Jul 8 2009Halle Berry's boyfriend is making me look bad
Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you're better than me because you're insanely beautiful and bed Halle Berry on a daily basis? Yeah, well, last night I drank beer out of a can while watching Internet porn and sobbing alone in my room. Who's the cool guy now? SWISH!
EDIT: After rereading my comments, I realize I made a mistake here. Which is why I'd like to apologize to Gabriel because no one deserves to be smoked like that. Friends?
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Nick - July 8, 2009 1:02 PM
FIRST!
2. Nick - July 8, 2009 1:02 PM
FIRST!
3. NICK - July 8, 2009 1:03 PM
FIRST!
4. Shawna - July 8, 2009 1:05 PM
Last!
5. the infamous danielle - July 8, 2009 1:05 PM
1-2-3 yes, first to buttfuck yourself twice. congrats!
6. Maggie - July 8, 2009 1:05 PM
Why do we care who's first
7. Maggie - July 8, 2009 1:06 PM
Why do we care again who is first?
8. uh - July 8, 2009 1:29 PM
Yea he's good-looking, but I'm not thinking about sex. Is that impossible for guys. Like, if they see a hot girl, do they automatically start imagining how they want to plow her?
9. Hitwoman - July 8, 2009 1:33 PM
Is that Ryan O'Neil behind Gabriel in the last photo?
10. Yep - July 8, 2009 1:34 PM
#8
Yep!! That's how God wired men, they seriously always feel the need to breed. True Story.
11. gotmilk? - July 8, 2009 1:39 PM
eh he doesn't do anything for me.
12. Amy - July 8, 2009 1:42 PM
I'd give it a go if he came with a paper bag.
13. RichPort's Ghost - July 8, 2009 1:55 PM
#12 - I sincerely hope by "came" you don't mean "ejaculate"...
14. jamie foxx - July 8, 2009 1:56 PM
I bust a nut on your ho in front of millions!
15. e-rock - July 8, 2009 2:00 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!! He looks like an angel that fell from the sky and landed his pecker in Halle Berry's holy vagina to produce the most beautiful baby I think I have EVER seen!!!! That is probably the best looking family I have ever seen in my life. Halle, you are one lucky lady!!!
GOD DAMN look at those abs!!!! krikey!
16. jenna - July 8, 2009 2:01 PM
I don´t know why but I find men who are models extremely boring and not at all interesting...
He doesn´t do anything for me either!
17. e-rock - July 8, 2009 2:17 PM
By the way Fish, THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING THERE ARE HOT BLOODED WOMEN THAT COME ON THIS SITE TOO!!! You almost lost me as a fan, with all of the damn bikini posts, and of couse all of the Megan Fox posts. It was really starting to get fishy around here (pun intended). I don't mind the occasional bikini post, but you really should throw more shirtless HOT men pics in there too!! SO THANK YOU!!!
One more thing, feel free to add any Gerard Butler pics if you come across them? pretty please? teehee.
18. sizzzzzle - July 8, 2009 2:23 PM
HOT DAMN!!! this guy is the most perfect man ever!! my panties are wet....
19. Sonya - July 8, 2009 2:43 PM
WOW that man is HOT!
20. puhleeze - July 8, 2009 2:52 PM
I bet he uses an ab lounge AND a thighmaster to work out.
21. Smizzle - July 8, 2009 3:10 PM
He looks like Sawyer from Lost.
22. YEAH - July 8, 2009 3:34 PM
hell yes more gerard butler
23. Hash - July 8, 2009 3:40 PM
Meh, he's a white dude married to a suicidal black woman. I do not envy him.
24. Iona Knipple - July 8, 2009 3:51 PM
A dream come true of a man -WOW- he is just perfect.
25. Iona Knipple - July 8, 2009 3:51 PM
A dream come true of a man -WOW- he is just perfect.
26. Collar out - July 8, 2009 3:54 PM
Move over MJ Hallie's another member of the "whitey-white" club...
27. Degraded Standards - July 8, 2009 3:56 PM
He obviously lowered his standards considerably to settle for this used up washed out rag doll.....
