Jul 13 2009David Duchovny shirtless and other news
- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend's new video. Surprisingly, it doesn't involve torture and/or Jew hating. I'm shocked. [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui's breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]
- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married, and I debated whether to include them here, the shortbus of posts. Read into that what you will. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Jon Gosselin smokes cigarettes now. I will pay him $25 million to ash in Kate's porcupine do on the first post-divorce episode. And by $25 million I mean this doodle of a naked Kim Kardashian telling me to land the Millenium Falcon on her ass. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a date night just like a normal couple. Until they threw gold bricks at puppies. I'm kidding. Just Nicole did. Because she's dead inside. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears choreographed the newest song on her tour herself, so if you're a ticketholder, prepare yourself for three-to-five minutes of dancers kicking toddlers in the face to get at a pile of french fries. [PopSugar]
Reader Comments
1. Ljutefisk - July 13, 2009 9:26 PM
I can't fap to this.
2. 159 - July 13, 2009 9:27 PM
Where's Robert Pattinson?
3. timmy the frisky virus - July 13, 2009 9:30 PM
Fish, you really outdid yourself with that Britney comment. Bravo.
4. Randal - July 13, 2009 9:44 PM
David, just wanted to take the time to say you've really turned yourself around after going to therapy and may you continue down the road of success that you've always been able to find. Great to see that smile again too!
Randal
5. drawstring - July 13, 2009 9:56 PM
Daivd... pic 3... pull your fucking pants up freak. That poor girl ain't interested in seeing the lonely sea snake you have hiding in your pants.
Perhaps if you lost some weight you fat cunt your pants might fit you.
Less beer and start working out buddy..!!
6. JungleRed - July 13, 2009 11:03 PM
Right, so we'll let this hot mess troll on the beaches, but not the preggos.
7. OhYes - July 13, 2009 11:34 PM
Mm-mm. More Duchovny, please!
8. Richard McBeef - July 13, 2009 11:44 PM
Someone with art talent please draw a picture of the millenium falcon on kk's ass.
9. I CALL britney A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE - July 13, 2009 11:49 PM
The Britney comment is MONEY! I laughed so hard. Thank you.
10. patrick travis - July 14, 2009 1:41 AM
That joker needs some sun. He needs to lay out for a week.
11. pop - July 14, 2009 1:54 AM
He needs to stay off the Pop Tarts.
Fat cunt he is..!!
12. Erica - July 14, 2009 3:49 AM
That is actually the perfect body IMO. Not too skinny with too defined muscles, a little bit of meat on him, yet muscle definition.
13. Captain Han Solo - July 14, 2009 7:09 AM
Jesus. Make all the spelling and punctuation mistakes you want here on you little booby blog, but for fuck's sake DO NOT MISSPELL THE NAME OF MY SHIP!!! Even Chewie can spell that shit right, and he's retarded.
14. Gando - July 14, 2009 8:27 AM
He works out and that's why he likes the beach and the water.
15. Darth - July 14, 2009 8:33 AM
Lots of people don't care in what shape they are.That's landscap pollution,unless you really can't help it.
16. Nero - July 14, 2009 8:38 AM
He should get hanged for 2 minutes to stretch out his neck a little more.The rest of his body is allright.
17. wtf - July 14, 2009 8:41 AM
Do people really think that is a fat body??? Jesus, he looks great.
He is the only person in Hollywood that I would ever have sex with. He's hot.
18. uh - July 14, 2009 9:15 AM
@5
Wow, so guys call obviously fit people fat also. I thought that was just an insecure lady thing.
Guys that are too chiseled and defined just seem gay to me. Duchovny is hot.
19. amoi - July 14, 2009 9:25 AM
Duchovny is hotter with clothes on. Preferably a suit.
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21. Montana - July 14, 2009 11:29 AM
My wife told me that if I had six pack abs I could sleep with other women.
I said, "I KNOW."
...wrong answer.
22. april - July 14, 2009 11:36 AM
yeah, most dudes are better with their clothes on.
23. dciple - July 14, 2009 11:52 AM
uhm where do u see fat ? the man has f*cking tight abs, I wish I have abs
like that when I'm 50
24. me - July 14, 2009 12:15 PM
I wish I was fat and out of shape like him.
@ 5 & 11 do you type stupid shit just to be asses?!!!!!
25. Trish - July 14, 2009 12:33 PM
I love David Duchovny so so so SO much.
26. lol - July 14, 2009 12:44 PM
lol @ fat comments
most of you commenting look like 360lbs of chewed gum,
bunch of fat stupids
27. Sabrina - July 14, 2009 4:56 PM
Who is the black child with Hugh Jackman?
28. STL Hawkeye - July 14, 2009 6:58 PM
Anyone heard when Californication is coming back on? Maybe my favorite show.
29. neo geo - October 1, 2009 2:33 PM
he looks great! IMHO!
30. jinny - November 17, 2009 9:35 PM
look great with little muscle...