Jul 20 2009Brooke Hogan hates her mom. With music-ish noises.
Brooke Hogan takes a meaty swing at her mother Linda in the song "Dear Mom" from her upcoming album Redemption. Here are the lyrics:
How could you give up
How could you do that
Why did you leave me
And when you come back
spending all time with him
You can't even see me
Selfish
What is you
How you mistreated
Your own kids
How could you do that
I know we don't talk now
How could you turn your back on me
It's better to live than love you
I have to admit, I'm impressed. Those are some surprisiongly deep emotions for someone who changes back to Dr. Bruce Banner once he calms down. Nicely done.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Katie - July 20, 2009 4:17 PM
whatever
2. Taz - July 20, 2009 4:18 PM
bananna tits!
3. havoc - July 20, 2009 4:18 PM
"What is you?"
JHC....
.
4. immune - July 20, 2009 4:19 PM
of course she hates her mom! linda is 1/2 responsible for her looks...
5. Rob - July 20, 2009 4:22 PM
Such a lyrical poet... lol
6. RichPort's Ghost - July 20, 2009 4:26 PM
Amazonians will one day take the Earth back...
7. Harold - July 20, 2009 4:29 PM
Its like watching a 2 year old learn to write, a 20 something 2 year old. Surely another future Robert Frost, in the making.
8. Dr Josh - July 20, 2009 4:29 PM
I have a PhD in spam.
9. The Jerk - July 20, 2009 4:31 PM
I'd hit it....
..with a bat.
10. The Jerk - July 20, 2009 4:34 PM
@8..Thank you for your worthless promotional banter..especially considering you're not even an official Dr. of any practice other than being a complete douchebag..are you sure you arent Jon Gosselin by chance?
11. ItWorks! - July 20, 2009 4:41 PM
@ 10...Yeah well, he may not be a real doctor, but you're a real JERK!
I got ya, didn't I? Don't be offended, you walked right into that one.
12. Monie - July 20, 2009 4:57 PM
Too bad she looks just like her mom.
13. I could do it - July 20, 2009 5:16 PM
I would like to get totally wasted drunk and cornhole her....as long as she leaves before I wake up.
14. I could do it - July 20, 2009 5:16 PM
I would like to get totally wasted drunk and cornhole her....as long as she leaves before I wake up.
15. Danklin24 - July 20, 2009 5:16 PM
What is you
WTF does that even mean??
16. Willie Dixon - July 20, 2009 5:29 PM
I've seen better lyrics translated from music in Anime. Surpised there isn't a "my anger is thunder singing like my thighs when walking" thrown in there.
17. Willie Dixon - July 20, 2009 5:29 PM
I've seen better lyrics translated from music in Anime. Surprised there isn't a "my anger is thunder singing like my thighs when walking" thrown in there.
18. Christina - July 20, 2009 5:54 PM
The arseless one!!!
19. Anonymous - July 20, 2009 6:02 PM
Is this chick EVER going to go away?
20. Geoff - July 20, 2009 6:17 PM
FERGIE AND BROOKE ARE MEN BABY!
21. titsonsnack - July 20, 2009 6:30 PM
LOL "What is you"
huh?
22. Venom - July 20, 2009 6:35 PM
WTF, is this the tranny hour?
23. Ronnie - July 20, 2009 7:57 PM
I'm sorry, "Willie the Shake?"
24. Gil - July 20, 2009 9:03 PM
Damn her tits are bomb!!!!
25. Gil - July 20, 2009 9:11 PM
Damn her tits are bomb!!!!
26. yessssss - July 20, 2009 9:16 PM
Two bagger
27. ask pasha - July 20, 2009 9:55 PM
At least she looks better here than she did in a pic I saw of her where she looked like she was 41!!!! She was lookin just like mamma Linda
28. Sunidaze - July 20, 2009 11:51 PM
that's the most ridiculous song I've ever heard... dang...
29. Cumonhertwice - July 21, 2009 1:00 AM
The lyrics are better than the album cover, what a huge piece o' crap
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31. typo - July 21, 2009 9:33 AM
None of the gold diggers care about their kids. This is sadly typical.
32. Mr. Jones - July 21, 2009 9:40 AM
I don't understand
why this is called "poetry"
with a bunch of random thoughts
broken down in bits
that don't even rhyme
like some 12-year old girl
writing purple prose
I'm so confused
cut me a check
I'm an "artist"
33. Mr. Jones - July 21, 2009 9:44 AM
Hey - I just noticed that my "poem" looks like Brooke's body side-profile.
Genius.
34. Galtacticus - July 21, 2009 2:05 PM
Her mother must be glad with this text because it means she still cares.If she didn't give a shit then it would be worse.
35. Nero - July 21, 2009 2:10 PM
It's a kinda anti-love poem.
36. Kids Music - October 23, 2009 4:25 AM
Your blog is like an encyclopedia for those who want to know more about this. Thanks for the interesting information.