Jul 10 2009Megan Fox's ass is awesome and other news
- Artie Lange was busted for DUI this afternoon. Wow. It took that long to pick this guy up for driving under the influence? Was the officer feeling lazy today or something? "Hmm... One ticket short. What's Artie Lange doing?" [PopEater]
- Angelina Jolie flew Shiloh and Zahara on her private plane making her the coolest mom ever. Until she pulls a JFK Jr. -- Too soon? [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan continues to be a walking object lesson on the dangers of snorting blow then Tweeting. [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton showed up in court today to defend herself against a lawsuit that she didn't properly promote National Lampoon's Pledge This! I don't get it. Paris Hilton disassociating herself is probably the best thing she could've done for this movie. Short of literally dying in the middle of it. [The Blemish]
- David Beckham named his son after Tom Cruise. I'm going to assume this was the only way to rebuff his advances. Nothing like the ol' "How about we not have butt sex and I name my kid after you?" maneuver. Works every time. [Celebslam]
- Rachael Ray underwent vocal chord surgery and will be unable to speak for a few weeks. But she can still cook and therefore should marry me provided she agrees not too seek alimony in the divorce next month. [ICYDK]
- Joe Simpson wants Ashlee to make an album of Michael Jackson covers. Wow. I didn't think this guy could do anything worse than be obsessed with his daughters' breasts, but hats off to you Joe. You pulled it off. [PopSugar]
Reader Comments
1. poop - July 10, 2009 7:41 PM
yarg
2. meow - July 10, 2009 7:42 PM
Meow!
3. Katie - July 10, 2009 7:42 PM
I wouldn't say her ass is awesome.. her tits are rockin' but seriously the ass on this one is lacking... and don't get me wrong I think she is a hot chick but very overated. And this sorta just adds to it.. you wouldn't give her ass a second look if she wasn't famous and what magazines say is "hot". Most ppl would be busy staring at her chest lol ;)
4. devel - July 10, 2009 7:45 PM
really nothin special, this butt...
5. doggy all the way - July 10, 2009 7:46 PM
I'd eat that. Her body is pretty rockin'. The ass is nice and I'd make a nice meal out of it.
6. Ashmo - July 10, 2009 7:50 PM
Um, sorry, what ass are we talking bout? My coke whore anorexic neighbor has a better lookin ass. Just sayin', not much to look at.
7. vanessa - July 10, 2009 7:55 PM
what ass?
8. FRIST!!! - July 10, 2009 7:56 PM
Soooo sick of her. Aren't we all??? God, I want to stick my eyeballs in a blender and set it to frappe..
9. Tad Bit Tipsy - July 10, 2009 8:00 PM
Wow, the only thing she owns that's not fake.
10. Parker - July 10, 2009 8:01 PM
I would boink her tight ass till she cried for mercy. Of course she'd never do that since she loves anal sex so I'll probably have to learn how to drive with my weiner in Megan Fox's butt.
11. kitty_kat - July 10, 2009 8:05 PM
Megan Fox has an ass?
12. Foo - July 10, 2009 8:10 PM
Haha.. looks like the ladies are jealous...
13. will - July 10, 2009 8:11 PM
back fat
14. TOE-THUMB - July 10, 2009 8:15 PM
toe-thumb
seriously
15. ROUGH daddy - July 10, 2009 8:15 PM
Its not horrible, its not going to inspire a c$m flood like Jessica Biel's....
16. jacob - July 10, 2009 8:17 PM
these are just tight pants. thats like me wearing tight pants and saying hey my package looks awesome, when everybody knows it doesn't.
17. Sinamon - July 10, 2009 8:21 PM
I'm sorry, to what ass are you referring? she's smokin hot, i agree, but as far as the junk in the trunk is concerned, it's as flat as the back of her gas-guzzling car.
18. spectacles - July 10, 2009 8:25 PM
I'll give it to you that she has nice boobs, but what ass are you talking about? I would say that is the most unflattering ass picture of her that you can find.
19. Christina Bledsoe - July 10, 2009 8:35 PM
Sorry, but Megan Fox has no ass. Her friends up top are looking great as always.
20. LEB - July 10, 2009 8:40 PM
Um... WHAT ass?
21. Huh? - July 10, 2009 8:45 PM
Seriously.....what ass??? I'll give her for her boobs....but only half credit due to their silicone-ness.
22. uh - July 10, 2009 8:46 PM
Okay, who cares if she doesn't have a ton of padding in back. At least she's not fat.
23. Huh?? - July 10, 2009 8:46 PM
Looks like someone stuffed cardboard down her pants...flattyyyy!!!
24. frank lloyd wright - July 10, 2009 9:26 PM
pancake ass and fake tits. what's so special?
25. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx - July 10, 2009 9:40 PM
toe thumbs FTW
26. Shari - July 10, 2009 9:40 PM
...she doesn't have an ass.. I don't get it.
27. marie - July 10, 2009 9:45 PM
personally, I prefer her boobs in these pictures. these jeans were not the most bootay-esque... I love how she's dressed though...
28. fred - July 10, 2009 9:52 PM
Shari... you like fat people... hang out here http://www.michaelmoore.com/ otherwise STFU cause there ain't nothing but silly shit coming out of it.
29. Tom K - July 10, 2009 9:53 PM
She is gorgeous but the ass is lacking very flat!!!
30. Tom K - July 10, 2009 9:53 PM
She is gorgeous but the ass is lacking very flat!!!
31. Tom K - July 10, 2009 9:53 PM
She is gorgeous but the ass is lacking very flat!!!
32. Delgo - July 10, 2009 9:53 PM
Are your asshats fitted or the original snap & lock type?
33. J - July 10, 2009 10:02 PM
There is absolutely nothing special about her "ass." Plus, her tits take on different sizes in every photo shoot. WOMP WOMP!
34. :/ - July 10, 2009 10:02 PM
What ass? She isn't even that hot. Pretty plain looking.
35. salliemae - July 10, 2009 10:25 PM
If I do recall, her ass used to be pretty damn awesome. I remember seeing a picture of her back before her boobs exploded...
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black-03.jpg
36. Asschilee - July 10, 2009 10:44 PM
ass? what ass? I see no ass here....
I don't get why people are all sporting boners for her, she's mediocre at best.
37. Mariah - July 10, 2009 11:18 PM
Non-existent
38. TopCat - July 10, 2009 11:23 PM
In pic #4
great bubs, flat ass
39. Alli Watermelon - July 10, 2009 11:23 PM
She's very pretty, but I'm sorry..she does not have an ass lol. It is...flat. But at least its narrow and flat...not WIDE and flat.
40. titsonsnack - July 11, 2009 12:14 AM
She has no ass, the back of her legs pretty much just go straight up into her back in these pics.
Pancake ass on overrated chick.
41. captain america - July 11, 2009 1:32 AM
it's pretty funny when a TURD is coming out, folks!!
42. Chatham - July 11, 2009 1:46 AM
Her ass is nonexistent.
Far hotter chicks in Vero...which is why she never goes there.
43. Yeah - July 11, 2009 1:55 AM
I can't wait 'til Artie Lange dies.
44. Nikky Raney - July 11, 2009 2:02 AM
My ass is bigger than hers and I get told my ass is flat.
45. RtSS - July 11, 2009 3:45 AM
Me likey... Those last two images are enough to make me declare, I'd pack her poopchute for her. Hammer her with my schlong. Dig the dirt tunnel. Go hunting for butt nuggets. That some might tight sphincter. Me likey...
46. Madelaine - July 11, 2009 4:08 AM
wow, she literally has NO ass. This is so weird, with all the talk of it is assumed it would be amazing. Or at least good. But... it's like, NOT THERE.
47. Rogue - July 11, 2009 4:11 AM
All sweet asses of the world should be insulted by someone even attempting to include that notepad of a BUTT in their category.
48. Darth - July 11, 2009 4:34 AM
Two aces? That's hard to trump.
49. Nero - July 11, 2009 4:37 AM
The other two aces are in front.
50. Rhialto - July 11, 2009 4:50 AM
She plays open cards?
51. dude - July 11, 2009 9:20 AM
megan i worship ur turd cutter <333
52. joe patterson - July 11, 2009 9:20 AM
If she wasn't famous you wouldn't give her a double take. Flat like a pancake. That's her back.
53. Andy - July 11, 2009 1:06 PM
Awesome? You kidding me? That fold of fat on her back is bigger than her ass.
54. Her ass fell off - July 11, 2009 1:36 PM
Hopefully the headline was written in sarcasm. She doesn't have an ass! Blechh.
55. dink squeeze - July 11, 2009 1:37 PM
flat ass
56. jason hammer - July 11, 2009 1:37 PM
Megan Foxes new Movie is made by this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71ajRsOq9M Innocent bystaner
57. superfluous - July 11, 2009 2:15 PM
She might be an ass, but I still can't see any ass in those pics...
58. otto - July 11, 2009 3:00 PM
where did it go???? i don't see any... she's pretty but i have seen better butts
59. anon - July 11, 2009 5:16 PM
haha Megan, you are officially busted for all of those booty underwear pics. FLATTY!
60. Get naked, Megan... - July 11, 2009 5:30 PM
She's a hot piece of ass, there's no doubt. Unfortunately, she ruins in by talking. She's an example of a not mentally gifted beauty who thinks that, because she's getting so much attention, she must prove to everyone how smart she is. Unfortunately, everytime she opens her mouth, she pukes "STUPID" all over herself.
