Jul 14 2009Jon Gosselin is not a clothing designer

No more pregnant bellies please, ohhh the torture...

First.

I'll bet a Jon Gosselin clothing line would outsell Mary Kate & Ashley clothes at Walmart.

Audigier looks like Billy Bob Thorton and appropriately they are both douche bags.

Audigier looks like Billy Bob Thorton and appropriately they are both douche bags.

Smokers still suck.

WOW he's a shoe-in for the pretentious douchebag of the year! Looking at that sour puss on Kates' face made me sympathetic to him long ago, but it's perfectly obvious he's given up all thoughts of being any other kind of father but absent douchebag.Why can't the deserving like him just die an autoerotic death and be done with it.

Oh --#1 hilarious
Also what's with the leathery, oversunned douche wearing leather?
Looks like a roast that's been in the oven waaaaaaaaay too long

Is is weird that belly's like that make me hot? Seriuosly, I want to know.

why would anyone choose to be with him? he's asian, so that means he's got a small wee wee. plus, he's not even cute. look at that gut- yuck! he's a douchebag

why would anyone choose to be with him? he's asian, so that means he's got a small wee wee. plus, he's not even cute. look at that gut- yuck! he's a douchebag

Hey Fish, I can't comment on the Drew Barrymore post?

I wasn't gonna say anything bad. Her hair IS nice.

That tanned thing is revolting! Worse almost than Jon's pale, flabby gut!

that's what you call a GORDO CHINO!

that's what you call a GORDO CHINO!

that's what you call a GORDO CHINO!

Oh --#1 hilarious
Also what's with the leathery, oversunned douche wearing leather?
Looks like a roast that's been in the oven waaaaaaaaay too long

I can't decide who the bigger cheese ball is. Tho that over tanned doctor looks like a reject from The Village People. Yea, he wins it..

so much for the guy who just wanted to be Jon, not famous, not anything....looks like we have another attention seeking whore...watch our Lilo!

omg that gut is SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK John - do a sit up! goddamn!

LOL at #1! Great, I forgot what I was going to write! XD

OMG don't they look just a bit gay to you!

OMG they do look a little gay don't they? http://www.newsmediaimages.com/blog/

He is so much cooler now that he is sporting ear rings.

Gah - please stop posting photos of that fat fuck.

So does having both your ears pierced mean that you're the best catch ever?

Dude looks like a tubby Billy Bob Thornton.

cocaine is a hell of a drug

I just puked after seeing this. I hate leather and I hate fat protruding guts. Jon should live in a cave.

Yesterday David had his fat gut out and now this.....

My eyes are bleeding here.

Enough of the porkies and get me some more babes to bat off over.

SINCE WHEN ARE ASIANS FAT? MAN, HE HAS A GUT. LAY OFF THE HAMBURGERS AND STICK TO YOUR ROOTS--RICE, CHOP SUEY, NOODLES...OH, AND SOME KARATE!

SINCE WHEN ARE ASIANS FAT? MAN, HE HAS A GUT. LAY OFF THE HAMBURGERS AND STICK TO YOUR ROOTS--RICE, CHOP SUEY, NOODLES...OH, AND SOME KARATE!

I honestly can't tell who looks douchier in these photos. Fucking toss-up.

@ 31

Gosselin is Half-Korean. Chop suey is Chinese-American and Karate is Japanese. Also, I know plenty of overweight Asians.

Anyway, I never knew a 32-year-old could go through a midlife crisis... but here we are, and Ed Hardy clothes look terrible so I'm not surprised the designer looks like a homosexual version of Mad Max.

He may not be a clothing designer, but he's still a tubby dumb ass.

wow I didn't think you could make ed hardy clothes look more pathetic or like someone clinging desperately to their youth, but Mr. Gosselin has proved me wrong. Congrats

Yes Misty, it's weird. You need psychiatric help. ;-)

Can we stop with posts about this fatass? I come to this site for naked bitches and to see if LL died of a drug overdose yet.

He looks the Pregnant man...wait even the Pregnant man has more class, at least he's devoted to his wife and doesn't pimp out his kids to make a buck.

LOL @39 He does look like the pregnant man!

LOL @39 He does look like the pregnant man! That just made my night

hahaha@1

Jon is finally out from under the demanding witch. He deserves a vacation. I'm surprised that she didn't make him take the kids with him. Go on, Jon, have a good time!

How about a pregnancy clothing line?

