Jul 26 2009Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze
Here's Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi's day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I'd never make in their line of work. Mostly because I'd score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera then dousing it with Gatorade. "I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm number - is it supposed to catch fire like that?"
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Unless you practice proctology.

Reader Comments
1. Milo - July 26, 2009 12:47 AM
FIRST. AND, DAT ASS
2. Cletus Jones - July 26, 2009 12:47 AM
Pretty nice.....for a white girl.
3. sdflkj - July 26, 2009 12:48 AM
eeee
4. joe - July 26, 2009 12:48 AM
first
5. sdflkj - July 26, 2009 12:48 AM
eeee
6. Chantalle - July 26, 2009 12:48 AM
I wish I was half as attractive as her :(
7. uh - July 26, 2009 12:48 AM
I'm a girl, but am I the only one who finds her face ugly? Well, maybe that's to strong. It's not on the same level as her body, right?
8. Ted from LA - July 26, 2009 1:05 AM
I've been on vacation. Who is this young woman? Why does anyone look up her skirt, aside from the obvious reason? Was 9/11 an inside job? I can't even recall to whom this tread is referring, Lala Ali, Muhammad Ali? Dixie Carter? Deep, deep, deep, down, who gives a shit about this woman with the camera up her red dress?
9. Ted from LA - July 26, 2009 1:11 AM
Cancel that. I just did a Wikipedia on her, and boy was it good. I have no problem with her.
10. Sheena - July 26, 2009 1:13 AM
Meh.
11. jesus - July 26, 2009 1:17 AM
nothing special at all about this bitch. better looking broads than this at the mall.
12. jesus - July 26, 2009 1:19 AM
notice that in pic 4 when she is almost standing her ass and thighs are all lumpy and shit.
13. pooge - July 26, 2009 1:19 AM
I don't think girls even care anymore. There's so many upskirts these days I think they either get off on it or just want the attention.
On the other hand... why is it such a big deal if you see up a girl's skirt, but if she wears a thong bikini on a beach, nobody cares.
14. rerr edede - July 26, 2009 1:22 AM
nothing special ...live her...now a days girls feel better in short skirt.
15. Walter - July 26, 2009 1:32 AM
Nice ass.
16. Walter - July 26, 2009 1:35 AM
She needs some tits, though.
17. jesusisastupidname - July 26, 2009 1:36 AM
fyi, jesus... im sure you can find hotter girls at a mall but obviously you aren't cute enough to even approach them or you wouldn't feel the need to hate on a star. and as for your second comment, i don't see one lump on her thighs... but i can't say the same for your body.. get a life....
18. jesusisastupidname - July 26, 2009 1:36 AM
fyi, jesus... im sure you can find hotter girls at a mall but obviously you aren't cute enough to even approach them or you wouldn't feel the need to hate on a star. and as for your second comment, i don't see one lump on her thighs... but i can't say the same for your body.. get a life....
19. dude - July 26, 2009 1:41 AM
no idea who she is but id def bang her.. p.s. GREAT ASS!!!!
20. Oscar Goldman - July 26, 2009 1:44 AM
Hey clown Cletus Jones. Whats your point in bringing up a persons race?
Your a low life, waste of skin, piece of shit.
BTW, I'd Motor boat her ass.
21. Taz - July 26, 2009 2:05 AM
wow id pump her full of my man goo
22. Aunt Erma - July 26, 2009 2:06 AM
Cletus likes those big asses like the other brothers. Note to Cletus, banging big ass makes you retarded and lazy. Hmmm.....kind of explains a lot.......
23. chas - July 26, 2009 2:23 AM
Ali is very pretty. Any male would be fortunate to be in her company.
24. Upinya - July 26, 2009 2:28 AM
I would drink her bath water.I would hit and never quit.
Shes in Heroes.
25. Upinya - July 26, 2009 2:33 AM
And Varsity Blues with the whip cream.
26. Richard McBeef - July 26, 2009 2:40 AM
sternum. Why do her titties stare in opposite directions?
27. um...? - July 26, 2009 2:45 AM
Why are her ass cheeks pointy in pic #1? Looks like it would hurt if approaching from the rear...which usually the best way to approach, IMHO.
But I like a little more meat, don't want bruises on my hips from bangin against a bony ass.
28. jesus - July 26, 2009 3:03 AM
17 and 18 are from a fat bitch. HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
29. vito - July 26, 2009 3:14 AM
Sweet Jesus...there are sure some fucked up people on this site.
Ali Larter is fucking gorgeous, her ass is stupendous, and her legs are incredible. You hear? In-fucking-credible!
Personally I like Ali Landry better, but Ms. Larter is definitely a tasty treat.
You deluded shitheads who think she's ugly are cordially invited to eat large quantities of shit and experience slow, painful deaths.
30. lorna wailing - July 26, 2009 3:21 AM
Hi! I'm a new reader, and I really like your article.
31. KKK - July 26, 2009 4:05 AM
white people are dumb. I hate white people. They stink. I would move to India if I could be assured that I would never lay eyes on a white person again.
