Jul 10 2009Britney Spears converting to Judaism?
Britney Spears might be converting to Judaism for her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick, according to The Sun:
The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour.
She has even recruited a rabbi to help her study the faith.
A source said: "Britney wants to try the religion Jason was brought up with."
Jesus. -- Whoops, bad choice of words. But seriously, haven't these people suffered enough? Adolf Hitler's probably laughing in his grave right now wishing he came up with it first. "Ha, the holocaust. What was I thinking? Hitler, you so crazy."
Thanks to Jon Smith who knows how to poke a hot ass.
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Deacon Jones - July 10, 2009 11:35 AM
Well, it would be fitting....
She IS fat and obnoxious...
2. DrPhowstus - July 10, 2009 11:37 AM
Britney Spearsberg.
3. Chupacabra - July 10, 2009 11:37 AM
Well, she's welcomed with open arms, being the third or fourth highest paid poor excuse for a female performer out there.
that pic looks like little boy wants mama milk. NOW.
4. uh Uh UH! Yeah - July 10, 2009 11:44 AM
over my dead yamulke!
5. blp - July 10, 2009 11:49 AM
She looks more Jewish now, I keep thinking of Susie from Curb.
6. havoc - July 10, 2009 11:51 AM
The Jews sunk the Titanic.....
.
7. Photoshop Police - July 10, 2009 11:55 AM
Um... didn't she already do this when she started practicing Kabbalah?
ATTENTION STUPID CELEBRITIES:
Changing religions does not make you a better person!
BEING A BETTER PERSON makes you a better person!
... JERKS!!!!
Happy Friday, Everyone!
8. timbo - July 10, 2009 11:57 AM
I thought she was a Kabbalahian, or Kabbalahite...or uhhhhhh. I thought she practiced Kabbalah.
9. JayOne - July 10, 2009 11:57 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!! Dude, you are a comedic GENIUS!!!
10. Meream - July 10, 2009 11:57 AM
I think she's had that necklace for a long time. I've seen her wear that a year or so ago.
11. Agnsotic - July 10, 2009 11:59 AM
Eh, religion is way overrated.
12. gotmilk? - July 10, 2009 12:03 PM
yeah she's been wearing that necklace for some time now.
that kid is about to rip the side of that shirt down. shudder.
13. Jeff - July 10, 2009 12:08 PM
Jew's don't want her.
Gives us a bad name
14. ROUGH daddy - July 10, 2009 12:21 PM
Do they even make taco bell kosher?....
15. LCC - July 10, 2009 12:38 PM
Speaking for a rather large family of Jews, you gentiles can keep this frap-happy ho!
16. borat - July 10, 2009 12:39 PM
throw the jew down the well
so my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
then we have big party
17. The Jesus - July 10, 2009 12:43 PM
Now she'll have more rights to occupy the West Bank than the natives do.
18. j2773 - July 10, 2009 12:48 PM
Will she get circumsized now?
19. ZJ - July 10, 2009 12:50 PM
What the hell is a Jew???
Thought they were extinct.
20. Awesome Andy - July 10, 2009 12:54 PM
Me thinks someone ate too many jew jubes.
21. j2773 - July 10, 2009 12:56 PM
Will she get circumsized now?
22. EB - July 10, 2009 1:26 PM
I was born Jewish. Can I convert to white trash?
23. Jew - July 10, 2009 1:31 PM
We really don't want her... Anyone know what movement (sect) of Judaism she is considering? What about the boys? Is she going to make them convert too?
24. Max Planck - July 10, 2009 1:44 PM
She can put some she in Yesheva....Oy!
25. Rodham - July 10, 2009 1:45 PM
So are they gonna make her start kvetching about the holocaust now?
26. mikeock - July 10, 2009 1:49 PM
She'll look good in a mustache, long curly sideburns and a wide brimmed hat.
27. More Britney - July 10, 2009 2:08 PM
That's a MILF chest if I ever saw one.
Nuts or not, me like.
28. k. MING - July 10, 2009 2:59 PM
It's Adolf by the way!!!
29. yertele - July 10, 2009 3:14 PM
You never know.... She is so crazy that she might convert to another religion just the next day...
30. apb - July 10, 2009 5:01 PM
she probably doesnt know what the symbol means haha idiot
31. Lauren - July 10, 2009 5:10 PM
Wow, you can't spell Adolf? Wow. I like the celeb updates, but really... you can spell every star's name, but not the worst person in the history of the world's (besides Stalin) name? Good.
32. jen - July 10, 2009 6:09 PM
i think she should convert to "braism."
33. pasteve - July 10, 2009 6:18 PM
"Star of who? It's one of them pentagraphs like from Charmed, y'all."
34. brian t - July 10, 2009 6:21 PM
I bet Bernie Madoff is kicking himself right now. He could have hung on a few more months, then had a word with the new Shiksa = problem solved. For a few months, at least.
35. Abdo - July 10, 2009 6:46 PM
She was wearing a bigger one the day she went nuts and shaved her hair
36. tony - July 10, 2009 6:46 PM
this is such bullshit. trawick is not a jewish name. he is not even jewish
37. tony - July 10, 2009 6:46 PM
this is such bullshit. trawick is not a jewish name. he is not even jewish
38. Mosi Tatupu - July 10, 2009 6:58 PM
You poor Jew's can't catch a break.....sorry.
39. GG1000 - July 10, 2009 8:45 PM
"Wants to try"? Like having a Coke Zero instead of a Diet Coke one day?
40. cheezypoof - July 10, 2009 10:59 PM
She is the same age as me and yet covered in icky burnt sun spots and leathery skin. Nasty. As for the necklace she probably didn't know it was the star of david she just liked the sparkle... shiny!
41. captain america - July 11, 2009 1:53 AM
I THOUGHT SHE DID THIS A CENTURY AGO, folks?
42. vito - July 11, 2009 4:02 AM
Hey #6...just because the Titanic was sunk by an iceBERG doesn't mean the Jews did it!
Hardee-har-harski!
43. The Sabre Tooth Tiger - July 11, 2009 6:06 AM
If Britney coverts to judaism i'll find Hitlers remains and blow him
She;s not mentally stable enough to read a child care manual let alone sit still in a synagogue. She needs to convert to the level of 'sane human being who can be trusted to not use red bull and diet pills as a substitute for oxyontin' before anything else,
44. Anthony from Websolutions - July 11, 2009 7:08 AM
If a person wears some kind of necklace does not mean she is going to convert her religion. Britney must respect her religion to which she was born.
45. Galtacticus - July 11, 2009 7:16 AM
Maybe this religion will cast all those demons outta her!
46. Nero - July 11, 2009 7:21 AM
@45 How about an army of exorcists?
47. Darth - July 11, 2009 7:31 AM
Maybe Jesus himself could cast her demons outta her.But then she would dry hump him which he would consider as awkward!
48. lol - July 11, 2009 12:17 PM
"I was born Jewish. Can I convert to white trash?"
yes!! all you need to do is buy some wolf t-shirts, wear spaulding
tennis shoes and chaw some Kodiak, or you can be newage trash
get a tapout shirt, a tribal tattoo and some white/black/grey camo shorts
49. Lawn Gnome Council - July 12, 2009 5:44 AM
Hitler doesn't have a grave. The Russian government does own shards of his skull though. Fun fact!
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