Jun 18 2009Tori Spelling has gigantic nipples
Here's Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don't really know who would want to look at Tori's nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren's penis and five billion of you proved me wrong. I'm starting to think the robot's aren't going to have to work hard at their apocalypse provided they shoot nudie pictures out of their ray guns. -- I just told them our weakness, didn't I? Sonofabitch.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that reminded me I need new saucer plates.

Reader Comments
1. seth - June 18, 2009 2:33 PM
first papá
2. Me - June 18, 2009 2:33 PM
Gross
3. mike - June 18, 2009 2:34 PM
Id hit it
4. Killah - June 18, 2009 2:35 PM
Everything about this woman creeps me out.
5. anonymous - June 18, 2009 2:35 PM
AHHHH
6. Merlin007 - June 18, 2009 2:37 PM
1st!!!!! Booobies!!! wonder how many operations she's had-- MOMMY XXX is on her 11th. love those babies ladies!!
7. shakeitout - June 18, 2009 2:38 PM
euugghhh she's sooo grooossssssss.
8. Please - June 18, 2009 2:40 PM
PLEASE! Her nipples are completely normal - they are not gigantic. Idiots.
9. Judas Iscariot - June 18, 2009 2:41 PM
Pardon me while I go poke out my eyes. And my mind's eye.
10. Moto Rola - June 18, 2009 2:42 PM
Big nips are easier to suck.
11. DCLeisurist - June 18, 2009 2:42 PM
Wow. It's like a retarded unicorn or something. It should be great but it's just disturbing. Donna Martin, you never looked weirder.
But that said, I'd still eat her ass.
12. Jenny C - June 18, 2009 2:43 PM
Not too huge...but why are they pointing in different directions??????
13. kipsy - June 18, 2009 2:43 PM
what's going on at the bottom of her bottoms in this shot?
14. mike - June 18, 2009 2:44 PM
The reflection on her right leg make it look like she has a droopy lip...
15. pappy smeary - June 18, 2009 2:44 PM
pa pa pa pa pepporonis!
ima tori spelling, looka ata mi pepporonis
16. Deacon Jones - June 18, 2009 2:45 PM
WOW!
Talk about a botched tit job! And I thought the trannys in New Orleans had fucked up tits
17. netstarman - June 18, 2009 2:46 PM
She has googly eye nipples. It must b e hard to have crossed eyed nipples.
18. Erica - June 18, 2009 2:47 PM
She looks DISGUSTINGLY thin.
19. Sam - June 18, 2009 2:48 PM
The newer models of implants have chips in them that automatically dim the nipples when a viewer is approaching.
20. Funeral Guy - June 18, 2009 2:49 PM
Her nipples are the same size as her big stupid sunglasses.
21. Angus - June 18, 2009 2:49 PM
It's her moms fault - the left nipple has disowned the right nipple.
22. x6 - June 18, 2009 2:53 PM
*bleeching eyeballs now.*
23. Karen - June 18, 2009 2:57 PM
She should accept her fate. Despite her famous dad, she's never going to be an attractive actress. No matter what she does, everything ends up ugly: face, crazyboobs, anorexic body. At least she doesn't have to worry about money. Oh wait...
24. Zanna - June 18, 2009 2:58 PM
she looks like she has a piece of balogna hanging out of her gant. and who the fuck wears IZOD anymore, anyway.
25. Regan - June 18, 2009 2:58 PM
someone needs to tell her that the whole 'anorexic' look is sooo out.
26. lina - June 18, 2009 3:00 PM
pepperoni!!!
27. so, so, ROUGH - June 18, 2009 3:02 PM
Nice going my Lord and creator!!!
its like putting leather seats in a Hugo....
28. m.munroe - June 18, 2009 3:02 PM
#24. it's LACOSTE.
29. Amy - June 18, 2009 3:04 PM
ARGGGGGG!!!!! She looks like a drowned rat! WTF is wrong with these people?
30. Love - June 18, 2009 3:05 PM
#26
I LOVE PEPPERONI.
31. Kristin - June 18, 2009 3:08 PM
her nose is lopsided
32. lina - June 18, 2009 3:09 PM
#30
so, what the F do you want me to do?
33. piper - June 18, 2009 3:10 PM
I always thought this media whore looked like Aaron Spelling in drag. She's a trainwreck.
34. ptrgn - June 18, 2009 3:11 PM
yummo! does torri have her own reality show too? she and Mommy XXX should get together and have play dates... jus sayin
35. Megan Fox fan - June 18, 2009 3:14 PM
I think she looks great. She's a cool person and I love her style.
36. so, so, ROUGH - June 18, 2009 3:15 PM
ROugh=checking fishfem's myspace...
