Jun 22 2009Will.I.am bitchslaps Perez Hilton. With words.
Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted last night while partying after the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. He claims Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas was the one who hit him, and instead of calling the police, Perez started tweeting about it. Scope out Perez's tweets via TMZ which essentially ruin whatever legitimacy Twitter gained from the Iranian elections:
-- I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
-- I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. -- about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
-- Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. -- about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
-- I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. -- about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
-- The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. -- about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
-- Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. -- about 3 hours ago from web
Will.I.am posted a video last night asserting his innocence, (Turns out it was the Black Eyed Peas manager Polo Molina who "attacked" Perez.) and took the immediate piss out of Perez by asking, why someone would Twitter instead of call the police if they were attacked? Allow me: Because Perez Hilton is nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on which proves he never really was a scathing observer of pop culture. Just a guy who wants to be Britney.
I went there.

Reader Comments
1. Trousers - June 22, 2009 10:44 AM
What a pleasant morning suprise.
...something something karma.
2. dongler - June 22, 2009 10:45 AM
Perez is a fat whiney bastard he is crying over on his website. To funny.
3. Sleve Coat - June 22, 2009 10:46 AM
Glad someone finally laid one on this douchebag. It had to happen sooner later - now we just need someone to bitch slap Spencer Pratt and the world will be a better place
4. Sleve Coat - June 22, 2009 10:46 AM
Glad someone finally laid one on this douchebag. It had to happen sooner later - now we just need someone to bitch slap Spencer Pratt and the world will be a better place
5. Elizabeth - June 22, 2009 10:46 AM
Why is it ok for Perez Hilton to call someone a fag?
That's incredibly annoying, as I've been listening to him spout off about Prop Eight and gay rights for months now.
6. meowcatfish - June 22, 2009 10:47 AM
Whoa...them's fighting words.
7. LEELEE - June 22, 2009 10:47 AM
this has made my day
8. J. Stone - June 22, 2009 10:51 AM
Thank god some one finaly said that about perez. The guy is a drama queen and worse of all a hate monger. This site is way better.
9. catch22 - June 22, 2009 10:52 AM
should i be baffled that a phone was used to beg several times over a 2 hour period to request a call to the police instead of the phone being used to actually... i dont know.... call the police?
wouldnt "9-1-1-send" be easier than "tap tap tappity tap tap piss and moan tap tap tappity tap tap tap....."
on a related note all these overly delicate celebrities are starting to really tick me off
10. Sportsdvl - June 22, 2009 10:55 AM
Anyone who Tweets is a retard to begin with. Anyone who would actually be signed up to get tweets from this guy is even worse.
11. Mozza - June 22, 2009 10:56 AM
perez.com has THE FUNNIEST vid of him whining for 11mins looking oh so distressed and drama-queeny!
Haha.
12. Soo - June 22, 2009 10:58 AM
What a fag.
13. Dread not - June 22, 2009 11:00 AM
Boy, I hope he's alright. It would suck if there was any bruising, or God forbid, broken bones. I'm talking about WILL.I.am's manager, of course. If he hit, Paco Sheraton with a loose fist, it can cause problems. Then again, he was hitting, Paco Sheraton. Probably like hitting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, or his sister. Would love to see some cellphone vid, or any other vid of that! Sweet! Wishing violence on another person is wrong. But if it happens all on its' own, especially to a douche, like, Paco, then it's friggen cool!
14. jaime - June 22, 2009 11:01 AM
you went there!
yeah, and you should also mention he's good friends with (at least) paris hilton, katy perry, and lady gaga, so he can't really be objective about some things.
that's a bad journalist.
i know that if you were sleeping with megan fox you'd still post true stories about her (even if the only true stories megan fox ever delivers are her breasts)
15. AmericanWhiteTrash - June 22, 2009 11:02 AM
I approve of this observation. Finally your sticking it to goofballs like this and not just sugar coated. More please.
16. Lain - June 22, 2009 11:06 AM
Actually he called the police before he ever twittered. Faggots.
17. Rob - June 22, 2009 11:07 AM
Lavandeira is a complete and total faggot.
18. Lain - June 22, 2009 11:08 AM
"@adimjuna I called the police BEFORE I Tweeted about it. They were not showing up. I felt helpless."
You guys are a sack of dicks and shit. I understand that Perez is a drama queen, but get your facts straight.
19. Stimp - June 22, 2009 11:11 AM
Poor Perez. He's a fame whore without any talent.
Poor Lain doesn't realize Perez is a fame whore without any talent.
