Jul 31 2009George Clooney's new girlfriend seems nice
Here's George Clooney's new girlfriend 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis who apparently has a deep love for showing her breasts. Even while playing a nun. I love her already. Which is unfortunate because judging by a recent interview , she's in for a world of disappointment with the Clooney. People reports:
"I have now become more fussy about who I date. And in any case my future boyfriend will have to share my bed with [her mini Doberman] Piero, too," she recently told Italian magazine Tu. "Before in love I used to play much more, now I don't want to waste any more time with wrong relationships. I just want someone who can make me find tranquility. I want to get home and find a person who can make me feel good."
Jesus. She's looking for a lasting relationship and thought George Clooney was the perfect candidate? The George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper? Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his tires. Then he balled her up and threw her at the neighbor kid for stepping on his lawn.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of divine nipplegy.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Giggles - July 31, 2009 12:59 PM
Oh Good Lord. George....your taste is really hitting the dregs.
2. bot - July 31, 2009 1:02 PM
woof. total butterface.
3. audrey - July 31, 2009 1:02 PM
She's way too hot for George. How old is he anyways, about 50?
4. Mr. Perfect - July 31, 2009 1:04 PM
She's got that monkey look like all Italian chicks and clearly her best years are behind her, but I'd let her lick my butthole before I shot my load in her face.
5. brad pitt - July 31, 2009 1:10 PM
I guess... if you're into that...
Could use a few more tattoos... and 10 more kids, but whatever floats your boat George...
6. amanda - July 31, 2009 1:18 PM
is she a porn actress? "virgin territory" come on now.....
7. EB - July 31, 2009 1:19 PM
Hmmm...give me a few beers, and I'd sail through her canalis
8. Delgo - July 31, 2009 1:20 PM
Gots them big ravioli/pierogi nipples
9. hammer66 - July 31, 2009 1:22 PM
Fuck you Clooney
10. Josh - July 31, 2009 1:23 PM
Hmmm....Nah.
11. stickkeys - July 31, 2009 1:27 PM
Dude should've stayed w/ that Emmanuelle in Space chick. Although I wouldn't kick this one out of bed either.
12. Sexy Costumes - July 31, 2009 1:31 PM
At least shes not a Las Vegas waitress/hooker like the last two "girlfriends"...
13. e-rock - July 31, 2009 1:33 PM
This chicks body is just not fair. Pure perfection... , but the face... not so much?
14. The Jerk - July 31, 2009 1:46 PM
The photo shoot pic had me sold till I clicked the page and saw the other ones and almost spit out my coffee and gave myself 3rd degree burns on my crotch. Clooney is seriously taking his European Invasion a little bit too serious I think.
15. you guys are retarded - July 31, 2009 1:57 PM
damn, this girl is hott. this girl is the kind of hott where you look at her and go "yeah, maybe if I was, like, george clooney or something..." unless you're george clooney and then you just go "hey, I'm george clooney" and make that stupid smile.
16. Dread not - July 31, 2009 1:57 PM
Tremendous.
17. Eww - July 31, 2009 2:02 PM
Why isnt anyone commenting on her apparent mullet?
18. jon - July 31, 2009 2:04 PM
@ 15- yes, yes, YES! Perfect.
19. Venom - July 31, 2009 2:07 PM
Seriously women, what's so great about George Clooney? I mean, if he was a broke nobody, would he still be so "handsome"? Don't lie to yourselves.
As for the chick... she's ok. Like #11 said: I wouldn't kick her out of the bed.
20. msanders1212 - July 31, 2009 2:13 PM
Man hands.
21. Alli Watermelon - July 31, 2009 2:18 PM
George Clooney is very handsome actually...in my opinion #19 (even without being wealthy). But I'm sorry...this woman....mehh...I'm not impressed in the least. She has a masculine face. Her boobs are the only appealing thing on her lol.
22. Dewy - July 31, 2009 2:26 PM
good lookin' girl, who'll dress like a nun and then undress.......I like a girl who is into religion and still has some bad "habits"!!!
