Here's Whitney Port hitting South Beach yesterday while taking time off from her Hills spin-off The City. Anyone else read the words "Hills spin-off" and reflexively try to give yourself a vasectomy because, God forbid, you bring a child into this insanely fucked up world? Or was that just me? Also, really starting to wish I didn't use a spork. But it was handy. MEDIC!
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Reader Comments
1. azzman - July 20, 2009 12:14 PM
HAHAH!! FIRST!!!
ID BREAK THAT!
2. Pat - July 20, 2009 12:16 PM
Nice bruises.
3. Erica - July 20, 2009 12:16 PM
LOL that black fuzz looks like her pubes are growing out of her bikini bottoms.
4. dedalus - July 20, 2009 12:17 PM
Classy bruises...
No tits, no ass, no go.
5. Rock Steady - July 20, 2009 12:21 PM
She's hot but that black fringe is NOT flattering... like a nasty giant bush is about to gobble up that bikini.
6. Take it all bitch - July 20, 2009 12:22 PM
Yes the bruises shape mysteriously like fingerprints screams class.
At the same time it makes the desire to pound her in half even more.
If some guy is holding on to you so tight that he is leaving bruises...you might be a wild and fantastic fuck.
I think it's time for a trip out to Miami and hang around South Beach for awhile.
7. JayOne - July 20, 2009 12:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dude, you KILL ME!!!! Please do stand-up!
8. badruffle - July 20, 2009 12:28 PM
that ruffle was a bad choice, wasn't it. it does really look like bush.
but - no tits? for someone thin and without implants, in that style of swim suit (which could make anyone look smaller chested), she actually has some decent sized knockers.
no ass? yes. you are right there, but at least its not lumpy.
overall a nice body, shape, weight, etc.
and her face is pretty.
9. Casey - July 20, 2009 12:30 PM
Why does it seem to be that she always has bruises?
10. Juh - July 20, 2009 12:34 PM
Serious design problems in that bikini.
11. NicoleG015 - July 20, 2009 12:39 PM
Wow Whitney enjoying summer break while paparazzi enjoying taking picture.
stretch mark removal
12. Funeral Guy - July 20, 2009 12:40 PM
Fucking ugly. Not hot at all. The bikini bottom makes her look like an Armenian with a black pube rug that can't be contained.
13. Dirk Diggler - July 20, 2009 12:42 PM
#3, I came here to say the same thing.
14. Taz - July 20, 2009 12:45 PM
id pump her
15. Buell - July 20, 2009 12:48 PM
Are you serious? You find this girl attractive? Please...
16. Throbbing Meat Pipe - July 20, 2009 12:49 PM
That's what a bitch should look like. Que all the fatties talking about 12 year old boys and high standards. You are NOT supposed to look like Serena Williams you disgusting pigs. Run to the fridge and drown your sorrows until hubby gets back from work.
17. DP Trainer - July 20, 2009 12:55 PM
I see some underboob in picture one.
18. RichPort's Ghost - July 20, 2009 12:56 PM
My dick would sprout arms and tenaciously hold onto my thigh, screaming in horror, if I told it to fuck her...
Actually, that's not very believable... because I meant my shins... it would hold onto my shins...
19. Maggie May - July 20, 2009 1:02 PM
Lmao!!! now thats hilarious
20. JC - July 20, 2009 1:03 PM
those black ruffles on the bikini bottoms look like a GIANT BLACK BUSH trying to come out... lol
21. jesus - July 20, 2009 1:03 PM
gawd what a sloppy old ass she has. i'd hit it....
22. Jimbo - July 20, 2009 1:07 PM
Is that fur or her bush poking out of her bikini??
23. Deacon Jones - July 20, 2009 1:08 PM
Nice body.
FISH, try to dig the video up of Erin Andrews from ESPN - she was taped by a peeping tom in her hotel room with a spy cam.
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
24. very.very.observant - July 20, 2009 1:11 PM
Same weird ass as the lohan...like I told LiLo, 'I'll pass'.
25. Jay Gatsby - July 20, 2009 1:13 PM
Nice Rolex lol
26. Jon - July 20, 2009 1:16 PM
Clearly I'm not the only pervert who reads the site as I am apparently the 5th person in the first 25 comments to say that her bikini bottom makes it look like she has a giant 70's bush.
27. Wow! - July 20, 2009 1:21 PM
Sex is no good unless you're bruised up afterwards. Am I right? Yes I'm right.
28. Smith - July 20, 2009 1:21 PM
v sexy female
29. Smith - July 20, 2009 1:21 PM
v sexy female
30. Wow! - July 20, 2009 1:24 PM
@ 18...HAHAHA! Nice.
