Jul 15 2009Jayde Nicole in a lettuce bikini

lol @ respect

yeah...ppl respect girls with twat tattoos

What's the lower piece of lettuce covering? Her VEGina?

I'd like to eat thats vegan's roast beef.

i am surprised brody jenner is dating this piece of trash.

or maybe i'm not.

Well, I've got my masturbation material for the afternoon. Wish me luck!

Sexy. But what's wrong with her eyes??

Hey, I've always been a vagitarian...

How come Peta never invites the public when they are slaughter ing puppies and tossing them into trash bins? Peta never wants us to know the cool stuff they do....

I'm sure the feminists (which make up 80% of PETA) loved this one..

Babies do come from the cauliflower?

I love the "respect" tattoo right above her snapping gyro. Believe me, I would give her tight tunnel of love every single once of respect found in my jackhammer.

Is she missing a couple inches of ass crack?

i agree, her eyes are lopsided

i agree, her eyes are lopsided

She looks asian and her nose looks fake too..do not find her face attractive. weird eyes..

She looks asian and her nose looks fake too..do not find her face attractive. weird eyes..

Speaking of Vag, did she show any in her PB lay outs, I wonder...

Im loving pic #8 with her right deflated ass cheek with the cellulite. But I dont recall asking for my buns to be flat when I order my meals. How the hell is this cumdumpster a playmate of the year? I've seen clowns that do a better job of putting makeup on their face than this one.

Fuck PETA. They're one very small step shy of a terrorist organization.

And "Go Veg?" No thanks. I'd rather go Vag.

Hypocrites!!!

hypocrite
–noun
1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

Another case of butterface.....
WTF is wrong with her face? She looks retarded.
Guess she's great if you put a bag over her head.

@19
Hit the nail on the head there Dave.
Screw PETA, they need to be shut down.

How the hell did she become playmate of the year? She looks like she's trying to become the bride of Wildenstein. Did the judges not get past her tits?

She's got a pig face and weird ass... yes very weird just look at it all hanging there like two curtain with no shape... it's all... back and then curtains... anyway I guess most guys are staring at her fake tits and her Vagina Signpost Tattoo.

I think she has a great body but yet shes not very attractive. She has a white trash crazy girl vibe going on behind that fake smile.

What I love about these hollywoods celebrity fucktards is that they believe anything an organization like Peta tells them. Thank God Hitler wasn't born there.

Weird face!

haha! she could have a cabbage patch baby (that wasn't very funny, i know :P)
but she really does look weird! Her eyes are doing the Paris Hilton thing.. but she looks worse, if that's possible!! What has Playboy become??? Another non-nudity tease (it was almost that to begin with!! ! One issue back in 98 only had ONE set of tits!! And that was in an ad!!!!!!) with ugly reality skanks. As for PETA, there are several other organizations that treat animals humanely without being utter douches.. I'm vegetarian(for the ethical reason... I actually loooooove pork and chicken.. but alas, read of the horrors they go through before they make it to your mouth) but for fucks sake, PETA is crazy.

She's kinda got this Bjork thing going on in the face. Elfy eyes for sure.

I don't care. I'd still put 16 ounces of throat yogurt down her gullet....

.

I hope they dont throw away that warm secretion on that lettuce afterward, put it on ebay or something. I hate to see food go to waste....

Pam Anderson: "I'd rather go naked than be a Jew!"

Reporter: Isn't it true, Ms. Anderson, that Jew's are being slaughtered by the millions?"

Pam Anderson: "Nuh - uh. the Nazi's gave them all time shares in a far away island made of chocolate and lollipos. Hitley told me so!"

yeah I wonder if they told her they euthanize 25,000 adoptable animals in there care every year. Cute little puppies and kitties not livestock like what hotdogs are made from. No because PETA are like a giant orginization of parents wose motto is "do what I say not as I do"

She looks like the wax statue of a beautiful exotic looking girl that was left out in the sun a little long.

this is so dumb!!!!

@31...go back to the asylum

Laughing at #19, who is terrorized by girls in bikinis who like to eat vegatables.

When does PeTA celebrate "National Domestic Terrorist Day". You know, them being ardent sponsers of domestic terrorists and all.

Nice lettuce cups!

She looks like Joan Rivers daughter

That girl is in desperate need of some steak, or a hamburger or something to put a bit of meat on her bones. Her legs are like sticks, her ass is nonexistant and her tits are fake. Gotta be the most pitiful Playmate of the year I've ever seen.

YAY Fish! Kudos to you for liking veggie dogs--hot dogs are NASTY

Average looking at best and a whore on top of that. BTW who the hell is that cunt?

WTF is up with her face? She makes Chloe wazzhername (Olivia Newton John's) daughter look normal.

She makes Octomom look like a babe.

One way or another she WILL be eating meat. Some nice tube steak smothered in white cream nut sauce.

