Jul 10 2009Kim Kardashian is a superstar. Kind of.
Kim Kardashian hosted the Three Olives Vodka Bubble Launch Party at Greenhouse in SoHo last night, and just looking at her guest list is a strong indicator of Kim's "star power." C'mon, she invited such powerhouses as her own sister, Lance Bass, Danielle the homewrecker from Real Housewives of New Jersey who turned out to be a former coke mule/kidnapper, and no joke, a chick I went to college with who was November's Playmate of the Month - in 2001. So was Andy Dick busy last night? Because he seems like the final piece to this puzzle.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Reader Comments
1. Yes - July 10, 2009 2:13 PM
Who cares how much of a draw she is? When is she going to do another sextape?
2. DrPhowstus - July 10, 2009 2:21 PM
A huge draw? What is she, a muralist?
(swish!!!)
3. ROUGH daddy - July 10, 2009 2:22 PM
Damn I couldve made that party if I was still partying....
4. Deacon Jones - July 10, 2009 2:27 PM
I want you all to watch the little animated ad that keeps popping up on the top right of this page titled "Education Update"
I swear, read this broad's lips, shes saying "I give great blow-jobs"
I'm not even kidding, watch her lips
5. quake - July 10, 2009 2:27 PM
Grown men shouldn't be blowing bubbles in public like that.
6. lizzy - July 10, 2009 2:27 PM
gee kim, your natural beauty is just astounding...
UMM no. wtf is up with the mask of make up? so gross.
7. lizzy - July 10, 2009 2:29 PM
gee kim, your natural beauty is just astounding...
UMM no. wtf is up with the mask of make up? so gross.
8. Jen - July 10, 2009 2:31 PM
Love her outfit...... she looks weird in these pics though.... too much makeup.
9. JC - July 10, 2009 2:46 PM
Kloe looks hot!!!!!!!!!!!! beautiful!
10. ThisCouldHappen - July 10, 2009 2:52 PM
Kim is hooked up with a football player. Do you you think she might ever just shoot him and then herself? It would save her hearing the "I'm so full of love I just got to share" speech that Reggie is sure to have planned when she catches him with some girl in the shower.
11. Hammertime - July 10, 2009 2:53 PM
Lance doesn't look as fat as he used to. He does look at bit gayer though.
12. VM - July 10, 2009 2:57 PM
She needs to fire her make-up artist...her forehead is a total different color than the rest of her face...poor girl!
13. the infamous danielle - July 10, 2009 2:57 PM
An old shoe worn by Andy Dick would've completed this puzzle. psssh.
14. Nick - July 10, 2009 3:09 PM
It's Lindsey Vuolo, with an E not an A - you should know that if you went to IUP with her
15. Nick - July 10, 2009 3:10 PM
It's Lindsey Vuolo, with an E not an A - you should know that if you went to IUP with her
16. todd - July 10, 2009 3:15 PM
you went to iup?
17. todd - July 10, 2009 3:15 PM
you went to iup?
18. GrandpaMccain - July 10, 2009 3:26 PM
IS THAT THE JOKER IN PHOTO #8?
19. havoc - July 10, 2009 3:27 PM
That first photo just screams blow job.
Dayum......
.
20. tati - July 10, 2009 3:28 PM
You went to IUP???
21. TheJoker07 - July 10, 2009 3:45 PM
Sexy!
22. Deacon Jones - July 10, 2009 3:54 PM
IUP as in Indiana University of Pennsylvania???
Shit FISH, we probably partied together..
23. Tate - July 10, 2009 4:42 PM
She has got, hands down, the ugliest legs in the industry. It doesn't matter how much she works out - they are just BAD. The shape, everything. They are FUGGGGGLY.
24. pasteve - July 10, 2009 5:58 PM
I accidentally clicked on the picture of Danielle. So much for having Papa John's tonight with Eureka! Maybe next week too.
25. lm - July 10, 2009 6:24 PM
they even invited the evil beet which was just pathetic. it's like she [beet] thinks she's the next perez hilton or something. for fucks sake, she barely updates her own site.
26. JesusHChristthatsalotofeyeshadow - July 10, 2009 6:26 PM
A party just isn't a party until LANCE BASS shows up.
27. lola - July 10, 2009 6:30 PM
I can't see past the forehead either. KK is NOT a star. She is a tabloid whore and there are worse things to be.
28. Alli Watermelon - July 10, 2009 7:31 PM
Khloe is looking hot!!
29. celebritygossip - July 10, 2009 7:57 PM
LOL such poweful guests...
Maybe sh should go and make another porno tape
30. joejoe - July 10, 2009 9:37 PM
Does Khalouie have to horn in on everything Kim does? And, Jesus, Kim, nice raccoon look ya got there...
31. joejoe - July 10, 2009 9:38 PM
Does Khalouie have to horn in on everything Kim does? And, Jesus, Kim, nice raccoon look ya got there...
32. Champ - July 10, 2009 10:15 PM
she needs more makeup.
33. Brea - July 11, 2009 1:03 AM
She's useless but less useless then half the people here I bet.
34. captain america - July 11, 2009 1:39 AM
another american who's losing it?
35. vito - July 11, 2009 3:55 AM
I have always defended and supported Kim Kardashian in this column, but even I'm getting sick of her.
I agree with #1...we need a new sex video. Or at least some naked pics.
36. RtSS - July 11, 2009 4:01 AM
Nice open round pie-hole in pic number 1... I believe I would have to play the game of 'hide the sausage' with that 'invitation'. Plus she's lost weight in her face. She looks good, but I know her secret. She hangs out with f-ugly chicks. Khloe is just butt ugly. And what is that other creature she is with? No wonder she looks so inviting. Well, that and her lips rounded like an oral sex blow-up doll.
37. Madelaine - July 11, 2009 4:16 AM
My god, fire the makeup artist. What the hell is with all that highlighter and the white concealer under the eyes?????? Not good.
38. rienus-ernst - July 11, 2009 4:43 AM
old face en no legs.
bones and no tits
rienus
the netherlands-stompe klomppen.
39. rienus-ernst - July 11, 2009 4:44 AM
old face en no legs.
bones and no tits
rienus
the netherlands-stompe klomppen.
40. Galtacticus - July 11, 2009 5:54 AM
Her legs have become thinner and somehow her head too!? Did her brains shrink or did she get a haircut?
41. Darth - July 11, 2009 5:57 AM
She's blowing the air out of her head!
42. Jamie's Uterus - July 11, 2009 6:51 AM
Did someone piss on her?
43. katie - July 11, 2009 3:13 PM
i went to iup too!
44. perfect - July 13, 2009 3:08 PM
Hahahah funniest post in a while, 'Fish- the Andy Dick comment just slayed me.