Remember when former Miss USA Ali Landry was the Doritos Girl back in 1998? Yeah, me neither. But notice how that didn't stop me from posting these pics of her in a bikini in Malibu yesterday.
The Superficial: Maybe Relevancy Should Wear a Bikini. Just Sayin.'
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Reader Comments
1. Moar! - July 12, 2009 6:01 PM
MOAR!
2. cutesy - July 12, 2009 6:06 PM
Cute!
3. erect - July 12, 2009 6:09 PM
My cock would lokk great in her ass......
....................\m/ \m/ ..........................................
4. doritoes - July 12, 2009 6:17 PM
MY cock would look better!!
5. Christina - July 12, 2009 6:23 PM
MY MASSIVE COCK WOULD EFF HER UP MAN
6. Pedobear - July 12, 2009 6:23 PM
Her friend in pink is pretty hot, too!
7. En Fuego - July 12, 2009 6:26 PM
Ali is 36 yrs this month w/one kid. What a natural beauty! Pic # 7 is awesome! Shoot for this look ladies...
8. Walt - July 12, 2009 6:35 PM
Who the fuck doesn't remember that Doritos commercial?
9. RtSS - July 12, 2009 6:57 PM
Dibs! I call dibs on her ass and mouth. I wanna 'firsts' for packing the poochute, and I wanna bang the hell out of that mouth as she looks up at me.
10. Jesse - July 12, 2009 7:07 PM
Daymmmmm thats one hella fine MILF!!
11. Jesse - July 12, 2009 7:07 PM
Daymmmmm thats one hella fine MILF!!
12. richard - July 12, 2009 7:19 PM
no visible sign of preggo tummy - impressive.
13. bossvnnv - July 12, 2009 7:22 PM
One fuckable MILFA (mother i'd like to fuck in the ass)
14. mlf - July 12, 2009 7:33 PM
That commercial stood the test of time. Doritos 3Ds, not so much.
15. bernard - July 12, 2009 7:39 PM
what's up with the giant ring?!?
16. Taz - July 12, 2009 7:53 PM
id pump her silly!
17. titsonsnack - July 12, 2009 7:59 PM
So-and-so in a bikini... this person in a bikini... that person in a bikini.... Yeah it's an attractive female, whoop-de-shit like we can't find any pictures of those on the internet. At least try to make some sort of funny caption about it or something. I like it better when this site is more about celeb gossip and ragging on famous people. I'll come back when summer's over and this site gets funny again. Sorry, I'm just crabby because I'm a fat old jealous ugly person, or at least I must be because I don't care about the 50,000th nobody in a bathing suit post.
18. vito - July 12, 2009 8:03 PM
One of the most beautiful women on God's green Earth!
19. Grammar police - July 12, 2009 8:37 PM
It's "neither" - not "either"! Silly Superficial writer!
20. Knee Ya Ha Ha - July 12, 2009 9:02 PM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So my friend 'Frank' from 16th Floor come over. 'Frank', as some of you may, or may not, know watch a lot of movie. Hello 'Frank'
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Hi everybody.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So ...'Frank' - Is this the';Ali Larter' from 'Varsity Blues' ? Speling mistake ?
Or has the Academy left another worthy actress unrecognized ?
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Not sure yet Knee - will check with the Somali Pirate (tm) library. In meantime sort of confused at Barney 'Frank', a distant cousin's expression in elevator on this link above here that type of thing.
He looks like the world just farted in it. The world just farted in Barney Frank's elevator.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.
21. cunt - July 12, 2009 9:17 PM
Bet you her cunt would taste great....!!
22. Knee Ya Ha Ha - July 12, 2009 9:21 PM
So.
#21 & 22 - you seem to me like real intellectual.
But what you twying to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
23. Walter - July 12, 2009 9:59 PM
I hate her bra. She doesn't need ruffles to hide small boobs.
24. ummm - July 12, 2009 10:17 PM
her bra? you mean her bathing suit top? wow walter...
25. Climax - July 12, 2009 10:23 PM
Her bikini is so from 20 years ago.
26. Bang Bang your dead - July 12, 2009 10:26 PM
# 7 -
I'd like to shoot you with my 38 special. You're an idiot!
27. amanda - July 13, 2009 12:36 AM
she was beautiful 10 years ago and shes beautiful now
28. Some Girl - July 13, 2009 12:48 AM
@#7
If all women looked like her, you'd never get a date again.
29. Sheva - July 13, 2009 1:12 AM
Trying to remember her and then wow, she's a mom? That's the real American way. She looks tremendous.
She had dated that douchebag Slater right? Then he went and did a couple of donkeys and donkey girls in Mexico. She found out and dumped his ass.
