Jun 21 2009Tila Tequila values education

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I wish I could afford implants so I could work out and not fear losing my breasts.

Education and fake boobs what a kid wants most. with a bimbo that doesn't even know how to count. Oh by the way her sex video sucks Martha Stewart balls.

It's a tranny!!! I bet "it" has more meat than most of us dangling between "its" legs!

Have you seen her nipples? They're actually really dark and nasty. Some freak surgery happenings. I can't find the link anymore, the site with her nipples went down. but trust me. GROSS!

You know I come here on saturdays for a silicone free day?

After Shauna Sand, anything is a welcome sight

Yay midgets!

http://www.itsall4free.co.uk

It's skank day on the Superficial! Does anybody in the world find this little troll attractive? I'm going to assume that she wants to save the music because without it she would have to swing around the pole in total silence.

The last thing I wanted to see on this site is pics of some stupid slutty vietcong hooker.

The official theme song for tila "I'm a whore" tequila's "realtiy" show:

"Ohhhh, me so horny,
ohhhh, me so horny,
ohhhh, me so horny,
me love you longtime..."

wow, what a classy woman. why does she think that big, obvious silicone breats are attractive? why does she even think anyone wants to see them?

God I hope she is approaching minute 14. When is this jizz receptacle going to disappear.

DO NOT WANT

gross. her boobs are those half bowling ball things now like victoria beckham (which i hope she really removed hers & that's not just a rumor).

so... leprechauns do exist!

not bad not bad

#2 not all women lose their breasts while working out/losing weight. Anyway, she is an obvious skank..but she is cute. No one can deny that. Can't stand the bitch, but she's fun to look at lol.

for a pan-faced gook, she is kinda hot. If I saw her tending to a rice field, I would definitely consider raping her

She's cute. I'd go bi for her.

I thought you were a man #19?

we're sorry.
your 15 minutes expired in 2006.
please return to your previous state of knowing your insignificance.

#20...the FAKE "Alli Watermelon"..I did not post that. Stop trying to be me ;)

Short Legs! OMG!

call her stumpy

whos to say youre the real Ally Watermelon? I checked your myspace and youre as flat an ironing board, my boyfriend gave me that name for obvious reason...

She's nothing but a dumb slut but I like her hair! lol

OH LOOK, IT'S LEGO HEAD!

I wish I could afford her lovely fake breast though it sucks to go through life a carpenter's dream with an ugly face and deep camel toe. I hate shaving my bikini line and one time at a family reunion we were all swimming and I got washed up on beach in a wave and my whole bush was hangning out. And there was a used rubber tangled deep inside the forest of fur.

she looks way betta. i like ha hair.

but she a slut! an i dont think she that bad. but she can be. LOl

she looks way betta. i like ha hair.

but she a slut! an i dont think she that bad. but she can be. LOl

Amazing body...simply amazing...but why is she famous again?

god damn her face is so fu.cking wide.

The prettiest asian babe out there.

I'm sure it wasn't the "UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO", boulder!!

#27 wtf?

Tila would have been pretty but now she's gone too far... those breasts, her nose... I wonder if she got her eyes widened, too. Why do attractive women never seem satisfied with themselves?

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She's pretty. I've seen her naked and her nipples are beautiful too.
People type the weirdest things trying to be clever when they are sitting anonymously in front of thier computer in thier stained underwear.

...and yes I know I type wierd things too.

but at least my panties are clean.

She's pretty. I've seen her naked and her nipples are beautiful too.
People type the weirdest things trying to be clever when they are sitting anonymously in front of thier computer in thier stained underwear.

...and yes I know I type wierd things too.

but at least my panties are clean.

I love her.

Amazing how she finds time to prance around like a tramp when there's so much work to be done at the nail salon...

#22- Whoops. I didn't realize I took someone's name. I'll change it asap if I make future comments. Sorry.

@ 27. Alli Watermelon - June 21, 2009 6:35 PM

I wish I could afford her lovely fake breast though it sucks to go through life a carpenter's dream with an ugly face and deep camel toe. I hate shaving my bikini line and one time at a family reunion we were all swimming and I got washed up on beach in a wave and my whole bush was hangning out. And there was a used rubber tangled deep inside the forest of fur.

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Jesus was carpenter. Somehow, don't think he was dreamin' about "swingin' his hammer" at, Tila Tequila. JC probably does have a penchant for camel toe, being that he is from a part of the world that uses them as currency and conveyance. He did wander off into the desert, then came back many days later claiming to be the son of God, that crazy SOB.

Your family must've been relieved to know that you practice safe sex. Unless, that rubber wasn't meant for you...

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Does it surprise ANYONE that VH1 would have Tila Nguyen on their guest list, whatever the cause. The vertical horn on the back drop is an appropriate enough phallic symbol, with Tila struttin' her slut for the cameras. Blow taps on my horn, Tila!

Stupid whore - she is everything I do not ever want to be.

lemme tell ya gents, she does it for me. but who doesn't???

Flawless....

#24 That's funny how you claim you saw my "flat chest" on Myspace when it's private =)

When will this whore learn that no one respects her and she looks like a drowned Vietnamese rat!

ISnt she pregnant?
wow.

what a role model for her child.

How bout Tila Tequila and LiLo? Good match?

For an asian, she's hella ugly.

it's funny how, when asian's start appearing on national television, "other" races start hating like they have never seen asian before. Her Fake tits, aren't any different any other white celebrity who has fake tits and flaunt the shit out of them.

Caucasian women love to play up their eyes with makeup so they appear to have the "Asian almond shaped eyes," then it's the dark skin, that so many fake and bakes try to go far. and the dying your natural blond hair to black or brown? but people like you stereotype Asians, that what? they aren't smart? can't have a successful education? or any success at all? that they should just work in salons doing nails? How pathetic, Asians in fact, are a lot smarter than you think. I'd rather work in a nail salon then be a dead-beat at the next tim hortons or mcdonalds, where SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE work, or pumping gas, sucking dick all the up in a corporate office.

I would beat her up if I see her on the streets.

@17: My mother and sister both lost a lot of their breasts when they started losing weight, so I think I'd rather have a little cellulite and not be flatchested....Damn genetics.

#34 That's so true! Most woman aren't satisfied with themselves but attractive women are SOOO bad. I personally know two women who are commercially beautiful, not just beautiful for a normal person but retail/model beautiful. Both of them OBSESS over things that the average woman would overlook.

I guess when you're *that* pretty, then one pimple is the end of the world, and suddenly you need a full facial. Or a little bit of tummy means you're *so* fat, while the average woman would just LOVE to have the same figure. Figures.

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