Jul 31 2009Eminem fires back at Mariah Carey

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i like how em disses people and doesn't give a fuck about embarressing himself along the way.. he gets his point across tho.

Nick Cannon is a little fag.

third He's a bitch

The Zooey Deschanel is strong with this page today.

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Fuck mariah carey and nick cannon, Eminem owns you bitches and all u fans of mariah carey can suck my dick fucking homos.

I nutted all over M and M's ass. Do you think I should write a song about it?

Personally, I hate the work "nutted". It reminds me of "nutella", that weird german chocalate spread shit krauts make and kobe bryant was endorsing. Thank god he ass-raped that hotel worker and put an end to marketing it in the states. Trust me, chocolate and jizz don't mix. I know from experience.

#8 that is way too much anger for someone who is not Eminem. Unless "Sam" is your code name.

I really don't care about any of this silliness, but it's more entertaining than Drumline and Glitter put together!

That was tight!

Why wouldn't he bust it on her titties?

Eminem Fires Back....

Now if we could just get him to fire a .45 slug into the side of his own head.

That would be super....

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What is this? 1999?

That guy as lost is skills... he ain't funny

@10.. Please get your facts right about Nutella you stupid fuck.. It was developed in Piedmont, Italy.

As for Eminem, I'm suprised people listen to his stupid salad-tossed lyrics these days...wait.. RAP is still popular?! BWAUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..

hey I nut early too I'm just like Eminiem.

What ever! so hes fighting with another female, so what else is new...

So he shot his load on her tummy rather than (a.) her box, (b.) her tits, (c.) her mouth or (d.) her face.

WTF dude? If you feel it 's coming, spray her like you're workin' the paint shop at GM and she's a Chevy Impala.

Waste of some perfectly good jizzim.

I would have opted for "b", btw - too hard to miss those targets.

Sincerely,

Mr. Sensitive

Its a great song and Em tells it like it is, what more do you want.
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Battle of the Irrelevants.

Wow 18! Sorry buddy, wrong country. I stand corrected, so why don't you choke on a meatball, our your Mamma's chewed up clit (same thing, basically) you stupid, worthless, Italian greaseball. As for your statement about rap, WTF are you talking about? Why don't you just hop into your IROC and head up to the Jersey shore so you can hook up some long island skank, you stupid, knuckle dragging, finger sniffing retard.

^^ awesome retort ^^

Carey is a lunatic and Mathers is a twisted, snide, no-talent pissant who seriously, desperately needs a first-class ass-whipping from someone who really IS tough.

They bring nothing to their "music", so no one should be surprised when these narcissistic humps can't manage to properly bone each other, either. Self-absorbed weirdos like this are only jerking off on the world anyway (remember David Carradine?), so they should just do us all a favor, get into the rope closet and get to work.

Pathetic...

holy moly, that was rough!
i can't wait to see these alleged pictures he has.

Haha #26 Very true!

and very funny.

I hope she comes back at him so we can see these pictures and messages... ; P

I hope she comes back at him so we can see these pictures and messages... ; P

Oh please. Eminem is *so* over. Remember when he was in 8 Mile and snaggle-toothed waitresses across the country were like "OMG! He can act! He deserves an Oscar!" *BARF* He couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack that was open on both ends. The only people who care about him these days are 15 year olds with 2 inch penises who get their asses beaten by their stepdads every day. Eminem isn't good enough to be a fag - he's just average, boring, pussy-whipped and dumb. Just like his loser fans! *FACE*

He sounds just like my great aunt Rita.

hey eminem, i know your reading this because you get all your material from celebutard blogs.
plz make your next song about dissin jon gosselin.
oh and maybe one song about lohan.
k thnx.

So, what kind of sad paparazzi hangs outside Ye Olde Douche Club to snap that ever-elusive shot of Eminem with Travis Barker?

Why does this faggy douche always pick on girls? I thought Eminem left the business, but he must of ran out of money, or his ego couldn't stand to be out of the limelight.

He's a little douche. Mariah is an amazon, she could even take that turd.

Why does he think anyone cares?

True story: One winter Eminem tried to grow a beard to keep his face warm. He shaved it after a week because it was hard to comb my sperm out.

He may be self obsessed or narcissistic and you can diss him all you want but who doesn't want to be able to rap like that and make his money?

