Jun 9 2009Whitney Port's ass cheeks

first!!

Ew how is this sexy?

What the fuck is she wearing??

I wonder if the assman likes this?

What..what is happening here?

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WAIT WAIT

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the assman approves. thx for caring valerie

WTF? Bigfoots ass if better than this shit!!! FIRST!!!!!

Why you gotta diss poptarts, Fish?

Thanks. I've been working out.

Bigfoot

What the flying fuck is that she is wearing?

She works in fashion and she wears an outfit barely fit to sleep in? Knowing she will be photographed? So basically we have satin pajama shorts, a cut baggy t-shirt and to top it off, sneakers! Holy hell batman, this woman has lost her mind, somebody find it. You know, if she had great legs or a great ass mayyyyyyybe i'd let the outfit slide, but her body is lanky, shapeless and her ass looks like it's melting. My god, i am amazed a woman would leave the house like this, yet alone a famous woman. I have now seen it all. No class at all.

Just what I thought like two soggy pancakes.

Katy Perry's breasts > Whitney Port's ass cheeks

Ive never seen anything like this, how come an older, married, turtle neck sweater sporting Julie Chan can be sexier than both these boards...That outfit is uglier than those lounge chairs Bloomy placed in time square....

-asscheek a little redeeming quality-
a little

you fucks complain about it all you want, i'd eat thanksgiving out of that ass

you fucks complain about it all you want, i'd eat thanksgiving dinner out of that ass

Looks like half risen bread dough.

What the fuck is she wearing?

Seriously this is disturbing.

How can she not know she looks like shit?

Fucking gross.

Fat skinny.

Um....

....so....

........who is she?

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And.....

....why should we care?

Jus' askin'.

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"you fucks complain about it all you want, i'd eat thanksgiving out of that ass"

Dumplings with dingleberries. Yum.

Oh, but she's made the transition from LA hipster to NY hipster so well...

Pretty sure she walks around like this all the time. My friends and I walked behind an ass that looked just like her's from about 14th street to 11th street on 3rd avenue two Sundays ago

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Hmm.......

......................well...........

........................................she's female and OK lookin'.............

.........AND! ...............

.................................she's NOT.....Twatney Sperms.

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Hmm.......

......................well...........

........................................she's female and OK lookin'.............

.........AND! ...............

.................................she's NOT.....Twatney Sperms.

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Hmm.......

......................well...........

........................................she's female and OK lookin'.............

.........AND! ...............

.................................she's NOT.....Twatney Sperms.

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Meeeeeelting!! It's meeeeeeeeellllting!!

Oh what a world!

why?

skinny is not hot.... skinny breaks.... then you need to return them for a stronger model. Please stop posting skinny beatches.

She definitely looks like she has downs syndrome. Corky's sister.

Just to carry the hatred over from a previous thread I am going to assume that Rich would love to place his cock up her ass?

Awful dress sense and mediocre looks. Wouldn't get a second glance.

So, who actually watches The Hills..?

This is not newsworthy.

Really blows the mind that a mediocre girl like that can get the gorgeousness that is Robert Buckley (The fine ass guy who always took his shirt off on lipstick jungle)....

she is completely aware of the fact that her short is way too short......i thought whitney had a little more class

AAWW, look everyone, a hooker! She must be new!

EVEN IF HER ASS WASN'T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER "FRIEND" LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL

EVEN IF HER ASS WASN'T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER "FRIEND" LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL

EVEN IF HER ASS WASN'T HANGING OUT IT IS STILL A HORRIBLE LOOKING OUTFIT!! HOW CAN HER "FRIEND" LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING SO STUPID?!!? LOL

her thighs were also attacked by a dinossaur.

This little skank needs to get her sorry self to the gym and do some serious ass and leg work before her bottom half turns into a bag of cottage cheese. And by the way, who in the fuck is this?

Look at those two retards!!

Fish, I hope you don't make it a habbit to post 'news' of these retards!

I always suspected she was one of those anal-only girls now I know for sure. Thank you god. I promise to love, honor, and cherish her for days.

assman: no prob, buddy! My boyfriend is One Of You, too : )

Most of you people are insane. She looks good.

Maybe the outfit isn't the best choice ever, but she actually looks like *gasp* a REAL PERSON!!! What a concept...

Not perfect, but still stunning.

Hahaha,,,Look at those two retards!!
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Maybe she ran outside and forgot to put her dress on? I had that once too,i ran outside and i forgot to put on my pants and underpants.

Yeah, so...what the fuck is she wearing?

not good when you're in your 20's and could hold a potato under a buttcheek - do some toning exercises, girl!

I'm sure alot of americans can't controle themselves now.
RAPE & MURDER?

Christ, did she forget to wipe, oh there goes breakfast

I think she's cute but at 5'10'', the poor girl weighs 100 pounds. Literally. That is sick. Like eating disorder sick.

Somebody forgot to but on big girl cloths when they left the house today.

Holy shit even bums dress better than her.

i would look better getting dressed in the dark. But then again im not famous , soooo