Here's Hayden Panettiere promoting her new movie I Love You, Beth Cooper on MTV yesterday afternoon before slathering herself in make-up to attend the premiere later that evening. You figure she'd wear the hotter outfit for the big premiere, but then again, I also figured she'd give me a pot of gold if I said her name backwards. Life's funny sometimes.
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Reader Comments
1. Que - July 8, 2009 12:04 PM
Que like the smurfs.
2. the infamous danielle - July 8, 2009 12:06 PM
That's a cute dress! ...i bet this will be the only "non-perverse" comment under this post.
3. Mr. Class - July 8, 2009 12:08 PM
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated vagina.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
4. John The Lumberjack - July 8, 2009 12:13 PM
I would split her like new pine.
5. ph7 - July 8, 2009 12:13 PM
Is it normal to want to bang a midget? Her thighs are like butter, but she's so tiny it's bizarre. Tiny people are usualy horrible in bed.
6. blp - July 8, 2009 12:14 PM
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated vagina before Mr. Class. He can have sloppy seconds.
7. Venom - July 8, 2009 12:16 PM
Hot.
8. Mr. Class - July 8, 2009 12:19 PM
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, blp lubricated, semen-soaked vagina.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
9. Valerie - July 8, 2009 12:28 PM
3-6-8--fucking well played!
10. odb - July 8, 2009 12:35 PM
Please allow me to erupt violently inside your super-tight, lubricated anus.
Sincerely,
Mitt
11. Ego - July 8, 2009 12:37 PM
She needs implants.
12. Jesus! - July 8, 2009 12:41 PM
How do these fucking spam ads get past the fucking moderator? It fucking pisses me off! Fuck
13. Mr. Class - July 8, 2009 12:41 PM
Please allow me to erupt violently inside any super-tight, blp or Mitt lubricated, semen-soaked orifice of any kind.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
14. Harry - July 8, 2009 12:48 PM
The mini dress goes well with the "f..k me heels".
15. taylor - July 8, 2009 12:49 PM
the pink dress is cute and flattering. her hair and make-up look nice too.
but the white dress is too billowy and maybe even too big. her hair and make-up look kind of horrendous. her lipstick is very pink!
16. FACE - July 8, 2009 12:50 PM
I would maul it with a foot of Louisiana black snake
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18. Randal - July 8, 2009 12:53 PM
Please erupt violently inside my super-tight, sunshine and lollipopped lubricated anus.
SIncerely,
Randal
19. fance - July 8, 2009 12:53 PM
cute
20. wtf - July 8, 2009 12:59 PM
@5 "Tiny people are usually horrible in bed" <-- are you talking from experience with "tiny people" ? and what is a tiny person....actual midget or just shorter than most ppl? I am short and I am amazing in bed so I am curious what you are basing that comment on. I guess if you were talking about tiny men then it might make some kind of sense....
21. Rodham - July 8, 2009 12:59 PM
Randal wants to have her baby. He's such a bitch!
22. Guyinaz - July 8, 2009 1:03 PM
It looks like she's had a nose job recently
23. andy7171 - July 8, 2009 1:13 PM
Best she's looked, IMHO! LOL at #4
24. jlylec - July 8, 2009 1:18 PM
holy shit she's getting hotter by the day. i'd do anything and everything to this tasty little munchkin.
tiny people are good in bed cause they're light and nimble...i'm sure you fatsos wouldn't know anything about this since you're generally whacking it or bedding gargantuans.
25. Spiderman - July 8, 2009 1:32 PM
Spidey would lover for her practice her kung-fu grip on his trouser snake.
26. Whatta honey pie - July 8, 2009 1:36 PM
What a glorious natural beauty...she needs no makeup, so sad to see it over done. But she's glorious. Those of you saying she needs bigger boobs need bigger brains. She's perfect as she is.
27. Deacon Jones - July 8, 2009 1:36 PM
mmm, TASTY.
