Criss Angel slums it in Mexico

eh?

Que failure.

My, my how quickly we bounce back into the game!

hes gross, w/o all the douche gear i would never have known it was him if you hadnt told me

umm isn't he usually totally ripped ? what happened ?

Homeboy look like shit, without makeup and costumes...

Wow.

I never liked this douchbag, but I figured he would be somewhat ripped and have tons of tattoos or something. He always came across as trying to be badass. He looks like an average, lazy dude with no muscle tone whatsoever.

As horrible as it sounds, he might actually look better with his 50 pounds of jewelry, makeup and accessories...

This is not news. He is not a celebrity. FAIL!

This douchebag is better than I thought. How the hell does someone that pale remain so freakishly white while in Mexico? Witchcraft! Gaaah!

DOUCHE

Talking shit on Misha Barton way more entertaining

Where are all of the ladies trying to convince of his his hotness?
I still say the word Douche was invented for this tool. Always fits, always appropriate.

Wow, that is one tiny lady.

MINDFLAB!

That's a body worthy of a Cirque de Solei show.

@12 - no woman is going to try and convince you of his hotness... look at him. There's nothing hot about that pilsbury dough boy.

so was this just photoshopped or something ?
http://popbytes.com/img/criss-angel-mf-s3-1.jpg

I remember a little while ago, this guy was sort ripped. I'm glad I saw this though, it inspires me not to stop working out! The funny thing is with people like him, it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you have money and fame, this guy will always be nailing someone hot...

These pics made me literally quit eating my lunch, and push my plate away, as I gagged slightly and threw up in my mouth just a bit.

how on earth is he SO incredibly gross? I mean, I've seen pics of Mickey Rourke that don't elicit such a visceral reaction in my gut.

BARF.

BTW, that's the MAID.

Hey chica in the itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini... instead of kissing him, you might as well gargle with vinegar and water...

Looks like the "Chris Angel" freakshow we're all subjected to on TV is nothing but another fictional character portrayed by an actor trying to find a niche and make a living. I actually have more respect for the guy now that I see he's really just some regular dude who found a profitable way to market himself.

He's not much different than Gene Simmons--take a group of average (at best) musicians, add outrageous costumes and make up, PROFIT!

Unlike the Underpants Gnomes, these guys figured out Step 2. Kudos to them.

I hear from people in the industry that his show in Vegas is one huge epic fail, and they can't even give away comp tickets, and other magicians despise the shit out of him on a personal and professional level.

Not that any of this surprises me. Look at the fucker.

Douche MC DOUCHERSON.. what a waste of money... and a major DOWNGRADE from Holly Madison... Guess he cant handle a woman closer to his own age.. Loseerrr

He has no body hair.

looks like he went from gothed out
to pigged out.

So what if he gained weight...he's still hot....and I guarantee every single one of your guys in here are his size or bigger. Just saying.

Let the man have a vacation in peace!!! He looks great, and his girlfriend Sandra is not a prostitute! She is very nice and they have been together for sometime now. She's much better than Holly ever was!

Sad part is, this chick actually thinks he can perform magic. So it's a pretty safe bet he hasn't banged her yet. Mind Freak! Yeah, I do, MIND FREAK. So take your goth poser ass to the Gulf of Mexico, and disappear down a tiger sharks gullet. What a douche.

He has such tiny little feet... :)

Why do people seem to dislike him so much? I've never seen or heard of him doing any harm to anyone...

This guy is all hokey pokey, should go back to New Jersey where he was performing brithday parties. What a contridaction

Anyone know of any magician / illusionist that's not a douche bag fag?

they have been together for some time because she and her mother were with him at his wax figure revealing in may. i do know her name but im not going to post it as its not really anyones business and im sure itll come out anyway with the way the media is today. she is very beautiful but i have to say that she is very young. resembled a teenage gloria estefan. she did not look comfortable at all with the media or the press. she is very petite and the only time i saw her smile was to take the picture with criss. i personally think she is too young for this to last. ive met criss and while i wouldnt say he is hot, he sure is an ok looking guy and certainly does not not not look his age. and i have to say his skin is flawless up close and personal. and he did say even than that he had to tone it up a bit because the wax figure looked more ripped than him.
overall he was a nice guy and his family were just the nicest people ever.