28. The Rake - July 8, 2009 4:07 PM
Tell this guy to mix in some bicep curls and weighted pull ups...I mean, anyone can get abs without eating...look at Christian Bale in "The Machinist."
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
29. ferlo - July 8, 2009 4:10 PM
@ 15: I second that.
They're absolutely gorgeous. (all three)
30. sapphire eyes - July 8, 2009 4:11 PM
Move over, Angelina and Brad. There's a new most beautiful family around. Handle that man with oven gloves, that man is smokin' hot.
31. lol - July 8, 2009 4:15 PM
Shes 1/2 white you bunch of stupids
32. sunshine - July 8, 2009 4:22 PM
#15 & #29 ~ I totally agree, what a gorgeous family.
33. aury - July 8, 2009 4:40 PM
yummy. i could eat him alive.
34. Darth - July 8, 2009 4:44 PM
He's working out at least four times a week!
35. Scarah - July 8, 2009 4:45 PM
#31 You made me laugh out loud at work. Thought you should know.
Why did she name her daughter Nalah? To me, she has completely wiped out all credibility with being an interesting and creative person. I mean for christ's sake jon & kate name one of their DOGS Nalah...the fact that I know that is so sad I think I'm gonna cry...
36. sohaan - July 8, 2009 4:52 PM
dang they getin all the good ones i'd b better off a a pon star
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37. quack - July 8, 2009 5:14 PM
picture 8--
cue automatic meltdownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
on his own, he's alright, but as a part of this ridiculously gorgeous family he's golden.
38. Jaxon - July 8, 2009 5:15 PM
He's got big ole wide womanly hips. A man is supposed to taper down to narrow hips. Not his.
But their baby is stunning.
39. Rhialto - July 8, 2009 5:22 PM
This is the best solution if you want a 'foreign' kid.
40. ardgelina - July 8, 2009 6:18 PM
Wow... most beautiful family ever!!!!! We all know that little gorgeous girl will grow up to be a super model for sure!!!!! LOVELY!
41. zuma - July 8, 2009 6:19 PM
When did Halle start dating K-Fed?
42. finku - July 8, 2009 6:30 PM
That kid is going to be insanely handsome...But She looks like her husband housekeeper...
43. rt - July 8, 2009 6:34 PM
@42 LOL That's exactly what I was thinking after looking at pic #3.
44. alex - July 8, 2009 6:44 PM
#41
Sad to say, but he doesn't just look like K-Fed. He's also as intelligent as K-Fed.
45. quincy - July 8, 2009 6:51 PM
The baby won't look so good when it starts to grow Halle's original nose.
46. sybil - July 8, 2009 7:04 PM
Come on! Don't put your baby in a hotel pool until she's been toilet trained or at least use a swim diaper.
47. black & beautiful - July 8, 2009 8:02 PM
Damn these are some gorgeous people. Congrats to Halle for landing the finest white boy on the PLANET!!!
48. Tom K - July 8, 2009 8:16 PM
#45 LOL!!!!!! I was thinking the same thing. Once she starts growing that treasure troll nose that Halle used to have we will see how pretty she really is when she grows up.
Right now cute kid
49. Rachizzo - July 8, 2009 9:36 PM
there aren't enough fans in the world to cool me off. that man is HOTTTTTT! more please! I never thought i could be even more jealous of Halle Berry, but dayummmmmmmmmmmm. These two need to get to work on populating the earth with more beautiful people stat. and maybe let me watch.
50. luzma - July 8, 2009 10:12 PM
he's perfect, and nahla its so gorgeous! lovely family
51. SoTe - July 8, 2009 11:10 PM
damn!
52. RedFantaGirl - July 8, 2009 11:56 PM
@45...Halle Berry has never had a nose job! It's called, contouring. It's what people with a flat, African nose do. You know, like Tyra, Oprah, Queen Latifah, etc.
Oh, and for being 3/4th white, that baby looks really dark. I mean, isn't Halle half, and he's full, so am I doing the math right? Still a cute baby.
