Jul 1 2009Denise Richards in a bikini (Without cut-offs!)
On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there's no way these are candid shots, but that's like complaining the girl you slept with last night was missing a leg. And heart. And soul. And, fine, it was a blow-up doll, okay? Listen, sometimes you gotta have a few rainy days to enjoy the sunny ones, and I'm going through what you might call a "monsoon season." Of the penis.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Aman - July 1, 2009 2:23 PM
First..............!!!!
2. fearsarewishes - July 1, 2009 2:24 PM
That's some eggcelent moose knuckle.
3. eric - July 1, 2009 2:26 PM
She looks pretty good.
4. Deacon Jones - July 1, 2009 2:27 PM
Time to take a seat on the bench Denise and let some of the JV'ers step up.
5. laney - July 1, 2009 2:28 PM
She looks fucking hot.
6. ph7 - July 1, 2009 2:28 PM
nice toe!
7. mattk - July 1, 2009 2:29 PM
I can see her lips!
Hur downsturz leeeeeeepssss!
8. ROUGH daddy - July 1, 2009 2:31 PM
hmmm looking good puff mommy....
9. bribios - July 1, 2009 2:35 PM
Friggin hell she's looking good. I hope I look like that when I'm her age, and get those operations.
10. Christina - July 1, 2009 3:01 PM
Denise please act more eraticly on your show.
Sure shes a looker but it seems she went one surgery too far on that face.
11. agP - July 1, 2009 3:02 PM
Not bad...but she's just annoying.
12. Bernardo - July 1, 2009 3:13 PM
It's me or I see some pussy hair??? more bikini wax
13. Tad Bit Tipsy - July 1, 2009 3:17 PM
Still sooo fine. Got MILF
14. kingofbeer - July 1, 2009 3:18 PM
MILF - I don't care how annoying she is, I would be her slave :)
15. ROUGH daddy - July 1, 2009 3:24 PM
After what I heard she revealed on Stern, Id put up with any complication...
16. mondo - July 1, 2009 3:24 PM
she looks like brad pitt in #7
17. Squirrel - July 1, 2009 3:25 PM
I see ninja boot in a lot of these pictures
18. Tom - July 1, 2009 3:27 PM
She is sexually provocative.
I'd rape her in a heartbeat.
19. Daily A-Hole - July 1, 2009 3:27 PM
@2: Yeah is that some kind of a piercing, or... Well let's just hope it's some kind of a piercing.
20. HankTheDwarf - July 1, 2009 3:30 PM
That's some major camel toe. Too bad it's busted up and looser than a 20 year old tube sock from continuous births and fist fuckings.
21. The Rake - July 1, 2009 3:34 PM
I liked her much better with the fake cans, and of course the loss of 10 years in age. Oh well. Still hittable if she absolutely promised to never, ever speak. Everything that comes out of her mouth is gibberish.
The Rake
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22. me - July 1, 2009 3:48 PM
check her feet in pic 11
eeew
23. PunkA - July 1, 2009 3:50 PM
Wow. I am shocked that Denise Richards just gave me wood. I do miss her fake cans though. She was hotter when she had them. But she is very MILFy in those photos. Wish she would do porn...
24. Pilatunes - July 1, 2009 3:55 PM
She looks great. Really great.
25. Ryan Seacrest - July 1, 2009 4:00 PM
Denise looks hot and I am glad I produce her show for E!. If I weren't a cocksmoker, I;d try to tag that from behind. At least I'll get better ratings this year. Cha-ching.
26. stitrehnomucdluowi - July 1, 2009 4:10 PM
MILF. It does a body good.
27. Tom K - July 1, 2009 4:19 PM
Not bad! I see the effects of her ex husband's toxic dick are wearing off. Or it could just be good plastic surgery.
28. Champ - July 1, 2009 4:49 PM
Not bad at all, never been much of a fan of hers but she does look good here.
29. LPB - July 1, 2009 4:56 PM
I like her body; if it bothers you that she's "Denise f'ing Richards", just scroll it up til her head disappears and check it again.
And as to those of you who always bitch about "not enough curves to be a real woman", you can have Kate G.
30. AMO - July 1, 2009 5:00 PM
She looks great!
31. phuture98 - July 1, 2009 5:05 PM
Damn, that bitch is mega-hot. How the hell does she look so good for her age? Puts millions of 20-something's to shame. What's her secret? What surgeries has she had? You really cannot hate on that bod unless you are gay. WOW.
32. DeviousJinx - July 1, 2009 5:16 PM
She looks uncharacteristically decent in these pics, but damn get that bush waxed!
#22 ewwwww is right! TROLL!
