Jun 18 2009Tori Spelling has gigantic nipples


Here's Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don't really know who would want to look at Tori's nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren's penis and five billion of you proved me wrong. I'm starting to think the robot's aren't going to have to work hard at their apocalypse provided they shoot nudie pictures out of their ray guns. -- I just told them our weakness, didn't I? Sonofabitch.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that reminded me I need new saucer plates.

Photos: Splash News

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Gross

Id hit it

Everything about this woman creeps me out.

AHHHH

1st!!!!! Booobies!!! wonder how many operations she's had-- MOMMY XXX is on her 11th. love those babies ladies!!

euugghhh she's sooo grooossssssss.

PLEASE! Her nipples are completely normal - they are not gigantic. Idiots.

Pardon me while I go poke out my eyes. And my mind's eye.

Big nips are easier to suck.

Wow. It's like a retarded unicorn or something. It should be great but it's just disturbing. Donna Martin, you never looked weirder.
But that said, I'd still eat her ass.

Not too huge...but why are they pointing in different directions??????

what's going on at the bottom of her bottoms in this shot?

The reflection on her right leg make it look like she has a droopy lip...

pa pa pa pa pepporonis!

ima tori spelling, looka ata mi pepporonis

WOW!

Talk about a botched tit job! And I thought the trannys in New Orleans had fucked up tits

She has googly eye nipples. It must b e hard to have crossed eyed nipples.

She looks DISGUSTINGLY thin.

The newer models of implants have chips in them that automatically dim the nipples when a viewer is approaching.

Her nipples are the same size as her big stupid sunglasses.

It's her moms fault - the left nipple has disowned the right nipple.

*bleeching eyeballs now.*

She should accept her fate. Despite her famous dad, she's never going to be an attractive actress. No matter what she does, everything ends up ugly: face, crazyboobs, anorexic body. At least she doesn't have to worry about money. Oh wait...

she looks like she has a piece of balogna hanging out of her gant. and who the fuck wears IZOD anymore, anyway.

someone needs to tell her that the whole 'anorexic' look is sooo out.

pepperoni!!!

Nice going my Lord and creator!!!

its like putting leather seats in a Hugo....

#24. it's LACOSTE.

ARGGGGGG!!!!! She looks like a drowned rat! WTF is wrong with these people?

#26
I LOVE PEPPERONI.

her nose is lopsided

#30
so, what the F do you want me to do?

I always thought this media whore looked like Aaron Spelling in drag. She's a trainwreck.

yummo! does torri have her own reality show too? she and Mommy XXX should get together and have play dates... jus sayin

I think she looks great. She's a cool person and I love her style.

ROugh=checking fishfem's myspace...

"IZOD is most notable for its pairing with the Lacoste shirt company from 1952-1993, known simply as "IZOD Lacoste". While the shirts were equally IZOD and Lacoste, they became abbreviated and popularized as "IZOD" shirts which leads to the common misconception that the famous "Crocodile" is the "IZOD" trademark."

umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy...ewww.

umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy...ewww.

Anorexic mommy. Or is that mummy? Looks like a dead rotten horse.

Still Looks like a young female Elton John with big nipples and Fake tits..... I know hotter chicks from ethiopia.

The doctor that did her boobs mustve been cockeyed

I could be wrong, but I think that is the shadow caused from her suit not being pressed up against her fake chichis by her mammoth nipples creating a tent effect...not her actual nip disks.

The concentration-camp look is big this year, I hear. This girl can't seem to get it right, going from one extreme (chunky but at least healthy-looking) to another. Unfortunately, she can change her body but not her face.

@12

you read my mind

I don't know man. It still doesn't make up for that face.

But that ARE nipples. We love nipples. But its Tori Spelling and there are nipples. I can't not look away....

I'm so confused.....

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Good god woman, eat a few pizzas or something.