53. Jeevan - July 9, 2009 12:23 AM
Perfect family. And the baby girl soo cute.
54. bizeegrl - July 9, 2009 12:45 AM
he's AMAZING. thank you thank you thank you. wow. WOW. can't get enough.
55. milan - July 9, 2009 12:53 AM
@52
Contouring doesn't work miracles. It's common knowledge that Halle had two nose jobs. The first one to make her nose less wide, and later a second one to make it less bulbous.
http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/onlyonaol/images/pg/pg_hal_01_090704.jpg
56. captain america - July 9, 2009 1:39 AM
.......................she wants honesty?
DROP THIS WHITE SUCKER!!
57. DiMi - July 9, 2009 2:46 AM
Wow. Racism just won't take a break #42/#43 Halle Berry is recognized internationally as one of the world's most beautiful women; she's won an academy award, an emmy and a golden globe; she's been in blockbuster films; she's successful on every level.
And all you racist morons can say is that she looks like the white man's maid? Huh? What century do you live in? A black woman with a child standing next to a white man is not necessarily his slave/servant. Assuming that all black women are maids is something that white people would say about black folks in the 1800s. It's like slavery never ended and you missed the entire 20th century and the first decade of the 21st century.
(if you Halle Berry were in the exact same spot, next to Aubry, holding a child, but she were a white woman, would you assume she was the maid? If she were white, even if she were the made, you wouldn't think she was the maid!
Did you people drop out of school in 8th grade or did you come from families of idiots. Really, how do people get that stupid and miss over a century of progress?
58. Suzy - July 9, 2009 2:52 AM
OMG hes gorgeous!!! and that baby is going to grow up to be reallllly beautiful. jaw-dropping, all of them, so blessed!!
59. Renee - July 9, 2009 2:54 AM
mmmm, nice.
I am in a interracial relationship- and I hope that my babies look as good as theirs. lol
My guy and I are getting married this fall.
60. DiMi - July 9, 2009 2:59 AM
#35 - Nahla is an common Arabic girls name given to girls in Africa and the middle east. It is not a dog's name. Perhaps you weren't aware that English is not the only language on the planet, you idiot..
61. Renee - July 9, 2009 3:25 AM
# 31- what does her being half white have to do with anything- she is still a BLACK woman. And interracial couple make some of the most beautiful children I have even seen.
Well except of Hidi and Seal. Damn those rat face babies are ugly as sin.
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63. jimz - July 9, 2009 5:30 AM
@48
HAHAHA! Treasure troll nose. What an apt description.
64. mjw - July 9, 2009 5:41 AM
He's ten years younger, and regularly works with women ten times hotter than Halle and less than half her age. Somehow I don't think this will last.
65. Lola - July 9, 2009 5:47 AM
#52 - The only "contouring" was done with a scalpel when the surgeon removed half her nose.
66. jessie85 - July 9, 2009 5:53 AM
@#41
Thanks a lot for ruining it. Now I'm going to think of K-FED every time i see him.
67. sceeter - July 9, 2009 5:58 AM
#57 Relaaaaax! I think they meant she looked frumpy in that picture (if it's even possible for her to look frumpy)
And honestly, I think you are more racist for assuming they meant that bc she's half black...do you think all maids are black, and vice versa?
besides - What's wrong with being a maid? It's an honset way to earn a living.
(And he is nice looking but man does he look dumb! And that's not racist - it's mean, but not racist)
68. usuck - July 9, 2009 6:53 AM
OH.MY-GOD!!!!!!!!!i fell in love
69. mikeock - July 9, 2009 7:11 AM
Big deal. If I had all day to spend trying to look pretty, I'd have abs like that too.
70. mikeock - July 9, 2009 7:12 AM
When is she going to shave her fucking head for that movie? I'm dying to see a bald Halle Berry
71. noocha - July 9, 2009 7:36 AM
How little do I care about this guy, who looks like a complete idiot. Never thought Halle was pretty and the baby is just a baby. No better than others.
Regularly boring family with a father with awsome abs. Wow. Let us post a miilion pictures and waste time and air just for THAT.