20. RichPort's Ghost - June 22, 2009 11:11 AM
"I am bleeding"... from the ass...
21. Max Planck - June 22, 2009 11:11 AM
Did the construction worker and indian chief come too?
22. Grand Dragon - June 22, 2009 11:12 AM
It's a fact that moon crickets can't stand beaners and butt-pirates. Especially beaner butt-pirates. It was a perfect storm.
23. Mozza - June 22, 2009 11:13 AM
Fuckin ell Lain, stop whinging like a bell end.
Loads of people get hit when they deserve it. Tke it like a fuckin man even if ur a massive queer.
Sounds an awful lot like ud like to suck perez better.
Blurgh
24. De - June 22, 2009 11:13 AM
Will.I.Am and the BEP just needed to start something because their new *album* sucked. All their album is is one constant chorus after another, with a *club* beat, hoping to be the next big single at the gay clubs. (And Im not biased, their earlier albums werent so bad).
I don't care if people dont like perez, Im not his biggest fan either. But violence is NEVER *right* or *ok*.
PS, Fergie is still fugly.
25. Lain - June 22, 2009 11:14 AM
Poor Lain doesn't realize Perez is a fame whore without any talent.
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I don't give a shit about Perez, but if you wanna look like a dipshit by stating your opinion based on incorrect statements, be my guest.
26. Deuce Bigalow - June 22, 2009 11:15 AM
I fucking cant STAND this moron. I would like to see GSP do the assault him instead of the black eyed pea guy
I sincerely hope it hurt
27. Lain - June 22, 2009 11:17 AM
Fuckin ell Lain, stop whinging like a bell end.
Loads of people get hit when they deserve it. Tke it like a fuckin man even if ur a massive queer.
Sounds an awful lot like ud like to suck perez better.
Blurgh
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The fuck you just say? If you got a problem, deal with it. They're just words.
28. ally - June 22, 2009 11:19 AM
"I don't give a shit about Perez, but if you wanna look like a dipshit by stating your opinion based on incorrect statements, be my guest."
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No, no, no...tis u who looks like a dipship my friend.
Order in the court - we must all get our facts straight if we don't want to upset Lain
29. Guy - June 22, 2009 11:20 AM
If it wasn't this Will.I.Am guy but his manager, then why do you say it is for the title of this article/update?
WTF?
30. Mozza - June 22, 2009 11:21 AM
-The fuck you just say? If you got a problem, deal with it. They're just words.-
Back atcha
31. lalalaura - June 22, 2009 11:24 AM
Thank you!!! It's about damn time someone called that douche out. How the hell did he get famous? Are people really so afraid of getting little dicks drawn on their faces, they kiss his ass? He's so fucking annoying.
32. Dana - June 22, 2009 11:31 AM
I think Perez is just upset he didn't get any BEP love from the behind... Gayzor!
33. James Howlett III - June 22, 2009 11:32 AM
Every time I look at his website I am completely stumped as to why anyone thinks it's hilarious or even gossip. He just draws non funny things on photos right? Is that what people consider writing or even comedy? Is his audience 14 year old boys?
34. James Howlett III - June 22, 2009 11:33 AM
Every time I look at his website I am completely stumped as to why anyone thinks it's hilarious or even gossip. He just draws non funny things on photos right? Is that what people consider writing or even comedy? Is his target audience 14 year old boys?
35. so, so, ROUHG - June 22, 2009 11:34 AM
So where was he bleeding from?
36. Courtyardpigeon - June 22, 2009 11:36 AM
He obviously didn't hit him hard enough because he's still breathing. Wait, who is this fag again and why did I read this?
37. kerplunk - June 22, 2009 11:41 AM
Although everyone knows that Perez is overdramatic and writes/says crazy things, assault is reality and it is illegal. You should never have to be in physical fear for yourself. Ever. I have, too, lost all respect for will.i.am and the Black Eyed Peas. This is ridiculous, and I hope that will.i.am's manager gets jail time for this and will.i.am loses the lawsuit. If we allow things like this to go on in our society, it will only get worse. Grow the fuck up, will.i.am.
38. kc - June 22, 2009 11:41 AM
I think this is hilarious. Perez got bitchslapped. He is such a media whore and if he were truly "assaulted" he would have callled the police. Does he think that the Toronto authorities monitor his twitter action? Loser!
39. kc - June 22, 2009 11:41 AM
I think this is hilarious. Perez got bitchslapped. He is such a media whore and if he were truly "assaulted" he would have callled the police. Does he think that the Toronto authorities monitor his twitter action? Loser!