33. mikeock - July 1, 2009 5:20 PM
this is for all you fat, sloppy mommies who blame your plywood sized ass on having babies: take a good look at Denise Richards. And don't give me that
"yeah, if i had her money, I'd have a body like that" nonsense. Walking and pushups are free. Eating well is free. Your fat ass and saggy tits are because you're lazy and would rather eat your way through a bag of Doritos than do right by your husband/boyfriend.
34. digger - July 1, 2009 5:21 PM
clams on the beach
35. KK - July 1, 2009 5:24 PM
I think I see the little man in the boat !
36. mandeer - July 1, 2009 5:43 PM
she is an old lady with lots of plastic surgery, cant she accept no one wants to bone her anymore..
37. Rabbit - July 1, 2009 5:48 PM
I thought her tits were bigger?
I know she had implants, did she have them removed?
38. dd - July 1, 2009 6:40 PM
She might be batshit crazy, but she's still smokin hot! Finally a women who hasn't f'd her body up with tattoos all over.
39. Funeral Guy - July 1, 2009 6:47 PM
I don't care if this bitch is crazy as a shit house rat. I would fuck this MILF until she bled from the ears.
40. teachem2think - July 1, 2009 7:20 PM
@38 dd
Absolutely right regarding those stupid tattoos. Anybody who thinks tattoos are cool should just take a good look at Courtney Luuuv. Tattoos are for drug addicted skanks and bisexual pirates advertising their perversions. And #33 is also 100% correct.
41. Rhialto - July 1, 2009 7:27 PM
She got still a tight body.
42. Darth - July 1, 2009 7:31 PM
I can't discover any surgery done.Good genes!
43. Courtyardpigeon - July 1, 2009 7:31 PM
I'd hit that like Ike hit Tina.
Is that a clit ring showing through?
44. Mr. Class - July 1, 2009 7:47 PM
NICE JUICY CUNT!
45. Taz - July 1, 2009 7:48 PM
i would soooo tap that!
46. Tom K - July 1, 2009 7:49 PM
Agreed #38. and #40
Thats how a woman should look! Without trashy tats.
47. dude - July 1, 2009 7:49 PM
Yknow what'd be nice? If she hadn't let everyone in southern california treat her birth canal (vagina) like a damn tourist attraction. Then she wouldn't have aged so prematurely.
She may have the surgically altered face of a 40 yr old, but her vagina looks 90. and that's in dog years.
48. Galtacticus - July 1, 2009 7:52 PM
Isn't there a cooter in her bikini pants as tight looking as a cashew nut?
49. Scott - July 1, 2009 7:53 PM
"47. dude - July 1, 2009 7:49 PM
Yknow what'd be nice? If she hadn't let everyone in southern california treat her birth canal (vagina) like a damn tourist attraction. Then she wouldn't have aged so prematurely.
She may have the surgically altered face of a 40 yr old, but her vagina looks 90. and that's in dog years."
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. omg you're so WITTY!
Fucking moron.
50. Gando - July 1, 2009 8:07 PM
Salty cashew nuts! Yum!
51. gabe - July 1, 2009 8:32 PM
not as hot as Gemma Atkinson
http://ricklegend.com/gemma-atkinson-is-lovely-in-a-bikini/
or as funny as ricklegend.com
52. Superbiggerevil - July 1, 2009 8:45 PM
A little bit nuts up in the attic, but a very doable MILF!
53. Bald Evil - July 1, 2009 8:58 PM
I'd hit it, no question about it!
54. Wynn - July 1, 2009 9:15 PM
More camel toes!
55. Rabbit - July 1, 2009 9:24 PM
Eew, she had '70s bush. Damn "Trim that shit"!
[after pulling a very long pube out of my teeth]
56. dude_on - July 1, 2009 9:26 PM
There is no doubt that she is doable. The question is who has the stones to fall asleep in the same house with her?
57. Hilton Hunter - July 1, 2009 9:27 PM
I can see her clit poking through in that first pic.
58. I CALL denise A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - July 1, 2009 9:46 PM
lol did anyone see the camel toe! lol
59. AJ - July 1, 2009 11:05 PM
she must have a hairy bush cause its always showing through
60. RtSS - July 1, 2009 11:13 PM
Sweet Jeus, some camel out there is missing a toe, cause I see one. Either that or moose knuckle. Either way, looks mighty tastey. If I had a pair of them lips, I'd be lickin' em.
61. J. Stamos - July 1, 2009 11:32 PM
id plow that from behind with my luvpole in her butthole all the way thru to next week and then some for dinner and have her beggin for dessert.
62. captain america - July 2, 2009 1:22 AM
I'll be honest with you....................................IT'S OVER WITH HER, folks!!
63. Gucci Sneakers - July 2, 2009 2:22 AM
PIC #1 has camel toe action!