37. TO number 24 - June 18, 2009 3:16 PM
"IZOD is most notable for its pairing with the Lacoste shirt company from 1952-1993, known simply as "IZOD Lacoste". While the shirts were equally IZOD and Lacoste, they became abbreviated and popularized as "IZOD" shirts which leads to the common misconception that the famous "Crocodile" is the "IZOD" trademark."
38. r - June 18, 2009 3:16 PM
umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy...ewww.
39. r - June 18, 2009 3:17 PM
umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy...ewww.
40. JPRichardson - June 18, 2009 3:23 PM
Anorexic mommy. Or is that mummy? Looks like a dead rotten horse.
41. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 18, 2009 3:23 PM
Still Looks like a young female Elton John with big nipples and Fake tits..... I know hotter chicks from ethiopia.
42. DLeeyo - June 18, 2009 3:24 PM
The doctor that did her boobs mustve been cockeyed
43. jenipurrr - June 18, 2009 3:30 PM
I could be wrong, but I think that is the shadow caused from her suit not being pressed up against her fake chichis by her mammoth nipples creating a tent effect...not her actual nip disks.
44. amoi - June 18, 2009 3:43 PM
The concentration-camp look is big this year, I hear. This girl can't seem to get it right, going from one extreme (chunky but at least healthy-looking) to another. Unfortunately, she can change her body but not her face.
45. four show - June 18, 2009 3:46 PM
@12
you read my mind
46. havoc - June 18, 2009 3:48 PM
I don't know man. It still doesn't make up for that face.
But that ARE nipples. We love nipples. But its Tori Spelling and there are nipples. I can't not look away....
I'm so confused.....
.
47. Ian - June 18, 2009 3:54 PM
Good god woman, eat a few pizzas or something.
48. ZoomBoy - June 18, 2009 4:03 PM
LOL at the Clorox advertisement playing next to the pictures. How suitable.
49. phuture98 - June 18, 2009 4:03 PM
cute hair, great tits, nips don't look too big. nice tight tummy. u guys are trippin!!!
#24 you must live in the middle of the country and have no sense of style. otherwise you would know lacoste is a cool brand.
50. ptrgn39@gmail.com - June 18, 2009 4:06 PM
#6 the competition for plastic surgery only begins with boob jobs.. TORRI vs. MOMMY XXX is on-- no holds barred
51. mfiasco - June 18, 2009 4:07 PM
It's the sunglasses that are gigantic.
52. Deva - June 18, 2009 4:10 PM
My god she is fucking gross. He obviously didn't marry her for the money. So what could it be? And WHAT THE FUCK is up with her nipples? It's like they're cockeyed. She has COCKTITS! I'm trademarking that name.
53. kingofbeer - June 18, 2009 4:12 PM
Personally, I love big nips, bigger and pointier the better. They point in different directions because the swim top is pulling the nip that way. anyways, ladies with big nips, don't worry there are a million dudes out there just like me, ice those babies down and swing em with pride.
54. AJ - June 18, 2009 4:12 PM
She has the worst breast implants in Hollywood. I wonder what doctor is giving her pills to maintain her anorexic look. If she keeps this up then she will have heart failure in no time.
55. Walter - June 18, 2009 4:13 PM
Yoo would think that for what shye paid for them they would match.
56. CrunchPop - June 18, 2009 4:15 PM
Take a grapefruit.
Slice it in half.
Glue the halves onto your flat chest.
Bingo, you have Tori Spelling.
57. Rupert - June 18, 2009 4:15 PM
DEAR GOD IT'S HIDEOUS!!!!!
58. Deva - June 18, 2009 4:16 PM
Exactly #55.
59. Alex - June 18, 2009 4:17 PM
I've never seen a pair of tits I didn't like. Especially nice store-bought ones like these.
What I want to know is, what the hell is that on her left hip?? Its at about 4 o'clock if you make her belly button the center of the clock.
60. Sara - June 18, 2009 4:37 PM
She does not look healthy at all! She makes me sick looking at her. Nicole Richie had this same kind of look a few years ago. It didn't look good on Nicole and it doesn't look good Tori. Wise up Tori, you look GROSS!!
61. big teeth - June 18, 2009 4:50 PM
I'd hit that.... with a shovel... and then bury it in the back yard under the porch.
62. stupid - June 18, 2009 4:53 PM
You people are retarded. Her suit is pulling her nips that way, and secondly, they are not even that big.
That said, Tori creeps me the fuck out.
63. Ralph - June 18, 2009 4:54 PM
#59
Too bad when Tori is braless her nipples face her toes!
64. joe blow - June 18, 2009 5:07 PM
Why the long face, Tori?
65. Jenn - June 18, 2009 5:08 PM
Siiiick, she's a rail thin... Eeeeeeeeeeeik!