40. Esteeh - June 22, 2009 11:44 AM
This beat down was well deserved. No one even cares WHO did it! I totally agree with the comments above. How is this guy famous for drawing dicks on celebrity pictures? and why celebs hang out and line themselves up with this idiot is so obvious
41. Hilton Hunter - June 22, 2009 11:52 AM
This is the first time I`ve ever seen this Perez fuckwit. What a fucking moron. All I can say is that whoever hit him didn`t hit him hard enough.
42. Venom - June 22, 2009 11:52 AM
That fat whiny bitch deserved it.
You talk shit about people all day for a living it is bound to happen,
43. Me - June 22, 2009 11:56 AM
Mr. Superficial,
Your website is hilarious!! LOVE it.
P.S. Perez is a whiny b!tch.
44. FACE - June 22, 2009 12:00 PM
What a fag
45. Mark - June 22, 2009 12:00 PM
What kind of f'ing moron gets assaulted, whips out his cell phone, and starts twittering?? The phone is in your f'ing hand, moron! If you've been assaulted, try calling 911. That's 9-1-1. If you don't want to call the cops yourself, you must not need them there, so shut the f--- up!
46. The Music Elitist - June 22, 2009 12:02 PM
Could someone please do the world a favor and break this guys arms so he can't Twitter or use his blog anymore? I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for him to stay relevant.
47. The Music Elitist - June 22, 2009 12:03 PM
Could someone please do the world a favor and rip off everyone one of this fat flaming retard's fingers so he can't Twitter or use his blog anymore? I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for him to stay relevant.
48. Lanky O'Toole - June 22, 2009 12:04 PM
Perez Hilton is nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on which proves he never really was a scathing observer of pop culture. Just a guy who wants to be Britney.
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Bravo
49. Johnny Lava - June 22, 2009 12:08 PM
...Will look's suspect in this video. A lil too sweet around the lips. Maybe Will is gay and Perrez felt dissed and got all bithcy because Will wouldn't give him any attention. CAT FIGHT ROTFLMAO XD
50. Ariana - June 22, 2009 12:10 PM
In my city, he got what he deserved =D. Only reason celebs prolly suck up to him are for +ve feedback me thinks.
His video's hilarious. If only he could be a man =[
51. karg - June 22, 2009 12:11 PM
LOL
52. Bret Michaels - June 22, 2009 12:14 PM
Where I'm from, Perez commited a hate crime before he was punched -- it would've been called justifiable, especially since he was definitely only punched once. No way that happened on Sunday and then he has nothing but a little tiny mark the next day -- or at least, he wasn't punched "two or three or four times" like he claims on his video.
His "statement" would do him in before any lawsuit since he clearly states he planned to instigate an argument and knew his words would escalate the situation. As he said, he likes looking at drama in other people's lives but not in his own.. it's called karma, deal with it you whiny bitch.
53. Amanda - June 22, 2009 12:16 PM
Um. No.
You have this allllll wrong. Do yourself a favor and check out Perez's site as well as the police report. He has his personal statement. HE DID CALL THE POLICE FIRST!!!! And before you begin judging the situation, perhaps you should know the full story. You CAN NEVER JUDGE Perez Hilton. You are a scathing hypocrite. Both of you do the same things for a living! So whats the difference? You are just jealous that his site is more popular than yours and frankly its pathetic. These comments call him a "bad journalist" , but isn't it bad journalism not to have the facts on a story?!?! I can't believe you all support violence in this manner. FUCKING PATHETIC.
54. Marianne - June 22, 2009 12:17 PM
A superficial post, on a superficial website.
Superficial coments as well. I feel sorry for most of you.
55. Lain - June 22, 2009 12:20 PM
Perez's gave me herpes
56. blp - June 22, 2009 12:26 PM
I can't stand that fag, it must have felt great to hit the whiny bitch. Nice work fish.
57. Famous Plastic - June 22, 2009 12:27 PM
Wow. What a whiny bitch. "Oh no! I've been assaulted. Save me Twitter!"
58. blp - June 22, 2009 12:27 PM
@54, well stop reading it and fuck off then.
59. Luke - June 22, 2009 12:34 PM
I love that this happened in my city.. I hate that idiot
60. John - June 22, 2009 12:43 PM
It really says something about Western society when people are rejoicing that a person got assaulted. It doesn't matter if you don't like someone, no one deserves to be treated like that. No one.
61. bUZZTOE - June 22, 2009 12:45 PM
Party!!! Karma...Will.I.am you're my hero...or your people are...see Perez...when you start doing the crap you do and become holier than anyone else; karma has it's way...fame whore that you are, you're no better than the other two non talents Pratt and Montag...actually you're worse...passing moral judgements as edicts...hey, you're not bright, and if you pass judgement on people..then karma passes it's justice back to you...