Nick/Mariah should never have responded to him in the first place. If they hadn't than no one would have believed Eminem or cared about any of this. But by responding to him they've given him credibility and situated themselves in a conflict they can't possibly win because neither is clever or talented enough, while Eminem is possibly the greatest rapper of all time. The sad thing is that both are too stupid not to respond to him. This will end in pictures.

could two people sweat each other more?

Ugh. Those lyrics have TMI (too much information).

I don't get it.

When is he going to grow up and start acting like a white man? All that black talk is just embarrassing. Mr Mathers, you were born white. Be thankful for that.

Thats a pretty sweater there Marshall, did you raid Kims wardrobe to find that?

He picks on girls because he knows if he messed with any guys that are actually tough he'll get his ass handed to him or shot. Spit some rhymes about Sug Knight, Marshall. Call him a fat ugly n*gger! Yeah that'll be good Em. Tell Biggie Smalls and Tupac i said what up?!

Funny that this is all happening at record release time. I bet they are all in on it together. Strugglin oldies who know how to fuck with the media, which in turn fucks with us and we all LOVE the drama. SMART.

Funny that this is all happening at record release time. I bet they are all in on it together. Strugglin oldies who know how to fuck with the media, which in turn fucks with us and we all LOVE the drama. SMART.

What kind of homo wigger listens to Marshall Mathers?

Which bitch will win this catfight?

Hmmmmm where was all this where 'withall 'when suge knight was calling him out.............*sound of crickets*...... Pulling yet another girls hair on the playground. give it up, only punk *ss cowards start fights with women. You want someone to talk shi*t to then chew on that beef suge knight gave you.

Great retort, Annie, to the aptly named "jerk." I couldn't figure out why he was calling anyone a stupid fuck over something so silly. You shut him up fast!

**applause** nicely done!

Go em! :) Another masterpiece!

LOL @ #12!!!

evebody shut the fuck up if your dont like eminem dont listen to him yall nothing but haters he got more money than all yall bitches so stfu haters yall get diss by him and whoever the fuck said he didn't diss guys do your homework bitch
Put it this way, remember when he pissed on her? Well guys' she just got **** on too. You don't play with fire, and that's what Mariah is doing! She's going to get burnt, which is sad; Eminem is known to ruin peoples careers.. I'll name a few Cannibus, Ja Rule, Cage, Benzino, Everlast, ICP, Jermaine Dupri, Limp Bizkit, Moby, Nelly, Royce Da 5'9, and Twizted.. That's not even all of the people either. He truthfully lives for this 'beef.' He's not like all the artists where they beef for sells and media. He's 100% real about his beef, by the way MTV; you know the title of the song is 'Warning?' that's all it is, it's not a diss track, it's a warning track. It's simply stating that if and when she replies he'll destroy her career, lets not act novice and naive about the situation on Eminem. This is not him dissing ..he's just warning her. If she replies you'll hear the diss track. Eminem is the best!

Go for it, cricket! Call yourself Spider-man.

I'm Aquaman.

Go for it, cricket! Call yourself Spider-man.

I'm Aquaman, from now on.

I love Eminem, whatever he says I would be with him.

It's sad to see how people will fall for every cheap publicity stunt out there. All three of these punk asses are laughing all the way to the bank.

This is sick...Nick needs to learn his spot, instead of trying to provoke a beef. Mariah and Nick deserved what they came to them...

NICK CANNONS A F*UCKIN FAGGET AZZ NIGGER

I want to ejaculate on her belly too....

I am so disapointed in you Emi. Why do you continue to be on Mariah Carey's jock? So what you may have hit it once. Dang, what you want her to acknowledge you. She must have been special to you and you are crying cuz she's not singing your praises to the public. Why don't you talk about your drunk ass druggy ex that you can't get over. You picked somebody like that to be the mother of your kid and to give half to. And, let's not go there with you mother. If I owned a radio station, I wouldn't play this garbage. You are using Mariah to sell your stupid music. This is a beautiful classy BLACK women. We should not allow this wanna be clown distort her image. And stop trying to punk Nick, you ain't no better.

Also, I betcha you won't try that with Puffy and Jay Z.

Your music is wack n that's why you using Mariah as a comeback. Don't nobody talk about the trailer you lived in. You have a daughter and you wouldn't want some wanna be (you know what I'm talkin about) clowning your daughter like that.

You guys are right, Rap is so over. Nowadays it's all about singing through a voice box like some cancer patient-just as LAME.

so... Eminem is essentially a trashy gossip blogger, but somehow he got a recording contract instead of a website. It's sad watching a middle aged man suffer a raging case of the 12s.