Hillshire Farm, Go Meat!!

lol @ all these keyboard warriors calling her ugly

She looks really crazy, crazy eyes and everything. I'm sure she regrets getting that tattoo. I thought it read 'teapot," which would be about right. Hopefully, she can tattoo over it and make it look like my moustache, now that would be cool.

Beautiful.

Bad butts.

another example of the aging hef's disabling advancing state of blindness.

That's not even real lettuce, were they expecting killer bunnies to show up? Too bad. However, her friend seems pretty adept at ramming a wiener down her throat.

She really does have a pig face. Maybe she was once was a pig eating lettuce during a nuclear war. Then this happened!!!!

Playboy? Seriously? Those whores are BEAT.

buttaface!

I had a boyfriend once that had a vintage playboy collection, and all I can tell you is that either women have gotten a lot uglier since the '50s, or only the ugly ones are now in Playboy, and the good looking ones can all find better paying jobs.

since when did Playmates start having tats that say respect on thier pubic areas? Seems more like Larry Flynt or Bob Guiccione material than Mr. Hefner.

Stupid Pig-Elf. Elfing Elf-Pig. Oink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has a tattoo of the word respect above her vagina?

Stay classy Jayde.

What the frig is wrong with her face? This chick makes a living off people looking at her?! How?
P.S. Fuck PeTA up its ass.

Are we supposed to like what we see? Me thinks not!

I just vommited in my own mouth again.

Those eyes are too fucked for words.... well except for these few i let go with here.

Brodi...... quit banging this retched skank and give Audrina another run for her money.

ps - I can't bat off to these at all...... my penis knows what it likes and this certinly isn't IT....!!

Gotta love it when the 'celebs' come out into the sun. It shows EVERYTHING. Can't hide the cottage cheese, moles, razor stubble, and other imperfections. They're used to heavy makeup, camera filters, Photoshop, and multiple printings to reduce clarity and realism.

All about RESPECT, huh?

That close up shot of her belly/crotch looks like she's 78.

"respect" tattoo on her gunt? Bwaaaaaaaaa!

This is a nice photo of the "Respect" tattoo if you click on my name.

Does she have Downs syndrome?

Brody......you could do so much better.

She was on the radio today.Shes fucking annoying also. I would prob do Spencers sister if this bitch couldn't shutup for 15 min.

hahaha, you're funny Mr. Superficial.

she'd be a lot better with a bag over her head. yeah Hef is nuts for making her PMOY. she looks like she has Bell's Palsy.

This chick is the ugliest PMOY I've seen! Her body is awesome but her face is weird looking. She is a butterface for sure!

Is swallowing considered to be vegan ?

How is she actually considered pretty?? Her body isnt even anything special or even nice for that matter??

Vegans ARE sexy! Cruelty Free FTW!

"Respect." It's a reminder for Mr. Hefner to show her some as he hauls his sad wrinkled bulk up on top of her.

You're a fucking pig dog whore.

Respect..?? Respect my massive cock as it pounds your flabby arse biatch..!!

Peace out niggaz.

all the more reason to eat my GREENS

all the more reason to eat my GREENS.

all the more reason to eat my GREENS.

Its nice that she is serving up some cottage cheese on her butt along with the lettuce bikini.

Lol - I thought that was Bjork at first glance, with those crazy eyes.

Are these chicks suppose to be ugly or something? rightttttt

her tummy is so big

#12 - i was totally thinking the same thing about missing half a butt crack, i thought maybe i was insane... but it seriously is missing... check out the other chicks butt, she has a full crack... something is terribly off about her butt, crack! ha.

What a sorry excuse for an set of asses... and I mean PETA and those two beeotches.

Plain lettuce sucks. I'll splatter some dressing all over those cups.

FUCK PETA

Playboy, just because the economy is in the shitter doesn't mean your standards have to be. You're suppose to be the best of the best - do better.

this is so sad. she is doing the job of a lunch lady, in a bikini. it just looks so desperate. "ooh, pose for the camera, look like you're about to serve the guy behind the camera a hotdog, ooh perfect", you look like you were slapped in the face with a frying pan. 15 minutes up yet?

Way to go, Hugh! Now, Jayde, I'm gonna break out the salty beef frank, full of all those nasty free radicals and nitrates, baby. Open up, 'cause I'm gonna split your bun with my foot long! Yeah, relish it! Bring a Dr. Pepper, 'cause sex makes me thirsty.

"I had a boyfriend once that had a vintage playboy collection, and all I can tell you is that either women have gotten a lot uglier since the '50s, or only the ugly ones are now in Playboy, and the good looking ones can all find better paying jobs."

translation..."Im jealous fat and ugly"

You could land a Cessna between those eyes.

@55 Agreed.

I don't find her overly attractive at all. Would I hit it? Sure. But I'd also hit a lot of things. And I have pretty low standards. That said, my Sears catalog just arrived. See ya.