Man up...Party!!!
62. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - June 22, 2009 12:47 PM
Ok folks, please form line here to BITCH SLAP Perez Hilton. No rushing folks, take your time and follow through. An er, yes you can objects
1. using crow bar
@60 We all assume you're referring to people other then Perez Hilton.
63. jesus - June 22, 2009 12:54 PM
my favourite line from perez's video:
"then the black eyed peas FOLLOWED ME BACK to my hotel! ... where they were ALSO STAYING."
without a hint of irony. like it's a crime to go home.
64. Mal - June 22, 2009 12:55 PM
YEAHHHH GO FISH!!!!!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!! Hahaaaaa I'm so glad you don't subscribe to the Gay Brotherhood of Pop Journalism. That's why I read you, and not Perez.
I'd let you motorboat me live on the Internet.
65. F*ckRandal - June 22, 2009 1:04 PM
This is hilarious - I hate that douche Perez and I hate how people compare these two sites...
What I wanted to say is that I could not help but crack up when I saw that video he posted on his site...I don't really know wtf he says, but he looks like this super fat, ugly puppy dog that's about to cry...and then he does break down in the end and cries....great stuff...
you know after writing and reading this...it doesn't seem as funny as it was when I imagined it...but trust me, its great.
66. Anonymous - June 22, 2009 1:09 PM
Awww......Amanda has her panties in a knot......waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
That punk deserved what he got. Actually, he deserved worse. And you're an idiot for defending him.
67. F*ckRandal - June 22, 2009 1:10 PM
One other thing...anyone else have a problem with the constant use of the word respect? People need to stop that shit...it is not important who gets respect...it is more important who gives it.
68. alex - June 22, 2009 1:27 PM
I like how instead of calling the police directly he asked twitter to save him. Imagine how many psycho's could have taken him seriously and actually called the police and tied up they're lines. "I'm sorry Ma'am we can't handle your call about being raped and murdered right now, we're receiving dozens of calls about some star fucker getting slapped." Great job Perez, you just let someone get raped and murdered because you wanted a few more minutes on the perimeter of fame. How do you sleep at night?
69. : D - June 22, 2009 1:34 PM
i thought at first that said PARIS HILTON got bitchslapped
and i thought it cant get any more awesome then that.
then i realized there is a another whole level of awesome.
i cant believe someone was actually reading perez hiltons twitter.
70. miau - June 22, 2009 1:36 PM
"(..)which essentially ruin whatever legitimacy Twitter gained from the Iranian elections(..)"
"(..)Because Perez Hilton is nothing more than the same brand of media-obsessed celebutard he so vehemently draws semen on(..)"
fish youre great...
miau
71. Aanjo - June 22, 2009 1:39 PM
Marry me.
72. PhDiego - June 22, 2009 1:42 PM
will i am..I hate your music but now you are my idol
if you destroy speid you will.b.president
73. Rutty - June 22, 2009 1:44 PM
I stopped going to that assholes site a long time ago so that I wouldn't be part of the problem with that guy being popular... he's a dick. Flat out. He's the worst kind of human being, the kind that will shit on someone, then once he gets a photo op with them he's their best friend. He can be bought or sold. He's spineless.
For the first time in years I went to his site... I just wanted to see him cry for 11 minutes about his wittle cut...
Fuck yeah. It's about time someone decked him.
Good for Will I Am... Today is Black Eye'd Peas (sp?) day in my car. Only their music will be played in tribute to him.
I only wish Will I Am had hit Perez himself. But good on him for telling that dick off.
And Perez decided to escelate the whole confrontation when it started by calling Will a faggot?
Man what a great fucking morning. I was having a shitty day til I heard this. YEAH! fuck yeah. Fuck Perez... HE deserved that shit, and all you whiney defenders out there, you are fucking pathetic.
74. Mitch Haase - June 22, 2009 1:46 PM
I'm surprised that Perez Hilton hasn't been beaten to within an inch of his life every week for the last two years.
I almost knocked him silly after he tried to proposition me in a port-a-pottie in West Hollywood one night.
I am not gay and have never had another mans penis in my mouth or ass.
Ever.
75. Aerialgreen - June 22, 2009 1:57 PM
Why would anyone use a service like Tweeter to ask for help? even if he called 911 that's just plain idiotic, oh I guess that the police had other priorities before showing up to take declaration on the guy that most likely clogged their emergency call service for hours.
