Jul 24 2009Adrian Grenier has a smelly penis

I LOVE THE STINKY COCK

First!

EW!

that is so fucking gross. it's also kind of hilarious. so, puking and laughing.

GEICO caveman

That is so nasty!

He went to Bard College. None of those freaky kids take showers.

good one ringo!

A guy this big of a pussy should always wear a swim shirt.......and bring a bar of soap to the beach with him.

Well I mean he looks like the love child of Slash and the buss driver from the movie Speed, so I'm guessing personal hygine was never discussed at home.

This douche is a male version of Paris Hilton... filthy and disease-ridden.

That slut from the story is such a whore. She'll gladly take a disgusting cock so she can boast to her friends that she blew some Hollywood douchebag.

dude, i would have suggested a mutual shower or something, who wants to suck a dirty cock? EEEEW!!

@9 dont insult slash like that! his kids are cute!!

the uncut thing isn't so bad... but i could be the cause of the smell.

so gross. he's fucking overrated. look at him. so puny and hairy. ugh.

Gross. Uncut isn't bad, my boyfriend has a pig in the blanket too! =P bwahaha But yeah, take a ****ing shower you douche. I would never in a million years let anyone within a 10 mile radius of my cooter if I wasn't so clean that bacteria would die on contact of my vajayjay. Shame on him!!!

Fat. And stinky. For real, having a stinky dick is like a nightmare. But that ho still gobbled that rotten meat like a hungry rat.

OK - I'm unsure about the whole uncut thing (never been with anyone that wasn't), but one can assume this was some of the cause of the smell.

Anyhow - some of the stink was probably from his balls, taint and unwashed asshole.

The fact this bitch still went down on him? Priceless.

Nothing says sexy like some slut with no self esteem sucking off a filthy, out of shape actor. i personally can't believe that skank would brag about how low her standards are, hope she gets herp of the mouth.

WTH does being "uncut" have to do with anything? The reason his meat stinks is because he hoocked up with Paris Hilton, the STD poster girl! I've been with an uncircumcised guy before and there was absolutely no "smell" at all. This girl is NASTY, first for "sucking it up" (nice choice of words there, Shakespeare) and second for bragging about it. If your claim to fame is polishing Adam Grenier's knob, you clearly haven't set the bar high enough.

@15..The fact that bitch believes shes proud for sucking off Adrian Grenier and that people will give two shits is priceless. Cock is cock no matter the name attached to it. BTW uncut peen has a higher chance for STDs and diseases so if you do the math with Adrian's low rate of showering x random women he sleeps with / by his uncut dick = he has AIDS, herpes, the clap and crabs and the T-Virus.

I am uncut and, while I don't allocate time to smelling my own penis, I shower twice daily and I can't say there have ever been any issues. Ladies? Hit me up ;)

Aww man, thats like finding out there is no Santa Claus, instead its your old fat Uncle Lou that passes too much gas at the dinner table. YUCK!!!

If this is true.. gross !
She's a skank for even considering it, no matter WHO he is.

P.S. Im all about being in a "hippie state of mind", and have always thought Adrian was gorgeous (looks like my ex a bit) but doesn't mean you need to smell dirty!! I consider myself a free spirit, and a bit of a hippie, went to the '99 Woodstock, and I have to say, Im very proud to have been voted the "cleanest hippie at Woodstock"!! Moral of the story, shower and shave, for everyones sake!!!

I like them cut and uncut. Clean people are clean. Nasty dirty people smell.

I NEED MY JON AND KATE HOURLY FIX!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS BEEN LIKE FOREVER!!!!!!
WUTS JON DOING!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe that there are STILL women who think uncut dicks are for some reason better/less gross or sumpin...
Being cut makes the penis waaaayyyyy (10x ?) LESS sensitive, so I feel really sorry to dozens of millons of men in the world that are circumcized and are NEVER able to feel vagina COMPLETELY.
Me : no STDs, not smelly, never been complained. :D

25 - that is good cause i really hate uncut. i've actually never even dealt with one - just seen pics - but uncut is yuck and ugly for me.
in my human sexuality class our prof took a poll and 100% of the female population of the lecture class likes cut best. UK commenters will like uncut - because that is what they are used to.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
he totally looks like e has a smeely peen.

What a pathetic whore sucking off a celeb just because he's a celeb and then blabbing abou it, soeone has no fucking dignity. Sadly there are MANY girls like this hence the word groopie.

Who cares if he's uncut? Why is that even an issue? A dick is a dick is a dick.

Just wash it for him before you go down on it lol.

I've always found him disgusting to look at. So unmanly and creepy looking. Sorry to hear that a woman would prostitute herself like that and suck on his gross, smelly penis just because he is who he is.