they have been together for some time because she and her mother were with him at his wax figure revealing in may. i do know her name but im not going to post it as its not really anyones business and im sure itll come out anyway with the way the media is today. she is very beautiful but i have to say that she is very young. resembled a teenage gloria estefan. she did not look comfortable at all with the media or the press. she is very petite and the only time i saw her smile was to take the picture with criss. i personally think she is too young for this to last. ive met criss and while i wouldnt say he is hot, he sure is an ok looking guy and certainly does not not not look his age. and i have to say his skin is flawless up close and personal. and he did say even than that he had to tone it up a bit because the wax figure looked more ripped than him.
overall he was a nice guy and his family were just the nicest people ever.

Are you sure that's Angel? I just saw him in Vegas and he was, like...totally ripped! Maybe that was an illusion as well!

That isn't his girlfriend. She looks like the maid for the room.

Chris Angel hasn't worked out since the last two months.The girls looks surprisingly quite neat.

Hearing Chris Angel is a douche in all the various forms is like a fart...I laugh everytime

Hearing Chris Angel is a douch in all the various forms is like a fart...I laugh everytime

I am glad Chris found someone to make him happy! She is cute!

She is a step up from Holly! Im glad Chris dumped Holly...this girl makes holly look like crap....and she doesnt need tons of make-up, airbrushing and bleached hair to be beautiful!

Why are you calling her a "prostitute???" Just because she is Mexican?

I always thought that, when the jackhole takes his shirt off, there's just another Affliction t-shirt under it. One that's fused to his skin.

Can't forget to buy marshmellows this weekend....

dunno why all u idiots are dissin on the guy. im not some teenage fangirl, but his show is entertaining and he's never done anything besides try to get publicity by "dating" women. in all reality, those are all staged to get him and the other person publicity...but then again all of hollywood is staged (cough, cough john and kate cough cough).

Wow, racist much? Yes he is really gross, but why is she a prostitute? Please tell me it's because you have concrete proof that she is indeed a streetwalker and not because she's ethnic. So is this what people think when they see a white guy with an ethnic woman? That he's slumming? I guess this country really hasn't come that far...

I don't know, looks like he's having a pretty good time.

too everyone saying he was ripped when they just saw him...obviously he has a twin brother who helps him do his illusions

I really don't see why everyone's crapping on him. He may not be as hot as he used to be (before he went mainstream with an A&E show and cut off all his hair and changed his look entirely), but he's still a normal, sweet guy, and I can't stand people talking shit about him.

By the way, he is NOT fat - I'm sure most of the sad specimens passing for "men" on here are fat, doughy fucks that make this guy look like a Ken doll.

Can't Criss find a real woman and leave the kid girlfriend to us 22 year old guys.

#27 and #32, are you hopeless romantics? Get real. Did you see this guy on Larry King just a few months ago with Holly gushing at how happy the two of them were? It's all a joke! Entertainers, politicians, and especially musicians are womanizers. They feed off the energy of different women so they can keep going. I seriously don't know why any of these people ever get married. At least Criss isn't making that mistake again after he drained his first wife.

Criss Angel has been dating this girl off and on for a long time. I think he is truly in love with her. She was in the background of Holly and Veronica ) and still got back with him afterwards so I think they are the real thing and will be getting married.

I think all the others were just PR and his heart belongs to this young chick. She isn't a good looking girl like what we are used to seeing him with so I guess beauty is in the eyes of the lover. - lol.

Oh great just what the world needs to see another young female going after a Sugar Daddy.

Sweet Daddy and his little girl.

IS THAT HIS DAUGHTER?

oh my god who is that ugly girl??

Seriously does she look like the maid for the room.?

That isn’t Criss Angel girlfriend. That is a Mexican kid that does the cleaning of the rooms.

With all the beautiful ladies in Vegas Criss decides to date a teenager.

Whatever floats your TACO.

It's real magic. He turned into a flabby schlub before your eyes. MINDFREAK!!

Sandra isnt his girlfriend,only his paid escort to appear in public with him in between his other fake girlfriends. thats why shes always there when he breaks up with someone...anything to keep the image going and hide his real personal life....where he plays the part of CRIMSON in an orgy with all those guys!

