Jul 1 2009Heidi & Spencer are 'End Times' prophets now


After becoming social pariahs thanks to their shenanigans on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here!, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially taken the final dive into full-blown religious hysteria. The two appeared on conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones' radio show where Heidi talked about 9/11, Obama bringing on Armageddon and the evils of birth control. Via Jezebel:

I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick, and I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they'd never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it's just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.

At one point, the conversation turned to nightclubs that are allegedly having customers implant microchips in their hands to have access to VIP areas which, for those who don't know, is what modern evangelicals believe is the mark of the beast:

"You would have to kill me before I get a chip, that would never happen. The fact that people are even already OK with this is sickening, I could throw up right now. A chip? are we dogs? Not even dogs deserve chips. It says in the bible that it's the mark of the beast and that is a sign of worshipping the devil - so over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body. My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me, I will not worship the devil, I will not be conformed to this world, that will not happen."

Somehow I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus spoke about the dangers of microchips. Must've been right after his sermon on the virtues of fake tits, posing for Playboy and drunken gun ownership. Yeah, that sounds like Jesus.

Thanks to Maggie who was, literally, the first person to write me who didn't think I should spread the truth about microchips. Not even joking.


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"and no one will ever put anything in me."

hahahaha.

" My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me"

I knew Spencer was a fag!

first

Haven`t read the story as it`s no doubt shite, but she does look good in a bikini.

dammit

ahahahahhaa.

Goddamnit, Sierra. You beat me to it. I almost feel bad for Spencer, now. Almost. And by almost, I mean not a chance.

I wish the Superficial would take after "E!" and make this a "Speidi"-free zone.

I'm so sick of these two.

enough with these two! the second picture almost made me vomit. her face is so fucking ugly and his pube face isn't helping the situation either.

She said no one will ever put anything in me. I bet she wasn't thinking about when the doctor put those fake tits in her chest

"and no one will ever put anything in me."

so jesus is cool with silicone breast implants then...?

I hope every single girl have a box of the morning after pill in their medicine cabinet...I even do...

speidi, please do the RIGHT thing and leave us in peace. prisonplanet.com davidicke.com

So what did Jesus have to say when you got several plastic surgeries to alter "his" body? Fake tits, yes. Microchips, no.

wish these two would just die already.

the good thing about this whole radio interview is that is just might help to get them ostracised from society. so many famous people deaths this last week (RIP Karl Malden) and yet we could still use two more to make the world a better place

the good thing about this whole radio interview is that is just might help to get them ostracised from society. so many famous people deaths this last week (RIP Karl Malden) and yet we could still use two more to make the world a better place

the good thing about this whole radio interview is that is just might help to get them ostracised from society. so many famous people deaths this last week (RIP Karl Malden) and yet we could still use two more to make the world a better place

It is times like this when I can safely say that I wish Speidi's parents had used birth control.

And that was the longest run-on sentence I have ever seen. Bitch needs to learn to punctuate.

If these two morons are such bible-thumping idiots we can only hope there is a God and he brings them 'home' immediately before they ruin any more of society.

It's a shame on our culture that we even know who these two ass-clowns are.

"my body belongs to jesus christ" and playboy...idiotwhore.

Funny, looking at these pictures, I imagine putting everything in every orifice of her body.

sorry, didn't mean to be a douche put that in there 3 times. I forgot the i at the end of my name.

This bimbo has "Technical Virgin" material written all over here.

(takes out lube in back of 79' Chevy) "No, seriously, you'd still be a virgin"
(blank look across face) "Wellll, ok, just don't tell anyone"
(pumps fists in air) "Sure"

my friends grandma used to talk about that shit all the time. she was from Mississippi. the sad thing is that alot of ppl believe this crap. they''re all being controlled by fear. all the religious hysteria these days is crazy. some poeple are so scared that they refuse to just live life. whats really funny is that ppl will say that sounds crazy but saying that a guy who walked on water, rose from the dead and whose mom was a virgin will someday come back and take all his followers to heaven sounds sane! and so does the possibility that theres some dude in the sky watching us all the time. sorry that this is offensive but that is all batshit crazy talk. to an athiest every religious person seems a lil off.

oh but a boob job is perfectly biblical?! BULL

"My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me, I will not worship
the devil, I will not be conformed to this world, that will not happen."

"...How it devalues women..."

That's like the dude that invented lollipops being concerned with tooth decay...

Can someone tell me why he is always carrying her? Does she have trouble walking for long lengths?

Birth control devalues me? I was under the impression not having babies made me more awesome. Also, I was under the impression posing for Playboy devalued women. Whatever. She embarasses the Christian Community.