23. clooneyisintosm - July 31, 2009 2:31 PM
In hollywood, the men have low standards, while the women have very high standards.
24. kingofbeer - July 31, 2009 2:39 PM
now that is grade A prime piece of ass, give her a 10+1
25. marcus - July 31, 2009 2:40 PM
She looks great in the first airbrushed photo. But in the candid shots she looks plain to below average.
26. nope - July 31, 2009 2:41 PM
There's no such thing as a mini doberman. The mini pinscher was developed before the doberman. Other than them both being pinschers, they're not related.
27. britneysucks - July 31, 2009 3:05 PM
She's amazing, you fools. And George would be hot even if he were a bricklayer--or homeless.
28. TommyP - July 31, 2009 3:06 PM
I have it on good authority that pinscher is German for Terrier so #26, they're less than related - their both smallish German dogs (although I had also heard the min-pin was the older breed and was partly used to develop the Doberman - as well as the Rottweiler)!
Though, having had both: the min-pin has more attitude but NO ONE wants to meet a Doberman in the doorway of a dark house late at night! Friend NOR foe
29. Venom - July 31, 2009 3:08 PM
@ #21
Stop lying to yourself, Alli...
No disrespect, but how old are you? Sorry, I can't fathom a teen or a twenty-something year old thinking that Clooney is handsome. Money and fame can make anyone "look" good. :-P
30. havoc - July 31, 2009 3:12 PM
I would totally be into the nun outfit. Oh hell yeah....
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31. Beejoo - July 31, 2009 3:20 PM
@26>
While true overall, they're actually still fairly closely related as both breeds started as the German Pinscher (along with most of the Schnauzer breeds). So, while your statement is correct, it's a little misleading.
32. Puuurrrfect - July 31, 2009 3:27 PM
"Mr. Perfect - July 31, 2009 1:04 PM She's got that monkey look like all Italian chicks and clearly her best years are behind her"
Let me stop you there Mr. Perfect: sorry, but not all Italian chicks looks like this one. May I remind you of Monica Bellucci, Carla Bruni, or Caterina Murino? By the way, what kind of sicko writes that Italian chicks look like monkeys: you racist moron.
33. Neko - July 31, 2009 3:40 PM
She expressed her distaste for oral and anal secs. As a matter of fact, she's basically a nun. Only real nuns blow more than her.
34. gotmilk? - July 31, 2009 3:40 PM
george clooney is old news, emphasis on OLD. so yeah, 29 is right, except that money and fame aren't even helping in old timer George's case.
as for this bitch, she's just flat out ugly in the face. in fact, she looks like more of a man than Clooney in picture 7.
35. chupacabra - July 31, 2009 3:40 PM
whoa... that face is very very meh.
She photos well when done by a professional. Why does Georgie boy keep picking butterfaces?
36. Bert - July 31, 2009 3:42 PM
her face looks like a MAN!!!!!
37. HealthyThinspiration - July 31, 2009 3:46 PM
I think she's beautiful.
38. ROUGH daddy - July 31, 2009 4:07 PM
Eff Clooney and this distant cousin of lady gaga before the nose surgery...
39. lori - July 31, 2009 4:25 PM
Another beard.
40. Amy - July 31, 2009 4:32 PM
I'm 24 and I don't think George Clooney is attractive. I think he was at one time, but now he's just too old. Women just date him because of the name and the money. Men, it's kind of like Michelle Pfeiffer...you'd date her because, well, she's Michelle Pfeiffer...she's still decently attractive and rich, but she's a little too old if you're my age.
41. Mike Walker - July 31, 2009 4:37 PM
Elisabetta is super hot... but these aren't good pics.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album18/Elisabetta-Canalis-01300803.jpg?t=1249071274
42. ROUGH daddy - July 31, 2009 4:45 PM
Now you see why I like candid pics of these sub-celebs at the beach or at their grocery stores?