Is it me, or does she look like Joss Stone (esp. in pic #10)?

Wow, her face is ugly. How in the hell was she PMOY? Hef has lost it completely. Oh wait, she was the only one without any self respect and boned his old nob to get he award. Silly mistake.

# 91 -

Guess what, I'm not jealous, fat, or ugly. So, poop on you, and I've got a secret tattoo that you'll never see.

BAH! playboy picked her? I thought they picked pretty girls?

Sexy curves!

Looks like Brody Jenner likes to screw things with wonky eyes.

I kinda skimmed, but has no one said... I'll take two... hold the lettuce!
?
Well I did!

This is a great cause and a great girl. It seems that a whole bunch of ignorant people have only negative things to say, but I say: thanks to Jayde Nicole and others like her for promoting healthy lifestyles and for showing people another way to help keep our planet green. Love Jayde Nicole!

her eyes are crooked and she got a nose job that is too small for her face and makes them look worse. i guess they let anybody in Playboy now. and i would be shocked if that women could be that thick eating vegan!

I don't understand why any chick would want to be in Playboy (or to wear lettuce, or date Brody Jenner without first bathing in penicillin) - but I respect the ethical treatment of animals and everyone else, including Playboy bunnies with uneven eyes. Only a prick would mock someone for something they can't control. Don't think she's pretty? BFD. Look at someone else.

Since when to they let people with Down Syndrome pose for Playboy?

Lettuce rejoice to the awesome-ness of that last pic

(beating off furiously until I am blind, or at least need to wear glasses)

Wow people on this site are really racist - Jayde Nicole is Canadian not Asian - I think the girl who started this whole down syndrome thing needs to go back with the skin heads where she belongs

I still can't believe she was crowned Playmate of the Year. No wonder Playboy is going out of business. What happened to all the classic beauties they used to feature?

@ 106: What doesn being Asian have to do with my down syndrome comment?

BTW: She was born in Scarborough - THAT explains a LOT!! LMAO

I think you need to go back to school where you U belong.

ARMY GIRL @55...we should date.

Seriously though, yes, without extensive make up, good lightnig, and the miracles of air brushing most playmates now are so-so at best. Or complete losers scratching around for some kind of fame. Jayde Nicole is the worst in a long while. NOT PRETTY AT ALL.

Regrettably, Playboy still works out for some of them...Jenny McCarthy's set for life after meeting Jim Carrey and Jamie Pressly would be another not so pretty girl with a nice ass trying to make it in this world if not for PB. And then there's Brande Roderick (who allegedly fk'd Hef) who is was on 'Celebrity' Apprentice.

PB was going downhill when that Teri Weigel was PMOY (she became a pornstar). I met her in person at the airport...she looked nasty upclose. Bad complexion and totally shopworn even then.

I don't know if you meant it the same way - but the people on this site have been saying Asian people look like the have down syndrome - this was directed at Kelli - i guess U might be a girl too - but who knows and who cares. But if you hadn't noticed all of the slanty eyes comments then I guess someone didn't pass reading comprehension.

So maybe U should read more closely and U should actually read other people's posts and U should actually get your head out of your behind

Looks good to me!

I've got the perfect "dressing" for that lettuce...

all I can say is YUMMY!

Yummy!!

Is it me or does she look like Joan Rivers with black hair? Where did she get her plastic surgery done? I would ask for my money back.

#1 put it best..... who gets a tattoo on their vag that says respect???? And yes she has a very fugly face.

#1 put it best..... who gets a tattoo on their vag that says respect???? And yes she has a very fugly face.

She wears suede and leather for sure and drags a leather Louis Vuitton purse around like a gold digger's security blanket. Either she's a major hypocrite or she thinks the LV's stamped all over her favorite bag stand for "Loves Vegetables!".

At this point I don't even care what she looks like. Her soul needs a makeover. She's a leather lovin' Peta puppet(there's gotta be some hypocrisy in that). Oh and she hates rudeness. Says it's the worst. Then by her own standards she's the worst. Hmmm, tough to love a self-loathing hypocrite.

Only 2 great beauties from Canada ever graced the pages of Playboy. The late Dorothy Stratten and a pre-plastic surgery/pre-petri dish lifestyle Pamela Anderson. Jayde's fellow playmate of the year Shannon Tweed, while much prettier than Jayde(even now and that says a lot) was never as lovely as Dorothy or Pamela.

Appreciation for beauty is hardwired into the human brain. Infants can differentiate between pretty and fugly. Facial symmetry is a huge part of what we're naturally programmed to find beautiful. The left side of Jayde's face is 1/2" to 1" higher than the right. It's clearly visible from every angle. It's a scientific fact that a woman whose face is that unsymmetrical is unattractive even to infants.

She's downright fugly. That's okay though because most men's eyes don't venture any higher than a woman's clavicle.