Jul 2 2009Gary Coleman has a shitty life
Gary Coleman's 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports:
According to the sheriff's website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdemeanors at 8:32 PM and then released on $1,205 bond.
Cops tell us Shannon allegedly broke household items belonging to Gary and that he was not physically harmed.
I love how the police are obviously covering for him because it sucks enough that he's Gary Coleman, so why let everybody know his wife used him as a human kickball until he bounced into the cordless phone and dialed 911 while careening off the oven? Give the poor man-ball some privacy.
Reader Comments
1. eattrn - July 2, 2009 3:16 PM
Maybe she is a really good cook.
2. blp - July 2, 2009 3:19 PM
holy shit, you could have put some warning in the title! Their relationship must have had a strict 2 bag rule.
3. mikeock - July 2, 2009 3:21 PM
This is going to come out all wrong, but why would a young reasonably attractive white girl be attracted to an old, washed up black midget?
4. McFeely Smackup - July 2, 2009 3:21 PM
I thought they got divorced like a year ago. wtf?
5. blp - July 2, 2009 3:24 PM
Every time I refresh the page I have my trigger finger on the End key to avoid that picture. Dayumn!
6. shellibelli - July 2, 2009 3:29 PM
you know I ve seen the way he treats her, Im sure he deserved it.
7. sierra - July 2, 2009 3:30 PM
their children would look like tanned leprechauns.
8. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 2, 2009 3:31 PM
Gary Coleman vs. Shannon Price Video! LOL
9. Amy - July 2, 2009 3:33 PM
She wouldn't. She probably thought she'd get some money (royalties) and then started kicking him around when she realized she was married to a broke midget. I know I would. He looks like a gremlin.
10. Chomper - July 2, 2009 3:34 PM
Good lord the teeth and gums on that thing. Did he race her at the Kentucky Derby?
11. Amy - July 2, 2009 3:35 PM
Oops (above comment in reply to #3)
12. One L - July 2, 2009 3:39 PM
Um... Does anyone see her? Cause she looks like a r-tard.
13. Really? - July 2, 2009 3:47 PM
I thought he died.
14. Moto Rola - July 2, 2009 3:50 PM
She appears to be a biter.
15. Jesse Jackson - July 2, 2009 3:52 PM
Dude...midget tossing is fucking fun....imagine how much more fun midget shit kicking is? I say let her walk.
16. Beastman AIDS - July 2, 2009 4:15 PM
I say her tooth to gum ratio is atrocious.
17. JaidinPaidin - July 2, 2009 4:21 PM
She got casted for Excorcist IV as the Spawn Bitch of Satan
"Huanting of the Gums"
Man....if Mini-Me can get a fairly attractive chick you would think Gary could at least pull some decent, d-celebrity, attention seeking whore-model.
...wait a second.....Lindsay Loahn?!?!?!?!
Perfect
18. ROUGH daddy - July 2, 2009 4:34 PM
Oy vey!!!
19. ktb ( . )( . ) - July 2, 2009 4:35 PM
Wow, who in their right minds have them on a television show in the first place?
@10...well done!
20. ultimatenerd22 - July 2, 2009 4:45 PM
shannon price has horrible teeth
21. marco polo - July 2, 2009 4:59 PM
Gary Coleman is a god. What's he doing being smacked about by this trailer trash piece of shite!???
22. batwings McCorsky - July 2, 2009 5:02 PM
Is she Vincent Price's progeny from when he dipped his throbbing wand into Linda's Blair's demonic alter ego?
23. TJ - July 2, 2009 5:38 PM
It looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork.
24. Urbanspaceman - July 2, 2009 5:52 PM
She's English, right? House of Windsor?
25. 1moreidiotintheworld - July 2, 2009 6:15 PM
A midget and a donkey........... wait a minute, I saw that one on my last visit to Tijuana.....
26. Trench - July 2, 2009 8:00 PM
One look at that goblin & I could've told you he has a shitty fucking life.
27. Trench - July 2, 2009 8:01 PM
@3 - are you looking at the same picture I am? This hag looks like a ginger Olive Oyl.
28. yikes - July 2, 2009 8:27 PM
Oh my word.
