Jul 21 2009Britney Spears' conservatorship to end in November
Jamie Spears is ready to let Britney Spears make her own decisions in November which is conveniently when her gravy train tour ends. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us Jamie Spears will ask the court to review the terms of the conservatorship after her concert tour ends in November. Jamie can't ask the judge to end it -- just to review it. The judge then decides if Britney should regain control of her life.
We're told Jamie thinks Britney is ready to roll on her own. He has made her life his full time job since February, 2008.
Fact is ... if it weren't for the tour, given Britney's progress, the judge might already have made the decision to undo the conservatorship. The various vendors were promised under their contracts that the conservatorship would stay in tact throughout the tour.
Really? November? The same month as, oh I dunno, Thanksgiving. Jesus. I can almost read the headlines now:
Britney Spears Attacks Macy's Turkey Float with Gravy Gun
Britney Spears Sues Barack Obama for Pardoning Turkey
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Die in Freak Eating Contest. Nation's Pie Supply Dangerously Low.
Then again, nothing like job security during a recession. FREE BRITNEY!
Photo: Fame
Reader Comments
1. Fergie's Penis - July 21, 2009 10:46 AM
Nice legs. I want to be between them.
2. Chef - July 21, 2009 10:51 AM
I got to admit, she's looking really quite HOT!
3. The Jerk - July 21, 2009 10:54 AM
@3..If you think women with shitty extensions are "HOT" then I'm sure your tastes for women tend to be in the region of anything below a height of 3ft tall that uses a motorized wheelchair to get around with one eye hanging 2 inches lower than the other one while she screams "GAHHRHHHHHHHH"..am I right?
4. RichPort's Ghost - July 21, 2009 10:58 AM
I'm still working on my turkey drumstick costume... I plan on sitting at her front gate and calling her name this November, saying seductively "Eaaaaaaaat meeeeee"...
5. The Jerk - July 21, 2009 11:00 AM
LOL, I meant that for @2.. ;D
6. Anon - July 21, 2009 11:03 AM
Then in November roll on the crazy
7. Wow! - July 21, 2009 11:12 AM
@3......LMAO! That was great. (I've really seen people like that! They're friggin' CREEPY!)
8. Meream - July 21, 2009 11:13 AM
HAha those are hilarious. But I'm rooting for her. Hope she's well enough to lead her own life now.
9. The Jerk - July 21, 2009 11:24 AM
@7..I need to know where you live that you see people like that WOW! Let's just hope its not the same place that the Bearded Lady resides at, and Im not talking about Winchells.
10. Wow! - July 21, 2009 11:31 AM
@9 Well there is one living right next door to me, in fact. She lives with my father-in-law! She's hideous and extremely frightening. And if her looks weren't scary enough....she makes this HORRIBLE screeching sound every time she opens her mouth. It's traumatic. It really, really is.
11. Kelley - July 21, 2009 11:32 AM
"In tact" ??? Don't you mean intact ??? Phish needs to learn how to spell !!!
12. Wow! - July 21, 2009 11:32 AM
In Michigan, btw.
13. Wow! - July 21, 2009 11:38 AM
@ 9....Do you have a dog named Shithead?
14. The Jerk - July 21, 2009 11:44 AM
@10..LOL Your father in law got exactly what he wanted in his craigslist ad then..a "screamer". Oh Michigan? I'm guessing this must be near the UP due to the interbreeding of white trash up there, which of course is nothing new.
15. Wow! - July 21, 2009 11:50 AM
@14...Yeah, yeah, yeah. The places a girl will go to be with her man; what can I say?
16. Dumbass - July 21, 2009 12:01 PM
@11 That's the text from TMZ, you dumbass. You should learn how to read.
17. Maggie - July 21, 2009 12:08 PM
she looks good, she should stay off the hamburgers/starbucks
18. TrannyGranny - July 21, 2009 12:17 PM
The dude behind her looks like a gay Ronald McDonald in elevator shoes.
19. leo - July 21, 2009 12:27 PM
She's UGLY
20. Katie - July 21, 2009 3:22 PM
She looks good in orange. Her hair and her outfit go nicely together.
21. jarrod - July 21, 2009 3:43 PM
so hopefully there will be some kinda escape clause in case she goes apeshit again, so her dad can regain control if need be. jeez.. it'll be fun watching, but what a trainwreck.
22. tahnee - July 21, 2009 6:48 PM
she's touring australia andnew zealand after she finishes in america in november
23. K-Dizzle - July 21, 2009 8:32 PM
I want her to shave her head again!..... :'(
24. uh - July 21, 2009 11:56 PM
@19
You're GAY
25. Narcissist - July 22, 2009 5:17 AM
This is a nice picture. How much of her hair is real now?
26. veronica - July 22, 2009 6:34 AM
Hot cougars? Sensual milfs?
"Cougar Central"? "San Carlos" ? or "San Francisco"?
*** kisscougar. c o m *** is the real place that is packed with them
27. Nero - July 22, 2009 9:23 AM
She just wasn't adult or woman enough.
28. Darth - July 22, 2009 9:23 AM
It's rare in that world but it turns out that her father really wanted the best for her.