Jul 8 2009Brad Garrett's girlfriend is kind of awesome
Here's Brad Garrett and his girlfriend Isabella at the 2009 World Series of Poker in Vegas, and hats off to their simple, yet effective strategy. It took me about 45 minutes to realize Brad was even in this shot, let alone that there's a poker game going on. So I'm pretty sure if I was playing, I would've said "Go Fish" before laying the deed to my house down on the table. And don't act like Kenny Rogers wouldn't have done the same thing. No one likes a liar.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove Everybody Loves Raymond. But mostly his residual checks.
Thanks to WickedChopsPoker.com for passing along the nips. My first-born child is in the mail.
Photos: WickedChopsPoker.com
Reader Comments
1. LOLWTFBBQ - July 8, 2009 11:42 PM
Yes!
2. rich - July 8, 2009 11:46 PM
@1....loser
3. KC - July 8, 2009 11:47 PM
Nice move, distract your poker opponents.
4. KC - July 8, 2009 11:47 PM
Nice move, distract your poker opponents.
5. Tad Bit Tipsy - July 8, 2009 11:48 PM
Naturally Funalicious..... but tiny tiny nipples!!! Could you get a hold of those with your teeth, my big ass lips would get in the way.
6. KC - July 8, 2009 11:49 PM
Lame move, double posting...
7. Dad - July 9, 2009 12:02 AM
He like POKE HER (poker)
Sorry.
Had to say it!
8. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 9, 2009 12:04 AM
very nice!
9. larrythecableguy - July 9, 2009 12:06 AM
do you actually even remotely understand what an idiot you are censoring something that does not need to be censored?
10. vanDammit - July 9, 2009 12:06 AM
Poke Her Face?
11. MRS - July 9, 2009 12:08 AM
Loving the penciled in eyebrow look.
12. Jeevan - July 9, 2009 12:16 AM
What a bummer. The plan failed. Next time she can wear a tank top made of clear plastic.
13. tromba - July 9, 2009 12:17 AM
What's the deal? Is this guy hung to his knees or is she just gold digging?
14. Demie - July 9, 2009 12:20 AM
Why there's a star? lol! Indeed that's distracting :)
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15. rising - July 9, 2009 12:28 AM
My penis is rising again.
16. bribios - July 9, 2009 12:33 AM
Brad Garret seriously pulls this kind of ass? I need money.
17. Ted Kennedy's tumor - July 9, 2009 12:36 AM
Liquer up front, poker in the rear.
18. Joejam2845 - July 9, 2009 12:58 AM
Is this girl even over 18????
19. captain america - July 9, 2009 1:35 AM
When you're expected to drop your sperm on these photos.
...........................YES, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. Harry - July 9, 2009 1:45 AM
Hey Brad, Steve McNair on line 1.
21. hotness - July 9, 2009 1:46 AM
She has a skanky look on her face like she loved to be reamed in the ass from behind and then lick your sword clean straight afterwards.
Hotness indeed.
......... \m/ \m/ .............
22. Rhialto - July 9, 2009 2:36 AM
Hola! This is quite a hottie! He nipple says he's having one pair.
23. friendlyfires - July 9, 2009 2:39 AM
Isabella is sorta Brad's attempt at an an Ace In The Hole, a distraction from the game. I like how the lesbian players get all boobs out and lipsticky to distract the guys who ate gunpowder and psychoactive drugs the night before.
24. Siphon - July 9, 2009 3:25 AM
Thank you!
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26. Albin Bainbridge - July 9, 2009 4:52 AM
Could you imagine how boring it must be for her to stand in the back and watch the boyfriend she's clearly dating just for money playing poker? That crap can go on for hours, and it's sleep-inducingly lame to watch.
27. Renee - July 9, 2009 5:18 AM
You men on here think that all the women that they show on this site are hot. If they put a picture of a one eye dwarf with 3 breast (like on total recall) then you would talk about how hot that was- pathetic.
i love the title- "she's kinda awsome"
looks to me "she is kinda flat chested."
and don't even get me started on that pancake butt.
28. Bosco - July 9, 2009 5:21 AM
Maybe if she didn't look like a famine victim the plan would have worked better....
29. mr hardon - July 9, 2009 5:30 AM
For Crissake, they're just a pair of nipples. Anyone would think that the average male poster on here is a cretin with a constant hard-on :P
30. Wolfie - July 9, 2009 6:06 AM
"Could you imagine how boring it must be for her to stand in the back and watch the boyfriend she's clearly dating just for money playing poker?"
She's just glad he's playing poker and not playing poke her.
31. mikeock - July 9, 2009 6:24 AM
It's too bad she's fucking a giant, who will never see a frontal view of this chick.
32. ROUGH Daddy - July 9, 2009 6:33 AM
You mean the Yiddish Herman Munster is getting this?
33. cammiez - July 9, 2009 6:45 AM
lolz @32, good one!
34. bevo - July 9, 2009 7:22 AM
Wait a minute, where are the NSFW pictures? These are the NSFW photos? Where the hell do you work? A monastery?
35. http://www.popduds.com/ - July 9, 2009 7:43 AM
Gold digger.
36. ormash - July 9, 2009 7:57 AM
what a star!
