Jul 9 2009Brooke Hogan lumbers about and other news
- Hayden Panettiere does Details magazine yet doesn't flash her panties which officially proves Emma Watson is the improved model of cyborgs sent from the future to harness my love. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Gwyneth Paltrow claims she was "fat" last month and used her "Clean" detoxification process to shed the weight. I'm now convinced this woman isn't insipid. Just goddamn insane. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie try to pretend their preferred methods of conveyance isn't a child-powered rickshaw. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes is showing emotion again. I guess somebody didn't check the batteries in her shock collar. Suri. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Aniston continues trying to make Brad jealous by starring in a Mr. and Mrs. Smith rip-off with Gerard Butler who's just along to spelunk the legendary Ice Crevasse. [PopSugar]
- Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson plan to adopt which normally I'd say is admirable, but let's not pretend Scarlett's breasts aren't a vital part of the gene pool. In fact, I'm pretty sure they can cure cancer, so I volunteer myself to reproduce with her. For humanity's sake. [Just Jared]
Reader Comments
1. mondo - July 9, 2009 9:15 PM
brooke hogan scares me and kind of turns me on at the same time
2. mondo - July 9, 2009 9:20 PM
that's how you do first without saying first
3. mondo270 - July 9, 2009 9:21 PM
third too?
4. Albin Bainbridge - July 9, 2009 9:40 PM
In the words of Lil Wayne: Damn she bad, damn she thick.
5. Tad Bit Tipsy - July 9, 2009 9:48 PM
Damn, girl looks like she could almost bench press.... my cock.
6. jacob - July 9, 2009 9:57 PM
she looks just like her gold digging, trailer trash, whore of a mom. her thickness does kind of interest me though
7. diddleysquat - July 9, 2009 9:59 PM
those meaty legs are givin me a hulking boner
8. oermens - July 9, 2009 10:07 PM
in #4 she really looks like a tranny. cover up everything below the neck and tell me thats not a man.
9. oermens - July 9, 2009 10:10 PM
but then she takes off her glasses and shes a woman (or at least less of a man)... what is this the transexual equivalent of clark kent?
10. AmericanWhiteTrash - July 9, 2009 10:12 PM
A line backer in a wig.
11. uh Uh UH! Yeah - July 9, 2009 10:13 PM
> let's not pretend Scarlett's breasts aren't a vital part of the gene pool.
Once silicone become part of human DNA, maybe. until then, go look at the titties and ass in Lost in Translation. they seem to have grown in leaps and bounds, and please don't give me the 'she was young and grew into them' line.
12. dude_on - July 9, 2009 10:14 PM
One can only hope she has the decency not to prey on drunks at closing time.
13. Hill - July 9, 2009 10:17 PM
Robert Crumb's dream girl
14. BitchPlease - July 9, 2009 10:29 PM
There's no doubting she'll be her mamas' girl.She already looks like Mom(and not in agood way, manly, like her dad as a girl). Pretty soon she'll be a fat grotesque girl/MAN. Beware the Hogan tranny genes. Her brother's a bigger girl!
15. BitchPlease - July 9, 2009 10:32 PM
The only fat things on Gwyneth are her fucking mouth and ego.
Ah-Ah-Ah-SKANK
16. say yes to anorexia - July 9, 2009 10:34 PM
When you have those genes, the only thing left to do is starve yourself.
17. K - July 9, 2009 11:09 PM
Clear heels? Really?
18. Zippy the Wonder Slug - July 9, 2009 11:17 PM
I want her. Is that bad?
19. Venom - July 9, 2009 11:21 PM
Brooke, I think it is time to go into the ring.
Time to reignite your father's legacy.
20. Yes - July 9, 2009 11:27 PM
"Lumbering" is the best word to describe her locomotion. I could even hear the "TROMP TROMP TROMP" in my head looking at those pictures.
21. sarah - July 9, 2009 11:54 PM
girl needs to learn how to dress... omg brooke why?? look at the girl in pic 14, lil sarah silverman... u see brookes body isnt that much wider than hers... but the awful pink dress showcasing her monster thighs??? NO!!!
no love handles is good tho. at least u work out
but keep it low key... thighs to a minimum, trust me... shoulders covered!!!
22. rick - July 10, 2009 12:14 AM
While she's well made, she's not sexy at all.
