Jul 6 2009Holly Madison in a bikini
Here's Holly Madison, another bikini-wearing patriot, celebrating our nation's independence in Vegas this weekend, and if only such a magical wonderland existed during our forefather's time. Not only will gambling and prostitution be legal across this great nation, it'd be goddamn mandatory.
TIMMY: But I want to go outside with the other kids.
MOM: Not until you bang your prostitute and lose the mortgage playing craps.
TIMMY: Aw, mom...
DAD: Listen to your mother, son. And don't go getting your wallet stolen again because I'm not buying you a new one, ya hear?
TIMMY: Yes, sir.
*sniff* Oh, to dream.
Photos: WireImage, WENN
Reader Comments
1. yes, sir - July 6, 2009 5:57 PM
FRIST!!
2. Julie - July 6, 2009 5:57 PM
hmmm...FIRST
3. Meat Sweats - July 6, 2009 5:58 PM
I'd hit it
4. Julie - July 6, 2009 6:00 PM
I'm thinking I got this one since I'm the one who spelled it right. OK? Thanks. Ha.
5. The Heckler - July 6, 2009 6:01 PM
Holy Smokes!
6. Mr. Class - July 6, 2009 6:07 PM
Miss Madison-
Please allow me to insert my blood-engorged, stiffened penis inside your tight, lubricated vagina until it releases a copious amount salty discharge from my testicles.
Sincerely,
Mr. Class
7. dink squeeze - July 6, 2009 6:09 PM
I think her hair looks as plastic as her tits.
8. Boobs - July 6, 2009 6:38 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmotorboat
9. ROUGH Daddy - July 6, 2009 6:44 PM
Id hit it...but with some conditions...
-im blind fold
-shes tied up on a tree
-has candy in her belly
-and its cinco de mayo
10. Tina - July 6, 2009 6:47 PM
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11. David - July 6, 2009 6:52 PM
Did she get her tits shrunk? Did she give Kendra her used implants, since Kendra is bigger and Holly looks smaller.
12. poopsy - July 6, 2009 6:56 PM
Wtf did she do to her face...she looks older and now manly. She used to be pretty!!!
13. Max Planck - July 6, 2009 7:04 PM
Careful around those boobs...you could chip your teeth.
14. Beau Gart - July 6, 2009 7:07 PM
She's gained a few lbs (body looks good), wearing tanner, bad dye job this go round & different eyeliner that makes her look hillbilly. Too bad fake titty-cones.
15. sin - July 6, 2009 7:29 PM
Weird. The color of her face does not match her body.
16. sin - July 6, 2009 7:31 PM
Weird. The color of her face does not match the rest of her body.
17. Rasputins Liver - July 6, 2009 7:47 PM
Er....
....yeesh....
......................that is one slutelicious, whoreiffic, trashtastic bitch!
She makes the $10.00 whores on skid row look like $25.00 ones!
Hmm...
18. uh - July 6, 2009 7:56 PM
Yea right, you guys are way too awesome and hot to do her. Give me a fucking break. You'd be lucky for a girl like that to look at you.
19. what happened - July 6, 2009 8:17 PM
I think Holly usually looks great, but did her collagen lip injections go down or what? Her face looks different .
20. rickardo - July 6, 2009 8:27 PM
She should keep her glasses on but take her top off....agreed? Agreed.
21. i think i know - July 6, 2009 8:41 PM
something off about her face...at first i thought she stopped using lip fillers, but now i actually think she botoxed around her mouth, forcing her to smile funny.
22. Taz - July 6, 2009 8:46 PM
i would pump her all night and day!
23. Playboy - July 6, 2009 9:39 PM
In the fourth picture, she really is starting to look like a female Hef.
24. meh - July 6, 2009 10:40 PM
Everything about her screams FAKE. I don't know. Maybe she's a nice person, but I just think she's so....blah. Plain boring.
25. laurente - July 6, 2009 11:52 PM
so ugly plastic doll like
ugly fake thin hair
big fake plastic boobs nose and face
not pretty at all
hard as a rock tits
average body
short legs
yikes
26. laurente - July 6, 2009 11:53 PM
so ugly plastic doll like
ugly fake thin hair
big fake plastic boobs nose and face
not pretty at all
hard as a rock tits
average body
short legs
yikes
27. spiderman - July 7, 2009 12:40 AM
she makes my unit hard like like 10 year old bamboo stalk.
28. Frog - July 7, 2009 1:11 AM
Holly Madison looks great in a Bikini!
29. Nikky Raney - July 7, 2009 2:01 AM
Not only when gambling and prostitution be legal across this great nation, it'd be goddamn mandatory
i think the word WHEN is supposed to be WOULD
30. Hef - July 7, 2009 3:31 AM
She has the toes of a dwarf.
Bags and wrinkles around her eyes getting worse.
She'd better find a another sugar daddy fast!
Too many younger, better looking competition in Sin City.
Hollin Sue Cullen the failure.
Maybe "street magician" Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos will take her back.
31. Brooke Hogan - July 7, 2009 4:56 AM
She has such lovely blonde hair, why does she dye her roots black?
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33. Rhialto - July 7, 2009 5:44 AM
The water seems to be a favorite spot of these bitches.But do we ever see them swimming?
34. Darth - July 7, 2009 5:47 AM
Are they capable of swimming?
35. Gucci Sneakers - July 7, 2009 6:00 AM
LOL @ 15
without glasses and makeup she looks hella old...
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37. captain america - July 7, 2009 8:21 AM
american celebrities FAKE more things than only her smile, folks!!
38. Dread not - July 7, 2009 10:01 AM
I'd love to give this chick a SERIOUS case of "heat stroke!"
39. Dread not - July 7, 2009 10:24 AM
Holly - 1st pic: "Wanna play with my ball?"
Dn: Funny... I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Holly: Ball?
Dn: Yeah, well, it used to be BALLS. That was before the whole, "ballin' the jack" incident with, Megan Fox. I had half my sack in, she sneezed, her cooch seized up like a vice grip. Next thing you know, searing white pain, hospital, not long after, they're callin' me cyclops.
40. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 7, 2009 11:26 AM
Holly Madison might be "honorary" ring girl @ UFC 100!
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41. Champ - July 7, 2009 11:42 AM
nice Chris Angel swimsuit.
42. datroof - July 8, 2009 12:08 AM
Why the hell is her face such a different color from her body...
43. Yawn - July 8, 2009 10:02 AM
Shes been on the hard drugs with Cris Angel. Shes looking alot older, more haggard and has lost that sparkle in her eyes.
Drugs are bad. ok
44. aby - July 8, 2009 12:59 PM
Thank God, she has a nose job again... the older one was really horrible... now she´s all plastic!!
45. Jada - July 8, 2009 2:08 PM
Is she ever in anything other than a bikini!
She must be so dumb. Kendra got her own show and she couldnt
she must do us all a favour and jumpoff a cliff
46. Jada - July 8, 2009 2:10 PM
Is she ever in anything other than a bikini!
She must be so dumb. Kendra got her own show and she couldnt
she must do us all a favour and jumpoff a cliff
47. david c cash - July 8, 2009 10:28 PM
She is just your average Ed Hardy wearing run of the mill broad. No more.no less.
48. Renee - July 9, 2009 2:58 AM
Not amused or aroused- everyone looks the same. fake blond hair and fake tits. There are a million girls in LA that look like this tramp
49. Jayda - July 10, 2009 10:05 PM
does anyone no who is the designer for this swimsuit my daughter if turning 18 and loves this swimsuit but I can not find the designer who makes it if anyone has any idea please let me no thanks