A little too much information about your privates Fish, don't you think?

Smeggity smeg smeg smeg smeggity smeg smeg smeg smeggity smeg smeg smeggity smeggity smeggity SMEGNUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

Like F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The celebrity are different from us. They have smellier penises. Especially Fergie."

I think Adrian is HOT! This story is gross but you can't take some randoms words as fact. He probably let her blow him, she thought she was in and he quickly showed her the door. Maybe her feelings were hurt and she decided he had a smelly peen or maybe he really does, either way who the fuck cares....this story is coming from a groupie, her 15 mins were up when she swallowed!

Why are they resorting to publishing stories from Lindsay Lohan? Nothing else happening today?

ahahahahahahahahahahah

no really yuck! he looks "pandroso" or in english disgusting.

you can look pandroso in an english - spanish dicctionary

i love how the story from this trollop goes:

"omg.....SO GROSS that i just have to tell the world."

"oh, well, yah, you know, i totally sucked it."

After all the bad stories guys tell on girls smelling "down there", it's funny to hear one on a man having gross nether regions. Gag a maggot!

that is just vile and disgusting. who the fuck cares if it's anyone...clearly the woman (or man) has no self esteem if they feel they need to suck smegma to notch their bedpost with a fading name

Why is an uncut penis gross? An uncut penis can be clean...a penis is not made to look at! It´s made to feel it, touch it, grab it, lick it and make it hard as wood so you can drive it all the way in and pump it till it explodes. No need to be a "pretty" penis to do that!

Like the labia is nice to look at? and when not washed, does a vagina smell good? Imagine if for some reason men started to think that women should remove the skin around the clitoris because it looks prettier and started to reject "uncut vaginas" becasue they are unappealing and smelly. get over it already.

yes, I am a girl

this is lame, i'm cut and my dick smells great. where's my reward.

Its funny to hear all of the ladies complaining because, I'd dare to wager, that there are quite a few more fishy vaginas, per capita, than penises. And, neither is acceptable.

she should've at least TOLD the magazine that she didn't go down on him. jesus christ, that is vile.

40, what does the number matter if it's not the person complaining? in a way, I think men who don't clean and try to bed people just to see how far a woman is willing to go not only doesn't have respect for himself, he's misogynistic. yep, it's the dumb woman's fault if she is willing to do it. He's not the only one I've heard of pulling stunts like that...members of motley crew have been known to brag about doing that very thing. as for the uncut version being dirtier, no that's not true. a man does have to take 2 seconds more to clean, but if he's dirty, it's because he's lazy or he's so full of himself he WANTS to be that way. and for those proclaiming that a man's penis is far less sensitive, I don't think too many circumcized men are complaining. i think they are fully enjoying their time in the sack, and really that's not something you can measure. if your not circumcized, you will never know if you've lost feeling, and if you are, you won't be able to tell to what degree you may have lost it...but most boys are circumcized when they are newborns, and peripheral nerves DO regenerate, and so whatever nerves where damaged in the process have well restored themselves by sexual maturity

He is buck UGLY!!!

Nothing wrong with uncut at all, but please clean yourself, esp. if you think you're going to get some.

Why does it matter if he's not been circumcised?

Was she?

Geico Caveman... fuck lol.

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Maybe the smell was from her breath. She could finally smell it now that she was breathing up against something.

OMG, disgusting. There is no excuse for a smelly weenis.

Um why would he let you know he's uncut? This is another dumb bitch who buys into the "uncut = smell" thing. He smells cause he didn't shower. Ignorant.

He's yummy. I am telling myself that I would not go down on him if I had the chance, but I know that is not that case, I think it all depends on how bad it smells

Starskank.

That quote was probably given by Seth Rogen.

Wow I feel sorry for her next boyfriend. I was uncut when i was a teen, in just a couple of hours after a shower pee pee cheese can accumulate down there very fast; and the stench can be unbearable. I can image when she came up for air she looked like she just drank one of Lilo's milkshakes...

hes so unattractive and smelly ? what a combo!

''but most boys are circumcized when they are newborns'' ?!
Maybe in the US but everywhere else I don't think so...
If the skin is there, there is probably a reason... Our ancestors lack hygiene so they cut it, but today... come on... The world Health Organisation say that only 30% of mal are circumsised, of whom 68% are Muslim. Also, ''most circumcisions are performed during adolescence for cultural or religious reasons'', not on newborn... And finally ''circumcision only provides minimal protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent transmission of HIV.'' Wikipedia.