I thought they were a sign of the end times.

@25 You seem to know what you're talking about as much as these two dumbasses.

I was thinking today, "Wow, I don't think we will have to hear from these two ever again."

I honestly thought their PR dropped them, or at least hoped so. It was so nice not to see their faces. Now his little sister is whoring herself out, great.

Heidi sounds so well-informed about the population problem. She should go to China and tell everyone to start reproducing as fast as possible, because they're really struggling with a low birth rate over there.

The thing about population control was the dumbest thing I have ever heard someone say. Population decreasing? GOOD! It just sucks that the majority of people who excessively breed are the ones who shouldn't be breeding anyways. So guaranteed Heidi will pop out at LEAST 4 kids.

Hey, Heidi...not letting anyone put anything in you IS birth control.

And I wouldn't worry about devaluing women such as yourself, because we didn't have any respect for you to begin with :)

Twizz

I'd like to put something in Heidi and its got nothing to do with microchips. I'd like to put it in her mouth, pussy, and her sweet asshole and then spray it all over her face and titties.

@8 The Superficial SAID they would stop posting anything about Heidi Montag unless she was in a bikini about a year ago.

Instead of actually doing that, they report every time she opens her stupid mouth and include a picture of her in a bikini. Not really what we were looking for.

If you would stop posting about them, they would go away.

Good luck to you, Heidi and Octomom, valiant warriors in the losing battle to stabilize our failing population. Why is it always these insufferably numb, room temperature IQ cunts who insist on continuing this fine work? ( I feel like God is telling me that the government is behind that too! Yes!)

P.S. "Research" does not mean sitting slack-jawed and wet-brained while some religious whackjob tells you "facts" and then gives you a treat afterwards if you remember most of them. Even devil-worshipping Satan-chipped dogs know better than that.

OMG! I don't know what to say!

P.P.S. Can anyone think of a less subtle way to attention-whore yourself out for a "baby bump" watch?

I wonder is implants could be the mark of the best, too. Come on, they get you into all the best places. Here's hoping that shower gave them plantar's warts.

I'm just going to say it: He is the ugliest person I've ever seen and doesn't even look like he can satisfy a woman. What does she see in him? Although she's no prize... And most women are suicidal on birth control, huh? Ok... Are they turning into Scientologist now? They are worse than Megan Fox. EVERYTHING that comes out of their mouth is the world's dumbest thing. Can someone please "take care of" these two? Maybe one of the NJ housewives' husbands can help...j/k, but really someone should!

How do they not care that they are the biggest joke in the world? Their families must be so proud... not to mention Jesus.

For love of all that is holy please stop posting about these two.

Wow... look between her legs in that first picture.... you can see her pussy!!!!

95% of people at an E! online poll said they don't want to hear about these stupid idiots anymore. And they are keeping their promise. If people don't want to hear about them, why are you still posting about them? I think the only time you should be allowed to post about those two (i refuse to say their names) is if they died of a VERY PAINFUL and SLOW DEATH. Other than that, most people don't even give a rat's ass.

Yawwwwn.....can be get back to talking about Jon And Kate.....

spencer so needs to be butt fucked while praying to his almighty. his wife idiot wife can watch. really...what is up with these two? they are worse than the armageddon.

Perhaps we'll be lucky and these two will decide to join Jesus soon.
After all, we need two more to make it three in July...

I I was giving her a piggy back ride on my shoulders, she'd be facing the other way. I know she's annoying, but damn - I'd like to snack on that little shaved pussy.

I can't wait for the gangbang bukkake video with this tramp to come out.

You know she's a dirty little whore deep down inside....

she needs to shave that thing between her legs.

Oh yeah, birth control has morally corrupted society. That explains why she whores herself out for cash.

It's a pity they are such retards, because Birth Control is one of the shittiest most disgusting things ever invented, and they are right about half of it. But since it was those retards that said it, no one will be paying any attention and think it's the best thing since sliced bread.
No I am not happy about being the only sex to have to take these dangerous pills and be more at risk of breast cancer, and cysts in my ovaries, ectopic pregnancies, suidical depression, weight gain, constant bleeding, acne, dark hair sprouting all over my face and chest, and whatever else they cause that I am pretending to not care about

But fuck off heidi, the world is never going to go for that whole abstinance thing

if she's worried about cancer, then she should lay off the peroxide and stick to her real roots...i'm sure those chemicals have screwed her up mentally. also, she's friggin nasty. even with all the plastic surgery, still looks your average hick from a small town who comes to Cal trying to make it big. go away.

if she's worried about cancer, then she should lay off the peroxide and stick to her real roots...i'm sure those chemicals have screwed her up mentally. also, she's friggin nasty. even with all the plastic surgery, still looks your average hick from a small town who comes to Cal trying to make it big. go away.

