
51. I've got a constant hardon - July 15, 2009 12:20 PM
I've got no problem with the parting, and especially no problem with smoking a blunt but putting the photos on FB, come on, what an idiot.
Those guys are proper twats, what a bunch of knobs, Americans.
Second she is terrible, her friend is alright and the Fish needs to access her FB photos, maybe you could make her famous (by putting up pictures of her in her underwear for us to ridicule).
I need to bone a chick!
52. sicasso - July 15, 2009 12:27 PM
I think using the word "class" in any context when discussing the Gosselins and others in their orbit is simply impossible. They're all just white trash skanks and douchebags. Class is never in the equation.
53. bahahaha - July 15, 2009 12:32 PM
The pic of her faceplanting out of potted plant cracked me up. and then you guys were all serious about it which made me stop laughing and start rolling my eyes.
54. Cookie Puss - July 15, 2009 12:37 PM
I wonder where she went to finishing school? Geneva? Staad?
55. Jrdn - July 15, 2009 12:38 PM
ahahaha yessss! she's down. i would hang with her.
56. squirlgal1 - July 15, 2009 12:56 PM
Kate's attorney has got to be loving this.
57. pappy smeary - July 15, 2009 12:57 PM
New Show: Jon and Kate plus a skank plus the clap plus pixie sticks plus 8 crying toddlers plus controversy plus a free set of steak knives plus a seceret handshake plus a carton of spoiled milk plus travis the handbiting chimpanzee
58. dirk - July 15, 2009 1:03 PM
WOW she's a thug. What band is that in the first pic? Hebe Homewrecker and the Two Jive Jews?
59. Yolay - July 15, 2009 1:15 PM
her boobs are lop sided.(:
60. Yolay - July 15, 2009 1:15 PM
her boobs are lop sided.(:
61. big teeth - July 15, 2009 1:28 PM
thanks @58.. you made me spit-take coffee all over my keyboard..
And here I thought Kate was the bad one all this time.. but a little freedom and I guess Jon had to prove what a lazy shitheel douche he always was. Way to look out for your 8 small kids you fucking useless toolbag..
62. Disgruntlordd - July 15, 2009 1:35 PM
ROFL pic 5
63. crackers - July 15, 2009 1:49 PM
"She SHOULD BE drinking and fucking and partying and getting high, if she wants to!"
if shes white trash.....oh wait
64. hahaha - July 15, 2009 2:00 PM
Yeah, Dirk (#58) way to raise the bar.
65. kbb - July 15, 2009 2:03 PM
Pic #3 looks like her "dick in the ass" face
66. Trish - July 15, 2009 2:04 PM
Jon Gosselin is living off the sweat of his kids and his wifes back, he's a punk at best, perhaps thats why he's attracted to that exact type of THING. Doesnt matter how bitchy she was, he used her to get what he wants. He's mentally only a teen, which is why he's attracted to a 15 year old in a 23 year old suit. Nothing like new money trash times 2.
67. Barry - July 15, 2009 2:19 PM
Where can I find an easy drunken whore like this. It's porn movie makin' time, me thinks...
68. Andie - July 15, 2009 2:37 PM
Ok, you know she's just using him to try to get famous because no matter fug-a-ly her face is or HOW much of a whore she is (clearly pretty whore-y from these pics), she is a young woman with a hot body.
Young women with hot bodies DO NOT I repeat DO NOT nail tubby 32 year old funny looking men with EIGHT KIDS and a soon to be ex-wife with an axe to grind because they're ATTRACTED to them.
It just doesn't happen. This nasty whore will get a reality show on VH1 with all the other nasty whores and then she (along with the general public) will forget that Jon Gosselin exists.
Meanwhile, Kate will likely date someone with some moniker of fame and continue to be fairly well-known.
I also predict that Kate will not be seen smoking blunts and acting whore-y on the internet.
69. hollywood_hillbilly - July 15, 2009 2:39 PM
Douchey, isn't that you in pic #1 with the hoodie? Looks like you are taking a wide stance as usual.
70. april - July 15, 2009 2:39 PM
this bitch is just what that dickhead deserves
71. mindy - July 15, 2009 2:44 PM
That tree pic is the fucking funniest shit ever.