23. Rich - July 10, 2009 12:38 AM
I would love to see her & another girl undress each other & have them fuck each other with strapons, that would be so hot.
24. Rich - July 10, 2009 12:39 AM
I would love to see her & another girl undress each other & have them fuck each other with strapons, that would be so hot.
25. captain america - July 10, 2009 12:58 AM
THIS THIRTY NINE YEAR OLD IS STILL ACTING LIKE A TWENTY ONE YEAR STARLET, folks.
.....................sickmaking?
weel, MORE TO SAY SAD if AMERICANS ARE EAGER TO REACH THE SPOTLIGHTS LIKE THIS!!
26. jojo - July 10, 2009 1:32 AM
her and Britney are really starting to look alike - no style, no class and both chunky white trash!
27. jane - July 10, 2009 1:33 AM
She is beautiful..and I heard she has meet the gentalmen whom she is dating with on a
site ^^^cougar matching . co m^^^ on that
site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show she needs a soulmate in a
hurry.
28. chuck - July 10, 2009 1:53 AM
dude i had to dictionary the word "insipid" ... first time i had to ever look up a word.. hah
29. crush - July 10, 2009 2:19 AM
Those thighs would crush my cock.... but it would be fun trying to slide my stiffy into her gigantic wet patch.
...................\m/ \m/ ................................
30. Bomber Fish - July 10, 2009 3:24 AM
Just LOOK at those legs!! Yummy!!! They're freakin' perfect.
31. Darth - July 10, 2009 3:47 AM
I almost didn't rcognize her and i had to look twice but did she lose some weight?
32. Nero - July 10, 2009 3:51 AM
How much would she ask? $20?
33. Aerialgreen - July 10, 2009 4:27 AM
No matter how nice this amazon woman might be in "real life" someone is laughing at her back for convincing of wearing those sausage casings, It's cringe inducing shit right here.
Seriously, what, if anything, suits for her figure? come on people, whip out those PhD's and bring Broke a hope of light to the darkness of her genetic $3.99 pool.
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35. ROUGH daddy - July 10, 2009 5:53 AM
Is this a bad angle? how do you be this thick with no azz???
36. mikeock - July 10, 2009 6:17 AM
I bet she's ripped dicks right out of the socket. Fucking She-Hulk.
37. desiredlogen - July 10, 2009 6:24 AM
She is so sexy as like her mom.
38. StEvec - July 10, 2009 7:03 AM
someone said thick ? how about fat ? what a cow she is....ready for the WWE tag team with her cartoon-faced dad
39. Ian - July 10, 2009 7:55 AM
That's got to be a tranny.
40. Christina - July 10, 2009 8:19 AM
attractive but i mean somethings just off. how can she have no ass? her bottom half is very masculine? and her chin is too chinny for me..
But shes got nice blonde hair and a tight figure.
Um i would say nice breasts but, theyre just god awful..
41. Racer X - July 10, 2009 8:27 AM
I'd fuck her for 2 days straight.
42. berlinista - July 10, 2009 9:19 AM
In the first pictures she looks as if she has a shaved beard....see that greyish shadow around her mouth? Strange...someone applied some little photoshop action to make her look manlier? Also what´s with the chin in pics #2 to #6??? Well, not everyone enjoys the blessing of their parents genes...but come on girl, get some class!
43. Toolboy - July 10, 2009 9:26 AM
Brooke, Serena Williams and Khloe Kardashian are going to be in a spin off of Charlie's Angels called Charlie's Sasquatches.
44. DrPhowstus - July 10, 2009 9:31 AM
The only thing real on Brooke "Hogan" is that she's a real idiot.
45. whattheshit - July 10, 2009 11:02 AM
Kind of reminds me of that video of sasquatch from the 70's, only sasquatch is blond, tan and covered in pink Lycra.
46. chupacabra - July 10, 2009 11:31 AM
oh my god, I'm eating kielbasa and sauerkraut, and looking at the pic with her flip flops on, I'm almost barfed. NOT DURING LUNCH!
47. Jill - July 10, 2009 2:52 PM
I hate when girls toes hang over the end of their shoes..gross.. it screams "stripper".. go buy shoes that fit..
48. DrPhowstus - July 10, 2009 3:04 PM
@47 I think she's like a size 12... and no, I don't mean her cock.