10 of 10 for being a smart chick, not just lovely. Respeck!
30. Tom K - July 13, 2009 1:47 AM
It's a shame this pretty girl was ever married to that Mexican scum Mario Lopez. Poor girl.
31. Galtacticus - July 13, 2009 2:10 AM
Hello! Perfect body!
32. Kcdilla - July 13, 2009 2:13 AM
This is all fine and dandy... but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?....
I miss him. ;_;
33. Kcdilla - July 13, 2009 2:14 AM
This is all fine and dandy... but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?....
I miss him. ;_;
34. Kcdilla - July 13, 2009 2:14 AM
This is all fine and dandy... but do you know where the Geekologie writer is?....
I miss him. ;_;
35. Kcdilla - July 13, 2009 2:16 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to spam. My computer had a brain fart...
36. Rhialto - July 13, 2009 2:19 AM
After all those time she's still beautifull.She's blessed with beauty,she's a true miss.
37. Mike Walker - July 13, 2009 5:06 AM
WHATS THAT STUFF AROUND THE TOP OF HER LEG NEAR THE CROTCH???!!! LOOKS INFECTED!!
http://i13.tinypic.com/6ow8ppw.jpg
38. EuropeanGirl - July 13, 2009 5:13 AM
giant ribbon on the child head, and posed stuff. How natural.
Maybe this whatever-your-name-is is trying to return on tv or something and need this shit on magazines.
Anyway, so boring.
39. suxtobeu - July 13, 2009 6:19 AM
#7 thanks for the tip
#28 LMAO - you made my day, or at least my morning
40. richard - July 13, 2009 6:52 AM
@37 it's wet sand you dumb shit
41. GodHatesUgly - July 13, 2009 7:49 AM
One of the greatest MILFs of all time.
42. GodHatesUgly - July 13, 2009 7:51 AM
One of the greatest MILFs of all time.
43. blueberrypancake - July 13, 2009 8:14 AM
RtSS - stop watching so much bad porno!
44. hotels - July 13, 2009 8:19 AM
Not bad mama.
45. Mr. Jones - July 13, 2009 8:34 AM
Lipo-vac brought to you by Hoover.
'cause nothing sucks like a Hoover.
46. havoc - July 13, 2009 9:17 AM
Pure, hot, MILF-y goodness....
.
47. RichPort's Ghost - July 13, 2009 9:33 AM
She's hot... I'd definitely clean her toilet with your toothbrush.
48. hacksaw - July 13, 2009 9:41 AM
I'd hit it.
49. mikeock - July 13, 2009 9:47 AM
You can stop posting pictures of every other chick in a bikini now. You'll never top this, ever. Megan Fox can drop dead tomorrow.
50. amanda - July 13, 2009 10:47 AM
@37
you know how i can tell youve never seen a woman up close? you think wet sand looks like an infection! time to get out of moms basement...
51. Joe B. - July 13, 2009 11:00 AM
Isn't she the chick that Mario Lopez used to beat the shit out of?
52. TopCat - July 13, 2009 11:04 AM
Beddable!
53. En Fuego - July 13, 2009 12:12 PM
@ 28 hey krispy kreme, you wouldn't either....
54. Mickey - July 13, 2009 12:33 PM
She was just in that SuperStars show on ABC where celebs are teamed up with athletes in various competitions. They got booted on last weeks episode.
55. Lauren - July 13, 2009 2:47 PM
Does anyone have any idea what kind of workout she does to get that body?
56. WOW!! - July 13, 2009 5:09 PM
PERFECT BODY! She still looks a thousand times hotter than you, anyway.
57. ============D - July 13, 2009 5:46 PM
no visible tats. That makes her better looking than most out there already. A good bod for her age plus a baby.
58. vinny testosteroni - July 13, 2009 6:19 PM
She is still known as the Doritos Girl. What a career
59. Mike Walker - July 13, 2009 6:37 PM
Amanda, you ignorant, illogical slut. Distinguishing wet sand around a crotch doesn't require an intimate familiarity with the female genitalia. I mean, how else would Richard (40) know it was wet sand?
60. Hotbox - July 13, 2009 10:21 PM
PERFECTION.
61. Ali Landry Hot in Bikini - July 14, 2009 2:04 AM
Wow... sh'es still hottt...
62. amanda - July 14, 2009 12:47 PM
@59 mike
BECAUSE HE HAS EYES AND KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INFECTED SKIN AND SAND YOU MORON
but way to get defensive about living w/mommy, you proved my point nicely :P
63. mich - July 14, 2009 10:28 PM
damn!!
worthy of a girl crush!