72. iguessKatewins - July 15, 2009 2:45 PM
#45
#54
#58
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants at my desk
73. ellie - July 15, 2009 2:48 PM
they are pathetic couple....the gf looks like 40 years old,damn she is ugly
74. norton - July 15, 2009 2:58 PM
At first blush I considered Pic #1 and #3 as a possible candidate for "Hot Chicks with Douchebags".
Then I realized that perhaps I was too quick to judge them....
They are in fact better candidates for "Chubby Mildly Attractive Dumb Cunts with Douchebags."
75. Valerie - July 15, 2009 3:04 PM
My kind of girl!
Classy is overrated
76. ROUGH daddy - July 15, 2009 3:21 PM
Oh look, Backwoob Bitch is here! wait? somewhere theres a bathroom stall missing a receiver...
77. anon - July 15, 2009 3:24 PM
she looks like every other trashy dumb slut on facebook or myspace
78. mel - July 15, 2009 3:26 PM
Yeah, smoking makes you look older. A wrinkle-y kind of older.
79. I _See_Smoke_People! - July 15, 2009 3:33 PM
She and her friends look really stupid with the cigarettes. But chicks who smoke are a proven 40 percent easier to bed down. One day, when all the smoking bans are in place, the easy chicks won't be found out until they say "Yes....YeS...YESS!!" in the middle of a dinner or something.
80. Mitch Haase - July 15, 2009 3:48 PM
I used to bang Hailey and use her like a shake and bake bag.
81. Harry - July 15, 2009 4:00 PM
this is the epitome of but-her-face: she's young, has a decent body, so you could probably have a pretty good time for four hours, if you can ignore anything above the neck.
82. monty - July 15, 2009 4:16 PM
LOL at sexytime with plant!
83. Albin Bainbridge - July 15, 2009 4:18 PM
@ 47
Gosh, you got us crazypants. Truly we are the losers, not this worn-out busted-up whore with wannabe gangsta friends who is having sex with a fat, balding 32-year-old father of eight. Man, you burnt us so hard.
84. lauren - July 15, 2009 4:43 PM
wow... can you say white trash. Poor kids now have a mother with a backwards mullet, a tool of a father and a trashy loser whore. now the show will be good.
85. what? - July 15, 2009 4:44 PM
What a total fucking skank....yeah Jon, great pick for your children's future Stepmother.
Jon is a nasty piece of garbage - he truly does not give a shit about his kids. To hate Kate is one thing, but he is going fucking crazy with the stupid "rebel" wardrobe, the skanky piece of shit girlfriend and vacationing as far from his family as possible. Jon you are vile and are the worst "Dad" in the world. Maybe you should keep it in the pants on this one, fucker.
86. what? - July 15, 2009 4:45 PM
#47. crazypants
You're a total moron and it's not even worth it to tell you what I think of your post.
87. Jennyjenjen - July 15, 2009 4:50 PM
Shocking display of plant abuse.
88. Bee - July 15, 2009 4:52 PM
I just think that JON left his wife for a piece of SHIT. I looks like she like too party just like CASEY ANTHONY, So Kate, dont leave your babys with this bitch and dont trust Jon taking the kids with her. She looks evil. I wish for Kate the best and dont take JON, back after he's little bitch dumps him. JON, shes just a 22 year old bitch. JON, just remember what goes around comes around. Just think about your 8 childrens they come first then that BITCH... Kate dont think the world is over you have 8 wonderful kids to live for and I think as a mother you are doing a wonderful job dont give up.
89. Bee - July 15, 2009 4:52 PM
I just think that JON left his wife for a piece of SHIT. I looks like she like too party just like CASEY ANTHONY, So Kate, dont leave your babys with this bitch and dont trust Jon taking the kids with her. She looks evil. I wish for Kate the best and dont take JON, back after he's little bitch dumps him. JON, shes just a 22 year old bitch. JON, just remember what goes around comes around. Just think about your 8 childrens they come first then that BITCH... Kate dont think the world is over you have 8 wonderful kids to live for and I think as a mother you are doing a wonderful job dont give up.
90. Jennyjenjen - July 15, 2009 5:00 PM
@88-89 Good call on the Casey Anthony thing.
91. Jack - July 15, 2009 5:01 PM
Skank
92. carrie - July 15, 2009 5:08 PM
jon needs to grow up and take responsibility kate did not make these kids alone. jon kate may be agressive in her demeaner but thats only because u acted younger than ur eaight year olds.