I would be surprised if he actually didn't do anything, let's be honest, Pigez is not that bright to know that his "witty" on-line persona can't be imposed on everyone.
Even the most unoffensive zing from a smart mouth is bound to meet with the wrong person at the wrong time.
76. Mad - June 22, 2009 2:00 PM
I'm not sure why everyone thinks that someone getting beat is a good thing, despite him "deserving" it. No one deserves to get beat for having an opinion, no matter how open that opinion is to the public. Everyone has their own, and if it were like how every idiot is saying it should be, then EVERYONE deserves to be beat. Because I'm SURE no one commenting on this site has ever talked shit about anyone. Using violence is just a trashy classless way to deal with issues.
Even the creator of this website would deserve to be BEAT as well. The only difference is that Perez is open with his identity, whereas the Superficial is not. I have no problem with either, I read tons of gossip sites. But turning to violence never makes anything justifiable.
Sucks to read the comments on sites like these, because then I realize that there are more stupid people in this world than there are smart, rational, and civilized ones.
77. Chiga - June 22, 2009 2:07 PM
Perez makes NO SENSE at all!!He is gay...and he insults other calling them "fa**ot"?? and the vlogs about political issues on gay marriage and equality, prop 8...way to go!!Keep disrespecting....
And physical abuse is not right but verbal abuse and living off bringing down and insulting people is? is that "professional" (as he repeats in his video?
I don´t agree in physical violence, but PERED IS A HYPOCRATE!
78. chunga - June 22, 2009 2:13 PM
Perez makes NO SENSE at all!!He is gay...and he insults other calling them "fa**ot"?? and the vlogs about political issues on gay marriage and equality, prop 8...way to go!!Keep disrespecting....
And physical abuse is not right but verbal abuse and living off bringing down and insulting people is? is that "professional" (as he repeats in his video?
I don´t agree in physical violence, but PEREz IS A HYPOCRATE!
79. edge - June 22, 2009 2:23 PM
I'm just so thrilled that instead of having one person call the police, Perez Hilton decided that it would be great if all of his "fans" would call the police for him. Bravo. Let's spam the holy hell out of the police and clog up the system for one incident when the guy could obviously had used his freaking fingers to dial three freaking numbers and just report what he had alleged. It's not like other crimes are happening at that moment.
80. JadenPaidIn - June 22, 2009 2:24 PM
#53.
Are you kidding?
Anyways...go stand in front of a bus.
Bring bitchboy Perez with you.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Beee-acth
81. that's hideous - June 22, 2009 2:26 PM
ouch!
but you nailed it
and it's hard to believe perez's story...
82. Capt. Douchebag - June 22, 2009 2:32 PM
I'm pissed he wasn't bitch slapped by a Mac Truck.
83. Initial_G - June 22, 2009 2:38 PM
Welcome to the real world, Perez. You talk shit about people often enough...sooner or later they will lay you out. Of course being beat down by Black Eye Peas is freaking hilarious.
84. James - June 22, 2009 2:46 PM
I'm glay you went there. Spot on!
WTF is it with people twittering for authorities. This could get interesting if Perez's house was burning...
85. Meream - June 22, 2009 2:47 PM
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DO NOT TWITTER.
86. blahb lahblah - June 22, 2009 2:58 PM
any one who thinks perez DIDN'T deserve what he got is a fucking idiot
that guy is a fucking attention whore drama queen who with backstab anything that moves. when you make a living off being a complete douch bag you deserve to get hit.
and also, considering this is PEREZ HILTON we're talking about and considering that he already lied about it being will.i.am who hit him, do you really thing think he was truely asssualted?
NO.
he's just dramatizing everthing as usual, in a desperate attempt to put himself on the same celebrity level as BEP. i HOpe more celebrities realize what an utter waste that guy is and everyone fucking forgets about him.
87. blahb lahblah - June 22, 2009 2:59 PM
any one who thinks perez DIDN'T deserve what he got is a fucking idiot
that guy is a fucking attention whore drama queen who with backstab anything that moves. when you make a living off being a complete douch bag you deserve to get hit.
and also, considering this is PEREZ HILTON we're talking about and considering that he already lied about it being will.i.am who hit him, do you really thing think he was truely asssualted?
NO.
he's just dramatizing everthing as usual, in a desperate attempt to put himself on the same celebrity level as BEP. i HOpe more celebrities realize what an utter waste that guy is and everyone fucking forgets about him.