Ellice stfu you dont know shit about rap he's doing it because he's tired of the lies you wouldn't want your boyfriend or girlfrined lying about what you did to make you look like a fool would you why dont u look at number 55 and rethink what you just said dumbass bitch

Rap is dead. Now we can go back to listening to real music on the radio instead of having a bunch of apes trying to speak in rhymes.

ok evey hater stfu dont get mad cus Em diss your girl who gives a fuck be glad it aint you dumbasses for the people saying he sucks you dont know rap stfu he got mo money than all ya'll fucks and if you dont like the music stfu go somewhere else with that bullshit cus we dont wanna hear it!!! yall need to keep your mouths shut it between eminem and mariah who the fuck are you guys to fucking judge jus stfu losers don't get mad because eminem diss her if she's a liar we will or might find out soon he got pics and we already heard some on the voice mails well i did and she started it with her song clown look that up if she has balls tell her to say Eminem's name be real Mariah say names bitch she's just scared eminem attacked her dumbass

I agree with number 55 Mrs. Mathers eminem dissed a lot of people thats why they respect him Christina Aguilera got diss by em so did Britney Spears Christina's diss was way better than Mariah so dont get all hyped up with this Mariah shit her husband put her up to it she can handle her damage on her own she dont need ho help from yall fucks go fuck yourselves haters

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2pac diss Wendy Williams, who for some reason is mariah carey's old ass is starting to look like her, gross look at her pic on wikipedia so you gonna call him a pussy? do your research bitches

two has-beens *yawn*... NEXT!

Rule #1: Don't eff with any ex who has photos, videos, voice mails or whatEVER of you that can come back to haunt you.

Rule #2: See Rule #1

Actually, ladies...for f*ck's sake - DO NOT take sexy time videos or pictures cuz even if your dude doesn't leak them, somebody else could get ahold of them. However, if you are trying to be famous...leak them yourself!

Leak the photos, Em, we all think you are a pr*ck anyway (I mean that in a good way, of course) and MC is annoying as hell -- so let's see you put your money where your mouth is. And you only hit it once in six months?!? WTF? Sounds like high school to me.

@24..LOL Amazing fucking retarded comeback with the yo' momma..nothing to expect from you Annie considering you're prolly the kind of fat bitch who can't tell the difference between a ding dong and a moon pie with your taste in chocolate while you're drinking a diet coke. As for the RAP comment, I cant seem to understand whats so hard to grasp with RAP = DEAD..RAP music is nothing but commercialized crap spitting out how to become a thug who sells weed, makes dolla billz, get dem hoes wif a 24" spinnaz...Very impressive repetitive music..no wonder low poverty minorities like yourself listen to this shit.

I had premature ejaculation on eminem's ass

Eminem tossed my salad and now that bitch wants to act like he never met me. I have pictures, M! Do you want me to tell everyone that you're a bottom?

This reminds me of LL Cool J versus Kool Moe Dee.

How Ya Like Me Now

Honestly, I wouldn't expect Mariah to stoop THIS low. Guess she's unstable, though.

So things are cool between MM and Bruno now?

"I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Duh-doing, doing, doing"

She needs to lay off the plastic.

He should publish the photos.

Mariah, shouldn't fuck with Eminem. I know she is nuts but Eminem is nuts in a more angrier unstable way. Don't know if Nick got her to do that stupid song but she shouldn't have wasted the energy to make it, it just makes her look stupid to even acknowledge it. It gives Eminem more credibility. Anyway, I tend to believe Em anyway because he doesn't give a shit enough to lie.

Mariah, shouldn't fuck with Eminem. I know she is nuts but Eminem is nuts in a more angrier unstable way. Don't know if Nick got her to do that stupid song but she shouldn't have wasted the energy to make it, it just makes her look stupid to even acknowledge it. It gives Eminem more credibility. Anyway, I tend to believe Em anyway because he doesn't give a shit enough to lie.

