Jul 14 2009Karolina Kurkova is pregnant
Seen here just three weeks ago, Victoria's Secret model and belly button-less wonder Karolina Kurkova is six months pregnant, according to People:
"Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child," the statement reads. "The couple have been together for a little over a year."
Remember the good ol' days when models did so much heroin they were practically barren? What happened with that? Did we lose a war or something? Honestly, I don't know. I've been harvesting heroin in my love dungeon non-sexual sun room for the past five years. Here model, model...
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. 1 - July 14, 2009 11:30 AM
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2. amanda - July 14, 2009 11:32 AM
i guess she dosnt have to worry about her bellybuttion popping out in her 3rd trimester...
3. amanda - July 14, 2009 11:33 AM
ok, so i cant spell today...
4. uh - July 14, 2009 11:36 AM
I'm not feeling the coat-dress.
5. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 11:44 AM
my goodness, kid rock and this kurkova person look like twins.
6. Buzz - July 14, 2009 11:47 AM
Another babe bites the dust!
I hate kids!
7. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 11:54 AM
Good god! Do not click on the link for #5! There's a lunch and a keyboard I'll never get back...
Though I'm not surprised it looks like a freakin' pack of Skittles, 'cause you know, some people like Skittles more than others...
8. new - July 14, 2009 11:55 AM
Whi si she?
9. titsonsnack - July 14, 2009 12:06 PM
You fuckin idiots, pregnant babes ensure future babes. Keep 'em all unspoiled and barren and pretty soon the world is populated with nothin but a bunch of uglies, and geriatric former models.
10. D4P - July 14, 2009 12:08 PM
When I think Country Music Television, I think Sheryl Crowe, Kid Rock, and Karolina Kurkova.
11. dk - July 14, 2009 12:09 PM
Give me her adress so I can send this dumb bitch some food, Christ! The babies gonna look like a crack head. That being said I wouldnt mind putting those twigs bhehindher neck n burying my cock in her
12. bot - July 14, 2009 12:09 PM
She's a handsome woman.
13. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 12:12 PM
#7. ...and yet your dumbass continues to click on my name. and dry hump my comments. please go die.
14. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 12:30 PM
Geeez Danny... that hurt. I thought you fat people were supposed to be jolly?
15. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 12:41 PM
The fact that I'm not fat tarnishes your insult. And here I was thinking that ugly and grotesque looking people never get hurt...ya know, because they've become immune to the stares and taunts. Guess I was wrong.
16. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 1:06 PM
Heh heh heh... "tarnishes your insult"... someone's reading "How to Sound Smart Whilst Blogging"... I give that comment a 3 out of 10, but that's only because cellulite scares me.
17. Vince Lombardi - July 14, 2009 1:12 PM
The photo of Sheryl Crow, Kid Rock, and Karolina Kurkova got me humming that Sesame Street classic "One of These Things Just Doesn't Belong Here."
18. the infamous danielle - July 14, 2009 1:19 PM
-12 out of 10
19. blur - July 14, 2009 1:42 PM
Oh dear. Archie Drury is a scientologist. Bye-bye Karolina.
20. gotmilk? - July 14, 2009 2:08 PM
fading victorias secret models getting knocked up is all the rage!
21. ROUGH daddy - July 14, 2009 3:00 PM
I cant believe cousin it is banging kelli pickler...
22. Jimmy C - July 14, 2009 3:13 PM
Anybody notice in picture #1 she has lightning shooting out of her snatch. Devil child maybe?
23. Go Baby, Go! - July 14, 2009 4:23 PM
Methinks she chugged the Bob Rock cock.
24. Go Baby, Go! - July 14, 2009 4:23 PM
Methinks she chugged the Bob Rock cock.
25. Ugly Swan - July 14, 2009 9:53 PM
She stopped being cute years ago.
26. Phony - July 14, 2009 9:58 PM
She's got an ugly Russian nose and mouth. I don't think she's Czech at all. Czechs also don't have kids because the world is so ugly and full of sickos that want to takeover their beautiful golden city.
27. DCMikeRotch - July 15, 2009 3:33 AM
DAMMIT, damaged goods...
28. Darth - July 15, 2009 7:35 AM
For which airlines is she working?
29. Galtacticus - July 15, 2009 7:37 AM
Is this the latest KGB fashion?
30. JLC - July 15, 2009 8:24 AM
finally, someone else noticed the lightning bolt from her vay-jayjay.