29. weirdo - July 2, 2009 8:35 PM
#3 are you fucking blind? Reasonably attractive? Try definately repulsive! It looks like a cross between Pipi Longstocking and Mary Hartman beaten with a HUGE ugly stick. I would'nt tap that with Arnolds little wanger!
30. joe - July 2, 2009 8:38 PM
She is the ugliest person ever!
31. CakeSnifferer - July 2, 2009 8:56 PM
Hey isn't there some old red haired woman named Price that shows up here now and then? Are they related?
I hope, HOPE, that's just a bad picture of Ms. Price.
32. SlowMonkey - July 2, 2009 10:49 PM
If Alien vs Predator was a school play, they would have the Leads.
33. Julie Wein - July 2, 2009 11:13 PM
I'm amazed they're still together. I figured they had divorced by now.
34. SlowMonkey - July 3, 2009 12:37 AM
@33 Be Real. Who else are they going to get?
35. Yeah - July 3, 2009 1:29 AM
That's what you get for marrying Chucky. Seriously, though, I do feel bad for the guy.
36. spinal - July 3, 2009 1:57 AM
Actually that picture is of Megan Fox and Zach Efron pre plastic surgery.
37. Jibbly Biggins - July 3, 2009 3:30 AM
WTB - he is so ugly - how can anyone ever consider having sex with him?
38. datroof - July 3, 2009 5:32 AM
Yikes!
Actually, in this pic
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/gary_coleman_divorcing_only_wo.php
she looks like she might have a pretty good rack.
Even Gary Coleman doesn't settle for a fat chick. Weird looking? No problemo! But fat? What choo talking bout Willis!
39. white midget - July 3, 2009 6:24 AM
Nigger midget. What else is there to say?
40. Darth - July 3, 2009 7:14 AM
What's his union saying about this? Or isn't there any union for mistreated midgets?
41. Nero - July 3, 2009 7:23 AM
Stress hormones make the meat more tender.What's the recipe?
42. dude - July 3, 2009 8:40 AM
shannon price should get dental work done. after that she'd be actually quite fuckin doable and wouldn't have to resort to that retarded midget.
43. obannion - July 3, 2009 10:31 AM
Shannon Price...you know, the youtube sensation who wants you to hit her up on her motha fuckin myspace if you got n e thing to say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTosQerWBzU
44. lol. - July 3, 2009 8:45 PM
Funniest commentary from SuperfishW in a long time....
45. Willis - July 5, 2009 12:05 AM
Whatchu talkin bout Wilis?!
Can you imagine how many times Gary hears that line? I'm surprised he hasn't murdered someone yet... fo real.
46. herbisme - July 5, 2009 4:57 PM
ppl whom are so fanscinated by celebrity, to go so far as to sleep with it no matter what ? or is this real and true love - If there are women who fall in love with serial killer's anything is possible.
Both of them being extremely ugly people, they may satisfy a certain mutual itch ?
I'm looking for cool ppl who really understand the concept of "cool" to help build a non-religious yet spiritual organization for the coming centuaries. Our website is pretty mediocore for the moment , we know that - but it is done free by a gentlemen whom has a chronic mental illness, and thats what we're about everybody gets at least a chance, we need creative people to help us grow ?
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47. herbisme - July 5, 2009 4:57 PM
ppl whom are so fanscinated by celebrity, to go so far as to sleep with it no matter what ? or is this real and true love - If there are women who fall in love with serial killer's anything is possible.
Both of them being extremely ugly people, they may satisfy a certain mutual itch ?
I'm looking for cool ppl who really understand the concept of "cool" to help build a non-religious yet spiritual organization for the coming centuaries. Our website is pretty mediocore for the moment , we know that - but it is done free by a gentlemen whom has a chronic mental illness, and thats what we're about everybody gets at least a chance, we need creative people to help us grow ?
www.stompouthate.org
48. kyle1988 - July 5, 2009 10:25 PM
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous free dating club for cougars and young men
~~~~~~~~~~kissCougar.com ~~~~~~~~~~ last week and she was seeking her darling there. wow!!
49. youdumbass - July 12, 2009 6:04 PM
actually, if you want people to leave gary coleman alone, why dont you start with yourself?
50. Dr. Shan - August 13, 2009 5:30 PM
Just goes to show that white girls are stupid and EASY! She must be twins with the white girl who married Ike Turner!