Someone needs to murder these two.

Damn, I would SO wreck that chick!
ROFL

She is so nasty, I think I just vomited in my mouth. God she looks pathetic. I just want to rip out her hair extensions and punch her in the face :)

Please please please stop enabling these people - I don't know who they are or what they do other than they are featured on your blog and I only go to your blog for a good laugh and they are not funny.

nobody cares

I wish their parents had practiced birth control or at least stopping idiocy beyond belief control... please let the 15 minutes of whoring out end soon

nobody cares about them.

I agree with Heidi 100% about the birth control thing, but someone should probably make her aware of the fact that those two sillicone discs that were shoved into her chest last year aren't exactly what Jesus had in mind for her body either. Nor is the new shnoz. I'm just saying...

I agree with Heidi 100% about the birth control thing, but someone should probably make her aware of the fact that those two sillicone discs that were shoved into her chest last year aren't exactly what Jesus had in mind for her body either. Nor is the new shnoz. I'm just saying...

I agree with Heidi 100% about the birth control thing, but someone should probably make her aware of the fact that those two sillicone discs that were shoved into her chest last year aren't exactly what Jesus had in mind for her body either. Nor is the new shnoz. I'm just saying...

I agree with Heidi 100% about the birth control thing, but someone should probably make her aware of the fact that those two sillicone discs that were shoved into her chest last year aren't exactly what Jesus had in mind for her body either. Nor is the new shnoz. I'm just saying...

I just don't even know what to say about this. They are just so dumb it hurts.

do tell us what God thinks of breast implants and whoring one's body for money and fame, Ms. Heidi

I find it funny that when someone questions mainstream media they are conspiracy nuts. I don't care for heidi ad spencer but I agree with what there saying. No superficial writer Jesus never spoke of microchips but the mark of the beast is something you will have to have in order to buy sell or trade. Now look at two events going on in the world 1 microchips with personal info allowing to pick up bar tabs are being introduced. 2 countries (japan for instance) are pushing for a cashless society. It doesn't take a genius too put those two things together and assume they may be a food thing. @25 the bible doesn't make me scared of these things it makes me aware. I'm not scared over the carbon tax Obama is passing that will allow govn to control everyaspect of your life and cause the price of goods to sky rocket I knew it would happen even now as most may deny it the bible has made me aware and therefor removed all fear. Anyways my point is maybe they have changed I'm sure slot of the people posting have just as many if not more problems than heidi and spencer do.

damn it fish No more post of miss and mr.douchebags!!!!!!!!!!!

I have yet to see a photo of her where she isn't making that guffawing "hee-HAWWWW" face. Since I've never actually seen her on any of her shitty TV shows or whatever the fuck she does, I imagine that she always walks around like this with her top row of teeth bared, and her jaw jutting out. Eating, sleeping, talking, brushing her hair, all with the hee-haw mouth.

Noone will ever put anything in her huh? What about the director she fucked to get on that god awful show The hills? What about that Whoredy?
These two make me want to vomit my guts out. She should just shtthe fuck up. The ONLY thing that bitch should say is:Yes, I will suck your dick!

Oh wait there's a video right there. Nevermind I'd rather keep it a mystery, and keep on visualizing the 24/7 hee-haw.

Ya gotta give the bitch one thing. Her body is SMOKIN'!!!!!!!!

Only a real dick would go in the water with his shirt on.

I don't know which face I'd like to pummel more, his or hers.

This is crazy- those two are horrible- I cannot believe it!

UGH!

Amen #69 Marc

As much as I loathe Speidi, I don't think she is talking rubbish in this instance.

And Fish, I don't think it's fair to call Alex Jones 'conspiracy nutjob'
I think he's actually more accurate than most Mainstream media.

Check out his website:
infowars.com

Someone should really inform Heidi (and several people who have already commented, apparently) that there are multiple birth control options available...ie condoms. I fail to see how a latex sheath devalues women and causes depression, cancer and sterilization. Hormonal birth control obviously has side effects, which is why there are also condoms. It isn't rocket science people. Oh, and if Heidi is worried about the possible side effects of birth control, I wonder what her thoughts on the side effects of implants are.