''A 1987 study found that the most prominent reasons US parents choose circumcision were "concerns about the attitudes of peers and their sons' self concept in the future," rather than medical concerns.''

everyone knows you can only get away with not showering if you look like Rob Pattinson.

anyway, what is wrong with this girl? she blew him because he's Adrian Grenier? that doesn't even make sense. Maybe if it was the other way around - like he went down on her, then she's got something to brag about. I'm sure he lets anything suck his dick. fucking nasty.

everyone knows you can only get away with not showering if you look like Rob Pattinson.

anyway, what is wrong with this girl? she blew him because he's Adrian Grenier? that doesn't even make sense. Maybe if it was the other way around - like he went down on her, then she's got something to brag about. I'm sure he lets anything suck his dick. fucking nasty.

sorry about that double post. fucking interwebs...

@25 - No shame in either. Personally, un-cut is nice cause its squishy, and fun to play with during down-time. If I had a penis, and it was un-cut, I'd play with the skin all day.

IF IT WAS CLEAN. EWWW.

This is the foulest thing I've heard in a while. Why would any chick brag about sucking off cheese-dick. Unbelievable.

And this guy's dick wouldn't come anywhere near my mouth, clean, dirty, celebrity or hobo. What's so special about this guy anyway?

Well thats one way to humiliate chicks without looking like a jerk...

On the cut vs. uncut debate i would like to quote ED :
"Most women are rather disappointed if their man gets naked for them the first time and they discover that he's sporting a horrific dog-dick. Fortunately, like most problems, this can be solved by an erection. "

clean is clean and if you are a clean person you wont stink, so it doesnt matter if you are cut or uncut. I am going to school to be a nurse and they were telling us about cleaning patients. They told us that when cleaning an uncut person you have to wash them like a regular person, but after you do that you have to peel the extra skin back and wash under there also. so yeah, uncut men may have to do a little more to get clean, but that doesnt mean they stink.

BUZZIN'!!!!

Gawd that is so gross to read. And unbelievable this whore would still suck that nasty cock. I'm a woman and even I know that all a man has to do is pull the foreskin back and wash...good GAWD that just makes me want to puke!

seriously Lys, you trust Wikipedia for your scientific info...that says it all

You do realise that outside the US most men are uncircumcised? Why you would want to mutilate yourselves and your baby sons is beyond the rest of the world.

Dammit. I just blew through Season 5 of Entourage draming of him. Now my fantasy is ruined! Uncut and smelly!?!? Oh come on!

Dammit. I just blew through Season 5 of Entourage dreaming of him. Now my fantasy is ruined! Uncut and smelly!?!? Oh come on!

White bitches are pathetic

#69- White bitches are pathetic? The only thing pathetic around here is your racist remark.

I have dated both cut and uncut men, and I don't think it matters a hoot either way, as long as he is CLEAN. Its a little funny to look at an uncut man at first, being used to seeing them cut, but you get over it quick. But a smell? Come on Adrian, Im pretty damn dissapointed in him. Thats just as bad a smelly vagina, WASH IT MAN.

Was the girl mentioned Paris Hilton? She'll put anything in her mouth. I would say it was that human urinal Kim Kardashian, but she only fucks black guys that piss on her.

Also, this guy hit the jackpot. He was completely mis-cast in Entourage. Worst. Actor. Ever. Not even good looking enough to be a movie star on that show...

UnCut all the way!!!!!! It's easier to give a BJ or HJ to a guy that's uncut cause there is less friction and it's softer. And no, I'm not from europe or any other foreign place.

65
you must be one of those fucking ignorant who don't trust wikipedia because its an open source, collective and completely free encyclopedia. I won't waste my time explaining to a retarded teen how important socio-constructivism is.

WHy????????????? ON EARTH WOULD YOU SUCK STINKY DICK MUCH LESS ADMIT IT FORGET HOLDING YOUR BREATH YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MIND AND SELF RESPECT. GET IT TOGETHER

you need lube to handjob a cut dick. no need for that with uncut cocks.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@#14

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@#14

Best Headline Ever!

