Jun 30 2009Shia LaBeouf is the luckiest bastard alive

yes

nooooooooooo!!!!

He is the luckiest man alive. And who wouln't "watch her like a hawk" i mean there are homo's out there that can't take there eyes off her she is that gorgeous.

nooooooooooo!!!!

yeah well, how long can they last?

Can we blame him. Honestly?Enjoy it while it lasts you crazy truck flipper.

For anyone who was wondering, I'd like to confirm it: Yeah, Shia's pretty much a douchehorse, but even the hottest chicks will give in to a douchehorse ever once in a while. Pity or somethin', I guess. Or booze. Of course, it's not like her standards are A+1. She WAS banging David Silver, for chrissakes.

Enjoy it while it lasts LePoof. I'm keeping my toe-thumb eye on you. *points menacingly at eyes, points at Shia, scowls*

Just remember, affairs and rumors of affairs are standard movie promotions these days . . .

Totally false #8.

All news reported on the internet, especially about Hollywood retards, is 100% true.

I know. I've seen it. I've lived it.

Toe-Thumbs can't lie. We're like F. Lee Bailey or some @#$@#.

I would get with him. He is hot.

Que worse actor I have not seen. Que like he hit the lottery.

Good Lord....REALLY??? There truly is no justice in this world.

Luckiest bastard alive? No way, not even close. I'm sick of this mega-overrated scalpel-addict talentless skank. Fake boobs (at least 2 boobjobs), fake lips (many lip injections), nosejob, cheek implants, work on the eye area, botox, etc, at only 23!! can you imagine how this chick will look like at 40? Amanda Lepore anyone? She's also stick skinny with no ass and no curves except for the two silicone implants stuffed in her chest. She's pretty but by no means as pretty as the media claims, and with that huge amount of plastic surgery any girl would be pretty. There's a lot of pretty girls out there (as pretty as Megan and prettier and definitely hotter) who are not famous and who haver never gotten plastic surgery, and many with way nicer bodies.
If Shia is lucky it may be because he's dating the most OVERRATED celebrity right now, but by no means the prettiest or the hottest one.
And BTW, this chick is a tanlentless classless skank. She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag to save her own life and she triest so hard to be an Angelina Jolie clone, only difference is that Angelina is stunning AND naturally stunning (not to mention makes Fox look like shit), Angelina is genuine with an amazing personality and very talented, this skank is all scalped-made and not half as pretty as Angelina not even close, she has 0 talent and 0 acting ability and the only way she keeps famous is by trying really hard and making retarded old comments like a made-up story about "oh I was in love with a russian stripper yadda yadda yadda" to make 13 year old boys horny, this skank hasn't even kissed a woman in her life nor does she want to. Trying to be controversial Megan? Maybe 10 years ago, now... you only seem attention desperate and retarded.

I don't know if I buy it. Everything I've read indicates that they're really good friends and all of the so called "evidence" of their relationship could easily be two friends hanging out.

#13

Fat chick?

Shia LaBoef -can you say "Massengill"?
can you say "Pass the vinegar spritzer"?
can you say "he's welcome to Megan Fox's smelly ol' vagina 'cos he's a DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

As I'm digging up more info of this obvious replicant, I've found that early-model Nexus andys have a very distinguishing trait - in that their thumbs were switched with their big toes. Don't ask me why. Perhaps this is some kind of "joke" from the brain of an addled man-child bioengineer.

#15 - How can you not see that plasticy barbie doll look to her? I think she looked better before the surgery but whatever to make a buck, right? She's rich now - so who cares. I'm certain she feels it was worth it. There's still people out there that don't like that look and I know plenty of guys who don't find her hot because they prefer natural beauty and not that kind that comes from the Hollywood plastic surgery doctors. In my opinion, she was hot before it and didn't need it but oh well who is all real in the entertainment industry these days? Seems like everyone has had SOMETHING done.

how overrated? You're not fooling anyone Angelina! God, why must you always troll around forums posting crap about me? Geez, go have another baby or something.