93. t - July 15, 2009 5:17 PM
jon must have a penchant for fugly girls with bad hair
94. Shannon - July 15, 2009 5:21 PM
Way to go Jon, you have moved up in the world!!! Hope Kate gets to keep control of the cash, cause you won't have it long, hanging out with drunken, drugged out, chain smoking chicks like the classy one you've hooked up with. I always, from the beginning knew you were a loser, and you just keep proving me right. When the fun runs out and you are too old to party with the twenty something crowd, which in my opinion you are right now, don't bend over buddy, we can see your BIG BALD spot, what will you do? Kate will be doing great, with her eight, and you will still be a loser. If you keep it up, your children will lose all respect for you, why don't you lose the ciggs, they make you look like a jack ass. Go Kate!!!! Bet we never see Kate looking as classless as you. Loser!!!
95. Shannon - July 15, 2009 5:34 PM
Anybody think her breath stank???? Pot, ciggs, booze. Wonderful combo of exotic scents. To go along with the lack of sense that Jon Gosselin has. That boy has completely lost his mind. What a little money does to some people, so much for staying out of the lime light. Kate will be much better off, just wait and see, and I'm guessing, when she starts stepping out, we will be impressed and Jon will be depressed.
96. Sandy - July 15, 2009 6:00 PM
What a scumbag!!!!
97. what? - July 15, 2009 6:01 PM
I think that Bee 88/89 is on to something....
Maybe Jon is acting like a total douche bag to get out of any parental duties and responsibilities or child visitations in the future. He is probably doing this because he never actually wanted kids (beyond Maddie and Cara).
- Skanky ass nasty ho girlfriend(s), check!
- Rebel without a clue clothes and bike (without safety gear), check!
- vacationing as far from the family as possible to prove that I don't give a shit about my kids, check!
- moving to NY to make sure that, in case of emergency, I'm no where near close enough to help Kate with the kids, check!
- douche bag tan, check!
- hanging around with college kids even though I'm in my thirties, like a total perv, check!
- refusal to grow up because Kate has my balls on her dresser, check!
Yeah, Jon Gosselin....you're the biggest fucktard of them all..and that says a lot!
98. Frank - July 15, 2009 6:21 PM
That chick is just gross. Kate may have been bitchy, but at least you didn't have drape a flag over her face and fuck her for old glory... i'd be scared to nail that for fear of my johnson falling off.
99. UnkleFester - July 15, 2009 7:44 PM
If she smokes, she pokes. Dirty little whore.
100. barroom hero - July 15, 2009 8:08 PM
WHiSkEy - TaNGo...
101. thatnose - July 15, 2009 8:16 PM
you would think if her father is PLASTIC SURGEON he would help her out with that FACE.
102. truth - July 15, 2009 9:35 PM
seriously, this guy has been bossed around by Kate for years and put up with her controlling mean nasty ugly ways. The poor guy has just been released from jail. Kate was so mean and self centered. The poor children have a mother who is so money hungry. Instead of stoping the show and focusing on the family the money mad her totally materialist. The kids would have been better with two people who worked together and loved each other than her being demanding and controlling, just pushed him away... believe me the money can't replace having two loving parents. poor john and his kids... hang in their jon....
103. Ann Panol - July 15, 2009 10:19 PM
I sure as hell wouldn't let this skank around my kids....what a role model. What's she going to do teach them how to roll blunts!!!
104. Ann Panol - July 15, 2009 10:19 PM
I sure as hell wouldn't let this skank around my kids....what a role model. What's she going to do teach them how to roll blunts!!!
105. method man - July 15, 2009 10:54 PM
She looks like she just got done cooking up a batch of meth in her double wide.
106. what? - July 15, 2009 11:15 PM
#102 Truth
I see what you're saying, but it doesn't matter what 'Hell' Kate put Jon through....he's a Father first and he's ignoring his responsibilities and setting a shitty example for his children. I can't stand Kate and I completely think she drove Jon to divorce, BUT....he is a lousy Father - could you imagine if a "Mother" acted out like he is doing? She'd be burned at the stake!
Nope, Jon does not deserve sympathy at all...he's a douche bag...he's the KING of douche bags!
107. hamper_lint - July 15, 2009 11:24 PM
I feel awkward being white ....