HAHA I highly doubt Criss Angel is gay. He was just dating the bigest bimbo around who hasn't seen a young penis in years.

I would respect him more if he was gay then dating trash like Holly.

This guy need to get out of Vegas, looks like cirque wants to send the show to Europe where they will except his rude behavior . Saw the show what a stinker! Can't believe that MGM who ownes the luxor let him get away with a sun standard show. He really needs to get back to his cumfort zone of performing Birthday parties in New Jersey.

This guy need to get out of Vegas, looks like cirque wants to send the show to Europe where they will except his rude behavior . Saw the show what a stinker! Can't believe that MGM who ownes the luxor let him get away with a sun standard show. He really needs to get back to his cumfort zone of performing Birthday parties in New Jersey.

This guy need to get out of Vegas, looks like cirque wants to send the show to Europe where they will except his rude behavior . Saw the show what a stinker! Can't believe that MGM who ownes the luxor let him get away with a sun standard show. He really needs to get back to his cumfort zone of performing Birthday parties in New Jersey.

Does anybody know if Criss is really dating that kid or it is just PR?

YES CRISS ANGEL IS DATING THAT KID. I THINK SHE IS 12 YEARS OLD - HEHEHEHE.

Judge awarded Criss' abs to Holly Madison. Criss got to keep Hollys wardrobe.

He sees the camera doesn't he? Why not hide? Maybe he thought no one would recognize him under that blanket of schlubber.

read the lyrics to his songs-RUBBER ROOM, and PROCREATION, then look up criss angel submissive sleights...in the opening of his show,he points to his dogtags,then puts a finger to his lips and says "shush"...but its not a secret really to anyone in vegas..only his fans

This is the first time that I ever saw Criss date a girl who wasn't good looking. She is very skinny and looks very young. Kind of funny looking kid.

Must be love for him.

That girl looks like she is no nore than 20. Criss likes them very young. He can contraol them She is UGLY not used to see Criss with somebody with no looks and so young.

PICTURE #15 LOOKS LIKE DAUGHTER CUDDLING UP TO DADDY.

I FIND IT VERY DISTRIBUTING.

See not gay just dates ugly skinny chick.

FAKE!!! THIS OBVIOUSLY NOT CRISS!!!!! CRISS HAS A GREAT BODYYY!!!! I JUST SAW HIM LATELY ON JUNE!!!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE...

Sorry to say Criss but your girlfriend is a rag.

The girl is 12 years old not 16 years old.

For the love of Pete, leave Criss and his relationships alone!! He is happy she is happy and what they do in private is their friggin business.

Oh please Criss can't be to happy with her. First she is a kid. Second she is the rebound kid. Notice Criss dates the beautiful women and then when he splits with them he takes back this kid.

She needs to move on and stop looking like a fool. Mature for her will do that.

I for one for very bad for this young girl. She is obviously a very insecure girl. To watch him flaunt his love for all these beautiful women and then take him back when he is done with them is sad. i think we all have been in bad relationships when we were so young as she is.

She needs to open her eyes and I agree with the above she needs to move on a find a life of her own and let go of "sugar daddy".

ITS NOT THAT SHE IS A little girl. ITS THAT SHE IS NOT A bad LITTLE GIRL OR A good LITTLE GIRL ,JUST A bland LITTLE GIRL. BOREING, AT LEAST IT APPEARS . BUT WHO KNOWS? P.S ANY ONE WOULD LOOK BAD IN THAT KIND OF LIGHTING ,FOOLS.

She might be very young and very unattractive but at least it isn't Holly HO Madison.

idk if he has gained weight. he is still the best damn magican i have ever seen. i respect him 4 that. magic is not easy stuff sometimes. and he is still hot. so what if he dont have those abs any more. ur guys r just jealous

idk if he has gained weight. he is still the best damn magican i have ever seen. i respect him 4 that. magic is not easy stuff sometimes. and he is still hot. so what if he dont have those abs any more. ur guys r just jealous

Criss is back in Vegas now with his little girl.

And what's your point? The man is allowed privacy and should be allowed to live his own life outside of the scrutiny of the public when it comes to his girlfriends.

Little girl is only for public use,...Leather Daddy is for private use! Go to laragmag.com and see him dressed up as CRIMSON...HE wears his fishnet stockings for his "Group parties"!!!--Thats how he gets those occassional black eyes.