I'm pretty sure his smelly dick had more to do with having been inside some guy's ass moments before this classy lady agreed to suck him off

"I can't believe that there are STILL women who think uncut dicks are for some reason better/less gross or sumpin...
Being cut makes the penis waaaayyyyy (10x ?) LESS sensitive, so I feel really sorry to dozens of millons of men in the world that are circumcized and are NEVER able to feel vagina COMPLETELY.
Me : no STDs, not smelly, never been complained. :D"

I am tempted not to say anything as making fun of retarded ppl might be a hate crime but you are begging for it...

actually, I'm college educated and studying medicine. ANY college professor worth their weight in gold will tell you to NEVER trust online sources....just saying

My husband is "uncut" and smells yummy..NUM NOM NOM. Go figure. If you bathe, there shouldn't be a problem. Circumcizing is so barbaric (sp?). The only reason they ever started is because people weren't as clean...due to rarely bathing...therefore infections within the foreskin, etc. People bathe DAILY now...it's not a problem (or it shouldn't be lol). There's actually a lot of doctors and insurance companies who won't even cover circumcisions anymore. Juuust sayin lol

@81

All that says is that we need stricter med school entrance guidelines and that college education in this country is pathetic as apparently any idiot can now graduate.

also because I have 10 college and postgraduate degrees and I study humanity this is something that you can't possibly disagree with so...

Uhhhhh-ICK! I don't think "It's Adrien Grenier" means those statements are okay. "It's Adrien Grenier" to me means something sort of lame.

I would just throw up in his lap. That would show the stinky, cocky bastard.

#25
Yeah uncut is less sensitive, but they aren't dead so they can go ALLLL night instead of popping at the 5min mark like those uncut guys.

@ 87: That's too much of a generalization. It all depends on the guy, really. I've been with a circumcised guy where the sex was pathetic and he finished in no time whereas the "uncut" guy (my boyfriend now) could go on and on. In the end, it isn't the dick, it's the guy.

@17:
Yeah, I've been with an uncut guy too, and as long as he's clean, there's no smell, same as a cut guy. The hood may trap the smell a bit which might make him a bit smellier, but just having it doesn't make a dude stink.

What is this? I didn't know circumcision was such a common practice. Or are you all jewish? Nature knows best. It wouldn't create men with foreskin if there was no need for it.

@81
You're from the internet. Therefor, I don't trust you.

@ 90

Orly? Is that why we are born with an appendix? Or wisdom teeth? Or tonsils?

Lose the dog dick. Finding that in a dude's pants is a total DEAL BREAKER. No one likes that ugly smegma-collecting stink-stick anywhere near their naughty bits, much less near their mouth. GROSSSSSSS.

You know that smell that fat people get between their rolls because they can't wash between them? It's the same shit that uncut dudes get under their foreskin-- that nasty dickcheese. So, would you wanna take a great big lick between some fat dude's rolls? That's exactly what sucking Adrien's dick would be like.

FYI -- 99.99% of cancer of the penis cases, the men are NOT circumcised. Look it up.

That chick should have pulled back his foreskin, harvested the thick, cheesy smegma and smeared it under his nose and performed the world's first Dirty Sancheese.

"It was Adrian Grenier!!"

Oh yeah, flabby D-lister with a hairy forehead! Lifetime achievement award for you!

Gives new meaning to " no turtle". Speaking of no turtle, gots me a clean unhoobastank helmet, ain't hard to do. Some dudes like humiliating a Ho, and some girls like being humiliated ho...nuttin' more dat

@90: same here, I grew up with the idea that circumcision was a Jewish practice (there were not that many Muslims around back then). It was quite a surprise to see that non-Jewish Americans had their foreskin cut off. I wonder if it is because of the huge infuence the Jewish people have in the US ?
About the looks, I am not sure that cut is better than uncut. And I do not understand the comparison with a dog at all. It is probably because "a dog" sounds bad, they want to make a point when in fact they cannot find a good reason.

That bitch deserves a dirty dick in her mouth. Who gives a fuck who it is, wash yo shit sonne!

But you know he gets off on that. See which whore will go down on him or who won't with his smelly junk.

It must have been one salty bite for this girl.Weird story anyway.

Did he never heard of a bath or shower before sex!? Weird.

He looks a bit a greasy person.

So gross how girls in Hollywood are.
This is probably how she is lashing out at him for not giving her reel to his agent.

i understand smelly...its not the worst thing in the world though if the guy is hot or leaves u cash on the bedside cabinet. as for uncut n hairy well REAL MEN dont shave their balls n the ones tht do look so stupid, the worst thing is here in the uk our me are now doing it. and as for being uncut well its the average guy in the uk so we dont get act like a pansy when we see one. its a cock, just love it.

That sounds about right. He looks like he stinks, and goddamn, he needs to hit the fucking gym. And maybe stop walking around with his fucking chest and gut three feet in front of him. He's so malproportioned - he's just a barrel with toothpick arms covered in fur.

if that was me i would of been like " fuck u nigga"

i dont care who the fuck u is ... i would never go down on sum 1 that has smelly penis.. u can be ... obama or michael jackson... 4 all i care

Lol
p.s i dont go down.