72. wizdomheard - July 9, 2009 8:20 AM
Ms. Beerrrrrry, Ms. Berry. Anybody here remember the movie Swordfish with Halle Berry?
73. Kathleen - July 9, 2009 9:34 AM
He is simply and absolutely gorgeous!
74. Alexandra - July 9, 2009 11:10 AM
Near PERFECT!! Yes please!
75. MsJennifer - July 9, 2009 11:28 AM
fuck his face and stomach i wanna see his dick...what's he working with?
76. ejorosjfsjfasdf - July 9, 2009 11:32 AM
so, they are pretty much PERFECT. he is beautiful, and so is she. they may actually be the two best looking humans on the planet. and their baby is beyond adorable and will probably turn out to have super powers...BUT NAKED BABY IN THE POOL IS NOT COOL. what if it takes a shit? as a lifeguard, let me tell you, i would NOT allow this nonsense. gotta have the 'little dippers' diapers, or you don't get in the water. end of story. its like people think that THEIR baby is so precious, and so wonderful, that the rest of the world should feel lucky to swim in its shit. but shit is shit. and no one wants to swim in it. and if it peed, we'd never ever know it, which is worse, but i have a feeling there are other people peeing in the pool anyways.
77. jade - July 9, 2009 11:35 AM
i would just like to say BLACK PEOPLE don't just GROWN fucking noses... they are born with what they will have...... they are not born with a little perky tiny nose (white) and then it grows to but wide and flat. (some to most blacks) If this baby has a small nose at birth 9 times out of 10 it will stay that way...... she is only 1/4 black REMEMBER..... i bet if most of you reading and writing here looked into your own back ground you will find a little COLOR IN THERE TOO.... dare you to look!!!
78. gigi - July 9, 2009 11:39 AM
hm.... this kid looks NOTHING like Gabriel. Is he really even the father? Halles' already 1/2 white, Gabriel is, for all we can see more white than Halle at least... with their combo there should be more of a blend, and more on the caucasian side... genes are funny creatures, but there's a simple science to them. What I'm seeing doesn't add up. Google Victoria Rowell & her daugher Maya Fahey-- this girl is NOT not adopted -- Victoria's mixed but more black, and her husband was Irish. The irish side was heavy-handed in this case yeah.... but Halle & Gabriel's daughter shouldn't have such negroid features [not that that's a bad thing! she's gorgeous!] I just don't think he's the dad... either her black genes dominiated and found whatever deeply buried black genes in him & hooked up, or this is somebody else's child. Not buying it... but it doesn't matter because even if they look a little annoyed, at least the baby looks happy
79. jade - July 9, 2009 11:42 AM
ok and to the duff that had something to say about the color of the baby... my 5 kids are mixed and they look just like this baby.... and when they are out in the sun they soak it up!!! AND I LOVE IT!!!! TO ALL THE WHITES OUT THERE THAT JUST SOAK UP THE SUN..... CHECK YOUR TREE!!!
80. jade - July 9, 2009 12:10 PM
OK FIRST OFF!!! I HATE PEOPLE... MOST ARE JUST STUPID!!! THE DIAPER SITUATION.....!!!
What MOST of you underclass people don't know is most upper class hotels have PRIVATE POOLS FOR YOUR SUITE!!!!! Only you and YOUR guest are allowed in it!!!
THE QUESTION SHOULD BE WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SOMEONE IN THE DAMN BUSHES TAKING PICTURES OF IT!!!!! DO YOU THINK THIS COULD JUST MAYBE BE A TINY REASON " WHY THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYED!!"
81. e-rock - July 9, 2009 12:24 PM
Damn, I forget how racist America is sometimes!! What century are you people in still talking about black and white? WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK what color anyones skin is? Obviously these two make the most beautiful babies (Nahla has to be the most gorgeous baby I have ever seen), and I think they should continue to populate this earth with these little angels (while I watch) .teehee, Im such a voyer. We would all be so luck to have children that looked like her!!