Criss Angel dating a minor? How Gross!!

Don't be jealous ladies of this high school chick she should be going back to school soon.

What a step DOWN from Miss Nevada! She's kinda ugly, not just cause she's ethnic...HOW STUPID!! lol! Uhmmm, ugly people come in all shapes, sizes AND RACES! He IS in MEXICO, is it REALLY THAT unreasonable to think...maybe he hit-it-off with the maid, and she MIGHT be Mexican?...Come on he IS a celebrity, with a FAT wallet...so fat, the maid probably never noticed his "fat" stomach!

The girl is skinny and very unattractive. She looks like a child in his arms and I am disgusted to see these pictures. They should be taken off the internet. He looks like a man with a 16 year old.

The girl is not a new girlfriend. She is his bitch. She is not very bright. She goes back to him after every romance he has. I guess she loves have a sugar daddy.

The girl looks starved!

Just think about it, I hear she's only 4 yrs. older than Myley Cyrus !!
He's definitely old enuf to be her FATHER - is she black?

What's next, driving around in convertibles with a wig flapping (like those old men with $$ trying to look young??)

Just think about it, I hear she's only 4 yrs. older than Myley Cyrus !!
He's definitely old enuf to be her FATHER - is she black?

What's next, driving around in convertibles with a wig flapping (like those old men with $$ trying to look young??)

To Commen t#24

He's greek, he HAS body hair, he just waxes it all off - take a look at his NY stuff, he's REALLY HAIRY - but to TOTALLY shave your armpits dude?
does this mean your nuts are hairless too??

He's not flabby, just WHITE - if he sucked his gut in, his abs would show

To Commen t#24

He's greek, he HAS body hair, he just waxes it all off - take a look at his NY stuff, he's REALLY HAIRY - but to TOTALLY shave your armpits dude?
does this mean your nuts are hairless too??

He's not flabby, just WHITE - if he sucked his gut in, his abs would show

To Commen t#24

He's greek, he HAS body hair, he just waxes it all off - take a look at his NY stuff, he's REALLY HAIRY - but to TOTALLY shave your armpits dude?
does this mean your nuts are hairless too??

He's not flabby, just WHITE - if he sucked his gut in, his abs would show

Yikes she is a kid.

How does Criss go from dating Holly Madison The Queen Of The Bimbos to a kid.

HE shaves his whole body because he thinks he's CRIMSON and wants to be soft and hairless when he invites "The boys" over. take a look at his "dungeon room" on mtv cribs.--in vegas he's known for being heavy into S&M, Just like he acts out on stage every night.

Blain, Copperfield, Angel. 3 simple modern so "called" magicians, yet not more then what any able bodied person with practice could achieve. Do a lil' research and see where their at; last I looked Copperfield was accused of sexual harrassment, Blaine just settled like a fart in a vacuum, and as for Angel, he has some serious issues. One word: CON. Paid crowd, wires, specialized camera len(s); simple "magic" is gone.

Criss should really hide the fact that he is dating this kid. The pictures are very distributing. Bad enough she is ugly but she looks like a daughter on top of her Daddy.

There are so many levels of wrong here it's not worth talking about!

I watched Season 5 last night. I thought I was going to throw up when he kiss this little girl and referred to her as his girlfriend. Is he kidding?

Does he not know he is going to be 42 and she is no more than 20 if that.

Not only is she not attractive which should mean anything but she is such a kid and she even talks like a kid.

The Mindfreak 5 premiere was less about the same old same old illusions and more of the public display of affection between a 41 yr old man and his underage girlfriend. I was not Mindfreaked but Mindpuked. When did showcasing oneself as a pedafile ever become cool?

How do we know she is only 20? And how do you know her name is Cassandra Gomez?

Cassandra is Sandra from his show. The first time she was on his show was about 4 years ago. She was 15 then. She is the little spanish chick who must be at least 21 (god I hope) but she looks like 18 or 20.

She takes Criss back everytime he breaks up with somebody - what a fool she is.

Give the girl a break. She isn't a fool she is a teenager who is just starting out in the dating world. She probably enjoys the "daddy' zone relationship.