@13
Really I mean really. You complain about her lack of acting talent but you are judging her more on her looks than talent. I would also like to know where you got your info about her plastic surgery. She just has natural beauty. I Know she has had a boob job but they were the only thing she needed done, being in the public eye as she is, her boobs obviously bothered her. I really want her to work on her acting ability and improve I would love to see her 20 years from now. You made me laugh with your love with Angelina Jolie who is so full of herself its nauseating. It proves that you care more about looks than talent with those statements.

Masturbating otter is about the funniest thing you've said in months. Perhaps ever. That image is just that amusing.

I can't believe that not a single guy has mentioned the nipples in the red dress. What the hell is wrong with all of you today? Quit the fighting and arguing, shut the fuck up, look at the nipples and let everyone else carry on with intelligent conversation. And...hank you.

* ...thank you.

@13 I have to disagree...Megan has always been hot. As much as I would love to say she required a lot of work to look as good as she does, it just isn't true. Pics were released by TmZ a couple of months ago from her high school days and she was just as smokin hot then. Also when she did some small roles with the Olsen twins and Lilo a while back, she looked the same. If she had work done, it was minor....the girl is just naturally good looking! She tries too hard to be sexy and yeah its super annoying, but to say shes plastic...umm no.

*hangs head in shame

Good call.

I can just make out the tattoo on her shoulder. It says "That which doesn't kill me makes my ass burn for days". I think.

@ 25... :)

You guys can all have Megan Fox. She looks like a mongoloid with stains. Flap-jack-titties and vapid pout with massive forehead....all yours.

I'll take the likes of January Jones or Isabel Lucas so we are all happy.

Megan Fox = overrated fucktard

Hey you two, thanks for stopping by The FISH and sharing your pictures from your big event. Transformers 2 is not only a big hit but it's also transforming both of you into mega stars.

At such a young age, you'll have plenty of time to appear in many other movies. May your careers take you to high places and may your love entangle your hearts.

Randal

Thank you, 13. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Don't encourage 13's post he has no clue what hes talking about. He just made all that shit up about her plastic surgery because he thinks his imagination is real. Look at this pic of her in high school nothin has changed other than getting more mature.
http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/megan-fox-high-school-pics.jpg

Yeah, she's hot, in a very over done, trying too hard kind of way. I think she would be hotter if she didn't try so hard. And forget about the acting, eeek!! I actually think the other girl Isabel Lucas is much prettier. She is obviously classier. Megan is just trashy, and pushing the envelope with all of the tattoo's and outfits, it just screams for attention, and not in a good way. Im a female, and can definitely appreciate a gorgeous girl when I see one, but I have to say, she isn't gorgeous. She's ATTRACTIVE, yes, even a little hot,yes for the guys that just want to stick their pecker in her, but an international classic beauty, she is not.

@ Niggler- um if you take a closer look, you will see that she did have nose job, her lips are plumped now, and she had implants WHILE she was in highschool. You can clearly see the outline. I know, because I have implants (which look waaaay better than that), but as a woman with implants, I can spot them a mile away, and yes, she does have them, 100% she does.

I would fuck her ass until it gaped.

Weird thumbs

Megyn is so damn hot. I would looooooooooooooooove to tounge fuck that hottie!!!

She actually looked best to me before she had her lips done but I don't think she is beautiful/gorgeous at all. It amazes me that she gets so much hype for her looks. I'm sick and tired of seeing pictures of her with absolutely no story to them (this is the exception I guess). She has a completely ordinary face if you ignore the fact that she has dark hair and light eyes and no the guy banging her isn't the luckiest man alive. There are more beautiful women with much better bodies and much more interesting personalities. American women are in general not that attractive.

I would just like to say that a dream of mine would be to wake up having Ms Fox sitting on my face. Thank you.

He's one lucky dude! congrats to him!

They know and have been working together for years.It was just a matter of time.It must be exciting times right now for both of them!

@39 How 'bout that 'Megan Fox and me' thing?

Shia labeouf is too hot for her. She doesnt deserve him.

Shia labeouf is too hot for her. She doesnt deserve him.

Shia labeouf is too hot for her. She doesnt deserve him.