How about a beer belly clothing line? That's unique.

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That dude in the 80's motorcycle jacket looks like he's about to have himself a little takeout...

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These are the saddest bear / twink photos I have ever seen.

I just cannot believe the "bal_s" this guy have to appear in public with his new 22 year old girlfriend when at home he has 8 kiddos to look after. What kind of father is he anyway. Kate is a go-gether and has a good head on her shoulder, and yes, of course she had to nag him. He has no guts, he is a pushover. She should count her lucky stars that she got rid of him. Let any other idiot take these left overs... He is an ugly douchbag. Even if he got rid of those flabs, he still would be ugly. And I would NEVER buy anything that this guy has to offer anyway, what did he ever do in life? But riding on the fame of his kiddos. Thanks to Kate he is where he is now in life, so soon does he forget.

And Audigier does look like Billy Bob Thornton... his long lost twin! LOL.

Maybe Jon should have had the tummy tuck - ick.

he looks 42 to me. not aging well and after 22 gets done with him he'll go crawling back to kate and i don't think she'll have it hahahahahaha

he looks 42 to me. not aging well and after 22 gets done with him he'll go crawling back to kate and i don't think she'll have it hahahahahaha

I used to think Kate was the biatch in that relationship. Now I think I see why she did what she did. She has 9 children, not eight.
Where is he getting the money to fund his little vacation with his new child girlfriend?
What a pathetic person. Go back home to your eight children and get a real job.

Did he give birth to half his litter?

Ugh.. sorry Jon, but it doesnt matter who you hang out with, you still look like a pregnant lesbian, especially with those earrings. And how sad is it that you're hanging around with that tanning-obsessed douchebag fashion designer.

Kate made me mad just to watch the way she treated Jon. Now that he has gotten away from her and her hell raising ways, everyone is down on him. What in the world is wrong with people. Damn if you do and damn if you don't.

With The high price, low quility of Ed Hardy' clothes, he would have to be really deparate to be seen with Jon Gosselin. What is the point there?
I can't wait till the 22 year old girlfriend dumps him for a "22" year old boy. Jon makes a better celebrity then he does a father.

With The high price, low quility of Ed Hardy' clothes, he would have to be really deparate to be seen with Jon Gosselin. What is the point there?
I can't wait till the 22 year old girlfriend dumps him for a "22" year old boy. Jon makes a better celebrity then he does a father.

With The high price, low quility of Ed Hardy' clothes, he would have to be really deparate to be seen with Jon Gosselin. What is the point there?
I can't wait till the 22 year old girlfriend dumps him for a "22" year old boy. Jon makes a better celebrity then he does a father.

With The high price, low quility of Ed Hardy' clothes, he would have to be really deparate to be seen with Jon Gosselin. What is the point there?
I can't wait till the 22 year old girlfriend dumps him for a "22" year old boy. Jon makes a better celebrity then he does a father.

With The high price, low quility of Ed Hardy' clothes, he would have to be really deparate to be seen with Jon Gosselin. What is the point there?
I can't wait till the 22 year old girlfriend dumps him for a "22" year old boy. Jon makes a better celebrity then he does a father.

Elizabeth... do you have Parkinson's?

Kate is going to come out smelling like a rose in all this divorce drama. I don't understand Jon 's appeal. He always looks hung over and his eyes are red. When the show first came on, I thought he was the a-hole. Now, I see why Kate turned into one. He'd be hard to live with!

jon is FAT! His new girlfriend must have to be drunk to find that fat gut of his attractive!

Wow, dad of the year!!!! Maybe that's why Kate treated him like shit. Not saying that she is a prize, but what did she see in him??? His girlfriend must be a dumb bitch because why would she want to get involved with someone who has 8 kids and is a douchebag.

GZive this poor shmuck a break...married to that big mouth, nagging hag for 10 years....sitting home with 8 kids while she's out boinking her married bodyguard,..,.,..they have been separated 2 years, how much longer does the poor guy have to wait.....have at it Jon......her sour puss face and hair-do-----gone baby gone!@

Jon was always passive-aggressive, setting Kate up as the baddie in their marriage. Now he's showing his true colors. I'm from Indiana, and noticed the IU shirt he wore at the sextuplets' birthday party. Hmmm. And how romantic, an engagement ring in the shape of a skull!! Jon, you're a real catch. Kate is well rid of you, fella.

