Jul 30 2009Jennifer Aniston's headlights are on and other news

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Bad link for the Twatlight story.

Wrong version of the word "died" (it's dyed, you moron.)

Failpost!

Me likey. Ladies, if you are over 35, then at a minimum, you should look like Jen. Otherwise you must be a fat American ho that got knocked up and let herself go (because your husband is legally bound to you and the kids).

Nippolo! Nippolo! Nippolo! Nippolo!

L'Opera Man el grande stiffo!!!!!

Bitch still got titty hard on 15 years after she started friends

sexy shoes!!!!

sexy shoes!!!!

Something about this woman makes me wanna,

pull out a 16" Black dildo and ram into every oriface of that skanks, until she screams uncle. Then he will finish on her. You know her uncle molested her.

This is so weird, but I swear I can see the image of Tom Selleck's face in her left knee.

Oh, and high beams are cool.

Nip, nip, nip, nipples!!! I see NIPPLES!!!

Wow, as long as I have a mouth, Jennifer Aniston, you will always have a willing candidate to suck your ... Nip, nip, nip, nipples!!! I see NIPPLES!!!

Those are beautiful!!!

Jennifer Aniston has nipples?! Whoda thunk it.

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Ahhh - she can still get my 'ol babymaker up and ready to roll....good job, Jen!!

Return of the fake nipples! Must be a desperate day for Jen.

Psycho chick and the falsy nips.

You could hang wet towels off those things.

Fantastic job with these, though it's a pity her hair is so fucked up..... but it did take some time to relaise that..... those rock hard buds are so mesmorising.

Push the little daisies and make them come up.....
Push the little daisies and make them come up.....

Oh look the I got to get a fake boyfriend nipples so I can front my next movie.

Jen's talents and only reason for popularity are showing. Stop trying to shove her down our throats as some sort of legitmate "movie star". She was on Friends, chicks dug her hair and the guys dug her nipples. That's it, end of story.

Lol some of you want to have your way with Jen's falsies. Those should come with a disclaimer.

Desperate much.

So, according to Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigel has said some "batshit crazy" things? I've read some of the things she's said and it looks to me like she was expressing her *opinion.* Is she supposed to only say completely agreeable things about every movie or TV show she's ever done? Is this the 50s? Is she Doris Day? No. Seth Rogen sounds like a dumbass.

So, according to Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigel has said some "batshit crazy" things? I've read some of the things she's said and it looks to me like she was expressing her *opinion.* Is she supposed to only say completely agreeable things about every movie or TV show she's ever done? Is this the 50s? Is she Doris Day? No. Seth Rogen sounds like a dumbass.

Shes only fooling men. This is very desperate. I understand why she is considered the most desperate women in Hollywood.
I think that's why G Butler and Brad Cooper didn't want to date her. She just reeks of desperation.

This is why I lost respect for her. She has to resort to this or she will not get any attention. Women with real talent don't do this.

What a sad women. After she trap a man with this, how long do she think she will hold them. May be that's why she keeps getting dumped.

What a sad women. After she trap a man with this, how long do she think she will hold them. May be that's why she keeps getting dumped.

I don't give a shit how old she is...she could be 90 for all I care...I'd hit that like Ike hit Tina all day!

Megan fox may be hot.... overrated.... but hot none the less, but she sounds like a real BITCH

courtyardpigeon just be sure you are not shock when there are no nips when she take those things off. I think you got a good chance with Jen. I hear she is very accommodating. Give her a call.

ooo I see tom selleck in her knee too!! very observant. Wonder whose images are in her other body parts.

I would take Megan Fox hot young pussy over this old hag any day.

Since the other guys went running from her I got to geuss girl here won't move her ass in bed. I can't stand a bitch that won't move her ass in bed and lay there like a cold fish.

Simply pathetic - Jen has to know that at her age - 40 - a sex tape is the only way she can compete with kim Kardashian and the younger party slut crowd.

Will somebody please just fuck her into oblivion already?

Then we can sleep in peace.

That is all.

she may be fucking crazy but id pump her all day and night

10. BodyForWife...you must be sick in the head. Anyone with half a brain can tell that's Wilford Brimley...

Sheesh!

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Seth Rogen probably ought to keep a dick in his pie hole so he can't put his foot into it. Katherine Heigl shits out more talent daily than he'll ever have.

Even if she had no talent, she is beautiful enough that she could carry a movie by simply wandering around naked.

I suspect the line to get tickets to see Seth Rogen in the buff would be pretty fucking short.

...and now you know...the REST of the story.

She looks like a man and it's just getting worse as she grows older.

I don't want to sound like yet another hater, but she is gaining a bit of weight in her thighs. She never used to have those extra lbs there... I would still spread them legs apart and right that love tunnel like a bucking bronco, yeeeehaw! And my tongue is stiff just thinkin' about lickin' any one of her 'fun holes'.