66. Tamara - June 18, 2009 5:16 PM
C'mon...she's had 2 kids, both of which were breastfed. Give the girl a break - I love her!
67. imhot - June 18, 2009 5:21 PM
Ditch the gross implants and eat a fuckin' sandwich...then we can talk.
68. meh! - June 18, 2009 5:23 PM
Putting a trashcan near my desk was indeed a good idea, I should just get used to aim a lil' better next time I check thesuperficial, my maid is getting tired cleaning barf stain on the carpet.
69. Pookie - June 18, 2009 5:42 PM
Jesus Harold Christ!!!! She looks more and more like Tara Reid every time I see her! And what the hell is going on below deck? Does she actually have a vagina or is it just like a barbie doll down there? Maybe if you're anorexic for too long your hoo-haa just falls out...
70. alisa - June 18, 2009 5:53 PM
uuhhhh.....her nipples aren't even that big! you want a chick with guy nipples?? ummm fags?
71. titsonsnack - June 18, 2009 5:54 PM
K I was expecting way worse when I clicked on that. Those nipples are not really that big in fact they are pretty normal. Pointing in different directions, yeah, but by no means "gigantic". I am more concerned by the lack of flesh on her body.
72. WTF? - June 18, 2009 6:36 PM
Uhh, anorexia?
73. Dread not - June 18, 2009 6:40 PM
Bai Ling thinks her nips ain't shit. I like 'em... a lot. IZOD, rocks.
74. mikeock - June 18, 2009 6:40 PM
She is such a butterface, but I'm staring straight at the semi-crotch shot.
75. Schniby - June 18, 2009 6:46 PM
You would all hit it and you know it
76. jt - June 18, 2009 6:49 PM
yum
77. Rhialto - June 18, 2009 7:11 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if she diet a lot.Her nipples are pretty visible.
78. slow monkey - June 18, 2009 7:18 PM
Why pay for the Paps photos Fish? You could have grossed us out for free by photographing your open mouth with chewed up lunch in it with your camera phone.
79. tora, tora, tori - June 18, 2009 7:23 PM
I agree with #4,#55, and #56, and #24 made me snort my drink out of my nose.
P.S. Her nips don't seem that big, but I think they have been hanging out with Paris Hilton's wonky eye.
80. andrew - June 18, 2009 7:41 PM
Go figure, a hideous woman has hideous nipples. Yuck.
81. ABC - June 18, 2009 8:06 PM
I don't understand these Pixs, she looks like an emaciated piece of string to me, but last night the same Pixs were on ET, or TMZ, or AtoZ or something TV and all they talked about was how fit she lookes. Are they nuts or blind?
82. Rabbit - June 18, 2009 8:08 PM
She needs bottoms that actually fit but, damn I'd so hit that!
83. Feed Me - June 18, 2009 8:11 PM
What kind of diet is she on? Coke, meth, or Mexican diet pills? This is not normal. She looks like she is about to die. Soon she'll be in the hospital with a feeding tube up her nose being pumped with Ensure, my grandma drinks this who also has a better body by the way.
84. hilda - June 18, 2009 8:13 PM
Her husband is a babe!
85. Brandy - June 18, 2009 8:18 PM
Why would you wear that??? And when would your somebody be nice and say "hey! excuse me! I can see your nipples!" Plus in that bathing suit, if she sat down wrong, we'd be seeing so much more!
86. fred stewart - June 18, 2009 9:07 PM
#50 hahahahahaaa. You should let Katie Price in on the competition but make it a mud wrestle competition. .. TORRI, KATIE AND MOMMY XXX let their racks rack eachother!!!!!
87. little dick - June 18, 2009 9:13 PM
Damn my uncircumcised little anteater just shot a load... wow she's hot and even hotter tits!!!!!!!
88. Kitahara Nanase - June 18, 2009 10:11 PM
LoL@ #61.
God damn it, she looks nasty!
89. gigi - June 18, 2009 10:13 PM
omg! Eat Tori Eeeeeeeaaaaaaattttttt! pleeeeease! Dean stop eating all the food in the house & please feed your wife!
90. boobies - June 18, 2009 10:22 PM
@ 23 lol
91. Alli Watermelon - June 18, 2009 10:46 PM
#8...her areolas (spelling?) are normal. Her actually nipple is kind of big lol.
92. pixi - June 18, 2009 10:57 PM
this is the saddest thing ive seen since a dr phil ep on drug addled anorectics.
im not saying shes a crack head, but he body looks like shes one.
she has self loathing just oozing out of her. look at the chain of pathos though; first her mummy, now her..so the next stop for the 'no self esteem train' has to be her kids. she hasnt got the strength to get off the train, and ive got a lazy ten bucks which says shes making sure her kids are gonna be co-dependant travelling passengers.
just like madonna is.