I'm amazed at how life has become all about him! My God, he needs to grow up and act his age. How is he going to feel years down the road when those kdis come to him with those slutty pics in hand and ask him to explain himself. I always thought Kate was a Bi--- but now I'm beginning to see why. Grow up Jon and take care of your kids. Why does the bodyguard have to step in and play daddy? These are your children. They deserve so much better than what they are getting.

Could someone explain to me why celebrities find Ed Hardy clothes attractive ? I was in Avignon monday (the city C.Audigier is from) and managed to browse through Ed Hardy tee-shirts in a shop and I found them very... colorful in a tacky way. Kenzo andLacroix make colorful clothes, but designs are elegant and subtles. Audigier's clothes seem to be made for bikers. Is there something that I missed ?

JON IS A WASTE OF PROTOPLASAM.

Who does he think he is or better yet or who does she think he is?? Come on, he was made famous because he has 8 kids, thats it!!! He thinks he is Don Won or something. Seriously. I cant even believe what Im reading. After the show gets cancelled he is NO ONE!! just a poor slob. I will never support His show again just knowing he is getting the money . Him and His wife are such a poor example of a family. Is Discovery Kidding or what with these Two or should i say Three!!

Well Its time for KATE PLUS 8 after divorce

Hey, maybe they could call the children's line of clothing "Adulterers Rags"

Hey, maybe they could call the children's line of clothing "Adulterers Rags"

This guy has problems. He should be in counseling. He is far too young for a mid life crisis and those poor kids....they will be looking at this crap someday and resenting their looney dad who thinks he is a teenager. Not to mention when his kids hit their teens, kate will have a hard time explaining that this type of behavior is wrong. I am assuming he will have screwed up his life so bad by then he will have no life. Where areJon's parents? why arent they stepping in to get this guy committed?

Boating on the Riviera with his 22 year old girlfriend? OMG. There is so much wrong with this that i dont know where to start. Obviously Jon is crazy. Understandable. 8 screaming, demanding brats can do that to you. The kids are horrible. (having a dysfunctional family does not change the fact that the kids were horrible, only clarifies why the kids were horrible) BUT what kind of girl WANTS a guy with 8 kids? Her parents should cut the girl off financially and emotionally. Cut off the money to jon and watch the girl jump overboard. Maybe these pics will be enough for the girl to jump ship. Any normal girl would....Swim baby Swim.....Jon is the appropiate name for little daddy. He is nothing but a jon to this girl. She is nothing but a very expensive hooker. Look at what she has costs...8 kids, a 10 year marriage, a reputation and the list goes on.....

Jon....shut up, grow up and TRY to be a man

Doesn't anybody get it??? The ONLY reason this young chickie is hangin' with Jon is because of his celebrity-what there is of it. Personally I think bot h he and Kate are stuck-up fools who just got lucky getting to have a show. Kate looks like the type who would blolw her stack for little or no reason and he just looks like a frumpy pup following her around waiting for his $5.00 a week allowance.
Is this the kind of nonsense people actually watch on the tube now? GAWD, peoples' personal lives must be pretty darn boring if they have to watch something like that for "entertainment. Sick of them, Brittney and all the other losers who THINK

Doesn't anybody get it??? The ONLY reason this young chickie is hangin' with Jon is because of his celebrity-what there is of it. Personally I think bot h he and Kate are stuck-up fools who just got lucky getting to have a show. Kate looks like the type who would blolw her stack for little or no reason and he just looks like a frumpy pup following her around waiting for his $5.00 a week allowance.
Is this the kind of nonsense people actually watch on the tube now? GAWD, peoples' personal lives must be pretty darn boring if they have to watch something like that for "entertainment. Sick of them, Brittney and all the other losers who THINK

Who cares????? These two are pathetic losers who used their beautiful kids to get their show. This kind of nonsense on TV these days is sickening! Jon's little 22 year old is just following him around-as he did Kate-hoping to be seen with a "celebrity". GAWD! Hey, why not put Jon in a car on one of the way-too-many cops shows and let them chase him around Hollyweird for an hour or so, take him out of the car at gunpoint then taser his sorry flabby gut for not complying with officer's directions...now THAT I would pay to see! Ditch Brittney, brangelina and all the other losers and create a show worth watching. Enough of sticking cameras and mics up in their stupid faces and convince the publiuc that they are role models. I feel for their poor kids!!!!