43. Spiderman - July 31, 2009 5:11 PM
Dear Homos commenting on hot chick with awesome nipples. If the last time your penis was in a vagina was the moment of your birth you have no say in judging this woman's hotness. Please stick to commenting on dudes haircuts or pants labels or shoes etc. and let those of us with penises that actually enter vaginas comment on whether or not we would like to be sticking them in said vagina.
Your truly,
Spidey
44. ROUGH daddy - July 31, 2009 5:28 PM
hahah slick hair and glossy nipples looks like youre in love with her make up artist jack ass...
45. TopCat - July 31, 2009 5:35 PM
Nice booty!
a beddable girl
46. OnlyGayEskimo - July 31, 2009 5:38 PM
She's super hot in that "wow, she's a really GOOD tranny" sort of way.
47. Iona Knipple - July 31, 2009 5:43 PM
Closet gay Clooney doesn't know what to do with the chicks he lands! HA!
48. R.I.P.Each - July 31, 2009 5:49 PM
Mi Scuzi, is it troot dat these mighty Canalis, he is, how do you say, in kinship with Senior SmeGaGag?
49. R.I.P.Each - July 31, 2009 5:50 PM
Mi Scuzi, is it troot dat these mighty Canalis, he is, how do you say, in kinship with Senior SmeGaGag?
50. Lorenzo - July 31, 2009 5:59 PM
After motorboating I would splooge all over those boobs as well as glaze that face.
51. Jamie's Uterus - July 31, 2009 5:59 PM
Nice tits.
52. meh! - July 31, 2009 6:12 PM
woof woof!!
53. JPRichardson - July 31, 2009 6:32 PM
Sure, she is ugly as hell.
(WTF????????????????????????????????, she is perfect!!!!!!)
54. cokkiepuss - July 31, 2009 6:34 PM
George Is GAY !!!!! she's just another of he's beards
55. Mrs Eugenia Turner - July 31, 2009 6:41 PM
Pancake tits
56. nope - July 31, 2009 6:52 PM
@31. That's what I meant by "both being pinschers." Yes, they are both descended from the German pinscher - I just didn't want to get overly complicated. My main point is that mini pinschers are miniature versions of dobermans :)
57. unreal101 - July 31, 2009 6:55 PM
every single person that says she is either 'ugly as hell' or 'butterface' or says that George has bad taste...
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND
this girl is fucking hot as fuck!
any person that says otherwise is 1 of these things:
a fat and/or ugly chick
a gay ass dude
a closet fat and/or ugly gay dude.
haters for real, the girl is a fucking 10! face, body and all
i'm just saying
58. AmericanWhiteTrash - July 31, 2009 7:17 PM
99% of the people posting here wont even come close to getting a very attractive man or woman so they reach for any flaw they can find(in their own mind). No guy would ever turn her down or not think about what they would do with her.
59. titsonsnack - July 31, 2009 7:43 PM
Body is nice, face looks like Michael Jackson's secret son.
60. DocGrrrl - July 31, 2009 8:05 PM
She looks like a transvestite... & her tattoos are trashy. What the hell is Georgie thinking?!
61. gotmilk? - July 31, 2009 8:49 PM
wow 57, thanks for breaking it down for us. we've never heard any of those things before ever on this site. how fucking original!
62. gotmilk? - July 31, 2009 8:51 PM
and 57, did you even bother looking at pictures 3 and 7? she's got a fucking man face.
63. Freddo - July 31, 2009 9:28 PM
Face looks like a bloke and in 10 years her tits will be down at her bellybutton. Great legs though.
64. fetus_mcnuggets - July 31, 2009 10:09 PM
good ol fashioned waffle titties
just like how mama used to make em
the first pic made me go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW hottttttttttttttttt
then i saw the other pix and squirted bile throo my eyeballs
this nigger is grooooooooooooooooooosss
the ginger waitress chick was WAY HOTTER !!!!!!!!!!!
65. BABYDIABOLICAL - July 31, 2009 11:08 PM
This is really more of a painting then a photo.