- Billy Bob
32. ?????????????????? - July 26, 2009 4:06 AM
I just wanted to take a second and write something meaningless like the rest of you morons. Pro or anti you're all stupid. Eat that....
33. David Duke - July 26, 2009 4:16 AM
Pretty nice brain on her....... for a black girl.
34. Wilber - July 26, 2009 4:18 AM
31. whats the difference between a black and dog shit? Dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
35. m. - July 26, 2009 4:24 AM
am i the only one that thinks she is way to skinny?!
Tits of the 10 year old and rib cage visible, give this woman an hamburger!
36. Brink - July 26, 2009 5:15 AM
People, people, people. Knock off the lie tellin. We all know damn well if given the chance we would hit that until her gina sent up a whit flag and called mercy!
37. Cash - July 26, 2009 5:30 AM
Gotta love the girl in the background doing the face-palm in photo 5.
It's ok Ali... she's embarrassed for the both of you.
38. Robot - July 26, 2009 7:11 AM
she's pretty hot even though she needs boobs. but what's with those pink stars always blocking the best views?
http://original-robot.mybrute.com
39. mikeock - July 26, 2009 7:35 AM
This chick reminds me of a young Christie Brinkley, only hotter. Love that ass!
40. rerr edede - July 26, 2009 7:47 AM
She is pretty hot and having nice ass!!!
41. ROUGH daddy - July 26, 2009 9:07 AM
Why helooo there! I think a cavity search is in order here!!! I always thought this chick was hot even in the absence of her breast tissue...
42. movie trailers - July 26, 2009 9:21 AM
hehehe sexyy ass
43. Venom - July 26, 2009 9:33 AM
Pretty great photos of a pretty great woman.
Thank you to the photographer who took these.
44. Joe Fonebone - July 26, 2009 10:08 AM
Thong. Next.
45. gil - July 26, 2009 10:17 AM
anal bleaching anyone?
46. whitney - July 26, 2009 10:19 AM
Goddamn that pap doesn't know how to focus a fucking camera.
47. freddo - July 26, 2009 10:28 AM
does pic #1 look like she didn't wipe her ass properly?...or is it just me?
48. Hugh Gentry - July 26, 2009 10:48 AM
what a great ass. I'd have my face buried in that thing every day if she was mine. I like big tits though. They are way too tiny.
49. Parker - July 26, 2009 10:59 AM
I want to be her proctologist. First thing I want to do is give her a thorough rectal probing followed by a high colonic. Actually I'd probably just tell her I was going to do that then wait till she bends over and just buttfuck her. From her end it'll feel like she's getting a medical procedure yet from my end it'll look like my weiner is happily banging away in her tight little butthole. We'll both get what we came for in the end so where's the harm?
@49 its just you. someday when you're older and you get see woman's butts up close you'll notice that on most, the skin isn't lily white all over. That's assuming you take an interest in women.
50. Hoseph DongBauter - July 26, 2009 11:13 AM
I'm a personal insider friend of ms. larter. she had a bad case of "anal hiccups" and it set her starbuck's a-shakin'.
The smell was unbelievable, kinda like roses falling out of a bull's ass before it kills someone on the pamplona run.
51. Alli Watermelon - July 26, 2009 12:22 PM
I don't like her boney chest. Lack of breasts is fine...but geezus, c'mon. I could floss my teeth with her sternum. Um..cute dress?
52. Senior Pepe - July 26, 2009 12:25 PM
Most of you morons need to take a few days away from Hotel Mom's Basement
53. xxraymama - July 26, 2009 1:46 PM
eeww. Pretty or not, who in the hell over the age of two wears that short of a dress and then actually bends over. Unless they want to people to see their goodies. Can that even be sanitary?
54. mel - July 26, 2009 2:15 PM
Inadvertently? When you wear a dress that short and no underwear, that is not inadvertent.
55. Darth - July 26, 2009 3:03 PM
Hope she didn't forget to bring along the poop scoop.
56. Galtacticus - July 26, 2009 3:06 PM
Is she giving her butt some fresh air?
57. jill - July 26, 2009 3:29 PM
Why would u wear such a short dress and no panties? skank
58. jess - July 26, 2009 3:33 PM
Luv her in heroes
59. fire - July 26, 2009 3:51 PM
57 she is wearing a thong or g string...you can see it one of the pics
60. Iambananas - July 26, 2009 3:56 PM
WHY is she not wearing underwear?!?!?! Well, at least she's not black, that's all I can say for her.
61. iambananas - July 26, 2009 3:58 PM
^^ and isn't hanging out of her dress all over like Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. BTW, that was a comment directed to "not bad for a white girl." That was racist and stupid. Why are people being so racist these days?
62. O_0 - July 26, 2009 5:07 PM
It's so bony...ick.
63. Womb Raider - July 26, 2009 5:37 PM
Yay, browneye! I love butts. I would let her sit on my face.
64. cara - July 26, 2009 6:52 PM
Her fiancez would be not happy if someone photograph her ass!!!!!!!!!!