108. Jay-Gee - July 16, 2009 1:42 AM
Jon Gosselin deserves a punch in the face. He really needs to man-up. It's like, no dude, you're not gonna magically go back in time and relive your 20s just because you made some serious poor decisions, and are trying to get out. Grow some balls.
And that skankkalishhh.... for Jon Gosselinassholeprick this choice of broad should not be shocking anyone.
109. Katie - July 16, 2009 4:12 AM
Wow, this girl is a real class act. I guess she's succeeding with what she wanted, even though she's a total laughing stock.
Although I always hated the show, I at least had some sympathy for Jon. Now I realize what a total tool and douche he is! These people are all fucked.
110. allix - July 16, 2009 8:13 AM
my girl had sex with her in a gay bar bathroom at college. she is a lesbian, 100 percent. shes doing this for fame/clothing line startup and i doubt shes even so much as touched jon gosselins penis. i think her dina lohan esque mother is behind all of it anyway...f-ing pathetic
111. Rhialto - July 16, 2009 8:24 AM
She's just acting like any average girl of her age.That doesn't make her douchy.But it's pretty sad to take a ride on Jon Gosselin's back.
112. so what - she is young - July 16, 2009 8:25 AM
you are all ugly nerds with no friends. 47 was right.
113. Julie - July 16, 2009 9:38 AM
#12 - fucking hilarious.
114. Chupacabra - July 16, 2009 9:55 AM
@110. allix -
Wow. If that's true, it's pretty impressive.
115. wtf - July 16, 2009 11:18 AM
Yet one more worthless POS that justifies the people that hate America.
116. lol - July 16, 2009 11:38 AM
"you are all ugly nerds with no friends. 47 was right"
translation... I act just like that waste of life, worthless white trash
117. Vanessa - July 16, 2009 11:57 AM
I think Kate's controlling ways was for a reason..look at him..hes acting like fkn child now! Dating another kid just like him. What good is this chick is his life? She has no class and she doesnt give a rat's ass about his 8 kids. He belongs in Kate's jail..hes outta control with this hoe its not gonna help. LOOK AT HER!!! TRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... at least Kate has 8 kids and no matter how controlling she is, she does care for those kids!
Jon's sucha loser..this is making Kate look GREAT!!! thats the truth. He looks like a middle aged man going threw mid life crisses with this cheap sh!t hes dating.
118. young and fun - not white trash. - July 16, 2009 3:07 PM
116 - it is okay to be young and have fun. if you had friends you would know that young people like to be silly and get drunk while they are still young. even smart people with good education do this - i am sure you could find facebook pictures similar to these on a Harvard student's page. you are just a loser who sits at home by your lonesome - like the rest on here being overly harsh... after they have just commented about feeding from jessica simpson's breasts. fat ugly freaks with no friends.
119. Tucker Jay - July 16, 2009 3:26 PM
Uhm. I go to a part school, I am 19, I don't drink and have NEVER touched drugs. I don't regret my choices either.
She just wants money or some shit.
120. DCLeisurist - July 16, 2009 3:40 PM
Are those pink panties in pic #8? And you say she's not classy. She's wearing underwear, what more do you want? She's practically like the Monopoly man and Mr. Peanut had a skanky stoned jizz-hopper.
So cute!
121. anonymous - July 16, 2009 7:27 PM
wow she is ugly. too bad she can only teach one class a time. I bet the parents will clamor for a chance to hand their kids over to this loser
122. alex - July 16, 2009 7:54 PM
silly mortals and your continuing lack of understanding the very real appeal of a girl who takes it anal and a women who is anal.
The yoger and dumber they are the easier it is to illicit random acts of sexual freedom without waiting for "the right time"
apparently no one actually reads cosmo
123. JoefromBensonhurst - July 17, 2009 5:47 AM
I respectfully disagree with 47 and his/her supporters. You don't have to act like a trashy, coked-out dumbass to have a good time in college. I had a lot of fun - more than I can remember - but I guarantee you I never once humped a potted plant.
I've only seen the show maybe twice, but I get Jon's need to relax after living with someone who treated him so bad. Still, this doesn't seem like such a step up. I seriously hope the man's had his shots.
124. dontlooknow - July 17, 2009 9:23 AM
So Jon...feel like a ass yet?
125. Jackie - July 17, 2009 1:35 PM
Oh man I can't get over how fuckin' NASTY she is. GROSS!!