I'll fuck her into oblivion for you!!!

Why are people saying her twin pacifiers are fake? Id say those are between frigid and cold maybe she needs a sweater...

Will this bitch just get her Playboy pictorial over with so I can die saying I've finally seen it all?

Those shorts are a clam shot just waiting to happen.

Thank you for this

I'd give her a 10 on the Bangability Scale.

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i love jen!!!! i want to be her bff

Nice legs for an old lady. The nips, not so much. Old ladies should keep that stuff under lock and key.

#3 -- I think that was some wishful thinking that sneaked in.

Years of seeing a shrink and she is still crazy as a bed bug.
Rough daddy go to your nearest Victoria Secret store and they will show you what Jen is using to make her nips stick out.

I think the men should stuff a big sock and put it in their pants then walk around town like she does. You would get a lot of attention from the ladies but just like Aniston when you take your clothes off nothing will be there.

Jen is a beautiful woman, but I think the public disdain comes from her increasingly pathetic attention-seeking behavior. If she dressed and acted her age, and showed some class and privacy in her dealings with the press, she could easily find a successful man to settle down with.

Instead at 40 she's still walking around dressed like a trampy 19 yo, in booty shorts and no bra, running around with younger playboys, posing nude on magazine covers and whining to the press for sympathy every chance she gets. She just doesn't act like wife/mom material. Grow up, Jen!

Yeah, what spinal @ # 52 said.

She's great, good for her. She needs to get pregnant, then she'll finally be happy. christianmarriageusa.com

I love everything about Jen. Her hair, her body, the sexy way she dresses, her sense of humor. The one thing I do not like is her constant need to talk about a dead relationship--or any relationship--with the media. Just do what Clooney does and never comment. Ever. People can make shit up, but we all KNOW it is made up since he never talks about it himself. Might be too late for her, though. But I am tired of celeb whining Heigl style, and TMI sharing lie others do. Just look good and shut up. That is how we really like you celeb tpes.

She has an aversion to bras or something. Great legs, though.

@52 & 56

She IS wearing a bra. Jennifer has always had massive super-hero nipples. She could fight crime with those things. They are always on and are not fake. You can look back through photos of her career and those nipples have always been there.

@32

"...Megan Fox hot young pussy..." ???? You are kidding right? There is nothing young at all about Megan Fox's pussy. That pornstar that gangbanged 1000 guys....that's probably Megan's pussy......times 10. You never see her carrying a purse....you know why? She keeps it in her oversized cunt.

I would easily pick Jennifer Aniston over Megan Fuk any day.

She's my type and I so want to be those shorts she's wearing. Would love to toss her salad all night long! And of course eat the magic box...

She's always got 'em on, NO NEWS there. She'll be our generation's Goldie hawn, another nip-flasher.

She's always got 'em on, NO NEWS there. She'll be our generation's Goldie hawn, another nip-flasher.

She's always got 'em on, NO NEWS there. She'll be our generation's Goldie Yawn, another nip-flasher.

I am sure Brad misses that hot little lady from time to time. Angelina has the body of a boy. Jen has a woman's body. Oh well, he is stuck now.

Was Jennifer Aniston thinking of me? Or was it something else?

She's all excited here and isn't even running.Is this called a public ovulation?

Is she looking for a save place to lay her eggs?

She needs to get laid quick! Where's Brad Pitt?!

66. Nero -

She has been saving herself all the time.

#42 those are fake rubber nipples. you can buy them. there all sorts of tricks of the trade.

Jem
need them nibbled on? call me!
sincerely,
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Jem
need them nibbled on? call me!
sincerely,
bubby fat zzoozzoo jammitinya agag whipitout fufu

This mentally ill fool is crazy. I thought she was in therapy for many years. I guess that didn't do any good. I expect psycho here to come walking out with her underwear out side of her shorts one day. Apparently she has no one to tell her any better since she surrounds herself with a$$ kissers that will not tell her the truth because her people should have told her long time ago to stop putting on those fake nipples.
Seriously this maybe why men keep dumping her a$$.
I am sure Brad Pitt is glad he don't have psycho Jen. Same thing for B Cooper and G Butler. I know Cooper and Butler are so sick of psycho chick lying about dating them. Psycho chick here don't have one shred of dignity left.
She is just desperate.

Fake nips for sure.
She needs more hair in her face or better yet just go get a paper bag.
Women have been fooling men for years of course Jen would try this desperate act. She is not manless for nothing. Men don't like fake women.

Jus get pregnant already! - bbwdatingsingles.com

the fact that Jennifer Aniston can't keep a relationship with a guy for more than a few weeks leads me to believe that she has some serious issues.

You know she twists those things a few times to get 'em standing up before stepping outside.

I just love to see those erotic nipples . They are so arousing. I mean the nipple look through t-shirt is turn me on . Aniston has got so sexy body. Thanks for sharing her photographs.