Jul 15 2009Katy Perry's breasts are huge and other news
- Shia LaBeouf is jogging shirtless again. Somewhere Megan Fox almost got turned on but had sex with Brian Austin Green instead so he'd run to Starbucks for her. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hugh Hefner is out of his fucking mind. (In case Jayde Nicole's face wasn't proof enough.) [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan's fall Fornarina ads look exactly like her. If she was a vampire with more than -50% body fat. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Hayden Panettiere hates being a celebrity. Which is kind of funny considering she's really not that famous. Not counting Munchkin Land. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hunter Parish (Weeds) poses for the August issue GQ. Jesus Christ. Who isn't in that magazine this month? At this point, I'd bet money my grandmother has her own spread with Pauly Shore. -- Okay, maybe not with Pauly Shore. Let's keep it realistic. [Just Jared]
- Leonardo DiCaprio hearts the environment by riding his bike around London. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio was raped today by a gang of British women in a HUMMER.... [PopSugar]
Reader Comments
1. Hotbox - July 15, 2009 8:50 PM
frist
2. Hotbox - July 15, 2009 8:55 PM
Sorry gang. Never had the opportunity. Never tried to have the opportunity. It just sorta happened. You know, the classic 'girlfriend f@cked your best friend' excuse.
In relative news, her boobs are nice but Wonderbra'd up. She's still annoying too.
3. vanhalen - July 15, 2009 8:56 PM
Rack of what...??
Nice.... :-)
4. bryan - July 15, 2009 9:02 PM
i'm okay with Gigantanourmous titties
5. _me - July 15, 2009 9:24 PM
Katy,
Thanks for the boobies!
p.s.
Thanks.
6. casualencounters.com/blog - July 15, 2009 9:26 PM
Kate who now?
7. Teri Hatcher - July 15, 2009 9:30 PM
They're real and they're spectacular.
8. Beetlejuice - July 15, 2009 9:46 PM
She has the perfect face and body. I would gladly sniff her asshole and lick her filthy armpits.
9. uh - July 15, 2009 9:47 PM
I wish she sang Lady Gaga's songs. If you put the two together you'd get a decent popstar.
10. DJ - July 15, 2009 9:48 PM
#6 is gay or a country dumbass. I'm a girl and I would do illegal things to her!!!!!!!! She is the hottest thing on earth.
11. rich - July 15, 2009 9:53 PM
#1 Get a life.
12. David James - July 15, 2009 9:58 PM
oh, cool photos.
13. die - July 15, 2009 9:58 PM
@11..... sucker.
Now fuck off and die..!!
14. Taz - July 15, 2009 10:10 PM
i want to tit pump her
15. photoshop - July 15, 2009 10:17 PM
Anyone able to photshop pic 3?
Shouldn't need too many guesses what could be done to it.
Nice cans by the way.... the pink ostrich looks like he is enjoying himself too..!!
16. Racer X - July 15, 2009 10:23 PM
Soft like pillows.
/yummy
17. No more douches please - July 15, 2009 10:38 PM
Ah yes, now we all know #13 is quite a douche.
I'm sorry- DOUCHE!
Oh no, I meant DOUCHE!!
Did I spell DOUCHE!! right, I meant DOUCHE!!!
18. Hotbox - July 15, 2009 10:38 PM
#11 Stick a big black cock up your ass.
19. Tom K - July 15, 2009 11:13 PM
Love them!
20. Tom K - July 15, 2009 11:13 PM
Love them!
21. tom? - July 15, 2009 11:42 PM
Tom... are you saying you like big black cocks up your ass?
So much so you had to tell us twice how much you enjoy it....!!
22. Darth - July 16, 2009 6:03 AM
Are the authorities aware that this lick monster has escaped?
23. Boogeyman King Dong - July 16, 2009 6:05 AM
That's my cousin,why is she posted here?
24. Katy Perry is a douche - July 16, 2009 6:29 AM
Katy Perry is a try-hard wannabe. Everything about her is so false & clearly nothing comes naturally to her. I once liked her, now I find her a total fuckwit. I want to smash her in the cunt.
25. ROUGH daddy - July 16, 2009 7:17 AM
She's udderly amazing, but im afraid she might be what #24 is stating,,,hopefully not...
26. The Jerk - July 16, 2009 10:06 AM
Im suprised Katy Perry has managed to survive the 15 mins of fame, even with her idiotic song shes only known for and always will be while she pretending to be some wannabe Dita Von with boobs.
27. Darth - July 16, 2009 10:28 AM
Her eyebrows are a bit bristly.
28. uh - July 16, 2009 11:08 AM
@26
She's not trying to be Dita at all... Dita is a burlesque dancer who dresses 100% authentically as a woman from the 40's. Katy is a singer who dresses in lots of stylized outfits, and she briefly had a phase where she tried to look like a 50's pin-up.
Multiple people are allowed to have black hair and pale skin without ripping each other off...
29. Lion-Heart - July 16, 2009 12:06 PM
She looks like MJ with Boobs .. xD
30. Sotto Cinco - July 16, 2009 12:32 PM
Motorboat like hell
31. kalla - July 16, 2009 12:52 PM
ew i see 2 pimples on her chest
32. Ananana - July 16, 2009 12:55 PM
Lindsay looks like her mother. And not in a good way (just in case ANYONE thought there was a *good* way...)
33. The Jerk - July 16, 2009 1:50 PM
@28... and yes those black haired, pale skin people are the emo goth kids who apparently hide their feelings inside a blog on twitter,facebook or myspace while they keep claming to be "different". Im guessing you must be one of those as well.
And she's not trying to rip off anyone per say, shes just failing at life and music, which is nothing new at this point..I mean has any of her music other than "I kissed a shemale" been played on the radio? Wait, nevermind I dont care either way what she does.
34. inspectahdank - July 16, 2009 3:15 PM
i LOVE katy perry!!! she can rock her big boobs and outlandish costumes. unlike lindsay lohan, who's big boobs just look weird on her skeletal body. lindsay is gross- and this list just proves it- http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves--and--hookups/celebrityhookups
35. seo Chandigarh - July 16, 2009 6:37 PM
I love all the model which is most sexy and much want sex
36. ralph - July 16, 2009 6:38 PM
No talent whore
37. farty mcshitface - July 16, 2009 7:48 PM
i like her. she is pretty, has a nice body with nice legs and almost always wears nylons. that gets good marks in my book.
38. Rocco - July 18, 2009 10:30 AM
Katy Perry is purrfect and smart sexy gorgeous,flawless,she got the body of sexy goddess,those are some amazing funbags,I want live between them,boing
39. ETphonehome - July 18, 2009 1:26 PM
F**k off to anyone dissing KP.. That is talent, with those tits and that mouth. Did I mention the ass as well?
I guess she sings too!!.. but I'm only in it for masturbation material.
40. Martina - July 19, 2009 12:45 PM
Again, what exactly does Katy do? A singer, really? I thought I saw her last week on Ventura Boulevard, at the door of a "modeling agency".
41. Pilatunes - July 20, 2009 6:49 PM
A pretty girl singing bubble-gum pop in mediocre fashion. Weehaa. Yes, I like her body, but please, let's not pretend she can sing.
42. Narcissist - July 21, 2009 12:13 PM
@37 - Nylons. She spices up perfection with a bit of mystery and anticipation.
I wish some of these banged up hags with zombie turkey legs would wear Kevlar tights or something.