18 year old with too much makeup = coercible = does anal, BJs
28. RichPort's Ghost - July 8, 2009 1:38 PM
This hot little chick's a keeper... plus you can take her shopping at the Barbie section, so everyone's a winner.
29. Mohammed - July 8, 2009 1:42 PM
She would get it hard, right in the ear.
Love me some midget ear, yessir.
30. Ing - July 8, 2009 1:43 PM
#5 - the tinier, the tighter
it's the model-types who suck in bed, cause they dont have to try, they just have to look hot.
never had a bad time with a short girl.
the problem must be you.
31. spiderman - July 8, 2009 1:43 PM
"8 year old with too much makeup = coercible = does anal, BJs"= swallows
32. spiderman - July 8, 2009 1:45 PM
that cut and paste came out all wrong.... 18 NOT 8. crap.
33. dk - July 8, 2009 1:50 PM
Ugh!!! What the fuck fish!!! Please post some good looking bitches once in awhile, please!
This bitch has to spread her stubs just so the fat on her inner thighs dont touch. What a fucking little pig
34. lulu - July 8, 2009 1:52 PM
nice looking midget
35. dk - July 8, 2009 1:55 PM
Ugh!!! What the fuck fish!!! Please post some good looking bitches once in awhile, please!
This bitch has to spread her stubs just so the fat on her inner thighs dont touch. What a fucking little pig
36. Do_Freebird - July 8, 2009 1:59 PM
Yo Fish!!! I can't believe that you said " before slathering herself in make-up". Have you seen the pictures of Janice Dickerson, Christina Aguilera, and the rest?
I looked at the pics that accompanied the links, and as a 57 year old father, I'd be proud to have a daughter such as Hayden (in an Ozark Mountain kind of way).
Question: What is the most confusing holiday in the Ozarks?
Answer: Fathers day.
Question: How can you tell the tooth brush was invented in the Ozarks?
Answer: Anywhere else, and it would have been called the teeth brush.
37. Kim (not Kardashian) - July 8, 2009 2:05 PM
Didn't Marcia Brady wear that same dress (in the first pics) in that episode where Greg breaks her nose with a football?
38. Phloo - July 8, 2009 2:21 PM
#35
i think you should send in some pics of yourself for all of us to critique
how bout it?
39. Vince Lombardi - July 8, 2009 2:39 PM
Her publicist should be sacked. She should never have allowed Hayden to be photographed standing in front of others whilst standing atop only one fruit crate (photo 1, for those of you playing along at home).
40. pappy smeary - July 8, 2009 2:44 PM
hickory dickory dock
my balls fell outta my jock
i layed them to rest on hayden's chest
and paddled her face with my cock...
Ohhhh
41. Hough Jass - July 8, 2009 2:52 PM
I'd premiere her stuff.
42. Death2Speidi - July 8, 2009 2:55 PM
I need that dress. Anyone know the designer, please post.
43. Death2Speidi - July 8, 2009 2:56 PM
...hopefull they make it in a size other than 'midget'.
44. dk - July 8, 2009 3:07 PM
NP, go to myspace/rogueserpent.com and friend request me, im smoking hot bitch.
45. White - July 8, 2009 3:08 PM
Mr.Class is a comical genius. xD
46. dk - July 8, 2009 3:10 PM
Shit, I forgot, my inner thighs dont touch, unless you count my huge third leg swinging back and forth, damn bruises...
47. Deacon Jones - July 8, 2009 3:10 PM
@32
Sure!
48. dk - July 8, 2009 3:11 PM
Shit, I forgot, my inner thighs dont touch, unless you count my huge third leg swinging back and forth, damn bruises...
49. Delgo - July 8, 2009 3:17 PM
She probably tastes like rabbit.
50. Hefe - July 8, 2009 3:25 PM
I'd eat that beaver from behind for days.
51. JaidinPaidin - July 8, 2009 3:43 PM
WTF...
I can't believe I'm saying this BUT......