Chick needs to just be in lingerie, bikini's or naked. Don't talk, Megan; you spoil it...
61. Drew - July 11, 2009 6:15 PM
"If I do recall, her ass used to be pretty damn awesome. I remember seeing a picture of her back before her boobs exploded...
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black-03.jpg"
^ It's like her boobs and her ass switched places!
62. Doc - July 11, 2009 6:45 PM
Most Americans are use to seeing big butts because most Americans overeat. Only 1 percent of the US population are fit and not fat and the rest have too much fat. Pinch more than an inch and one is medically fat.
63. BoboBojangles - July 11, 2009 7:15 PM
Her ass is a failboat, not to mension her attitude is so bitchy. Very un-attractive, it's obviously true that most men who dig her are young boys, because mature men can tell just by looking at her she's a bitch. She'd be the girl you'd have sex with just to say you did (if your an asshole) and brag about, but not the kind of girl you'd marry. Ever seen her on an interview? She thinks her shit don't stink, and to top it off, she talks worse than Paris Hilton! An all-time Retard. She may be pretty to people, but I just don't see it, because when I stare at her I see a slut, a no-brainer, and a bitch. Plus, she has a smoker body, with the acception of her FAKE breasts. She's the kind of girl I'd laugh at my brother for marrying, and 3 years down the line when they're divorcing because she cheated on him. She's really not that great, and give her a year, and she'll be just as non-existent as lindsay lohan.
Oh, and to even compare her to Angelina Jolie is bizarre. As Crazy as angelina jolie is, She at least has smarts when it comes to common knowledge, however I don't approve on the baby buying. 3 kids is enough, 4 just proves of child labor ;) But to compare Megan Fox to Angelina? LOL, Angelina has years on that skinny minnie. Besides, if you want to say "at least she's not fat" Look at her before and after pictures before MF got a face job, Her face is one of those baby faces, with the chubby cheeks. I personally think she looked better before, than after. A lot of my guy friends would agree with me, and don't pull the whole "your gay" because I'm not, and even if I or my friends were, we still have better taste than that Bitch. :)
64. agentgirl - July 11, 2009 8:20 PM
Awesome ass? She has NO ASS!
65. ;) - July 11, 2009 8:46 PM
thunder thighs and no ass. awesome!
66. dude_on - July 11, 2009 9:35 PM
This is probably difficult for the women, and the guy with the friends who aren't gay... but by default Megan's ass is awesome. If one were to bang said ass that would be an awesome experience, hence her ass is awesome. This is some really detailed stuff so I won't bore you, but in defense of her ass I would simply say me and my friends, who aren't gay, would bounce off that flat ass like no tomorrow.
67. mikka - July 11, 2009 10:02 PM
mm.. what butt
i guess she forgot her butt pad
ooh i know!! maybe she is on her way to buy some ass
68. Reagan - July 12, 2009 2:08 AM
haha you crack me up. But it is too soon for JFK Jr.! RIP. :(
69. Reagan - July 12, 2009 2:08 AM
haha you crack me up. But it is too soon for JFK Jr.! RIP. :(
70. mike - July 12, 2009 2:49 AM
im sorry but what ass?? she is flat i dont see anything, there nothing to look at sorry
71. mango dennahan - July 12, 2009 5:20 AM
Easily arse of the month, until Danny DeVito lets his cheeks hang out in public.
72. Gongom - July 12, 2009 9:31 AM
I like how people are saying that Megan Fox isn't hot when they're probably acne-ridden ugly teenagers with unbelievably high standards. That's right, that attitude won't get you laid, ever.
73. dio - July 12, 2009 10:49 AM
what ass?
74. ==========D - July 12, 2009 3:35 PM
I have a great young german girl getting her starfish pounded. Anyone want the link. She is over 18. The guy is hammering her a$$
75. anne - July 12, 2009 7:01 PM
megan has no ass... gosh.. all this publicity surrounding her is blinding you from reailty.. damn!
76. bossvnnv - July 12, 2009 7:35 PM
Don't get me wrong, as I'd totally destroy her asshole with my cock, but damn, that bitch has no butt at all...just a pretty face.
77. ihatePETA - July 13, 2009 12:22 AM
Megan is super pretty. I want that Lamb wallet she has.
78. Jim - July 13, 2009 1:28 AM
Dude, what ass? I'd still fuck her and all, but seriously what ass do you keep talking about.
79. boogy - July 13, 2009 2:18 AM
wait, where is it?
Not hating, just stating...
80. Hammertime - July 13, 2009 8:49 AM
Yeah, she's hot, but come on. She's not the hottest thing in the world. Tits look good here, but I saw better asses on the walk to work this morning.