EWWW THAT IS JUST SO WRONG - SO GROSS!!

First of all who cares what color woman Criss goes out ? What does it matter?????????
2nd, Look at the body of that man, Criss has not had an out of shape body like that since he became famous. That man doesn't have a muscle on his body!!

Criss takes pride in his body and always at the gym..He has an amazing looking body so stop trying to fool people and ruin a very nice man rep!

I don't care what color she is but she looks more like his daughter. She looks like a 17 year old kid.

That girl is so enjoying her Poppy.

I am waiting to watch Criss do some real magic and turn this teenager girlfriend Sandra into a real WOMAN.

I am waiting to watch Criss do some real magic and turn this teenager girlfriend Sandra into a real WOMAN.

Boy he was going with holly and now even a younger girl. They keeping getting younger. He a man whore gross gross gross. And this stupid little mexican girl give me a break he is rock the cradle. She will get a bun in the oven and leave him then take all his money.
I use to like the guy but he gets sicker every 3 months he has a new girl friend or as in this time a kid friend ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Can you say pedifile.

OMG not only is this girl UGLY she looks like she is 15 years old.

I am so sick of you people making fun of Criss and assuming he is dating that little girl Sandra. Sandra is a family friend. Criss is going to be 42 years old he is NOT going to date a 20 year old girl.

Those above pics are a set up. Don't believe them. Criss is a grown man who has experienced life he is NOT going to date a girl who was just a teen last year.

Come on look at her anybody can see she is still a KID!!!

Leave Criss alone. He knows better then being a pedifile.

DUDE JST LET THE MAN DO AND BE WHO HE WANTS TO BE.... DON'T BE JEALOUS CUZ HE'S FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT...

I am also into JAILBAIT girlfriend but Criss come on this girl is UGLY.

You guys are so jealous that I got Criss Angel and you will never have him. I might be only 20 years old but Criss likes it. Holly Ho was a bimbo and it took him 4 months of bad sex with her to realize he can never have anybody but me.

So you guys can comment on all the sites but this man is mine forever I will see to that.

Que mulher feia que vc esta meu amor .....
Eu aqui esperando vc......
Tudo bem vc vai vim para mim....eu espero...
I BELIVE......
TE amo....
Joanna martins fragoso.....

Que mulher feia que vc esta meu amor .....
Eu aqui esperando vc......
Tudo bem vc vai vim para mim....eu espero...
I BELIVE......
TE amo....
Joanna martins fragoso.....

Oq e isso.....criss?

ewwww she is ugly and bitchy looking. Not to mention looks like a 16 year old.

Man o manoshevitz....there are some serious opinions of what ole magic boy is up to...or who he's up to....but people...you act like this is the first man EVER to date a much younger girl.Though I agree I'm totally sick to death of men with $ dating/getting "trophy" wives/girlfriends, the ONLY thing I dont get in this instance is perhaps ole Cris needs to get an eye check up cos this girl is a BARKIN.......HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not only that but does she ever ,ever SMILE????I'm Cris's age,single, from his area things in common, etc. and have been told I strongly resemble Heather Locklear, but I bet my last bottom dollar folks that this girl would win out over me so HE could say I'm f----- an 18 yo....any guys out there care to try to make me understand WHY?????

Man o manoshevitz....there are some serious opinions of what ole magic boy is up to...or who he's up to....but people...you act like this is the first man EVER to date a much younger girl.Though I agree I'm totally sick to death of men with $ dating/getting "trophy" wives/girlfriends, the ONLY thing I dont get in this instance is perhaps ole Cris needs to get an eye check up cos this girl is a BARKIN.......HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not only that but does she ever ,ever SMILE????I'm Cris's age,single, from his area things in common, etc. and have been told I strongly resemble Heather Locklear, but I bet my last bottom dollar folks that this girl would win out over me so HE could say I'm f----- an 18 yo....any guys out there care to try to make me understand WHY?????

18 years old??? This girl looks maybe 16 years old.

That chick is a bag of bones.

Why would a man of 42 want to date a girl who is 20 years old. It isn't her looks that is for sure.

HEY NOT ALL LATINA GIRLS ARE MAIDS LOL!! And if he want to be with one get over it latinas rull and wite bitches drull lol jk dont get butt hurt white girls!!

nothing wrong with him dating a latina girl but the girl looks like a daughter more than a girlfriend. that pic of her laying on top of him is so distributing. it looks like daughter on top of daddy.

