Jul 29 2009Imogen Thomas swimming topless

I think I just came a quart.

That's right.

first!

Those are fake, and not very good fakes at that.

the ugliest fake boobs ever... How can you have fake boobs and they still sag?

the ugliest fake boobs ever... How can you have fake boobs and they still sag?

Wow its about to get sticky in here...Im waving my white flag to sillycone if they are I dont care....

i hate when boobs get that concave curvage thing going in between them. tori spelling has the worst case yet.

She needs a lift, they're sagging already

I hate store bought titties . . . don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck the shit out of her, but I'd still be hating them titties (in my mouth of course) . . .

Gravity sucks...

How much more obvious do you have to be? Look up narcissism and I ensure you that a picture of this bitch will be there.

That said...I would hit her like I hit yo mamma last night.

Those are f**king awesome tits...You fake boob haters are all old, fat bastards that sit home and wank off cause you can't get a woman, Fake or Not...

Since when can beggars be choosers?

damn, are those things under her arms when she's not squeezing them together? awesome how silicone makes for an unnatural gap between those things. Oh well, a titty is a titty is a titty. More!

Ass or it didn't happen

Just went six to twelve in nanoseconds. B(o)(o)B overload.

#13 Yes, I'm old (not fat), have a woman and I too hate fake boobs. Especially when it is so great to wank off on my my wife's big natural tits. Get yourself some real boobies you youngsters!

NOMNOMNOM

You know whats frustrating about real big boobs? theres a big belly for support...

all those haters of fake tits would would titty fuck the shit out of those in a second. Just imagine your wad between them suckers with some KY. DAMN I just came

looks like someone drew cartoon boobs on her

@19: My sentiments EXARKTLY!

She's f*cking beautiful. I luv to bury my cock between those tits

This is the Bobster's take on fake boobs: You're better off with nice, small boobs than huge freaky looking ones.

Not to mention the vast difference in how they feel.

Bob likes great, natural boobs; not something he could throw together in his toolshop with a Black N' Decker and a couple bags full of jello.

im glad those aren't mine.

In love with the superficial writer. AARP.
She's super hot btw.

Why does she have a chest cavity lookin' thing between her breasts? Can't these plastic surgeons do a better job?

Omigod! I was going to get on here and say I was goin' spank the first person who knocked on those boobs!

Looks like I got alot of spankin' to do...

Those are fabulous - who is saying they are saggy? Breasts should sag a little - they don't bolt on. Walk by a girl that has a little bit of sag like that - those tits move back and forth - like a pendulum... hypnotizing...

It's obvious that I am a boob man... well, ok, and an ass man - among other things...

If those are the boobs that come with gov health care, count me out. Imagine how fucked up the surgeries where appearance doesn't matter must end up.

April you're a pig. Glad you aren't mine!

I think she's hot! I'd suck on them titties :)

Z list Welsh girls on the Superficial, never thought I'd see that but I like it.

A pair of natural 34 D's without a gut to match would get so many negative comments on this site because silicone is everywhere. I don't have a problem with a flat chested woman being able to buy boobs but I don't like how distorted ppl's perception of breasts are now, thinking that 2 round balls of silicone that don't move are perfection. This girl's boobs look great- natural or fake, they aren't saggy.

She was in a home made sex tape released years ago which you can probably still find, it would have been good if her moron boyfriend knew how to hold a camera and turned some lights on.

damn thoose things look awful. Total crap job, you think these rich Hollywood type could afford better boob jobs.

Best post ever.

Out

@36 "rich Hollywood type." lol she was on Big Brother and went on to run a salon in Cardiff.

Hmm, nice.

Thanx, Fish.

nice scars lady.

I don't care if this makes me "that guy", I would so hit that. There are advantages for both real and fake boobs. Real ones feel better, but you can do more freaky stuff with fake ones. I guess the only way to please everyone is to find the median between the two, i. e. Christy Canyon.

I don't care if this makes me "that guy", I would so hit that. There are advantages for both real and fake boobs. Real ones feel better, but you can do more freaky stuff with fake ones. I guess the only way to please everyone is to find the median between the two, i. e. Christy Canyon.