88. JoBo - June 22, 2009 3:22 PM
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Bang Bang
SLAP
89. Sydney - June 22, 2009 3:23 PM
If I had been will.i.am, I would have beaten the shit out of Perez. Whiny attention whore deserves it.
90. CMYK_Josh - June 22, 2009 3:33 PM
Woo-Hoo! Everybody wanted to do it, will.i.am's tour manager got the honor. I am going to run out and buy -- yes BUY -- the new Black Eyed Peas album. I'm paying for all of it -- even the crappy songs -- just because I am so grateful that somebody knocked that pompous, fat, whiny bastard on his large ass. Hell, I may even buy a concert ticket.
Since when is it okay for anybody to call anybody else a faggot, anyway? You would think that this insensitive prick would know that.
91. wkf - June 22, 2009 3:37 PM
tough luck for perez paris wasnt there for him to hide behind. : (
92. kerri - June 22, 2009 3:52 PM
I have been waiting for someone to do this to him. I really thought it would be Adam Sandler for him insulting Perez insulting his little girl. So glad someone punched this asshole out. He verbally abuses men and women daily...has a hand in ruining people's careers and lives...and he is crying because someone finally didn't want to stand for it? Karma Karma Karma. Perez if you're reading - it's about time you fat f*ck. Next time you come to Toronto I'm going to punch you out myself.
Superficial writer - you rock. : )
93. kerri - June 22, 2009 3:54 PM
..."for Perez insulting his little girl"...
typing too quickly!! : )
94. Aerialgreen - June 22, 2009 4:04 PM
TMZ has a video that shows Perez Hilton doing anything but buttering up the BEP's manager (with slurs, in-your-face screaming and what not) to do our collective will and throw a punch in his delusional head.
As much as you want to defend Perez, or avoid violence all together, you just can't help to see where it was going to end up, the bigger person would have left the discussion, BUT Pigez kept verbally pushing a complete stranger with the wrong choice of words (specially for a supposedly gay-rights activist) and SURPRISE SUPRISE finally found someone who wouldn't stand to his brand of crap.
95. Mr Axl - June 22, 2009 4:07 PM
I never write comments, but... BEST.POST.EVAR!
96. Mister Bored - June 22, 2009 4:10 PM
So since he wrote the wrong name down, called him a slur, and cursed out the manager in his face... isn't that libel, a hate crime and provocation in a row?
I hope this attention whore gets hit with some charges.
97. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls - June 22, 2009 4:17 PM
I'm just curious: does anybody remember; about four, five years ago, when Perez Hilton was a frequent commenter on this site?
He used to mention specific people from this place on his own website, giving specific instructions on how to prepare people like "Big Jim" for anal sex and the like?
Or am I the last one left from the first few months?
Dude's a douche, no doubt about it (although I must say, I have not visited his site since his aforementioned "lubricate, start with a finger and work your way up to two..." post. Downright creepy.).
I just wonder if there is a little animosity against him on the part of TheSuperficial, given that he was basically made here in the trenches, and now has his own show and stuff?
Anybody have an opinion?
98. M - June 22, 2009 4:26 PM
Not untrue, but you're sucking on the same teat, just for less money. Glass houses, dude.
99. SHAFT - June 22, 2009 4:27 PM
he's such a flaming, whiny.....flamer
100. Stella - June 22, 2009 4:35 PM
I know I know, it's wrong to applaud violence, but you gotta at least smirk when someone who has built their life on vicious, cruel immature attacks (written, not physical)on others finally get the knuckle sandwich they so richly deserve. But,yeah, um, violence is wrong.. if there was any.. one has to wonder as the sobbing Perez in the video posted to his website does NOT have a black eye and is NOT bleeding.
Whole thing made up by Mario??? Probably.
101. Beastman AIDS - June 22, 2009 4:41 PM
All I know is Perez Hiltons site fills me with rage and this site fills me with joy.
102. dan1eya - June 22, 2009 4:48 PM
PEREZ DID CALL THE POLICE BUT THEY HAD BIGGER EMERGENCIES TO TEND TO!!!!!!!!!!! HES NOT AN IDIOT. HE CALLED THE POLICE BEFORE TURNING TO TWITTER.
103. dan1eya - June 22, 2009 4:48 PM
PEREZ DID CALL THE POLICE BUT THEY HAD BIGGER EMERGENCIES TO TEND TO!!!!!!!!!!! HES NOT AN IDIOT. HE CALLED THE POLICE BEFORE TURNING TO TWITTER.