Not buying it! nobu? Oliver Stone? theyre going to star in one of stone's conspiracy thingies...

Publicity stunt.

It's a bit late but finally he's getting the sweet pie! Better late than never!

Shia's hot but would look alot betta with my c*ck in his mouth.

Megan Fox is cute, but people act like she's the hottest thing in the history of humanity. She's basically a skinnier, less-talented version of Angelina Jolie but with a dangerous obsession for the tanning bed. Shia, to my surprise, grew up to be surprisingly delicious. I remember him as the big-nosed, annoying kid in that one Disney show, but now he's handsome, and in the attainable way.

Total publicity stunt.

Doubt it. His body language is screaming "We're just posing" in every picture. He's not even really touching her in the first one, he's facing the camera and not her and has his hand in his pocket, a classic sign of discomfort. He's pulling, arching, leaning away from her in the close shots. She's more relaxed, but the camera has her full attention in most shots. In the only shots where they both look relaxed, they're not close, just friendly.

Not soooo Lucky! I don't think the middle finger of his left hand is quite as happy as the rest of him!
There's no diddling with that f'd up finger! ;)

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Yeah I like how the daily snooze, totally dismissed B.A.G. because he's less successful...Hope that rag goes under pretty soon...

I don't know who he is. And she looks like the biggest bitch on Earth.

SHIA SUCKIN ON THEM THUMBS OF HERS MMMmmm.... PUKE!!!!

that gal looks cold and evil even when she's smiling

13- I agree with you. I think she's going to end up like Laura Dern. Even so, Shia is so gross. I read an interview in GQ admitting that he shits his pants and even called his mom on his cell during the interview to confirm. He was on the cover looking hot, but the whole interview was just one big gross out factor. She can have him! Brian Austin Greene is a cutie. I hope he gets some REAL stuff.

1. AT LEAST HE ISN'T BLACK!
2. He sure is an average, wimpy looking guy. Maybe he is cool or has a huge dick? Who knows.
3. HE'S WHITE! YEAHHHHHHHH, hahahaaaaa!

He is boring and unattractive and she is being made into a much, much bigger deal than she really is.
I'm not saying she isn't pretty, because she is. But so is the girl who works at the gas station at the end of my street, and the girl I saw on the bus this morning, and the receptionist at work... there is nothing uniquely special about Megan Fox that stands out or makes her interesting to me, she is just a pretty girl and I really don't understand the overwhelming fascination with her lately. I think if her eyes were brown nobody would give two shits about her.

Everytime I wanna hate this guy, he just does something awesome, like pick up a girl on National TV, or bang his smokin hot co-star.

You gotta love this guy!

Megan Fox is a mega hottie

Yeah she looked the same, only to a blind person. You are just as pathetic as #13. No need to take sides, and try to stick up for your favourite celeb, just let it go. GET A FUCKING GRIP.

Also, it's clear to ANYONE that she did not get one OR two boob jobs, she got NONE. Her tits are still small and saggy. They did not grow. They sometimes look bigger or perkier due to clothing, makeup (yeah they put makeup there) or god knows what (pms, retaining water?). They have injections now that make your boobs go up a cup size or so but it wears off after a few months. She did get more than 1 nose job, and her lips filled. That's all you can tell for sure.
Anyone desperate to 'fake boob spot' needs to shut the fuck up and open their eyes before they open their mouths. Not every celeb has fake boobs.

#58. I agree with what you said!! I'm sure those black athletes were already trying to get her, but she's from Tennessee so no southern girl is down with that bullshit except the wigger ones. Congrats to Shia for landing that piece of ass. No sour grapes here. Good to see white people still date other white people.

#13. LOL!!! I don't care what plastic surgery she got, she is still gorgeous! You sound like a jealous fat girl with that essay you wrote on her.

If she isn't one of the prettiest women in Hollywood please enlightenment on some who are? Besides of Angelina Jolie!!

@13

I don't give a shit if at forty she looks like the Queen of England with leprosy. I don't want to marry this braindead slut. I want to fuck her RIGHT NOW. And RIGHT NOW, she is fucking hot. Fake bewbs and collegen lips and whatever else.