But seriously, these two need to shut the fuck up. I like how in the audio she goes off about this being a Christian nation despite the fact that people first came to America to get away from religious persecution... which means that we do not force religion onto anyone. They're so fucking stupid... I would love to be the one to punch them in the face.

actually 9/11 was an inside job, anyone who is smart enough to look at the issue for one second would learn that there is much more than what we are being told. so screw the moderator of this site for discrediting anyone who questions the events of that day. dont be a sheep, research for yourself

They're pretty realistic from their point of view with these 'end times' prophecy.

Who are these two?

Wow. People should stop interviewing and re-printing what these idiots say simply because of the ignorance they spread. Bad for dogs/animals to be chipped? She'd rather her lost puppy gets euthanized because the pound couldn't locate the owner? And don't get me started on the birth control thing. Fucking retards.

"80. Abby - July 1, 2009 7:01 PM

actually 9/11 was an inside job, anyone who is smart enough to look at the issue for one second would learn that there is much more than what we are being told. so screw the moderator of this site for discrediting anyone who questions the events of that day. dont be a sheep, research for yourself"

STFU you vapid cunt. The 'research' you speak of is nothing but bullshit. Its loons like you who buy into any fucking conspiracy theory they can get their fat little snausage fingers on, that look like sheep. Literally, and figuratively, in this case.

FUCK YOU thesuperficial.com

Thankfully SOME PEOPLE GOT ON THEY SHOW THAT ARE "INFAMOUS" or "FAMOUS"

The INFOWAR Movement is Spreading, letting people know even more about EUGENICS, NWO, ILLUMINATI, TREASONOUS CIA OPERATIONS, EVERYTHING is Being Blown wide open

Now this INFOWAR, WILL NOW BE FOUGHT BY By the Newer Generation, YOUR KIDS, Thank SOMEONE, we needed More SONS and DAUGHTERS in this Anti Illuminati Movement

DEATH TO SECRET SOCIETIES

It's easy for anyone to make remarks about these 2. I invite everyone of you to check out the websites infowars.com and prisonplanet.com and find out a little bit about what's going on here in America and in the world. Go ahead and call them names but go ahead and look into microchipping. Check out the documentaries The Obama Decpetion and Endgame. I think some of this information will blow the lid off your head. Don't take anyones word. Look into it for yourself.

www.infowars.com
www.prisonplanet.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1070329053600562261

STFU you vapid cunt. The 'research' you speak of is nothing but bullshit. Its loons like you who buy into any fucking conspiracy theory they can get their fat little snausage fingers on, that look like sheep. Literally, and figuratively, in this case.

Actually, the evidence does point to foul play in terms of 9/11. Its common practice in corrupt governments to stage false flag attacks in order to push their agenda through. (Hitler did it with the Reichtag Fires--blaming a communist for setting fire to the Parliament Building in order to justify suspending civil liberties to protect the common good-meet Homeland Security). I know its hard to accept, but I would watch Loose Change on Youtube before I went condemning others of being conspiracy theory nuts; then you will see we are dealing with conspiracy facts.

STFU you vapid cunt. The 'research' you speak of is nothing but bullshit. Its loons like you who buy into any fucking conspiracy theory they can get their fat little snausage fingers on, that look like sheep. Literally, and figuratively, in this case.

Actually, the evidence does point to foul play in terms of 9/11. Its common practice in corrupt governments to stage false flag attacks in order to push their agenda through. (Hitler did it with the Reichtag Fires--blaming a communist for setting fire to the Parliament Building in order to justify suspending civil liberties to protect the common good-meet Homeland Security). I know its hard to accept, but I would watch Loose Change on Youtube before I went condemning others of being conspiracy theory nuts; then you will see we are dealing with conspiracy facts.

@86 I think you need to stop believing everything you read on the internet - please go and join these vapid idiots, they're laughed at for a reason and I think you just proved it.

"NO ONE WILL EVER PUT ANYTHING IN ME!!!!"

i know other people already commented about that genius statement, but i just had to quote it one more time. Fabulous!

#88 What the "evidence" points to is an inept government bureaucracy mired down by interagency rivalry and jealousy that didn't catch the FIRST Trade Center bombing until it was too late - and then rolled over and hit the snooze alarm afterwards rather than try to prevent or predict another. It's much niftier to grant the government super-secret-hyperintelligence-mastermind capabilities to cook up a scheme like this than it is to admit we were vulnerable and complacent and got fucked over by a group we didn't think was a real threat. Bush never gave a fuck for the Constitution, any more than Nixon did when he launched COINTELPRO - if you seriously think 9/11 was engineered solely in order to bring about the Patriot Act then you deserve to have this braindead preening Barbie bimbo and her deadweight merkin of a husband as your poster children.