104. JD3 - June 22, 2009 4:49 PM
OK - everyone that visits Perez's site knows that the site is all about him. there are plenty of gossip/drama/funny celeb sites and none of them focus on the "blogger" like PerezHilton does, logo for the site is his face for goodness sake. I digress, Perez says on his little video that he doesn't ask for the fame, doesn’t want the drama, etc etc... clearly he does, he has made himself as much of a celebrity as the people he makes fun of and places his little graphic judgment on. Perez the site is really funny but he needs to take it like he dishes it. About him being assaulted, i doubt it - also, in this world if you get all up in someone's face and talk shit about them too their face or via gossip you can expect a beat down verbally or even "superficially" via a physical altercation... i know, i know, violence is never the answer and if this was a utopian planet run by non-violent fair minded people then no one would ever be physically harmed. But its not, it’s the real world and everyone has been given a little physical reminder in their life via verbal threats or physical threats that have escalated into violence. Perez is the same person in grade school that would talk shit and be all verbally abusive until one day, someone found them in the hall and gave them a little reminder to not write checks with their mouth that their ass can’t cash. Sad but true, this isn’t Utopia and maybe he’ll be a little more fair in the future. Don’t stick your nose into places if you don’t want it to get swatted at.
105. Aanjo - June 22, 2009 4:53 PM
THANK YOU FOR SETTING US STRAIGHT THANK GOD THANK YOU!
106. Will - June 22, 2009 5:02 PM
In what world do you namby pambies live in where it's "never alright to hit or treat a person blah blah blah blah?" In the real fucking world, where most of us live, violence occurs daily and might makes right no matter what the rulebooks say, and while some are prone to dish out violence too readily, some are prone to do their utmost to try and incite another to violence in hopes of gaining fame and/or money from said violence...such as Perez. I feel sad that I live in a world where people actually argue about this sort of shit, and will have you know that during the Zombie Apocalypse of 2012, I'm going to accidentally mark you vaginas as zombies.
107. Lauren - June 22, 2009 5:35 PM
Of course Perez called the police but as many people have experienced, they don't always come, which is when he switched to a public forum -- Twitter.
Not hard to understand.
Will.I.Am sucks, his music sucks, and violence sucks.
108. mofoghetto - June 22, 2009 6:05 PM
Ok, i'm a fag, and a well-respected one at that. Perez gives gays a bad name! Period. I actually enjoyed watching him squirm in his 11 min video! He's like a 10 year old child who only knows how to retaliate by namecalling etc...
I wish it had been Fergie that attacked him with her long-fingernail-thingy's through the scrotum!
If Perez had gotten in my face like that, bitch would have gone down!
109. Saraya - June 22, 2009 6:41 PM
I HATE THIS GUY/THING- HE IS A 2 FACED HYPOCRATE THAT THINKS ITS OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO SPEW THE WORD FAGGOT...AS IF IT WERE HIS MIDDLE NAME. THIS BOZO IS FAMOUS FOR BEING A SILLY HOMOSEXUAL WHO WHINES AND SUES HIS WAY INTO PEOPLES PERSONAL LIVES. HE DOES NEED TO RESPECT PEOPLE AND LEAVE THEM ALONE IF THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE A PART OF THE DIARREAH OF THE MOUTH THAT THIS JACK ASS HAS. HE IS DISGUSTING.. IF I WERE A GUY...I WOULDN'T TOUCH HIM WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S PENIS. YUCK NASTY UGLY...SO UGLY..VULGER...HORRENDOUS PERSON...YOU ARE A DISPICABLE HUMAN BEING AND HAVE NO CREDENTIALS. YOU ARE JUST A JOKE. GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS... YOU CHEAP AMUSEMENT.
110. Tom K - June 22, 2009 7:12 PM
Gay people are so fucking annoying! They can dish it but can't take it! Perez Hilton calling someone a "FAGGOT"? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought the "F" word was a big no no to you gays. Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eat shit you homo!
111. d_jedi - June 22, 2009 7:17 PM
Perez Hilton is a fat whiny bitch fag.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
112. Darth - June 22, 2009 7:47 PM
Are Ashton Kutcher and John Mayer his best friends?
113. Nero - June 22, 2009 7:57 PM
Booze,coke and cellphones folks.This is what happens.
114. Gando - June 22, 2009 8:03 PM
He's just desperate to get a police officer in his hotel room.
115. Babs - June 22, 2009 8:44 PM
Love it. Perez is all about Perez being a celeb himself. It's boring. Love that The Superficial "went there" and consistently makes my friends, family & I laugh out loud daily.
116. Heather - June 22, 2009 8:45 PM
And THIS is why I read The Superficial and not PerezHilton.