LOL at the Clorox advertisement playing next to the pictures. How suitable.

cute hair, great tits, nips don't look too big. nice tight tummy. u guys are trippin!!!

#24 you must live in the middle of the country and have no sense of style. otherwise you would know lacoste is a cool brand.

#6 the competition for plastic surgery only begins with boob jobs.. TORRI vs. MOMMY XXX is on-- no holds barred

It's the sunglasses that are gigantic.

My god she is fucking gross. He obviously didn't marry her for the money. So what could it be? And WHAT THE FUCK is up with her nipples? It's like they're cockeyed. She has COCKTITS! I'm trademarking that name.

Personally, I love big nips, bigger and pointier the better. They point in different directions because the swim top is pulling the nip that way. anyways, ladies with big nips, don't worry there are a million dudes out there just like me, ice those babies down and swing em with pride.

She has the worst breast implants in Hollywood. I wonder what doctor is giving her pills to maintain her anorexic look. If she keeps this up then she will have heart failure in no time.

Yoo would think that for what shye paid for them they would match.

Take a grapefruit.
Slice it in half.
Glue the halves onto your flat chest.
Bingo, you have Tori Spelling.

DEAR GOD IT'S HIDEOUS!!!!!

Exactly #55.

I've never seen a pair of tits I didn't like. Especially nice store-bought ones like these.

What I want to know is, what the hell is that on her left hip?? Its at about 4 o'clock if you make her belly button the center of the clock.

She does not look healthy at all! She makes me sick looking at her. Nicole Richie had this same kind of look a few years ago. It didn't look good on Nicole and it doesn't look good Tori. Wise up Tori, you look GROSS!!

I'd hit that.... with a shovel... and then bury it in the back yard under the porch.

You people are retarded. Her suit is pulling her nips that way, and secondly, they are not even that big.

That said, Tori creeps me the fuck out.

#59

Too bad when Tori is braless her nipples face her toes!

Why the long face, Tori?

Siiiick, she's a rail thin... Eeeeeeeeeeeik!

C'mon...she's had 2 kids, both of which were breastfed. Give the girl a break - I love her!

Ditch the gross implants and eat a fuckin' sandwich...then we can talk.

Putting a trashcan near my desk was indeed a good idea, I should just get used to aim a lil' better next time I check thesuperficial, my maid is getting tired cleaning barf stain on the carpet.

Jesus Harold Christ!!!! She looks more and more like Tara Reid every time I see her! And what the hell is going on below deck? Does she actually have a vagina or is it just like a barbie doll down there? Maybe if you're anorexic for too long your hoo-haa just falls out...

uuhhhh.....her nipples aren't even that big! you want a chick with guy nipples?? ummm fags?

K I was expecting way worse when I clicked on that. Those nipples are not really that big in fact they are pretty normal. Pointing in different directions, yeah, but by no means "gigantic". I am more concerned by the lack of flesh on her body.

Uhh, anorexia?

Bai Ling thinks her nips ain't shit. I like 'em... a lot. IZOD, rocks.

She is such a butterface, but I'm staring straight at the semi-crotch shot.

You would all hit it and you know it

yum

I wouldn't be surprised if she diet a lot.Her nipples are pretty visible.

Why pay for the Paps photos Fish? You could have grossed us out for free by photographing your open mouth with chewed up lunch in it with your camera phone.

I agree with #4,#55, and #56, and #24 made me snort my drink out of my nose.

P.S. Her nips don't seem that big, but I think they have been hanging out with Paris Hilton's wonky eye.

Go figure, a hideous woman has hideous nipples. Yuck.

I don't understand these Pixs, she looks like an emaciated piece of string to me, but last night the same Pixs were on ET, or TMZ, or AtoZ or something TV and all they talked about was how fit she lookes. Are they nuts or blind?

She needs bottoms that actually fit but, damn I'd so hit that!