65. seila - July 26, 2009 6:58 PM
my god, ALI larter doesn't know that the panties exist!!!!!!this is disgusted!!!!!!she want to be the next paris hilton or what.
really disgusted
66. riyana - July 26, 2009 7:11 PM
maybe she want everybody to look at her ass!!! look guys photograph my ass please!!!
ali larter is a b!tchy girl now not modest at all!!!!!!
67. Urbanspaceman - July 26, 2009 7:44 PM
Call me the breeze. Please false God, let me be the breeze!
68. celebritygossip - July 26, 2009 8:12 PM
She has great ass
69. Pilatunes - July 26, 2009 9:27 PM
God, I'd worship that ass until it was chapped.
70. sameali? - July 26, 2009 9:56 PM
She doesn't look bad, but shes certainly let herself go since starring in "Obseesed." Doesnt even look like the same person.
BTW. shed look a lot better here if her BOOBS matched her new "healthier" form.
71. Buy Acai - July 26, 2009 11:10 PM
Very beautiful look.
72. Indrani - July 26, 2009 11:11 PM
I adore Ali Larter, but that is one bony ass.
73. Buy Acai - July 26, 2009 11:12 PM
She has very good attractive look.
74. EK - July 26, 2009 11:48 PM
"60. Iambananas - July 26, 2009 3:56 PM
WHY is she not wearing underwear?!?!?! Well, at least she's not black, that's all I can say for her.
61. iambananas - July 26, 2009 3:58 PM
^^ and isn't hanging out of her dress all over like Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. BTW, that was a comment directed to "not bad for a white girl." That was racist and stupid. Why are people being so racist these days?"
Holy irony Batman!
75. IDontSeeShit - July 27, 2009 1:12 AM
What ass? ALL I see is just another flat butt white girl. No biggy.
76. Tom K - July 27, 2009 6:42 AM
Looks good to me, but her chest area is too sickly looking. Everything else is on point.
77. meh! - July 27, 2009 7:55 AM
Good perspective, nice curves, delivery as expected, highly recommended, A+++
78. Mr. E - July 27, 2009 8:17 AM
I noticed that in the shots where her butt-checks are spread most, you can see the edges of her puckered brown eye, and she definitely needs a bleaching. Or maybe just some wet-wipes.
79. You All Ride the Short Bus - July 27, 2009 9:33 AM
You stupid morons. For all you retards that think she is not wearing underwear....look at pic #1 and you can clearly see she is wearing a G-string.
dipshits....can't even be proper perverts
80. The Truth - July 27, 2009 11:55 AM
who the fruck are you people having sex with that is better looking than her, and that allows you to trash talk her looks. Shit. You people are fucking ridiculous.
81. Clamhammer - July 27, 2009 2:03 PM
no underclam..not puffy enough for the Clamhammer, pass.
82. Ice man - July 27, 2009 2:06 PM
FUCK YEAH!!!
83. DCMikeRotch - July 27, 2009 2:26 PM
She's got a pretty smile. Especially in the first 4 pics.
84. Cletus Jones - July 27, 2009 2:31 PM
Hey dirty jew Oscar Goldman,
First off, quit rummaging through my sofa cushions for loose change, I already used it to buy crack. Secondly, I believe the word you were trying to use was "you're", not "your", and I'm the ignorant one? Pick up a book sometime, maybe it will validate that GED in VCR repair you received from Sally Struthers. Lastly, using text speak, aka BTW, makes you a complete fucking loser. I bet you use that shit in everyday conversation like it is an actual word, "oh man, I was ROFLing..." What a tard, no wonder our society is in a downward slope.
85. TheJoker - July 27, 2009 4:39 PM
The chick holding the Radio Shack bag is jealous. And the photog needs to learn how to control his autofocus points on the fly better.
86. Marcel - July 28, 2009 5:41 AM
Quite a really great ass
87. Jerome - July 28, 2009 11:15 PM
I will be masturbating to this set
88. Jerome - July 28, 2009 11:19 PM
I will be wacking off to this set
89. cambridge diet reviews - August 1, 2009 9:33 AM
Very nice set, great photography
90. blah - August 1, 2009 4:43 PM
What a boney butt! That's not hot at all!
91. stevo - August 2, 2009 12:18 PM
chick has no boobs at all.
flat as a board.
flat like kate hudson.
implants baby.
92. bob - August 2, 2009 12:20 PM
wilber is a queer.
93. Amy - August 4, 2009 9:04 PM
The person who took these pictures should be arrested for being a pervert!
94. Dave - August 9, 2009 5:53 PM
The racial hate comments are stupid. I find it profitable to deal with
people on an individual level. There are plenty from my own race that
I don't like without having to condemn an entire race. As to Ali Larter, or
Beyonce for that matter, they both look fine. As for a prior comment on
Ali needing implants, no! Implants are disgusting and look awful. Maybe
Ali is not your type and you should turn to a larger breasted lady such as
a Beyonce. I love small breasts(I find them sexually feminine), but everybody
has their own tastes. It's fine that tastes can differ from a bonier 35 butt
like Ali to a 40 butt like Beyonce. Both butts seem to do quite well.
95. maho - August 27, 2009 9:53 PM
yessss
96. bejesus - August 28, 2009 12:23 PM
For a white girl? You racist prick.