They're total cockbibs, so good luck to you all.

#89 Never do believe everything I read. You could say that for everything: news, websites, newspaper, radio programs. Once you gather information from many sources, through critical thinking you can start putting things together. You know? Or no?

I did enjoy your reaction to my post though. I'm sincerely crushed by your words. Honest.

Easy to insult everyone. Harder to put yourself out there.

Good day.

Yikes. It is the End of Days and these two idiots are the First Sign.

Good fucking gracious.

I love that the first thing she thinks of researching is NOT what it does to her body and how it makes women temporarily infertile, but the person who invented it... Right, because Viagra came onto the market because researchers were TRYING to make a boner pill...nothing in the pharmaceutical industry is haphazard. Of course.

I also enjoy all the raving secret society and other half-crazed conspiracies that were motivated by, ready for this?, a dumb blonde with verbal diarrhea and a propensity for uttering the name "Jesus". If this is what sparks you to talk about the injustices of the world (and, ironically, not the injustices that continue in say, Darfur, or Tibet), you have zero credibility. It's like saying something's true and citing the movie was based on the fact.

@89 hey do you happen to be a fat Asian guy with no life? You sound a lot like a guy I know.

Actually there is a difference between random websites and newspapers, one has to account for their mistakes, and gets paid to do I don't know actually research. If you'd like to read the Wall street journal or the Economist you'd realize that there's nothing behind your theories which basically consist of Obama not being from America ...Oh no!!!

And since you did respond, sorry to have hurt your feelings!

Oops sorry I meant @92!

Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

#91 So, its more likely that a rag tag bunch of arabs in the desert could single-handedly infiltrate and successfully deliver a blow the worlds most powerful nation; because "they hate our freedom" than it is for the worlds most powerful nation to orchestrate a false flag attack on it's own shore as a reason to bring in more control, gain capital, and push for world government. Just look at who stands to gain.

So having your breasts sliced on the underside and a couple of bags of silicone or saleen or whatever they use now inserted in them is better than a microchip? Oh ya and all of this pleases Jesus too. You know, getting fake breasts so that you can expose your body more and sell your body to the highest bidder via photography. Yep Jesus likes that. Completely lying about premarital sex, he likes that too. Acting like a spoiled dittzy brat whose only goal in life is to look good, thats one he likes for sure. Oh god I could go on....................even funnier is that Alex Jones just pretends that he doesnt see all of this when she's saying it.

oh please FISH no more of these 2, JUST THINK YOU COULD BE THE ONLY CELEB SITE THAT IS "HEIDI AND SPENCER FREE SINCE..." YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING.

WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!

"...in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth."

Are these two thinking of populating the Earth? Hello, NASA, how much do you want for a one-way ticket on your next space shuttle?

Not a religious woman, but there's a pretty clear allegory in the bible to this.

Being imprinted with an ID number, etc.


Somehow I missed the part in the Bible where Jesus spoke about the dangers of microchips.

here feet look like bear claws in the third pic .. scary

dear al roker, please ask her about the moralities of breast implants.

"STFU you vapid cunt. The 'research' you speak of is nothing but bullshit. Its loons like you who buy into any fucking conspiracy theory they can get their fat little snausage fingers on, that look like sheep. Literally, and figuratively, in this case."

You sound real smart! Sounds like you have really looked into the issue. You are probably some obese disgusting fuck who can't get laid to save your life so you jack off to superficial postings. Go suck Bush's dick and trust everything you are told :)

I never liked Speidi until this interview!

You can listen to the full audio interview at:

http://remixxworld.blogspot.com/2009/06/spencer-pratt-and-heidi-montag-have.html

Or just do a search for it on YouTube.

#91 Unfortunately, that'd have to be "yes". They used our own technology against us, rather than coming up with one superior to ours, and that possibility never occured to anyone. We thought we were too big to fail, and also too big and too powerful to hurt. We learned nothing from the first WTC attack - instead, we scoffed at the terrorist going back to claim his Ryder van deposit and didn't bother translating a lot of Arabic traffic afterwards. Vietnam was over 30 years ago, and because it was shameful we quickly forgot the primary lesson about that war that we should have remembered above everything else. Namely, guerilla and terrorist factions don't come at you with tanks or conventional weapons, and that's what makes them so successful, and so hard to fight. They go underground, off the grid and under the radar in activity and funding, and because we depend on technology for everything, we can't fight what we can't find. And we can't infiltrate them any easier than we could the VC, so we're at a further disadvantage - effectively deaf , dumb and blind. Jihadis are fanatics and idealists, and because the idea is essentially foreign to us, we never understood what true devotion to the concept of a holy war really meant and how strong that determination is - to say they "hate our freedom" is a laughably childish concept of their motives.