Who cares????? These two are pathetic losers who used their beautiful kids to get their show. This kind of nonsense on TV these days is sickening! Jon's little 22 year old is just following him around-as he did Kate-hoping to be seen with a "celebrity". GAWD! Hey, why not put Jon in a car on one of the way-too-many cops shows and let them chase him around Hollyweird for an hour or so, take him out of the car at gunpoint then taser his sorry flabby gut for not complying with officer's directions...now THAT I would pay to see! Ditch Brittney, brangelina and all the other losers and create a show worth watching. Enough of sticking cameras and mics up in their stupid faces and convince the publiuc that they are role models. I feel for their poor kids!!!!

This man should grow up and take care of his family. I can't believe anyone would want him other than Kate. At least she is stepping to the plate and taking care of her family. Grow up Jon

This man should grow up and take care of his family. I can't believe anyone would want him other than Kate. At least she is stepping to the plate and taking care of her family. Grow up Jon

The court needs to freeze this jerk's accounts. He is wasting the money made during the marriage on squiring his money grubbing girlfriend with trips to France and expensive rings. HE IS SPENDING THE KID'S MONEY.

Well, guess we know what kind of a person Jon is - plays the poor husband part while he plays around and blames Kate for the divorce. She was, and is, self sufficient because she had no other choice married to that poor excuse of a father and husband. What goes around comes around. Jon will get his turn. Good lluck Kate. You deserve a partner who cares and is an equal. You had 9 kids, not 8.

Two douche-bags walk onto a boat. One says to the other, "Which of us is that bigger ass?" The other pulls up his shirt, reveals his girth, and victoriously says "There's no contest. I am the bigger ass!" The first douche-bag responds, "I said ass, dickwad, not stomach."

Fucking mongoloid. He's such a Massingill

Fucking mongoloid. He's such a Massingill

I think it's realy sad that those 8 little children don't have a clue that their two parents are now able to live this care free life on their dime. And Jon end your first commitment before you start another one have some respect for your kidds.No one is going to think you a lucky man running around with wanna beeeee's. You were already blessed once with all those beautiful children and they are why you can vacation and play the big man. Focus Jon and Kate and see whats realy important in life when you bring kidds into the mix and use them to make your living they are why anyone knows who you are. Be a man Jon and stand on your own not on the shoulders of your children.

I read he said he has been with his girl friend for 2 months. Guess that was the "behavior" Kate referred to when she filed for divorce. How humiliating for even Kate. I no longer feel sorry for him. If the wife were with him he would have been better dressed and actually shown some dignity. What a loser he is. Is the girl friend Kate's tummy tuck doctor's daughter? This is just wrong.

That clothing designer must be Jon's new girl friend..lol Now we know why he left Kate.. He swings both ways it seems....lol

That clothing designer must be Jon's new girl friend..lol Now we know why he left Kate.. He swings both ways it seems....lol

Kate is lucky to be ride of that man boy. Has he forgot that he is 32 with eight kiddos? Kate had to tell him everything to do because if she didn't he would just sit on the couch getting fatter and fatter because he does not have a brain. This can't hold down a job wanna be teen should just go away. When every I see him I think of the song "I'm a little tea pot short and stout".......

Jon and Christian...lovers

the only reason that anyone knows jon gosselin is because of his wife and 8 kids....did he actually think that anyone would care about him and is seedy little plans for a great new exciting life without them???? get real jon...you have no marketable talent! being a deadbeat dad is not a talent...sure you told an interviewer that you would be there for your kids and in their lives yet you look for a 1 bedroom apartment in new york....what are they supposed to comute to see you? youll find out that your 15minutes of fame is over, and we are so over you...to bad the kids who love you cause your their daddy will end up suffering

the only reason that anyone knows jon gosselin is because of his wife and 8 kids....did he actually think that anyone would care about him and is seedy little plans for a great new exciting life without them???? get real jon...you have no marketable talent! being a deadbeat dad is not a talent...sure you told an interviewer that you would be there for your kids and in their lives yet you look for a 1 bedroom apartment in new york....what are they supposed to comute to see you? youll find out that your 15minutes of fame is over, and we are so over you...to bad the kids who love you cause your their daddy will end up suffering

It looks to me like Jon might be pregnant with the next 6, you think? All of this crap will be in the archives for his kids to look up in the future and don't think they won't. How sad.........

It looks to me like Jon might be pregnant with the next 6, you think? All of this crap will be in the archives for his kids to look up in the future and don't think they won't. How sad.........