She looks better with clothes on.
I'm confused.
52. brenda - July 8, 2009 4:56 PM
Thta is a really cute dress.
53. KG - July 8, 2009 5:11 PM
Picture number six is the classic secretary fantasy getup. "Ooops I dropped my pencil...Ooops I dropped it again..."
54. Vince Lombardi - July 8, 2009 6:35 PM
She's the missing Olsen Triplet.
55. live and let live - July 8, 2009 6:57 PM
I LOVE her dress...this is the best she's ever looked.
56. sebastianudo - July 8, 2009 8:08 PM
que linda petisa y con esas botitas me calento mas todavia
saludos
57. isitin - July 8, 2009 8:21 PM
She is beautiful.
58. Funeral Guy - July 8, 2009 8:32 PM
#5 Beg to differ, sir. Little chicks are THE BEST in bed. They roll around really good, they change positions really fast. Their legs are shorter so it's easier for them to sit on your face. LOVE LOVE LOVE the little chicks.
59. Courtyardpigeon - July 8, 2009 9:23 PM
AMAZING LEGS
60. la la la - July 8, 2009 9:25 PM
The dress is Elizabeth and James- the line that the Olsen Twins own and create. It's a very chic dress though, I agree.
61. jack - July 8, 2009 9:50 PM
I would premiere my stuff on her.
62. Lt.Col. John Q. Public - July 8, 2009 11:40 PM
As a missile commander, I have to report that I've just had an honorable discharge
63. Fine Teeth Comb - July 9, 2009 1:01 AM
I hear she has naughty potty
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65. captain america - July 9, 2009 8:44 AM
...............PAEDOPHILES LOVE HER, folks!!
66. Darth - July 9, 2009 9:11 AM
I smell a huge blockbuster!
67. Nero - July 9, 2009 9:14 AM
Isn't she wearing any panties this time?
68. josh - July 9, 2009 10:33 AM
@62
aha!
69. blah - July 9, 2009 11:12 AM
she looks like a fat olsen twin.
going back to the megan fix post. this elf looks like any beefy girl at the mall.
70. Rachel - July 29, 2009 11:02 PM
Wow you guys are so ridiculous. Your always so negative. Im not going to this site anymore. You are so immature making fun of people you know NOTHING about. You guys should shut your mouths and do something in your life besides making fun of celebrities. They are people who work hard just like us. They earn their money just like us. I personally think she is very sharp about things, especially the way she handles the media. She is a good person. Im only 14 years old and thats just... ridiculous. I know better than you guys. Go actually get off your ass and worry about your own life. Peace.
P.S
No matter what she does even if she does absolutely nothing
you always have something to say about her in a bad way.
-Rachel Francis
71. Rachel - July 29, 2009 11:02 PM
Wow you guys are so ridiculous. Your always so negative. Im not going to this site anymore. You are so immature making fun of people you know NOTHING about. You guys should shut your mouths and do something in your life besides making fun of celebrities. They are people who work hard just like us. They earn their money just like us. I personally think she is very sharp about things, especially the way she handles the media. She is a good person. Im only 14 years old and thats just... ridiculous. I know better than you guys. Go actually get off your ass and worry about your own life. Peace.
P.S
No matter what she does even if she does absolutely nothing
you always have something to say about her in a bad way.
-Rachel Francis
72. Rachel - July 29, 2009 11:02 PM
Wow you guys are so ridiculous. Your always so negative. Im not going to this site anymore. You are so immature making fun of people you know NOTHING about. You guys should shut your mouths and do something in your life besides making fun of celebrities. They are people who work hard just like us. They earn their money just like us. I personally think she is very sharp about things, especially the way she handles the media. She is a good person. Im only 14 years old and thats just... ridiculous. I know better than you guys. Go actually get off your ass and worry about your own life. Peace.
P.S
No matter what she does even if she does absolutely nothing
you always have something to say about her in a bad way.
-Rachel Francis