So it really doesn't matter how "rag tag" they were because the plan only needed 4 guys out of the bunch to fly a plane for a short distance. We committed the classic mistake of underestimating our enemy, just as we did in '41. A prevailing theory then was that the Japanese couldn't see as well as white Americans because their eyes were slanted, so we had nothing to fear from them as a force - just like you did now with your "rag tag" sneer. We were proved wrong then, just as you're wrong now. Considering how swimmingly the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are going, and how sound our economy is because we've borrowed billions in China to pay for those wars, your "theory" of our achieving "world government" is laughable. Now if the CHINESE were behind the conspiracy it'd at least have some merit as a halfway viable crackpot theory, but as it stands, no.

Sadly, I'm pretty damn sure you're one of the tiresome lot who's also firmly convinced that FDR masterminded the entire attack on Pearl Harbor and left his secret strategy for Bush to find and use in 2001. It's just far more comforting, even tho it's twisted, to think we deliberately destroyed a chunk of our country ourselves rather than admit that the almighty wall could possibly be breached. It's a childlike delusion, like whistling in the dark, and it's one we can ill-afford to indulge in.

#107 Sorry, that's for #99, not 91. And no one "stands to gain" from the misnumbering, either.

I can now officially say for the first time that i am a hiedi and spencer fan! and after listening to the full interview i was quite surprised by spencers knowledge on this subject. Terrible article though. Is it just me or does it seem like all these celebrity "jornalists" are bitchy 13 girls?

captain CAVEMAAAAAN is carrying his daughter, folks?

Nobody will ever put anything in her? She's so full of shit.
So I guess that she doesn't have breast implants and Spencer doesn't have a penis?

@ 111 LMFAO

That's why religion is funny, it makes you look pious and ignorant at the same time...she completely missed the message of christianity on that one

Wow. Never knew how much I disliked her until now. Knew she was vapid and image obsessed, just didn't realize she was on the psycho bandwagon...

"it's just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression"

WTF about choosing how many children you want is devaluing women? Seems it elevates us above sperm repositories on cue...

Want to talk about devaluing women Heidi? Try wearing inflatable bags under your chest, breaking your nose and sucking out body fat at the local doctor, followed by posing like a piece of meat in planned photographs to preserve the 15 minutes of fame as a bimbo retard in image obsessed magazines that are very "of the world" as the fanatics call it. Oh wait...:) As for birth control, I'm thankful to have it. As for Spencer, he's probably very happy knowing he can ditch the condoms...assuming he gets past first base.

Since 85% of women get pregnant in a year without using birth control, we can assume that these conspiracy theorists aren't getting any...

so what I gather from all this chatter is that fake tits and "made in China" are the marks of the beast . . . hmmm . . . there would be truth that silicon implants are the mark of the breast.

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/145515

This is the club they are talking about.

#113 "Since 85% of women get pregnant in a year without using birth control, we can assume that these conspiracy theorists aren't getting any..."

We could even assume there's actually a high rate of miscarriages as the fetuses made an united effort to escape being born to these wingnuts. Either that, or tinfoil hats really are an undiscovered contraceptive!

YES wonderful to Hedi and Spencer. They are telling the truth :D READ THIS.

God may have not said something about a microchip exactly but he is not going to say in exact details what it will be (the mark of the beast)

"I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheadedbecause of their testimoney for Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worsheiped the beast OR HIS MARK on their foreheads or their hands (microchip) They came to life and reighed with Christ a thousand years" Revelation 20:4

I suggest everryone to pull on a bible and read before just not having faith and thinking it is nonscence just because you dont want to belive in the horrible things to come.
Jesus is on his way again and I also will not bear that mark of the beast.

oh and those things you listed about Hedis past are HER PAST in Jesus eyes. He forgives all sins and forgets them from east to west. instead of concerning yourselves with the lives on hollywood you should concern for your life and pick up a bible.

#117-118 - Dammit! I used the Revelations pages when I ran out of EZ Wider, you crazy bitch! But I could swear I saw motherfucking angels... No one told me that shit was true! And I use what's left of my Bible to keep my bed from wobbling because, you know, I fuck a lot...

wow 119 i am not the crazy one. and i as well belong to the Lord and dont talk bad back to you so here i am praying for you. the end.