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65. heidian - July 2, 2009 6:22 AM
Sweet Jeus, some camel out there is missing a toe, cause I see one. Either that or moose knuckle. Either way, looks mighty tastey. If I had a pair of them lips, I'd be lickin' em.
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66. FACE - July 2, 2009 7:12 AM
Truly beautiful woman - too bad she is a worthless beech. I certainly have something for her lips
67. JaidinPaidin - July 2, 2009 8:53 AM
#33 FOR PRESIDENT
She is smokin....the White She-Devil (Under Cover Brotha)
68. dirk - July 2, 2009 10:56 AM
Did our girl have a titectomy?
69. Mrs. Martinez - July 2, 2009 11:14 AM
She has Michael Jackson's nose.
Just sayin'...
70. Mrs. Martinez - July 2, 2009 11:14 AM
She has Michael Jackson's nose.
Just sayin'...
71. brooke - July 2, 2009 11:37 AM
I'm surprised at how natural she looks, perfect body!!
72. Tawmie - July 2, 2009 1:17 PM
She has had kids?! Are you sure, hmm maybe Charlie Sheen actually gave birth to them. That makes more sense.
73. Meream - July 2, 2009 1:45 PM
I'm having serious abs envy. She looks great. And Number40, I disagree.
74. handyr - July 2, 2009 2:59 PM
Do I detect camel toe?
75. Shelbell - July 2, 2009 4:33 PM
Hey! It's Brad Pitt in a bikini!
76. Janet - July 2, 2009 4:41 PM
She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn't looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she's a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald's was hiring. Now the question is...Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!
77. Janet - July 2, 2009 4:41 PM
She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn't looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she's a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald's was hiring. Now the question is...Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!
78. Janet - July 2, 2009 4:41 PM
She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn't looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she's a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald's was hiring. Now the question is...Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!
79. Janet - July 2, 2009 4:41 PM
She is still a skank, wearing that bikini and showing body parts I wish I hadn't looked but obviously I did. What is her purpose? I mean come on, people, she's a HAS BEEN that has nothing left to offer except to grasp at whatever she can do, to stay in the spotlight. Give it up Denise. I heard McDonald's was hiring. Now the question is...Do you know how to work a cash registetr? (I doubt it!!)
What plastic surgeon will you be visiting within the next 5-10 years from now. Maybe you can use the leftover motor oil that Priciilla Presley had put in her face. After all is said and done Denise has no class but is definitela SKANK!!!
80. billy - July 4, 2009 3:26 AM
Denise has always been a knock out.And she still is drop dead fire hot beautiful.I like her alot.Her show is cheesy but its cool and FUN ....ie shes in it.I love Denise.
Any man on here talking trash about her is either a bull queer or a frigging lying pw panzy.
I would swim in a shark tank just to go out with her fine sweet little self.
81. billy - July 4, 2009 3:26 AM
Denise has always been a knock out.And she still is drop dead fire hot beautiful.I like her alot.Her show is cheesy but its cool and FUN ....ie shes in it.I love Denise.
Any man on here talking trash about her is either a bull queer or a frigging lying pw panzy.
I would swim in a shark tank just to go out with her fine sweet little self.
82. billy - July 4, 2009 3:27 AM
Denise has always been a knock out.And she still is drop dead fire hot beautiful.I like her alot.Her show is cheesy but its cool and FUN ....ie shes in it.I love Denise.
Any man on here talking trash about her is either a bull queer or a frigging lying pw panzy.
I would swim in a shark tank just to go out with her fine sweet little self.
83. billy - July 4, 2009 3:31 AM
*76-79....Janet is your last name by chance RENO ???!!!!!you jealous mean tramp!!!!
You probably look like Mike Tysons punching bag you hateful hag!!!!
Denise is showing her CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM like Lady Gaga sings about!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
84. billy - July 4, 2009 3:31 AM
*76-79....Janet is your last name by chance RENO ???!!!!!you jealous mean tramp!!!!
You probably look like Mike Tysons punching bag you hateful hag!!!!
Denise is showing her CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM like Lady Gaga sings about!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85. billy - July 4, 2009 3:31 AM
*76-79....Janet is your last name by chance RENO ???!!!!!you jealous mean tramp!!!!
You probably look like Mike Tysons punching bag you hateful hag!!!!
Denise is showing her CHERRY CHERRY BOOM BOOM like Lady Gaga sings about!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
86. Jonas - July 5, 2009 5:47 PM
Charile Sheen is dumbass...!
87. kyle1988 - July 5, 2009 10:39 PM
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88. viddiewell - July 6, 2009 11:53 PM
Jesus, she's getting old. I hope some younger skank throws a laptop out of a hotel room and hits an old bag in the head soon, because I can't keep yanking to this for much longer.