66. Venom - August 1, 2009 12:20 AM
@ 40
Thank you, Amy. But I wouldn't tap Michelle... she's old enough to be a grandma! Besides, I could probably brake her brittle old ass! >O_O<
67. IKE - August 1, 2009 12:31 AM
If there were more nuns that looked like this (and dressed like that) there would have been a lot fewer little catholic boys having trouble sitting down after visiting Father Friendly's office.
68. Holly - August 1, 2009 12:43 AM
In the super hot picture she looks great but the ones with no makeup? Not so much. In fact "ACK!! GOD HELP ME!!" She's just like Eva Longoria- can be hot with lots of makeup and the right lighting but O'Naturallllle she's puppy chow.
Nice body though!
Twitter with me! hollysdailyrant
69. Jesse - August 1, 2009 2:01 AM
That blonde in the backgrond of pic 5 is absolutely humungous.
70. crimsonidol - August 1, 2009 2:45 AM
Pic 1 - nice mullet, just like George used to have.
71. Don Knotts - August 1, 2009 3:03 AM
Tranny
72. Niketown - August 1, 2009 3:30 AM
There's NOTHING here. You go to Barcelona or the south of France, and you see girls like this (and way hotter) on every corner. And you go to the beach, and the same girl is sunbathing topless there.
And yeah, the either the blonde in #5 is like a modern day amazon, or everybody else in that pic is really tiny.
73. fluffgirl - August 1, 2009 4:17 AM
george clooney..had more pussy than the local pet store..
74. jd - August 1, 2009 5:10 AM
Each consecutive girlfriend of Clooney's is worse than the last one. I remember that pretty blonde French girl he dated a long time ago, but it's been downhill ever since. Soon he'll be hitting on Tory Spelling and Lady Gaga.
75. zane - August 1, 2009 5:14 AM
Well, at least they have something in common. They can shave their hairlines together.
76. Feroze - August 1, 2009 5:21 AM
Nice Breast.
77. feroze - August 1, 2009 5:23 AM
Beautiful women , lucky george.
78. Sibi - August 1, 2009 5:33 AM
She has the kind of face that keeps the cosmetics industry in business.
79. rob85 - August 1, 2009 6:04 AM
Clooney clearly likes to be the good looking one in the relationship.
80. jimz - August 1, 2009 7:07 AM
@78
She has the kind of face that keeps the paper bag industry in business.
81. AP - August 1, 2009 7:13 AM
Clooney gives butterfaces everywhere hope.
82. niko - August 1, 2009 7:20 AM
she is sexy
83. niko - August 1, 2009 7:21 AM
so hot
http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com/
84. michelle_ - August 1, 2009 8:59 AM
Oh non provate assolutamente a offenderla che lei è molto meglio di quelle sciacquette bionde americane....meglio le italiane!vai Ely!
85. emma - August 1, 2009 11:08 AM
Sei arrivata tardi Michelle: piace il suo corpo, ma il suo viso mascolino non piace a nessuno. Non posso dar torto a nessuno di loro, non e` certo bella come Monica Bellucci, che ha un viso favoloso.
86. Alli Watermelon - August 1, 2009 11:20 AM
#29..Venom...I will be 25 next month. Maybe I just have a thing for older men? I really do find him attractive. I think there's a lot of women my age that feel that same! Regardless of the money lol!
87. Alli Watermelon - August 1, 2009 11:25 AM
Oh..and yes, I do have a father figure in case that last post brought up any question... =)
88. spinal - August 1, 2009 11:28 AM
I would KILL for this girl's body. It's amazing. I'll keep my own face though, not really feeling the "man jaw" look.
89. bmose - August 1, 2009 11:28 AM
knock, knock, who's there? Orange, Orange who? Orange you glad I spray tanned head to toe!
90. Venom - August 1, 2009 11:42 AM
LOL @ bmose
@ 86/87 Alli
Isn't it funny how ppl seem to stop having birthdays after 25? (o_O) Just playing, but still... yeah... he's... umm... old. Heh. But he's rich and famous... so... you're still lying! haha.