#120 Ashley, I've told you over and over again no one who belongs to me would indulge in gossip and looking at naked flesh on lascivious display here. I already forgave you 37,978 motherfucking times in a row and told you to go forth and sin no more, and each time you kept on coming back. Enough is enough, you're outta chances. You no longer belong to me, I rented out your ass to Satan in exchange for Micahel Jackson's. Stop preaching here, return all relligious materials and prepare to meet your new landlord. That new mole on your neck? The Mark of the Beast. - aka stage 2 melanoma. Hey, don't say I didn't warn you.

So, for those of you who think the microchipping of the population is nuts, could you tell us what Joe Biden is talking about in this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgcZUIc3oks

How about this? Another conspiracy nut job?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aa3ChGIxP8

"My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me"

doesn't she have implants?

Who cares about who has fake tits? Spend your time on things that matter.
Micro Chip inmplants are on the way that will track you and all your purchases, you basic freedoms are in serious danger TODAY, and you will loose free speech, you will lose the internet, you will loose the right to own a gun VERY SOON if people don't wake up to reality, especially the youth of America. Laws are being passed and have been passed that are totally.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION WAS AN ACCIDENT?
It starts with the FEDERAL RESERVE, which is a private company - nothing 'federal' about it. You should be pissed your federal income tax goes directly into someone else's pockets. The Federal Reserve is the biggest scam in history. Look into it. Google "Federal Reserve Scam" It is NOTpart of the government!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to Alex Jone's show for free. INFOWARS.COM

If you think times are tough now, just wait what happens if you don't learn the truth and spread it. Learn about the totalitarian global government, which is all public fact.

Who cares about who has fake tits? Spend your time on things that matter.
Micro Chip implants are on the way that will track you and all your purchases, you basic freedoms are in serious danger TODAY, and you will loose free speech, you will lose the internet, you will loose the right to own a gun VERY SOON if people don't wake up to reality, especially the youth of America. Laws are being passed and have been passed that are totally.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT?

Experts know how money and economies work, so this economic crash was designed and allowed to happen for a purpose.

It starts with the FEDERAL RESERVE, which is a private company - nothing 'federal' about it. You should be pissed your federal income tax goes directly into someone else's pockets. The Federal Reserve is the biggest scam in history. Look into it. Google "Federal Reserve Scam" It is NOTpart of the government!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to Alex Jone's show for free. INFOWARS.COM

If you think times are tough now, just wait what happens if you don't learn the truth and spread it. Learn about the totalitarian global government, which is all public fact.

Who cares about who has fake tits? Spend your time on things that matter.
Micro Chip implants are on the way that will track you and all your purchases, you basic freedoms are in serious danger TODAY, and you will loose free speech, you will lose the internet, you will loose the right to own a gun VERY SOON if people don't wake up to reality, especially the youth of America. Laws are being passed and have been passed that are totally.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS ECONOMIC DEPRESSION HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT?

Experts know how money and economies work, so this economic crash was designed and allowed to happen for a purpose.

It starts with the FEDERAL RESERVE, which is a private company - nothing 'federal' about it. You should be pissed your federal income tax goes directly into someone else's pockets. The Federal Reserve is the biggest scam in history. Look into it. Google "Federal Reserve Scam" It is NOTpart of the government!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen to Alex Jone's show for free. INFOWARS.COM

If you think times are tough now, just wait what happens if you don't learn the truth and spread it. Learn about the totalitarian global government, which is all public fact.

Wow.... so much stupidity - so little time....

Yay to #79 and #113 very well said! - although I think any condom that Spencer uses ISN'T for birth control...

Y'all are stupid. Heidi and Spencer are losers, but Alex Jones is awesome.

You have to be fucking kidding me anyway. The govt. has taken over the financial system, the entire control of money and credit (since 1913), the auto industry, the mortgage markets, the healthcare industry (already subsidizing 60% of all healthcare expenditures in the country), and became the middle man for anything and everything that is related to energy!!

What the hell? Pray for a slow ease into inflation rather than a crack-up boom, but I wouldn't be surprised.

#125-127 FYI, posting this drivel three times doesn't make it true. Go back to watching The Wizard of Oz and keep clicking your heels, not the "post your comment" button three times.

Just asking, but who would you rather see running the The First Bank of the US - politicians? Or for-profit bankers? And politcial appointees of what party, lending to whom? Given the fact that our previous two government-run banks prior to the creation of the Federal Reserve were shut down by rival-party politics (and were corrupt as well), the fact that the semi-private/semi-public Fed has survived this long speaks to what little stability it can provide vs. the wholly gov 't owned and operated central bank system.