Now please, get out of your racist holes, and get some culture. Forget about skin color, sexual preference, religous views, and learn to love life for the beauty of diversity in ALL people. =D
82. LP - July 9, 2009 12:47 PM
If that is a public/hotel pool then their baby/todler should be wearing a swim diaper. Nothings yuckier then being in a pool that's tainted (even if it's from a cute child). We had our two children wear one when they were little and they don't cost much.
83. Jade - July 9, 2009 1:32 PM
SEE!! POINT MADE! LP IS STUPID!!! PLUS CAN'T READ.!!! THE FUCKING POOL IS PRIVATE!!!
84. Toshiko - July 9, 2009 1:36 PM
@17
I completely agree 100 percent with everything you just said!!! I come to this site everyday and was getting alittle turned off. :( Even my bf asked me why i come to this site....This is why...bc of posts of glorious looking men LMAO
85. Ricardo - July 9, 2009 2:01 PM
JADE, Please stop and take a breath - I want you to relax.
BTW - I know they are rich and it's a private pool, but I wouldn't even want to swim around in a pool with my own poop in it, or my child's...so I can see everyone else's concerns
86. Ricardo - July 9, 2009 2:01 PM
JADE, Please stop and take a breath - I want you to relax.
BTW - I know they are rich and it's a private pool, but I wouldn't even want to swim around in a pool with my own poop in it, or my child's...so I can see everyone else's concerns
87. SpammishRice - July 9, 2009 3:18 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it was gross that the baby's naked in the pool. Seriously, if they can afford a hotel room with a private pool, they can plunk down a few dollars for a 12-pack of Lil Swimmers. Private pool or not, if that kid crapped in the pool, who do you think has to clean it up? Or maybe Jade would like to volunteer?
88. Dr. Dre - July 9, 2009 3:57 PM
Halle is overrated. She does not look pretty here at all.
89. Jade's bottle of Valium - July 9, 2009 4:43 PM
. o O (I think she misplaced me again...... ::sigh::)
90. broncobobn - July 9, 2009 9:54 PM
Yes,He is Perfect And His Dream come True ....GREAT!
91. Alinka - July 9, 2009 10:01 PM
She's hiding inside those dresses. She's been doing that since she had this baby. Either she does not look what she used to or she's recovering from cosmetic surgery...
92. dweebisis - July 9, 2009 10:17 PM
he's unattractive. why do women go gaga over guys like this.
ewy
93. lola - July 10, 2009 2:16 AM
They are both beautiful successful people who have made an adorable baby together. I wish them luck
94. Albin Bainbridge - July 10, 2009 2:18 AM
@ #78
Gigi, you don't understand how genes work. When you're not an expert on a subject it's appropriate not to behave like you are.
95. Jes - July 10, 2009 6:46 PM
he's so hot.......SHE'S SO LUCKY
96. Jes - July 10, 2009 6:55 PM
Their daughter is absolutely gorgeous just like her daddy
97. jenvaux - July 13, 2009 9:45 AM
yum yum
98. Lisa - July 16, 2009 11:46 AM
I can't believe the amount of jealous people in this thread! Gabriel is clearly a gorgeous man or else he would not be an active model. You are all hateful little cretons because it happens to be a beautiful BLACK woman who has mothered his perfect child! Some people hate to see black women happy, it's as simple as that! Get lives people...
99. jj - July 20, 2009 12:44 PM
I don't find Halle Berry is pretty. Anyone agree?
100. Dani - July 22, 2009 9:19 PM
JJ, agree. She's alright. Gabriel, on the other hand, is smoking hot. The kiddie is cute and I think she'll be pretty when she grows up.
101. gina edmunds - July 23, 2009 6:07 PM
holy christ i never realised men were made like that ( looks like he literally came out of my fantasies i swear!! ) talk about an angel from god....... ( Corny line i know ) but habba habba!!
102. Halle thinks shes WHITE - October 10, 2009 11:18 PM
@27 Your right he its a shame he ended up with someone 10 years older and black. Their baby is ugly and she seems like a pedophile. He is most likely with her for fame and thats why he wont marry her. And sorry multi-racial babies are ugly in my opinion. They look odd.