Jun 3 2009Tila Tequila in a bikini
Here's Tila Tequila doing a leprechaun leap of joy on the beach of Casa Amara because, despite widespread Internet rumors, there's NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus. Hurray! Also, she went jet skiing which is a tad garish in this circumstance. Unless she's spraying old people wearing sailors' hats with champagne. Then by all means.
Scope Out (67) Shots of Tila in a Bikini at Tila's Hot Spot

Reader Comments
1. tony - June 3, 2009 6:48 PM
why is she popular??
2. first - June 3, 2009 6:49 PM
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3. first - June 3, 2009 6:49 PM
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4. first - June 3, 2009 6:49 PM
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5. first - June 3, 2009 6:49 PM
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6. Me - June 3, 2009 6:55 PM
Anyone posting after Me is a fudgepacker
7. Kelley - June 3, 2009 7:04 PM
You mean sailors' hats ... sheesh.
8. Val - June 3, 2009 7:04 PM
Bad! Bad Superficial Writer! No! We don't post pictures of bobble-headed aliens unless they're commemorating (read: mocking) her inevitable OD in a dingy motel.
9. casualencounters.com/blog/ - June 3, 2009 7:13 PM
I am a fudgepacker.
I also used to know a man; he could jump so high...
10. Courtyardpigeon - June 3, 2009 7:15 PM
Bangin' body. The face, not so much.
11. native new yorker - June 3, 2009 7:21 PM
stupid ------
12. Darth - June 3, 2009 7:22 PM
Is this a pigtailed mini mermaid? Or is this a Pygmee Montauk Monster with hair extensions?
13. andie - June 3, 2009 7:36 PM
tila tequila is beautiful!!!!!
14. TEDBUNDY187 - June 3, 2009 7:45 PM
if only she would jump on my cock like shes jumpin in pic 1. she would be a hurtin lil nippy pie
15. TEDBUNDY187 - June 3, 2009 7:45 PM
if only she would jump on my cock like shes jumpin in pic 1. she would be a hurtin lil nippy pie
16. Marcy - June 3, 2009 7:50 PM
Tila's face is so disgusting i want to cunt punt her back to whatever ching chong country she came from.
17. azalea - June 3, 2009 8:49 PM
She comes complete with built-in flotation devices.
18. Pilatunes - June 3, 2009 9:24 PM
The shark I paid to eat her totally ripped me off.
19. Kevin - June 3, 2009 9:44 PM
The hottest asian girl.
20. Kevin - June 3, 2009 9:44 PM
The hottest asian girl.
21. Venom - June 3, 2009 9:52 PM
I thought this midget was pregnant with Ray J's child?
22. AmeriCanadian - June 3, 2009 11:00 PM
She's seriously FUGLY.
23. what? - June 3, 2009 11:23 PM
Why, why, WHY are we still subjected to this triangled headed, no talent gook dyke CUNT??? She's a walking STD.
24. stu - June 3, 2009 11:35 PM
slut
25. Salt & Lime - June 4, 2009 12:17 AM
1. tony - June 3, 2009 6:48 PM
why is she popular??
Most likely because she is insanely hot. Why do you ask, faggot?
Oh never mind.....faggot.
26. gerard vandenberg - June 4, 2009 12:40 AM
WHO WILL PULL THE TRIGGER, folks?
27. Dread not - June 4, 2009 12:42 AM
Ordinarily, watching someone with a ginormous melon, like, Tila, leap that high into the air and from a sand surface, no less, would be pretty impressive. However, being that she's from a planet with a red sun, it ain't that big a deal. Along with her incredible leaping ability, which allows her to bound from male to female partners with the greatest of ease, Tila has a super libido. You might think she's riding that SeaDoo, but she's actually using it as a vibrator. Yeah, she's got it like that!
28. Lokuzt - June 4, 2009 5:34 AM
hey, he's not that bad looking :)
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29. mikeock - June 4, 2009 6:02 AM
I would make tea out of that bikini.
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32. Clyde - June 4, 2009 8:49 AM
I'd let that ride me all night long.
33. RichPort's Ghost - June 4, 2009 10:18 AM
I had no idea there were leprochauns in Vietnam.
34. Roxi - June 4, 2009 11:55 AM
Isn't this B*tch pregnant? blah
35. JPRichardson - June 4, 2009 1:00 PM
Flawless body. Shapely legs, small waist, beautiful feet, toned body... What a great sexual toy this girl must be...
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38. Candace - June 5, 2009 9:29 AM
I dont post here Often because my comments are filled with so much intelligence but I guess i'll do this for you
"despite widespread Internet rumors, there's NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus." <--Does this Imply that you think her boobs are real or that every inch of her is?
Anyone who believes that her boobs are real seriously need to look harder or get some glasses! the build of her frame, the shape etc! NOT REAL!
You can totally see it on the side as well because that usually gives fake boobs away.
so for all you out there that were dreaming of tilas real boobies
sorry to squash that dream lol