No wonder Kate was controlling. She had to be.
126. K - July 17, 2009 1:43 PM
Jon's a loser!
127. pollly - July 17, 2009 2:31 PM
I personally believe both of them need a shrink. What a terrible thing to bring all those children into the world, use them to make money then make fools of Yourselves publicly. You are both losers, they should be setting examples for their children. Jon you really down graded to a slut. What future do you have with her except satisfying your sexual drive?? Your both discusting. hope the series will not continue who needs to watch a couple of phoneys playing house.
128. pollly - July 17, 2009 2:31 PM
I personally believe both of them need a shrink. What a terrible thing to bring all those children into the world, use them to make money then make fools of Yourselves publicly. You are both losers, they should be setting examples for their children. Jon you really down graded to a slut. What future do you have with her except satisfying your sexual drive?? Your both discusting. hope the series will not continue who needs to watch a couple of phoneys playing house.
129. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx - July 17, 2009 3:16 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
130. ZANNA - July 17, 2009 3:29 PM
Had anyone notice this piece of crap 22 your old piece of S@@T looks alot like KATE
Only Kate not a slut
They need to work this out he need to recall why he loved kate & what the hell he is doing.
TYes kate bully him at time.
Why is that because he acted like a child most of the time.
he lost his job.
She did a hell of a job fo those 8 kids
I hope she find happiness. Becaue he is a LOSER
& I hope the public who pick on Kate so badly realize now its him.
& his new SLUT
131. Elise - July 17, 2009 4:30 PM
Uhm....WOW! That girl is busted. What a fool. She looks completely ridiculous. She's probably not even embarassed, lol. She's a doctor's child, no less. Way to go parents.
132. Barbara - July 17, 2009 4:37 PM
Why would Jon want a woman with her reputation and low morals around his children? Also, how can the producers allow her to be on the program with small children? It doesn't make sense to me. Kate needs to stand up for her children and not allow this woman to be around them. Teaching them unmoral things. If this is ok with Jon, then he deserves what he gets. This proves to me that Kate has a reason to have the attitude toward Jon, in being mean or whatever you want to call it. Kate is being there for her children while Jon is out having his jollies with young women with bad reputations , instead of being there for his children. If this woman is allowed on the show with these children, then yes the show needs to be cancelled. I liked the show, these children are wonderful and should not be subjected to people like these in these pictures. If she is allowed on the show I wouldn't be surprised if the ratings drop. I and others I know will stop watching the show if these people are allowed to be on the show with these children. If they are allowed then I think a Judge should step in.
133. Doh! - July 17, 2009 5:09 PM
If John wanted the opposite of Kate, ummm... it looks like he got it. Talk about one hot mess.
134. Jackie - July 17, 2009 6:37 PM
Unbelievable. I knew he was stupid but I didn't think he was this stupid. Whoever said Kate's attorney is eating this up is right. These kids should never be around this skank. Oh and btw, i haven't read the word douche so many times since like the '80's. It must be coming back like cool and dude and groovy :)
135. Barbara - July 17, 2009 7:14 PM
Why would Jon want a woman with her reputation and low morals around his children? Also, how can the producers allow her to be on the program with small children? It doesn't make sense to me. Kate needs to stand up for her children and not allow this woman to be around them. Teaching them unmoral things. If this is ok with Jon, then he deserves what he gets. This proves to me that Kate has a reason to have the attitude toward Jon, in being mean or whatever you want to call it. Kate is being there for her children while Jon is out having his jollies with young women with bad reputations , instead of being there for his children. If this woman is allowed on the show with these children, then yes the show needs to be cancelled. I liked the show, these children are wonderful and should not be subjected to people like these in these pictures. If she is allowed on the show I wouldn't be surprised if the ratings drop. I and others I know will stop watching the show if these people are allowed to be on the show with these children. If they are allowed then I think a Judge should step in.
136. zorkin - July 17, 2009 10:12 PM
ur all bloody pathetic, every person commenting in a bad way on this fotos is a fucking nerd, and has never lived life, because these fotos dont do nothing less than just show reality, and as always, america sucks anyways....u bloody cunts"
137. ClericRiff - July 17, 2009 10:28 PM
I think the biggest evidence of her stupidity is not the pictures themselves, but the fact that she posted the plant one herself. If that was me, no matter what state I was in when it was taken, it would NOT be on my facebook...