The Federal Reserve was created before World War I, so if you see it behind some dastardly plan to tank the economy a hundred years later, it's moving at a fucking snail's pace. Economist Ben Bernancke believed it was partly responsible for the Great Depression in that it didn't bring the financial stability it promised - yet he's its current Chairman. Have fun with THAT.

Look instead to Phil Gramm's bill that burned down the banking firewalls that were set up to prevent another Great Depression and bank failure. That Reagan-agenda deregulation allowed lender institutions to write sub-prime mortgages to people who obviously couldn't afford them - and some "experts" like Greenspan finally figured out markets aren't instantly self-correcting or self-regulating after all. Oopsie, his bad. You know shit about economics - it's NOT an exact science with comforting "expert" daddies who know everything.

And I'm willing to bet all you understood was "blah blah blah Federal Reserve blah blah blah dastardly blah blah blah experts know everything".

"no one will ever put anything in me"

except breast implants.

hahahahaha... yes I know it's been said over and over again, but it is still funny!

and bringing unwanted children into the world is ok, because birth control is bad...

and bringing unwanted children into the world is ok, because birth control is bad...

and bringing unwanted children into the world is ok, because birth control is bad...

wait..... she said "My body belongs to Jesus Christ, to God alone, and no one will ever put anything in me".... didn't she get breast implants? i guess god is ok with fake titties.

@superfish: Pleaaaase don't do political commentary again. I have tears in my eyes. And, yes, don't pretend you know the bible.

I have gained a bit of respect for these two. I would never take birth control pills, but my guy got a vasectomy. I recommend this to all the husbands out there (keep your wives from cheating with more verile men). I think the pill has caused a lot of harm to women. While there are other forms of birth control, none feel as good as how nature intended. When you make love to create a baby it blows any other sex out of the water! I feel so sad that many women will never be able to experience this. The whole process has been cheapened and teens are pressured into sex.

The Real ID is something we need to fight right now. Kudos to these two for bringing light to this important issue! I don't know about you guys, but I don't like the idea of uncle Sam knowing where I am at any time and tracking my finances. The government will know every single transaction and we will have to move to a black market economy based on tangible goods to pay the babysitter. Taxes will go up and there will be no way to evade the system! I don't trust my government so why would I give it ultimate authority over my life?

138 i agree with you on the governement and with the microchips they are talking about installing in people from birth and etc..they will eventaully be able to track what we are thinking or how to think..we will be the goverments dummys if we allow this to happen. i pray this doesnt happen in my lifetime or my childrens lifetime.

She is right.

I challenge all the people dissing Heidi and Spencer to watch, "The Obama Deception" on youtube.

Then go to:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/13404412/The-Obama-Deception-Guide

EVERYTHING IS DOCUMENTED AND PROVEN TO BE FACT.

Alex Jones predicts 9/11 2 months before it happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Hk1-BpXO8

Our brain is a electro chemical computer and it can be programmed, this is where the TELEVISION comes into play, they call broadcasts "TELEVISION PROGRAMMING" because it truly programs your brain how to think and what to believe, how to dress, whats cool etc., and our gov. knows this more than 98% of America,this is how our gov. got a guy with a muslim sounding name elected in America.TELEVISION:the greatest hynotist the world has ever seen.

THAT "conspiracy nut" accurately predicted 9-11.

2 months before it happened and also predicted who would be blamed for it.

July 27 is the worldwide national fema excersize.

14 countries participating.

The last fema excersize was the same day and same scenario as 9-11.


well thanks alot Heidi and Spencer

i did not like the whole chip thing myself and now i have be put into the same group as you two morons damm it

you know you don't have to be a end times whack job to not want that

1. do you really want club owners to keep your credit card numbers on file

2. thank you you now have given hackers one more way to steal your identity

3. anything implanted can sometimes case issues and i bet someone gotten an infection or an allergic reaction from that

4. who puts it in i hope they have some medical knowledge

5. what keeps it from setting off any other readers like at stores and what do you do if that messes up

These two kooks are doing a great job of destroying themselves. Let the attention whores keep doing it, just PLEASE stop reporting on it! Mr. "I don't donate money I make money" Pratt needs to be shown that he's responsible for his actions and his ****ing mouth.

I'll put $10 on Al Roker in round 1.

While the whole 9/11 thing is crazy, she's actually right about one thing. The human population is actually heading towards a "soft" extinction by the 3000 AD. And if our birth rate continues to decrease towards that of Germany's then the human race could be extinct by 2400 AD. The Scientific community takes depopulation very seriously. In fact many governments have actually started paying women to have children.

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