What kind of diet is she on? Coke, meth, or Mexican diet pills? This is not normal. She looks like she is about to die. Soon she'll be in the hospital with a feeding tube up her nose being pumped with Ensure, my grandma drinks this who also has a better body by the way.

Her husband is a babe!

Why would you wear that??? And when would your somebody be nice and say "hey! excuse me! I can see your nipples!" Plus in that bathing suit, if she sat down wrong, we'd be seeing so much more!

#50 hahahahahaaa. You should let Katie Price in on the competition but make it a mud wrestle competition. .. TORRI, KATIE AND MOMMY XXX let their racks rack eachother!!!!!

Damn my uncircumcised little anteater just shot a load... wow she's hot and even hotter tits!!!!!!!

LoL@ #61.

God damn it, she looks nasty!

omg! Eat Tori Eeeeeeeaaaaaaattttttt! pleeeeease! Dean stop eating all the food in the house & please feed your wife!

@ 23 lol

#8...her areolas (spelling?) are normal. Her actually nipple is kind of big lol.

this is the saddest thing ive seen since a dr phil ep on drug addled anorectics.
im not saying shes a crack head, but he body looks like shes one.
she has self loathing just oozing out of her. look at the chain of pathos though; first her mummy, now her..so the next stop for the 'no self esteem train' has to be her kids. she hasnt got the strength to get off the train, and ive got a lazy ten bucks which says shes making sure her kids are gonna be co-dependant travelling passengers.
just like madonna is.

Tori has "summer nipples". Some 'er nipples go this way, some 'er nipples go that way.

wtf is she melting down there in that first pic??? ewwwww

damn, that bitch looks like a lumpy lollipop...
nasty

in the first pic i could be mistakin' but that looks like her VAG hangin out even that looks off kilter

Yep - they are pretty big. I almost lost an eye!

'I want some bikinis to emphasise the crotch.'
'We have just the thing, maam.'

Oops, not crotch, CROCs. '

Its funny because most guys on this forum are criticizing her, when most of you guys dont even get laid...

she needs to eat something.

I understand pretty well why she wasn't involved in her father's WILL, folks!!

Skeletoooooorrrr!!!!!

Next time put the stars over her face please...

omg, like worst boob job ever!

Holy Sh!t Batman !

Hang on to her before her 23 lb. bones and nipples float away !

Dammmmm, some serious baby choker norks on her. Well, could have been but can't breast feed silicone to a kid......

FUCK Osama bin laden

Her weight used to be fine. This is not attractive. She should get help.

#103

lol! Good one!

Tori is a anorexic mess!

Will the doctor giving her uppers please stop now before she dies of heart failure.

I'm more concerned about the whole snowglobe effect...

Who did her boob job? Dr. Marty Feldman???

they're not so much huge as they are totally uneven

Forget the silver-dollar nips -- sort of hot -- but those chicken bone thighs are guh-rosssss!!!!!

She looks disgustingly anorexic + one of the worst boob jobs in Hollywood.

Her nips aren't gigantic, they're normal. The rest of her boobs, though, are obvious fakes. And she needs a better swimsuit.

gross

What a waste of a cute bikini. Those things can't be natural...they're in vastly different positions & point in different directions. Eww.

Her body is perfect In my opinion. Nipples - normal If you had a baby!


******

Broke Yolks.

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Bitc$ needs a hamburger.

I want my eyes back....

atleast she's not fat

She is gross. She's so disgustingly underweight, and her breasts were terribly done. Why is she wearing a see-through bikini...

You guys....seriously!

Ok yea, she is disgustingly thin, but how are her nipples gigantic exactly?

Ok, I'm also a mother and there is no way in hell I'd be walking around where anyone except my husband could see me like that! And she knows pics are being taken of her. No wonder her mother alienated her. She's a skank.

I'd drink her pee.

WTF????????

i think they`re regular nips
still nips, dont you like?

She is so f$^#$ng ugly, a wouldn't let my dog touch her.

I love women with nips as big as hers, even bigger if i can find some

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