37. hjf - July 9, 2009 7:59 AM
this must be prudeficial.com.
really retarded censoring.
next you'll be fundraising for pat robertson.
38. ormash - July 9, 2009 8:03 AM
nice star
39. Darth - July 9, 2009 8:10 AM
Ace in the hole?
40. robert - July 9, 2009 8:55 AM
There is definitely something to be said about a guy who has a hot girlfriend who stands around watching him play cards. He's one step away from having her make sandwiches and bring him beer while playing; which in my book, qualifies her for an engagement ring. :)
41. RichPort's Ghost - July 9, 2009 9:05 AM
She looks like a trashy Katie Holmes.
TCLTC
42. JL - July 9, 2009 9:19 AM
Man, you throw some nipples on a retarded looking girl and everyone goes crazy. You people are way too easily impressed.
43. Jessie - July 9, 2009 9:20 AM
Haha Wicked Chops is hilarious. Girls on the rail!
44. Dick SORTA Throbbn - July 9, 2009 9:48 AM
Who the f**k is Brad Garrett?
Is that the guy from "Crash Test Dummies" yum yum song?
Nice nipples (.)(.)
45. 10Pound - July 9, 2009 9:55 AM
WTF Fish? Where did your balls go? You're covering up a faintly visible dark spot visible through a tshirt with the "omg nsfw" star?
When did you start to suck?
46. nate - July 9, 2009 10:03 AM
lol@ 32
47. Galtacticus - July 9, 2009 10:17 AM
I see a full house.Though a two pair could be possible too.
48. spud - July 9, 2009 10:33 AM
TV poker is for idiots, the only things stupider are MMA and UFC.
49. britneysucks - July 9, 2009 11:08 AM
The only reason that the men here are so impressed is that she looks like a teenager and most of the male commenters here are pedophiles.
50. britneysucks - July 9, 2009 11:10 AM
She looks like Lisa Marie Presley's down syndrome teenage cousin.
51. Willie Dixon - July 9, 2009 11:11 AM
Pro Poker is lame. I'd like to see a tourney where none of them wear hats or sunglasses (and effing iPods like this deusch) against regular guys who play in a garage every Friday without the head gear. I bet half the pros would lose without their ability to hide their tells.
52. Maximus - July 9, 2009 11:15 AM
Yes, please.
53. www.redpager.com - July 9, 2009 11:25 AM
nice
54. lo - July 9, 2009 11:30 AM
Is she retarded or has down syndrome or something?
55. Nero - July 9, 2009 11:41 AM
Royal flush?
56. Blah - July 9, 2009 11:47 AM
Wow what a cutie. She is legal right? I could get arrested for the things I'm doing to her in my head right now.
57. Taz - July 9, 2009 12:37 PM
i would cram her snatch with my meat
58. mizzty - July 9, 2009 12:46 PM
Brad is a huge duchebag he is absolutely horrible and not funny. People laugh at him because he looks and sounds like Frankenstein but his actual humor is terrible
59. Tom - July 9, 2009 12:52 PM
do you have any idea how many millions this atrocious fuck face made for that shitty "comedy" series?
no wonder that hot hot sexy ass is with him. i would so bet her on a poker game with a 7 and a 3.
60. vito - July 9, 2009 12:56 PM
Very pretty. I approve. Bradley, you may fuck her.
61. Chingaling - July 9, 2009 1:20 PM
I would donk off a few chips to her.*
*Would have sex with for you non-poker players.
62. Shut your cockholster, Renee - July 9, 2009 6:14 PM
"27. Renee - July 9, 2009 5:18 AM
You men on here think that all the women that they show on this site are hot. If they put a picture of a one eye dwarf with 3 breast (like on total recall) then you would talk about how hot that was- pathetic.
i love the title- "she's kinda awsome"
looks to me "she is kinda flat chested."
and don't even get me started on that pancake butt."
Oh stfu you jealous cunt....better a pancake butt than a fat ass like yours. You stupid vapid whores are all the same. Go trash Brittney, or someone that warrants it....you arent impressing anyone w your tired, weak insults. Thankfully, no one other than the poor bastard who has to fuck you needs to worry about what you think.
63. bredbaand - July 9, 2009 8:38 PM
Wow! What a nice girl! If I were Brad...
64. Diabetes Foods to Avoid - July 10, 2009 12:26 AM
she look hot and pretty. I like her
65. Diabetes Foods to Avoid - July 10, 2009 12:27 AM
she look hot and pretty. I like her
66. fedstare - July 10, 2009 1:24 AM
she looks cool ....
i want to be her boy friend
67. Jeff - July 10, 2009 2:55 AM
Looks/dresses like she's 14.
68. Prestonwas - July 10, 2009 8:30 AM
NIce one.She looks cool!!!!!!
69. Darth - July 10, 2009 10:01 AM
That's great!
70. Wink Martinscrotle - July 10, 2009 12:32 PM
Wear the Turban!!!
71. uihkj - July 17, 2009 6:06 AM
i thought brad was gay
72. jenny - September 11, 2009 2:43 AM
Do men like classy women anymore? I met brad g. On the set of one of his shows and he said I was very attractive and walked away.
I guess I wasn't slutty enough for him.
Go figure.