Sorry for the double post... or am I.

Douchie, that is disgusting, nobody cares if Larry Craig and Mark Foley are on their way to your place so the three of you can work on your wide stances.

Hmm....looks like implants above the muscle. I guess they look nice (all boobs look the same to me - I'm a girl). Nice nipples - guessing that was genetic, not surgical.

How is she a model??? She doesn't appear to be too thin. She is more Kim Kardashian than Miranda Kerr, that's for sure.

She's an ex big brother housemate,

Yummy nipples

SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT...omg SQUIRT oh oh...... SQUIRT..........

Oh wow! Fake boobs. How exciting....bags of silicone tucked under the skin. What a turn on!

And that's why fake tits are crap.

i dont care how fake these look, i'd chomp on them any night c;

#13 I'm a woman with natural D's actually and I hate fake tits. Carmen Electra has the only decent looking ones.

Her tits look like water balloons.

funny how chicks with fake racks love to flaunt them at every opportunity, while girls with legit, awesome racks are comparatively sheepish

Those are awful fake titties! WTF? If you are going to hang around with your top off, at least have the decency to have good looking boobs.

Now I need another shower.It was worth is!!! It's like a snow globe in here!

Besides being sexual objects, boobs are for feeding babies... all this modifications women are making on their bodies could have bad consequences in humans in later generations.

Never heard of her but I wouldn't mind ejaculating in her anus

Yeah, the pic of her in the glasses is a bit of a fookin turn on. Very solid work superficial. You'd been slacking lately with Goesselin posts and the like, this is the type that will earn you stripes!
The Rake
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As the saying goes "If I can touch 'em, they're real."

They're OK for fakies. I actually like the wee-bit o' sag and the size. The main turn-off with them is the little tiny "man nips/areolas". YUCK!!

I want to go to there.

I would fuck her so hard for 2 minute... 3 if she didn't move! all I can say is NICE!!!

thats exactly why I don't want fake boobs, plastic sacks that you can see hanging off her chest

Men who complain about boobs of any sort are queer or actually women. I would LOVE to see the type of gals you all can pull...I'm sure they're amazing.

Boobs are usually a good thing. Who is this person? I could Google her and still probably wouldn't know.

Fake ! Teardrop-shaped implants that were placed waaaaaay too low ... that huge gap is always the dead giveaway ... as in Audrina Patridge ... still trying to decide if Kim Kardashian's are real ... what's funny is that they think placing the implants low will make them look real, and instead they look like hell.

Bowling Pin Tits.

Kim Kardashian= obviously fake.

When fake boobs look this bad, it's probably a sign that the owner of said boobs should have left well enough alone.

They are real if I can touch them.

#61,
You fucker. I didn't see your post. Now I feel so cheap. And stupid. I hate fake tits. A fake personality I can handle, but not fake tits.

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Mmmmmm........

..............................YUMMY!

Very, VERY, nice to see some nachruhl sweater buddies.

..........................I don't have clue who she is, but she's a damn tasty dish indeed!

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Mmmmmm........

..............................YUMMY!

Very, VERY, nice to see some nachruhl sweater buddies.

..........................I don't have clue who she is, but she's a damn tasty dish indeed!

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I would pump my schlong between those beautiful orbs until it exploded a load of cream over them. I would then work her honey hole!

tons of wrinkles around the eyes, but not TOO bad for a 40-year old...too bad she's only 26. uggh.

I wanna B my L all over her T's

Those are some of the most obvious implants I have ever seen.

REFUND GAP

Of course they are fake. Anyone with boobs that big would also have giant nipples, the size of teacup saucers. So What, Who Cares!!! Her body looks amazing, but those crows feet have to go. She needs to get some Botox ASAP.

Freakish looking, awkwardly placed, surgically inserted, inorganic foreign objects inside the human body = NOT SEXY

Ohhhh THAT'S right #20!! Only OVERWEIGHT females can have larger natural breasts. *doink!* Idiot.

