Jul 6 2009Jenna Jameson in a bikini


Here's a post-pregnancy Jenna Jameson relaxing over the weekend with Tito Ortiz, and I can't tell if these pics are hot or the most depressing thing I've seen in days. I mean, on the one hand it's Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On the other hand is... surprisingly not my penis. Huh. Figured there'd be more of a reflex action, and I'm pretty sure if Jenna read this she'd burst into tears. Don't blame yourself! (Completely.)


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Looks better with some curves. Doesn't appear TOO skeletal.

no thanks.

WTF - how do these celebrities do it?? FML, FML!

disgusting

She looks like a mom from northeast Philly; menthol cigarettes and tattoos abound

gross.

We always have videotape, DVD's and web porn to remember her by. There is no aging there.

Anyone remember the early ones? She was covered with "love" in some of those.

Good memories...

I hope she dies of superAids

"I mean, on the one hand it's Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On the other hand is... surprisingly not my penis. Huh."

Classic.

Why is she taking pictures with Kanye West's ex-girlfriend?

At least she doesn't look anymnore like the rotenning corpse she used to be a year ago or so. But yeah, we pretty much lost her.

I love how her bathing suit bottom seem to disappear into the gaping holes that reside between her legs....
When she spit that baby out it must have blown the doctor down and then bounced off two or three walls before coming to a complete stop.

Thanks Jenna for giving me the O' face for all those years!!!

#10- Why is Tito Ortiz dating Kanye and Chris?

@10. FAIL

what is the big deal with a bikini when she has done years of hardcore porn. It's like we are staring at the wrapping paper after we have already opened the present.

"on the one hand it's Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On the other hand is... surprisingly not my penis."

AHAHAHAHA -- such a way with words, hilarious.

#14 - I guess central booking gets out early on Monday, danielle... the only thing here that's a "FAIL" was your parents attempts at children that are both attractive and intelligent.

I am with you #15.

I can pop open another tab and show this whore gobbling on knobs like a starving homeless woman on a free corn dog.

I wonder if she did preggo pr0n? Are we going to be seeing a new video here in the near future?

What is up with porn and tattoos? I think there is an opportunity for tattoo free porn out there.

It's weird, when I enlarge the thumbnails I smell rotting tuna and fermented semen. Also, that overwhelming smell when you come back from vacation and somebody forgot to flush for 7 days.

@17. ummm, no sir. i'm straight sexy.

i believe it was YOUR parents who failed their attempts at sucking you out of the womb with a plunger before the world got a look at your grotesque appearance.

tsk tsk. such stupid rodents. i wonder how many people you make vomit everytime you step outside your trailer??

Hey danielle @22
I think we can all agree that the only women who say they're "straight sexy" look like what you see when you click on my name.

@22. I think we can all agree that the intended phrase was "i'm not ugly" and the previous phrase was meant to be "sarcastic", at best. run along.

I think we can also agree that there is no way in hell I'll be clicking on that name of yours, for fear that your special ed school i.d. might pop out and choke me through the computer.

she looks semi normal but i cant help but think after the sun and fun
all 3 went home for a threesome
i cant ever imagine her living a normal life.

Tattoos suck!

Tattoos suck!

I don't get it...rather than have her when she was young, fit, attractive and sporting a super nice rack he gets her when she is stretched out, saggy, old and nasty...

How can he not be pissed that thousands of dudes wore out his bitch while he gets the shit left over at the end?

I know I sound cold...but this shit just does not make sense...love can't be that irrational

Danielle, danielle... You really should consult with a team of experts before attempting humor. How was your holiday weekend? Throw some Spam and Wonderbread on the "grill" (stove) again? Banana and mayonnaise sammiches all around!

I'm kidding, of course. We all know Spam is, how do you people say it? "Maaaaaaaad" expensive, yo... It always amazes me how you moneyless fucks can be so obese.

I'm surprised the thesuperficial guy isn't jerking it to Tito.

Fucking faggot.

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she looks different without a cock in her mouth.

You can tell Fish pissed off some Republicans when comments like #29 pop up.

Now someone explain to me why Tito let Jenna get cellulite...

pic 11: "Fuuuuck, I can't believe I procreated with this whore!"


what woman's breasts get smaller after giving birth?

Eeeeww is all I've got to say ... too much surgery, including gross cheek implants, and too many ugly tattoos. Blick.

@24 LOL I thought the same thing! I mean sex can't mean too much to her now. I'm not hating on Jenna though, she was pretty smart with the marketing, and creation of her name brand in her bizz.

tattooed skanks - WTF - why do women think these things look even remotely attractive

her pussy is probably like the containment tank from ghostbusters

@29

Go home Perez

Did you see the size of the sand bucket that she had to get for her enormous baby, just look at picture nine of her blonde baby in the polka dots swimsuit, the size of the baby and the size of the pail, both are disgusting. These people are freaks, I tell you, freaks.

MILF.

# 38
hahahahahahaha that's so true ;D

Is that a tranny?

That is Janice Dickision ! not Jenna Jameson

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She isn't even That old.

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I now undestand quite well why she ended her ADULT-MOVIE-CAREER.
..................my penis refuses to become a stiff one, folks!!

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That's Jenna Jameson?

What happened to the porn star hair and the horribly oversized implants.

She doesn't even look like the same person.

i dont care, shes good at blowjob !!!

And to think how many gooey loads have been rubbed out watching her videos. Sad. Just so sad.

What a used-up old slut. Still, at least she never did n1ggers.

I wonder why the paparazzi who took this photo thought that it would be newsworthy. She was a pornstar.

Half the internets has seen here more naked than this, and has seen her being covered in Man-gravy numerous times. so why should we care about this?

hmm. it would bring up interesting conservation if anyone did see her on the beach.... "Hey Jenna! I have seen videos of your vagina and anus being banged! how are you?"

Tito Ortiz! What was she thinking?
Look at that fuckers idot look, he's got to have meatloaf in that 5-gallon head of his!

@ 56 -- ROFL

She looks like a used up piece of trash.

It amazes me that people talk about her like she is some goddess. She is a slut that has had more semen in her than the fucking navy vessel.

what a role model for her kid- suck alot dick and be a star like me.

Every woman on here is reeking of jealousy and bored enough to talk crap about a porn star. A good man once said,"The only people criticizing sex, are the ones no one wants to screw in the first place."

61. Wrong! You cant hide the fact that she was a smoking hot pornstar and now shes looks like a trailor trash ex stripper ho.

u stupid ppl she jus had twins she looks gud,she dosn wanna luk like a porn star anymore becoz shes not doin it any more,ur ritein bad coments cz ur jelous she had a job she liked made more muny than you is happy in luv and has 2 perfect babies,were u sad ppl probly dress ur dogs n pretend ther babies,get a life loooosers

I wish I could look like that after giving birth to twins.
The only thing I can say is that againg women shouldn't darken their hair, dark hair makes wrinkles more pronounced, and from that angle, she looks like Janice Dickinson.

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