91. CRod - August 1, 2009 11:58 AM
Who in hell invented red stars? That peron ought to be shot.
CRod
92. AT - August 1, 2009 12:29 PM
No way.
Trashy girl, she seems like a chip and heavingly used and abused porn star. Sorry.
93. GG1000 - August 1, 2009 12:43 PM
I'm a little confused, because the boobs in the laying back picture are not the same boobs as the other pictures? Oh well, Photoshop strikes again. Easier and less painful than plastic surgery - just let the photo wizards do their thing.
Guys, George Clooney's way hot, OK? He looks good in jeans, in shorts, in a tux - he always looks confident, comfortable, and like he doesn't take himself that seriously and he'd be lots of fun to be with. We like to have fun too, you know! So, George Clooney invites you on a motorcyle ride and you're gonna say "No, I'm sorry, I'm looking for a lasting relationship." Don't think so.
94. el ces - August 1, 2009 1:38 PM
She is fyne.
95. Mama Pinkus - August 1, 2009 1:44 PM
nasty, and not in a good way
96. Meream - August 1, 2009 2:51 PM
But it's George! I'd eat my words, too, if given the opportunity. :D
97. ROUGH daddy - August 1, 2009 2:54 PM
Yes i know, i know, calm the testosterone the fuck down, even though she looks like a baby bird id still do her...& eff cloony did i say that?
98. bitingontinfoil - August 1, 2009 4:12 PM
'make me find tranquility ' = a sugar daddy to supply me with a platinum AMEX while I fuck his gardner on 300 count egyptian sheets
99. me - August 1, 2009 5:24 PM
WELL , WELL, WELL ....OK DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW HUGE HER BOOBS ARE IN NUMBER 1 THEN IN ALL THE OTHER PICS THEY ARE tiny ....JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW HOLLYTWOOD DOES IT !!!! SHE LOOKS GREAT I N THE FIRST PIC.....WHAT THE HECH HAPPENED .......
100. Charley Kane - August 1, 2009 7:59 PM
He could do better, hell he has done better.
101. Jacque - August 1, 2009 8:36 PM
I hate how everyone thinks they are a hilarious comedian in the comments.
I like those boobs.
102. MOOLY - August 1, 2009 8:58 PM
#101 is absolutely right, why are we not taking air brush pics seriously?
103. RtSS - August 2, 2009 3:10 AM
Nice ass... I'd bend her over and do her in the poopchute. I'd leave a deposit of my protein shake in that beautiful ass of hers.
104. Narcissist - August 2, 2009 6:39 AM
She sounds like a crabby old harpy. I'm not sleeping in a bed peppered with dog shit.
She looks a little like Bruno.
105. bossvnnv - August 2, 2009 7:40 AM
This dude looks like a lady. That's what Clooney likes!!
106. @4 - August 2, 2009 8:48 AM
come to Italy and you ll see if we look like monkeys,idiot!!!!
107. miky - August 2, 2009 8:51 AM
these pictures are not flattering at all.she is more beautiful,but recently she lost too many pounds
108. Rhialto - August 2, 2009 7:48 PM
Italia has strong Arabian/North African influences.A little present from the Roman empire era.A typical Italian woman.
109. Nero - August 2, 2009 7:54 PM
Good looking girl. . .
110. Darth - August 2, 2009 8:10 PM
Multiculturalism is as old as the road to rome.
111. jess - August 3, 2009 1:27 PM
I wonder how clooney does not have offspring everywhere, like the kings who deflower everyone. - shortpeopledate.com
112. Fabri - August 23, 2009 5:12 AM
I'm Italian, and I can tell you she's definally not an actress, only a Velina... that's her job:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBa1naQi-PY&feature=related
113. christmas stocking fillers - October 30, 2009 1:45 AM
She is damn hot man!! Her face is so appealing.. I just can't control myself .. So sexy.. In the pics the way she is looking is really arousing. Thanks for the photos.