I would bet money all the people that are saying that her tits are ugly have some nasty tits themselves or girlfriends with some nasty old stretch marked floppers...For the possibly one of you that is the exception..I apologize......

Hey #21. Big Daddy...

Of course we'd fuck her -- tits, ass, pussy, or mouth. Hell -- hands or feet, for that matter. We're not stupid. Or dead. She's a really beautiful woman. And she'd remain a beautiful woman regardless (or maybe in spite of) the size of her tits.

But I, like a few other posters, prefer naturals. Yes, I'm old. I'm fat. But that doesn't mean my appreciation of pretty ladies is in any way warped. I just come from a time when silicone had industrial uses, not medical uses.

I'd love to see Imogen with a *natural* set of C's, B's...or even A's!

As I've always said and I'll say it again.. Fake Tits or Not, If I can touch them..then they're real.

Me likey!

@84 Well I have perfectly nice, natural, medium sized, perky boobs with cute nipples, so I shall take that apology, and I shall then wipe my fundament with it.

Fat thighs.

Gee Fish, slow news day, huh?

Whoa, I clicked on the pics and thems some ugly fake tits. Point more at the floor than granny tits.

#88,
Will you marry me (I'm down on one knee as I type this)?

Those are ugly fake boobs. Yeah, I'd probably be a fake boob hater on principal, but even for fakes those are not impressive.

I think her breasts look great and she looks hot.

I think her breasts look great and she looks hot.

@29: Chaz... A man after my own heart. Well stated!!! And I second the 'motion'.

@8: yo -- Are you an idiot? That curvature serves two purposes, and both are some of my favorite activities. Titty F'ken and motor-boating.

These are some fine udders, whether they are constructed by the higher power or man made. My schlong started stirring just looking at them.

Udderly Fantastic!!! Boobalicious!!! TITantically epic...

Sexy and wild??!!
Are you the hot cougar hunter on __Agelover.c om__? the place where all hot Ageless singles meet, mingle and more...?/

I know a perfect way to keep the Guinness warm.

Kinda getting tired of fake boobs, actually. REAL ones are surprisingly pretty nice, I hear!

GROSS

Fuck fake titties.

She's not even famous in Britain!?

I don´t know her

fake tits or not, I'd let her blow me.

Disgusting plastic vomit.. so not hot..

in the first pic, couldnt tell that they were fake or not. although id never get a boobjob..mainly because they feel SO fake and you have to keep getting them redone (not to mention serious complications). she has an excellent surgeon that did a nice job. Stop hatin', shes got a bangin body and you know it

Anybody can make out that those are fake!

She contracted swine flu while on this very vacation.

Youre saying I dont have 20/20 vision ms watermelon?

Why do women with implants show off their breasts so much more than naturals? It should be obvious -- They paid for them. It's human nature to show off something you paid a lot of money for. Flashing rings, showing off cars, outfits, etc. Breasts are clearly no exception. Women with natural breasts just see them as exactly that, breasts - functional (sometime bothersome) objects that are just... there.

yawn.
nice place to park the bicycle. get on your bikes and ride!

nice tan, nice rack, fit body...this is definitely feel good news!...I know I got a good feeling in my pants!

Well she leaves nothing to the 'imogenation'...

Come're wettie wot say lets go for a truck ride...

What kind of a whore prances around a hotel pool topless, posing and preening the whole time. I would say she could give Jordan a run for her money in the skank department. Someone needs to put this slutty bitch in her place and deflate those tits.

What kind of a whore prances around a hotel pool topless, posing and preening the whole time? I would say she could give Jordan a run for her money in the skank department. Someone needs to put this slutty bitch in her place and deflate those tits.

hai dorito baybeh!

'imogenation' - hoooo! sharp as a tack, you is.

truck ride eh? you mean riding... in the truck? ok sure. mmhmm. where we going... funky town? shazam!

Uh, why am I reminded to check the air pressure in my truck's tyres when I look at this tart?

Yep funky town! ;)

is the lurve shack in funky town?

Was this Imogen chic in a Morrissey video?

The lurve shack is anywhere we are, baybeh.