31. ROUGH daddy - July 20, 2009 1:26 PM
Ill bet she can carry twins on her upper hip with no distress, they wont even slide down...other than that she looks swell...Whitney is a port!
32. ken bodine - July 20, 2009 1:32 PM
I agree with #20 - first glance at those ruffles and I thought WTF!? There's somebody who needs a waxing
33. Duuude - July 20, 2009 1:36 PM
@23... It is not that hard to find. If you know how to use torrents you should be ok. EA is sooo fucking hot. She does not disappoint.
34. The Jerk - July 20, 2009 1:45 PM
Nice, just what I wanted to see this morning..saggy tits and bruises on her thighs. Thank you SF.com for posting more useless pictures of these whores from THE HILLS. You can stop it now.
35. AmericanWhiteTrash - July 20, 2009 1:48 PM
No ass
36. RtSS - July 20, 2009 2:04 PM
I'd bend her over like in image #17, and drill her until she was wet and screaming for more. Then I'd dig deep into that dirt tunnel of hers. She's a fine POA.
37. RtSS - July 20, 2009 2:11 PM
After 'reviewing' these images, that has to be the ugliest bathing suit ever. How the heck can you have money coming out the Whaazooo, and go into some store, and say... "Oh, this suit is so cute, I think I'll buy it..."? How does that happen? Those bruises look like finger / grab marks from when someone was scrogging her from behind. Good to know she likes it rough in the poopchute.
38. toobroketoeat - July 20, 2009 3:15 PM
Looks like a young Uma Thurman.. Flabby tits and ass, but a nice lay no doubt!
UUUUUUUUUMMMAA
39. Erik - July 20, 2009 3:36 PM
I love the fingermark bruises from when she gets folded up by a pretzel and is railed.
40. ballsack - July 20, 2009 3:49 PM
looks like she really needs a wax!
41. ballsack - July 20, 2009 3:49 PM
looks like she really needs a wax!
42. titsonsnack - July 20, 2009 6:35 PM
#39 I'm trying to picture someone getting folded up by a pretzel, it's kind of interesting.
LOL Fagz, u like to imagine other doods having sex.
43. Tom K - July 20, 2009 7:16 PM
Fucking nasty! She looks like she is 80 yrs old. What are those on her upper thigh liver spots. Ugly!
44. Darth - July 20, 2009 7:19 PM
Shouldn't she get a good shave? Her pubic hair is growing out of her bikini panties.
45. Rhialto - July 20, 2009 7:22 PM
Somethign tells me that this girl isn't a natural blonde.
46. pirhan - July 20, 2009 7:26 PM
A black lined bikini bottom is not the best of ideas...
47. Galtacticus - July 20, 2009 8:00 PM
It's no wonder that women were wearing long legged swimming wear about a century ago.
48. Disgruntlordd - July 20, 2009 8:05 PM
Any Port in a storm my friends.
49. Gando - July 20, 2009 8:11 PM
What's Abraham Lincoln doing in her panties?
50. ETphonehome - July 20, 2009 9:19 PM
She looks like Borat's sister from the waist down...NNIIICCCEE!!!!
51. ang - July 20, 2009 10:18 PM
eww yeah she looks like she has a Demi Moore bush. grosssss
52. dude - July 21, 2009 12:25 AM
i'd def hit that
53. vito - July 21, 2009 12:36 AM
Cute butt!!
54. Jackie - July 21, 2009 12:39 AM
What a horrible design. Looks like she has a huge bush coming from her vag and ass.
55. bidur - July 21, 2009 2:18 AM
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56. 881114 - July 21, 2009 4:34 AM
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57. maggielindia - July 21, 2009 4:55 AM
Wanna know where people go to snag a cougar, say, Just for future reference?
"Cougar Central"? "San Carlos" ? or "San Francisco"?
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58. Horny Larry - July 21, 2009 6:55 AM
I would fuck her in that tight ass hole and leave my load inside. Then get her to suck my dick clean.
59. Dread not - July 21, 2009 8:53 AM
@ 52. dude - July 21, 2009 12:25 AM
i'd def hit that
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See the bruises? Too late!
60. lizzy - July 21, 2009 10:10 AM
24 pictures? excessive, no?
i thought the suit was cute until i read all those it looks like bush comments... it really does... how unfortunate!
61. Aunt Jemima - July 21, 2009 10:20 AM
That bikini makes it look like she has a huge thicket of pubes and breast eyebrows. I'd still hit it after a shave...
62. Christopher - July 23, 2009 5:35 AM
You morons know nothing about the clothing industry.
Whitney knows that she can return that bathing suit next week for a full refund, just so long as she puts protective sheets of carbon paper between the fabric and her lady parts whenever she wears it. Classy AND thrifty!
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