It looks to me like Jon might be pregnant with the next 6, you think? All of this crap will be in the archives for his kids to look up in the future and don't think they won't. How sad.........

It looks to me like Jon might be pregnant with the next 6, you think? All of this crap will be in the archives for his kids to look up in the future and don't think they won't. How sad.........

It looks to me like Jon might be pregnant with the next 6, you think? All of this crap will be in the archives for his kids to look up in the future and don't think they won't. How sad.........

Dog. How NOT TO BE A ROLE MODEL FOR YOUR KIDS, JON.
I am beginning to feel that Kate's nagging was justified, she was probably so frustrated with his dumb self, I'd yell at him too. Your days are numbered Jon. The 23 year old will probably dump him when she sees the bad press.
Hope kate kicks his butt in the end, turns this around for her and her family. I feel bad for her, what a jerk he is.

still pissed off how they got all that money...TLC paid handsomely
...its about the "ole mighty dollar" You sure can tell that Jon is living "high on the hog" his belly is proof...lol

How can a guy be so oft in mag's and on TV as ugly as he is? He not even average looking --just plain ugly .What did he have to make it on T V ? Whatever it was ,he sure doesn't have it anymore . UGH !!!

Why does he have access to the money he is spending? That is the reason this stupid 22 year old drunk druggie is even with him. The money should be frozen for the kids. Has he even spent any time with them since they broke up? The one weekend he had them the boy went to the hospital because Jon was not watching him! Jon was giving autographs at the driveway. So much for him wanting a normal life without the press. What a bunch of bull that was. As soon as the divorce judge gives Kate custody and the money and orders him to pay support his little piece of a$$ will be long gone with her skull ring. LOLOL

I use to think Kate was a bitch, now I know why. Grow up Jon, you were the problem, not Kate. It's become so obvious she was forced to wear the pants in the family.

I always agreed w/ Kate having to be in control....w/ her NINE kids! Come on these kids are his as wel...and he takes off to Europe to party, drinking, smoking and flaunting around his 22 year old classless "girl"!? Jon, you have kids.....grow up and be responsible! Its not all about you, its all about your kids!! Kate, you will find your well deserved "Prince Charming!"....hang in there!!

Jon Gosselin's attire for that dinner was pretty tacky! Come on, a T-shirt and some horrible red plaid shorts? How come he didn't put on a fitted dress shirt and slacks and dark shoes? And he was even exposing his fat belly--very disturbing to watch. I think Christian asked Jon to come to St. Tropez with him because he saw Jon wear one of his clothing on the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. He just wants to kiss up to Jon.

Yuckkkkkkkkkkkk Jon none of us want to see what that stupid little girl thinks is so Sexy about you. She is in it for her 15 minutes of fame. Looks like haileys daddy needs to give her Ugly B/F! A complete head to toe make over! Dr. He needs a tummy tuck and do something with those squinty eyes.
He makes asians look bad! As for Hailey keep thinking one day you will have kid's. Forget it he will be to busy paying support for his children made from Love. Yours will be made from desperation to call yourself a real women! Which will never happen even if you pump out 10 for this Looser!
It is Sluts like you who cheat with married men that need to be placed in jail with all the rapists and pediphiles. To Hailey's Mommy & Daddy look how well you have done! Check out the pic of her face planted in the tree.
Actually it is a good look that does her Justice!
To My Husband Victor & his Poodle Cathy you are what he deserves.
I keep his money and you keep him. Men if your going to cheat make it worth it a chick with No kid's and big Tit's! "Don't waste it"

Has anyone else noticed that Jon seems to have lipgloss and even lipstick on in most of his photos? Hmmmmm. He's just so feminine looking.

Has anyone noticed that Jon seems to wear lipgloss (and even lipstick) in most of his photos? Such feminine lips and features. Hmmmmmm. Makes you wonder!

They need to disappear.

man. i'm shocked at all the racist ranting. no, i'm not asian.

anyhow...i feel bad for the kiddos for having the pain of their parents divorce become global entertainment. five isn't too young for one to turn on the tv and see it all played out - incl your dad's foolish behavior. no doubt he's telling them how much he misses them, while every other channel is showing him yachting with some other child.

Wow. I'm used to seeing people like Jon Gosselin on this blog and not noticing how douchey they are - as though they exist in some separate world. Seeing him here in my part of the world just brings home how much of a fat badly-dressed american he is.

And Audigier just looks like a sleazy wannabe. No wonder these two found each other!