So I hear Criss is going to Mexico on vacation again. We will be lucky (lol) to have more pictures of him and his boney little girlfriend who looks like she is 16 years old Sandra.

Get over it. I'm not 16 I am 19 years old. Criss dumped that stupid Ho Holly Madison for me. She is trash. I love my sugar daddy so just mind your stupid business and let it be.

As you can see Criss always comes back to his mexican hottie.

O WOW a big step from 16 thats funny but hey what i always say age ant nothing but a number so if he is happy with her thin let it be it like 22 yrs differents DAM THATS CRAZY o and she a latina and that even better o well!!!

hahaha on so many levels

Oh Come on Sandra looks more like a friend of "little Dimitra" then Criss' g/f. She is still a child.

I guess women scare Criss so he needs to date a girl who just started getting he rmonthly.

Oh Come on Sandra looks more like a friend of "little Dimitra" then Criss' g/f. She is still a child.

I guess women scare Criss so he needs to date a girl who just started getting he rmonthly.

Who would think that Criss Angel would date a real ugly 16 year old kid.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH AN UGLY INDIAN

I don't think she is Indian. Ugly she is but not Indian. I think she is spanish. I feel bad for her. Criss fools around on her all the time and she is so stupid and young not to know to not get back with him. She is his doormat.

Hmmm I see Criss Angel is into little girls.

Although I think Criss Angel looks like a fool dating such a kid. The girl looks more like his daughter i rather see him with her than that bimbo Holly Madison.

The thought that he slept with Holly HO BIMBO PLASTIC is so sickening. Did he not know she was licking the balls of an 85 year old man.

The above girl he is with now looks like she is 16 years old - yikes!

Does anytbody know if Criss is still dating this little girl?

yes, he is

Criss is married to Sandra.

OMG No Criss can't really be dating this kid. I have to admit I haven't read or looked up on Criss Angel since he was dating Cameron Diaz. I was curious what Criss Angel was up to these day and now I am sorry I looked.

Isn't Criss going to be 43 years old? Why is he going around with this girl who looks like she is 16 years old at best. She isn't even pretty which is something you always see on his arm.

I hope this is just a joke. I think I will turn back into Criss in 6 months or more and see him with a WOMAN not this kid.

Ele engordou né?....

I don't know who is worse. This above girl who looks like she is not a day over 16 or Holly Ho Madison. I find nothing attractive at all about Holly Ho. The below link if you scroll down you will get to see what her fake breast look likes from Peepshow. It is gross.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/category/holly-madison/

ouch, my eyes!!

Holly's fake plastic boobs are gross and this girl Criss is with has an ugly face and looks no more than 17 years old.

I think everyone just needs to leave Criss alone. Dog the Bounty Hunter makes racist comments and his show gets airtime out the ying yang, Eric Bana makes a sex tape with two other chicks and its hardly noticed....all Criss does is date....and its like its the third world war. I've also heard he's extremely nice in person. He's also the best magician in the world today. Just leave him alone.

Wonder why Criss Angel is trying to hide the fact that he is dating this teenager. We all know he is seeing this kid. If I was Sandra I would be PISSED that he doesn't want to talk about her. But then again she is a kid so she hasn't learned to know better yet.

http://www.vegasdeluxe.com/blogs/luxe-life/2009/dec/14/exclusive-criss-angels-new-embelieveem-illusions-e/

That's not Criss at all!!! Doesn't even look anything like him!!! Need to get your facts straight when you assume someone..

This girl he is dating is 16 years old.

Criss is married to Sandra. He wants to keep in a secret until she gets out of middle school.

thank you

Is Criss still dating this 15 year old.

Please Criss gain my respect again and tell me this really isn't a girl you are dating. She could be your daughter for god's sake.

There is no evidence that Criss married this little girlfriend Sandra. Get your facts straight. She is not important. Criss Angel's health and happiness are what's important!

Go to hell you ugly bitch. Criss is not a douchbag.

No it is Criss' girlfriend Sandra who is the ugly bitch. OMG she is a fucking teenager. If he is going to date a child at least find a pretty one.