81. megan - July 13, 2009 9:52 AM
what ass? she's got nothin. her ass is actually not attractive at all to me. she may be "hot" but that's when she's attacked by her makeup artists. she's quite the bitch apparently.
82. steff - July 13, 2009 10:38 AM
What ass? Megan Fox has no ass whatsoever
83. Katie - July 13, 2009 10:40 AM
#53 said it ;) lol
84. yikes - July 13, 2009 3:04 PM
Okay Superfish, we forgive you because we know you are seriously jonesin' for Megan Fox- but SHE SERIOUSLY HAS NO ASS. Sorry.
But she DOES have the coveted TOE THUMB, thank god...
85. Max Planck - July 13, 2009 3:45 PM
Another one of those dumb hats. Huh?
86. ha! - July 13, 2009 6:03 PM
That ain't an ass, that's a manhole cover... ; )
87. D. Richards (Louse.) - July 14, 2009 3:38 AM
What "ass?" . . . All I see is a continuation of spine -- yummy.
88. Blair Bradshaw - July 14, 2009 3:43 PM
OMG I love those Siwy Denim Jeans!!! I got mine at bloomingdales.com but I think you could get them from Singer22.com too! I'm obsessed with mine and LOVE that M FOX <3
89. Blair Bradshaw - July 14, 2009 3:43 PM
OMG I love those Siwy Denim Jeans!!! I got mine at bloomingdales.com but I think you could get them from Singer22.com too! I'm obsessed with mine and LOVE that M FOX <3
90. Faketitsaredisgusting - July 15, 2009 7:12 PM
Megan Fox's ass is FLAT, and other news.
Suits the story a little better don't you think?
Butt flossing with your jeans, does not a great ass make.
How can people be so blind, or maybe a more fitting word would be stupid.
91. bkoc - July 16, 2009 10:35 PM
omg it does look really flat which is crazy cuz i just saw a pic of her at the premire of transformers with a perky toned ass in a seethrough type black sweater dress. wdf what a major difference!!! so is she wearing a butt pad? crazy!!! well then she got caught!!! lol celebrities are mostly fake, and it's funny how people hold them on a pedestal like they're perfect when clearly they are not. if we all had make up artists, extensions, fake tans, and boob pads n butt pads then we'd all look perfect too. Oh and by the way am i the only person who thinks that in some pics when she puts her hair all back she can somtimes resemble an alien with the shape of her head?
click on this to see her with a butt pad:
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black.jpg
92. bkoc - July 16, 2009 10:35 PM
omg it does look really flat which is crazy cuz i just saw a pic of her at the premire of transformers with a perky toned ass in a seethrough type black sweater dress. wdf what a major difference!!! so is she wearing a butt pad? crazy!!! well then she got caught!!! lol celebrities are mostly fake, and it's funny how people hold them on a pedestal like they're perfect when clearly they are not. if we all had make up artists, extensions, fake tans, and boob pads n butt pads then we'd all look perfect too. Oh and by the way am i the only person who thinks that in some pics when she puts her hair all back she can somtimes resemble an alien with the shape of her head?
click on this to see her with a butt pad:
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black.jpg
93. bkoc - July 16, 2009 10:35 PM
omg it does look really flat which is crazy cuz i just saw a pic of her at the premire of transformers with a perky toned ass in a seethrough type black sweater dress. wdf what a major difference!!! so is she wearing a butt pad? crazy!!! well then she got caught!!! lol celebrities are mostly fake, and it's funny how people hold them on a pedestal like they're perfect when clearly they are not. if we all had make up artists, extensions, fake tans, and boob pads n butt pads then we'd all look perfect too. Oh and by the way am i the only person who thinks that in some pics when she puts her hair all back she can somtimes resemble an alien with the shape of her head?
click on this to see her with a butt pad:
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/megan-fox-black.jpg
94. McSweeney - July 24, 2009 4:14 PM
Ass? Where? You mean the sheet of drywall affixed to her back?
This chick is severely overrated - she looks like an android.
95. bryan - July 25, 2009 1:08 PM
damn, I'd stick my tongue in that tight ass!!!
96. robert - July 28, 2009 6:30 AM
NO ASS! I'd take small tits/big ass any day over big tits/small ass. Ass is so much more useful, good padding for doggy style and something to grab onto to thrust better. okay too much detail guys?
97. Captain Alpha Bravo - August 14, 2009 11:44 AM
^ No, no not at all. You're exactly right.
98. anthonygamer - September 28, 2009 7:31 AM
Read the 45th comment! HOLY SHIT, you people are HILARIOUS!! LMFAO!!
99. Beediee - September 29, 2009 10:01 PM
Her ass is flat and to make it worse she is wearing heels and her ass looks flat. (heels perk up asses)-so her ass is almost concave and saggy ....yuck ....saw her in transformers ...looked like a little vietnamese 9 year old boy...