93. Dan - June 18, 2009 11:03 PM
Tori has "summer nipples". Some 'er nipples go this way, some 'er nipples go that way.
94. dude - June 18, 2009 11:32 PM
wtf is she melting down there in that first pic??? ewwwww
95. damn - June 19, 2009 12:43 AM
damn, that bitch looks like a lumpy lollipop...
nasty
96. deode043 - June 19, 2009 1:41 AM
in the first pic i could be mistakin' but that looks like her VAG hangin out even that looks off kilter
97. WinkLady - June 19, 2009 2:29 AM
Yep - they are pretty big. I almost lost an eye!
98. Peter Allen - June 19, 2009 3:35 AM
'I want some bikinis to emphasise the crotch.'
'We have just the thing, maam.'
Oops, not crotch, CROCs. '
99. imposterer - June 19, 2009 5:56 AM
Its funny because most guys on this forum are criticizing her, when most of you guys dont even get laid...
100. godsmack38 - June 19, 2009 7:40 AM
she needs to eat something.
101. captain america - June 19, 2009 8:11 AM
I understand pretty well why she wasn't involved in her father's WILL, folks!!
102. Veronica - June 19, 2009 8:12 AM
Skeletoooooorrrr!!!!!
103. RichPort's Ghost - June 19, 2009 9:10 AM
Next time put the stars over her face please...
104. Heidi Montag - June 19, 2009 9:40 AM
omg, like worst boob job ever!
105. Dick USED TO BE Throbbn - June 19, 2009 9:48 AM
Holy Sh!t Batman !
Hang on to her before her 23 lb. bones and nipples float away !
Dammmmm, some serious baby choker norks on her. Well, could have been but can't breast feed silicone to a kid......
FUCK Osama bin laden
106. Meream - June 19, 2009 10:15 AM
Her weight used to be fine. This is not attractive. She should get help.
107. Sid - June 19, 2009 11:53 AM
#103
lol! Good one!
Tori is a anorexic mess!
Will the doctor giving her uppers please stop now before she dies of heart failure.
108. Dan Cosgrove - June 19, 2009 12:02 PM
I'm more concerned about the whole snowglobe effect...
109. Trav - June 19, 2009 12:11 PM
Who did her boob job? Dr. Marty Feldman???
110. meee - June 19, 2009 12:46 PM
they're not so much huge as they are totally uneven
111. Gregor - June 19, 2009 2:28 PM
Forget the silver-dollar nips -- sort of hot -- but those chicken bone thighs are guh-rosssss!!!!!
112. Famous Plastic - June 19, 2009 4:13 PM
She looks disgustingly anorexic + one of the worst boob jobs in Hollywood.
113. LEB - June 19, 2009 7:00 PM
Her nips aren't gigantic, they're normal. The rest of her boobs, though, are obvious fakes. And she needs a better swimsuit.
114. amylynn - June 19, 2009 8:23 PM
gross
115. ctti - June 19, 2009 11:14 PM
What a waste of a cute bikini. Those things can't be natural...they're in vastly different positions & point in different directions. Eww.
116. LotE - June 20, 2009 3:21 AM
Her body is perfect In my opinion. Nipples - normal If you had a baby!
117. Hot Carl - June 20, 2009 3:22 AM
******
Broke Yolks.
******
118. cheezy_poof - June 20, 2009 4:19 AM
Bitc$ needs a hamburger.
119. v tard - June 20, 2009 4:23 AM
I want my eyes back....
120. Siri - June 20, 2009 12:35 PM
atleast she's not fat
121. Shari - June 20, 2009 9:10 PM
She is gross. She's so disgustingly underweight, and her breasts were terribly done. Why is she wearing a see-through bikini...
122. Shani - June 21, 2009 8:38 PM
You guys....seriously!
Ok yea, she is disgustingly thin, but how are her nipples gigantic exactly?
123. AMO - June 21, 2009 10:29 PM
Ok, I'm also a mother and there is no way in hell I'd be walking around where anyone except my husband could see me like that! And she knows pics are being taken of her. No wonder her mother alienated her. She's a skank.
124. jonisjackingoff - June 22, 2009 8:35 PM
I'd drink her pee.
125. Smith - June 23, 2009 5:18 AM
WTF????????
126. joe - June 24, 2009 2:28 AM
i think they`re regular nips
still nips, dont you like?
127. bima - July 16, 2009 3:30 PM
She is so f$^#$ng ugly, a wouldn't let my dog touch her.
128. tommy - September 2, 2009 10:56 AM
I love women with nips as big as hers, even bigger if i can find some