Universal Health Care certainly did destroy a number of societies behind the Iron Curtain years ago, and has proven to be disastrous in Britain, Canada, France, etc.

The oppressive tax burden kills opportunity for all, with governmental control raising the costs to all, while the quality of care suffers.

Nothing is 'free', and socialist-communist style collectivism never brings a utopia.

The oppressive nature of massive Government Collectivist efforts, always builds an elite class in government, cements economic classes, grows waste-corruption, crushes incentive, ruins growth, encourages dependency, lowers the quality of life while raising the cost of living (which burdens the poor the very most).

Just look at the disastrous efforts of the Democratic Party in CA, NJ, LA, MI, etc.

The Superficial is cool, but off hand comments about 'universal care' is rather silly.

Having lived in France, and a few other alternatives, as well as the USA's Free Market system, the US is a far more healthy arena for all.

Fashion is not reason and basis it seems...

Time to check with reality.

bleh. her boobs curve inwards at the top like a balloon full of water sags. not a good look. and i think it's safe to say the NHS didn't pay for her boob job, she must've done that herself. shame she didn't go for a bit more natural looking size.

Sorry, but these snaps just helped me rub one out. Is that so wrong?

To all the wantabe big ass fuckers out there. Who the fuck cares if you want to put your wang between her breasts? As if you had a sliver of a chance. All you boys are stupid immature geeks and no woman would ever let you cream her hole. Be careful your mama's don't peek at your computer and see the trash you're writing or she'll take your toys away.

To all the wantabe big ass fuckers out there. Who the fuck cares if you want to put your wang between her breasts? As if you had a sliver of a chance. All you boys are stupid immature geeks and no woman would ever let you cream her hole. Be careful your mama's don't peek at your computer and see the trash you're writing or she'll take your toys away.

@124 Freebie

Then..can I put my wang between your breasts and unload sticky goodness onto your face?

@88.. Post Tits or GTFO.

That's MRS. to you....Rough Daddy. Nice..uh..lion?

Yes Lion! did you know putting your myspace to private is rude?

wow, she needs her implants re-done. May I suggest under the muscle. They look horrible

I like her! she is gorgeous! - christiansinglesdate.com

i dunno dorito baybeh. i haven't seen many morrissey vids.

youse right. anywhere is lurve shack if we make it so.

xx

uuuhh!

x. x. x. x. x.

Fucking gorgeous!

The answer to: "What do you get if you put softballs in a pair of knee-hi hose and super-glue them onto your chest?"

Oh..is my Myspace private? I'm so sorry...

That rack looks perfectly fine to me HATERS

A bony flat chest with two grapefruit halves at the wrong position with a huge gap between them.
That's the damage done by all these idiots who want BIIIG boobs. Cretins. She must have had a perfect body before these ridiculous implants.

No man hates tits, real or fake. Only flaming homos and little boys hate tits.

That isn't swimming, but posing for the camera. Those aren't breasts, but implants. I prefer real women with real breasts and hairy bodies!

Those are some nasty looking tits. She needs to do something about them...stat.

the only unnatural part is that a man wouldn't be attracted to her

i´ll motorboat those funbags in a heartbeat!

it's amazing how many people jump on here to complain about someone's tits as soon as they're posted. i'd be willing to bet those commenting they're fake and ugly haven't seen anything but their hand ever. get a life children.

God, that's a really bad boob job.

Her breast needs support , falling off.

I will catch her breast

I am sooooo happy that all of these small penile-shamed dudes get off trying to pop someones bubble when she is obviously WAY out of thier leauge.

I am sooooo happy that all of these small penile-shamed dudes get off trying to pop someones bubble when she is obviously WAY out of thier leauge.

I like Titties!

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maybe she went in to surgery and was like I really want them t look like an orangutan that's breast feed pretty much its entire life

Why are people so fixated on her breasts? She's got a beautiful face and body. I mean, look at that last full-body shot. That's a pretty perfect figure.

Excuse me, I need some alone time now

She is not bad looking, but doesn't matter about how she looks. She is confident and that is most important thing (confidence). She seems to be a girl who is aging gracefully.