138. JimBim - July 17, 2009 10:36 PM
What a friggin PIG! I hope for your sake Jonnyboy that this Skank Ho at least swallows, that is if she doesn't puke all over Mr. Johnson before she pays the tab for her rise to fame!
I hope you're up to date on your shots Jonny!
So who is more desperate? Her or him?
139. JimBim - July 17, 2009 10:43 PM
#136 Zorkin... Uhhhhhh Zorkin??? Oh I get it! Dumbass!
140. john gaysellin - July 17, 2009 10:59 PM
Ugly stupid bitch. The pic with the plant bothers me the most. No respect for life - I got no respect for her trailer-ass-fat face. She is not cute - just a stupid bitch. John looks SOOO pathetic in all his pics - poser dork in his T-shirts and double dorky earrings - he sucks ass - and his bitch sucks mega-ass. Kiss off, losers.
141. deedee - July 18, 2009 8:49 AM
A one armed blind deaf midget would be more of an upgrade than that creature seriously whats with the eyebrows, fantastic role model for the 8kids eehhh jon who knows's if the girls spend enough time time with her they could aspire to be just like her.
142. Jaclyn - July 18, 2009 11:12 AM
Wow!!! What a winner! Good job Jon! Because THAT is someone I want around my 8 small children! What a wonderful role model. And if I was Kate, I would NOT allow those kids around this chick.
143. spinal - July 18, 2009 11:42 AM
Did people see her 'possession of marijuana' mugshot from the other day? I saw that, blazed up a bowl in the safety of my private residence and thought, "who is stupid enough to get charged with possession of marijuana these days?"
Oh yeah, people who are also stupid enough to ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED HOLDING WEED and LEAVE THE PHOTOS ON FACEBOOK. That's like Stoner 101 shit, dumb silly slag.
144. ETphonehome - July 18, 2009 11:54 AM
Come on..She's the perfect post divorce fuck for a balding, pudgy, half chowmein idiot with 8 kids and a bitch ex wife..What else is going to score without having to pay for it?..Besides that I hear she's into chicks..Bet chowmein never got any 3some action with Kate..
As a 39 year old pig I'd eat that ass and wipe afterwards.
145. WhysoUgLy - July 18, 2009 12:36 PM
She's butt ugly
146. ew - July 18, 2009 1:02 PM
rode hard and put away wet...
147. booya - July 18, 2009 2:23 PM
Can you say GUIDOOOO
148. Jenny - July 19, 2009 1:17 AM
DRUGBEAT LOSER- and she's proud of it too. She is pitiful.
149. hate stupid people - July 19, 2009 1:49 AM
136 - so you have to deface property and wreak havoc on your own body to live life? I'm up for a few drinks now and then but you're as bad as those you condemn for putting your judgement on people who choose to live responsibly. Being able to remember what happened the night before is always better than a hangover and a blackout of the night before. Stupid asshole. Let me guess - you're a piece of shit too?
150. Shannon - July 19, 2009 5:42 PM
To everyone who thinks Jon got his balls back is WRONGO!!! He just put them in a different woman's bag. He is not capable of being able to think for himself, he is too damn lazy, so now he has taken on the personality of a skank. Congratulations, Jon, you are officially a SKANK, now no decent woman will ever have you, hope you like SKANKVILLE. Kate, don't fret over this loser, you are better off alone. Before long we will be seeing a picture of Jon looking like Gary Busey, with is face down in a plant, keep up the good work, Jon, you are one of a kind, a sea snake has more class than you and your new SKANK of the month. Does is make you sick to see how good Kate looks? Why do you pick such fugly girls, not one so far has even been a 2 on the scale of 1-10. You'd think you might have a little cash to at least pick up a 6, oh but again most decent chicks know you are and always will be a dead ass.
151. Shannon - July 19, 2009 5:45 PM
Just think these are the pictures that were able to be posted!!!! Somebody hold me, not you Jon, I'm skeerd!!!!
152. Shannon - July 19, 2009 5:48 PM
Just think people, these are the pictures she could post!!! Somebody please hold me, but not you Jon, I am skeered!!!
153. AMY - July 21, 2009 2:20 PM
that guy looks like one of the daisy of love guys!
154. qwer - August 20, 2009 12:45 AM
seriously what a fucking whore. she's fucking ugly too