I heard he takes blue pills. Nick Cannon is better off. - bbwdatingsingles.com

so i was sitting here pickin the little peices of weed i had stuck under my finger nails...which by the way i just got done at style nails.beeeeeautiful salon nice workers too,,,,any ways back to the point at hand....have you ever got the chemicals from a glow stick in your mouth??/ so discusting. but ice ccream sanswhiches seem to do the trick and mayb if youre a junkie you could lways try cheesy mack....goes good with smack...no really try it. oh yeeea eminiem??? is the how you spell that shit?? he is the epitamy of why i am i lesbian and looooove pussy....and maria has one and thats why i stick with her on this one. i m mean for real.....looks at that sexy cunt...you bitches for real like HIM??? at least maria can sing and dance and socialize and plus she looks damn fly doin it so why not kick it with that bitch?? he sucks shes sexy...where do you go wrong?? i mean marshal mathews????? hahhahahahah i have seem eleven year old kids with more guts that him and they can flow better....speaking of water.....me and my beautiful fiance are going back to san francsico in about 3weeks and totally invite everyone whos hot to join us on the beach....wait you guys prolly cant afford that can you?? well wed pay for you shit but you guys all seem really lame and we prolly wouldnt want to be seen with you...like this guys justin...omg he i so creepy and pllus he drinks really cheap vodka and his room stinks like stail cigs old socks and diry carpet...do you know people like that??? how much do you want??? i dont care....is this good?? more?? less?? i dont really care lover there just drugs and they make the world go round.....has anyone paid any noticed to the mn behind the curtens???? and when i say that i mean the fucking DJ whos behind the wheels of that song sluts......djs are the backbone of hip hop and rap(if we can even call it that).......im out

It's not "A blubba load ribs"--it's "I blow below the ribs"--in reference to another line

damn he treated ur ass !!

so honestyly if the majority of you people didnt care why the fucck woulod you read any of this shit in the first place then to go on another step and comment on it. yah have sumthing to say? i got bored i wanted to kno what happend, screw me bitch! why am i telling you ppl this i think somone should inform you is all. for thoes who did have something to say worthwhile .... you get a star. number 83 ) you came on here to tell us ur life story you forgot about the part where your mentality reached ur actual age and you realized no one gives a fuck... as for me anyone who has anythig to say slobbber on my female cock kk what gives me the right ? well sumone had to do it
p.s dnt shoot the messenger : eminem fucken murdered mariah regarless if you like her or not

-messenger with some braincells

eminem shld go get a life n stop tryin 2 build his career on oda ppl's names.@55,em aint got dat mch talent or clout 2 ruin mariah's career,wheda u lik ha or not,she's a much biggr star dan he is or eva wil b.she dnt av 2 diss no1 2 make a hit track on b on d charts lik em tends 2 do.n if u say em is d best rapper,den i dnt think u knw anytin bout rap.whr d hell did u put nas,biggie,pac,jay?go bk 2 school,u! @67,he's doin it cos mariah wnt acknwldg him.avnt u done sum things dat u wish neva happnd n u firmly kip dem in d past?if he aint obssesd,y is he makin so mch noise bout smtg dat supposedly happnd lik 6yrs ago?he shld go get a friggin life n stop actin lik a kid.we dnt nid no kiss n tell fake ass wanna b black rappers

eminem shld go get a life n stop tryin 2 build his career on oda ppl's names.@55,em aint got dat mch talent or clout 2 ruin mariah's career,wheda u lik ha or not,she's a much biggr star dan he is or eva wil b.she dnt av 2 diss no1 2 make a hit track on b on d charts lik em tends 2 do.n if u say em is d best rapper,den i dnt think u knw anytin bout rap.whr d hell did u put nas,biggie,pac,jay?go bk 2 school,u! @67,he's doin it cos mariah wnt acknwldg him.avnt u done sum things dat u wish neva happnd n u firmly kip dem in d past?if he aint obssesd,y is he makin so mch noise bout smtg dat supposedly happnd lik 6yrs ago?he shld go get a friggin life n stop actin lik a kid.we dnt nid no kiss n tell fake ass wanna b black rappers

hahah this is good

number 88 stfu you dont know shit about rap number one eminem is the most successful artist in this decade you dumb cunt you go back to school stupid ass!!!! Nas is good but not as good ass eminem you probably like soulja boy tell em so stfu because you really dont know what the fuck your talking about little girl go back and read Barbie books like a lil bitch you are lol

number 88 stfu you dont know shit about rap number one eminem is the most successful artist in this decade you dumb cunt you go back to school stupid ass!!!! Nas is good but not as good ass eminem you probably like soulja boy tell em so stfu because you really dont know what the fuck your talking about little girl go back and read Barbie books like a lil bitch you are lol

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hahahaha this iz rediculouse nick cannon iz sucha dumbass man lol but watta mistake...

omg i love em and that bitch gets what she deserves