So, of course, you went ahead (pun intended) and did it, what a whore, and what are you EXPECTING

So, of course, you went ahead (pun intended) and did it, what a whore, and what are you EXPECTING

So, of course, you went ahead (pun intended) and did it, what a whore, and what are you EXPECTING

Who is that greasy, hairy ape? Is that filthy looking douchebag supposed to be famous?

@93

did you also take into account that around 80% of penile cancer cases are caused by the HPV virus?

uncut men are more likely to contract some diseases because the foreskin can sort of trap the bug in a warm, moist environment, which STDs love. dont fuck skanks and your dick should be good.

and even though we all know to trust anyone who throws the convenient 99.99% into their argument, i'll go out on a limb and say 90%, just for argument's sake. well 80% of the world is circumcised so your percentage just can't add up.

there's no reason to hate the dickflap. did they snip you too short?

@93

sorry, 80% of men are UNcircumcised.

:-)

Wow, another reason to find him gross. I don't care what anyone says, Adrian Grenier is a tool and Jeremy Piven is hot. I bet Jeremy Piven washes in addition to...you know....ACTING. Vinnie Chase sucks.

@93

Penile cancer is rare. If the percentage is that high, it's probably because only Jews and Americans are circumsized..and only half of America does it nowadays anyway. They're the minority.

So of course if something rare is going to happen, it's likely to happen to the majority.

oh, and while I'm here: that girl is FUCKING disturbed

"HER: No..I ...sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!"

She has no self-esteem. That's pretty disgusting.

He's really hot

@110 Your logic SUCKS. But I won't get into that, ...futility, etc. etc....

"In 5 major series in the USA, starting in 1932 [642], not one man with invasive penile cancer had been circumcised neonatally [344], i.e., this disease is almost completely confined to uncircumcised men. In fact penile cancer is so rare in a man who had been circumcised in infancy, that when it does occur it can even be the subject of a published case report [283]."

Click the link for more info and some GREAT pics. I still think uncut dick is disgusting, even though your mom doesn't seem to mind the stank coming from your dick. I guess her mustache must somehow block the smell of curdled dickcheese?

Or maybe she's just trying to get the taste of the dog's asshole out of her mouth?

I've been with guys with and without and like otehrs on here have started - no big difference. A clean peen is a clean peen and a dirty dick is a dirty dick.

I am more offended the skank actually blew him anyway then I am that he supposedly stank. Maybe he stank cuz he had plowed five or six other people that day! If thats the case - and she blew him anyway cuz hes "famous", she got her (wait for it....) Just Desserts!

I think Johnny Depp ( a REAL celebrity!) is hot as the day is long, but if I ever went to go down on him and it was dirty I'd wipe the tears from my eyes, say "oh well. so much for THAT fantasy" grab my purse and leave.

Just one point of fact. Something smells because there is bacteria. So don't be stupid and suck on something smelly cause that means you're gonna get sick.

I've never liked this guy. He looks like he smells and yes, I agree with Yinyang. Good way to get sick or catch a disease going for the smelly cock. How many times do you think Lindsay Lohan has gone down the yellow river?

Can I just say I find the show Entourage boring as well,
Some people rave about it but I could only watch a couple of episodes - kind of just like a really long episode of the Hills or some other pseudo-reality thing.
Hes only an actor on this show geddit not actually a real star or anything.
What esle have you done beside this Greiner?
Go away and stop thinking you really are that guy in Entourage - that was Mark Wahlberg who at least has some decent movies under his belt and once had a decent set of abs.

I feel bad for guys that are CUT and girls that are brainwashed to think UNCUT is bad.

CIRCUMCISION should be considered crime. STUDY UP and you will find out the real "religious" reasons for circumcision. Look at the countries that do it and the US stands out like a sore thumb among countries like IRAN, IRAQ, LEBANON which also cut.

Europe and South America and Asia dont cut. Its stupid and borders child abuse.

I'm disturbed to read this as im a huge Entourage fan. Vinny Chase is the fucking man, but smelly dicks are a no no. As for the uncut.... is the bitch fucking 12?

I would of walked, no matter how hot he is, Adrian is obviously a prick, keep that ego in check dude or it will turn on you!!! I can stink and still get blown

He's on the path to destruction!

and the slut got what she deserves!

Circumcision started as a way to kept men clean - it was then ritualized as a coming of age experience to mimic girl’s menstrual cycle.
Now we know beyond argument that men and by extension women are healthier when males are cut. Tribes in Africa that were uncircumcised had 2-3 x the HIV infections then circumcised tribes. The health organizations that provide sex ed and health services to these people are recommending it and getting men cut. There are huge health advantages to circumcision and it should be a common practice.