Nothing he posts could make my day as much as this.
117. Funeral Guy - June 22, 2009 9:39 PM
I heard that after Will.I.am bitchslapped this stupid homo, Carrie Prejean came along and buried her high heeled shoe in his giant gaping asshole.
118. Truth Doctor - June 22, 2009 10:11 PM
1. What a limp-wristed pussy.
2. What makes him newsworthy?
3. If I see the bitch, he won't live to see tomorrow.
119. Kelly - June 22, 2009 10:22 PM
He can tweet but cant call 911? Whatever.
120. Perez all the way - June 22, 2009 10:54 PM
My mom said that she saw Perez in Venice, Italy, a few weeks ago and that he's kind of cute.
121. missywissy - June 23, 2009 2:13 AM
aaww.... come on Will.I.am. You were too nice.
122. Rose - June 23, 2009 2:27 AM
Seriously, Im surprised it took someone this long to actually hit him. He was long over do for somebody to clean his clock. If your are going to constantly be passing judgment on people you HAVE to accept the consequences of your actions and words. Im not a fan of the BEP new song but I may just have to go and buy it.
God love you Mr. Superficial
123. yowillie - June 23, 2009 9:44 PM
Get A Life!!!!
124. Shat Wilner - June 24, 2009 12:45 AM
The only reason more people having punched this fuck is because it only brings underserved attention to him. It's better to let him post his bullshit in obscurity. Still, it was sweet to see his fat crybaby face on TV looking like the pathetic loser he is. I never realized how entertaining Perez could be! Violence isn't cool, but neither is your act, gay boy. You deserved a full beat down instead of a bitch slap. What a puss!
125. LifeH8ter - June 24, 2009 12:58 AM
Thanks for saying what needed to be said...after he dropped the "F" bomb like a hypocrite I and many others have decided to boycott his site. He is the reason that the GBLT community still has to fight to be heard. Because idiots like Perez preach one thing but harbor the same hate that all the people he fights against have. He is a disgrace to the GBLT community, and his pathetic excuse relating to maintaining rationale during a fight is ridiculous. If a straight man and a gay man were in a fight and the straight man called the gay man the "F" word...he would be in jail for a hate crime...plain and simple. Don't incite riot and you won't get your ass beat...common sense.
126. ashly - June 24, 2009 1:28 AM
EVERYBODY hates perez. just give up, dude. you are the dane cook of blogs. go get some hostess cupcakes, turn on terms of endearment, and cry into your miley cyrus pillow. the world does not see you as a victim. it sees you as a disease.
127. Confucius - June 24, 2009 10:10 AM
Black Eyed Peas is the best band in the whole world!! Boom Boom Pow to Perez ahahaha
128. wolfcat-x - June 26, 2009 7:49 AM
WOW! I thought the former miss california would have kicked his dumb ass first,
but this is just as satifying-lol
129. catE - August 12, 2009 11:32 AM
COPS didnt show up for ages cos yr a whining bitch.you probably dropped names,i.e blackeyedpeas and they thOght u were a wanker.
WHAT A SELFISH PRICK HE IS, HIS TWITTER FANS JAMMED THE 911 PHONE LINES FOR 2 HOURS! FOR YR LITTLE BLOOD NOSE! ?
REAL SICK/INJURED PEOPLE COULDNT GET THROUGH, U DICKWAD.
130. Brooke - August 25, 2009 12:05 AM
I can not stand Perez Hilton! I don't condone physical violence unless someone brings it on themselves by launching a verbal attack on you (or in this case calling you a Fag, wait isn't that weird that Perez is a Fag calling someone else one?). Then I say knock them out. I can't understand HOW Perez got to start hanging with the famous people considering he's not an movie star/singer/dancer/ Tv Star ect. He is supposed to be running a gossip column about these celebs (that are actually people he hangs with)? All I see is him hating on people like Britney and kissing Paris ass. I wish he'd go away, about like Heidi and Spencer. I can't believe anyone would go to his site anyway, he doesn't report anything of any value, he just draws on people. He is not any better than all these people on Vh1 reality shows, like Megan Hauserman. I for one am glad someone hit him in the head for calling them a Fag. You can't go around calling people names and not expect someone to retaliate.
131. the#1bepisme - September 18, 2009 1:53 PM
thanks will for being a good person and all around cool guy. this is exactally wat i need to help me with my presentation on u in my college course. Just in case some ppl think ur a bad dude all they got to do is look at this.
PEACE.
132. deadmau5 - January 3, 2010 9:31 PM
welcome to Toronto bitch. :D