And to all the people lining up to bless Shia Lebouf as genuine and real while Megan Fox is plastic and phony, guess what?

This guy is as set up as Megan Fox is. He's a moderately talented actor with decent looks and decent charisma that someone, somewhere decided was a "star" and set out to make him so. They created buzz, and it caught on and now the conventional wisdom is this kid is Indiana Jones 2 the Next Big Thing!

There are hundreds, thousands even, far more talented, charismatic actors, than this guy. He won the fucking lottery. And more power to him for it. He should live it up. But that is the core of his success. Fortune. Being in the right place at the right time.

Some fucking hollywood assclowns decided he was what to pour resources into to make into a star, and that's what has been done. He's decently talented, but nothing special, and surpassed in talent by many. And he's being shoved down everyones' throats so as to make him a star.

He won the brass ring by sticking his hand out with his eyes closed. I urge him to ride it as far as he can. He's got just enough talent, looks and presence to go as far as his agents and publicists can take him.

I am pretty sure every goddamn guy watches her like a hawk all night.
She is hot and rich, not a bad combo, not to mention hot.

51, he's been directed to stand that way for publicity shots. He's in the same casual/sophisticated pose in just about every shot. One hand in pocket, stare into camera/into distance. Don't look at the girl! (It's a "weak" pose).

And she's been directed to drape herself over him as much as possible.

Whether they're screwing, or he's obssessed with her, or they hate each other, or are just professional, or whatever, I don't know. But the whole publicity tour is more choreographed than the film.

The words "masturbating otter" made my day. Thank you.

51. You are right. 68. You and your Shia fantasies are not only gay but way off.

Shia looks upset in every pic. Thats purely frustration, and hes even said it himself that its torture to work with someone your so attracted to yet doesnt want anything to do with you.

#51 and #68, you're both wrong. His left hand was mangled in his car accident (see Pic #8 where he is still wearing a splint). He is self-concious about it so he hides it now.

She unsettles me a little. Sometimes I'm like, "Oh, she's really hot," but mostly I feel like she's not really a human. Like someone will poke her with a needle and she'll deflate because it turns out she was a blow-up doll this whole time.

ps- Brian Austin Green is a million times hotter than Shia LaBeouf.

Shia wouldnt know what to do with that

70

If that's the case (which I take with a truckload of salt, it's only on your say-so), then fuck Shia Lebouf for being a whiny bitch. "It's torture" to work with someone you're attracted to that isn't into you? Yeah, get in line.

Fuck this little shit then, if he really said that. This little putz has gorgeous women from around the world throwing themselves at him and he's done basically nothing to warrant it. Yet he's stuck on skin-deep Megan Fox. Poor little baby Shia... He doesn't have a clue what it's like to live a life that isn't movie star blessed if he really thinks that way.

No fucking way, he's gay. How can you stand next to Fox and not having a bonner?

Remember Isabel Lucas was riding with Shia when he wrecked his car and fucked his hand up. If I had to say he was with one of his co-stars, it would be her.

Megan can't seem to get over Brian Green. I'll leave the plastic surgery arguments to experts. I'd still be happy to disappoint her sexually though.

I'M SURE THEY LOVE TO HEAR THIS AMERICAN CRAP, folks!!

YESS!!
fawk they look so cute together

#13 you're just jealous. she is effin gorgeous & el natural

@13 Oh and Angelina Jolie is totally fake. She isn't even natural. She was butt ugly back in the days and she did plastic surgery on her nose and her nose. And probably her lips http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh8KlA08Ozw

What time is it right now in LA? He's probably eating out her pie right now like a hungry wolf.

#74 - don't just take my word for it, read it yourself http://scifiwire.com/2009/04/transformers-shia-labeouf.php

Shia has said he expects to recover only 80% of the function in his left hand.

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yeah geniuses there is absolutely no such thing as natural beauty in Hollywood. i've had it and i can tell you for certain that she has had multiple things done. too much in fact and she's too young for it so she looks like a freakish doll. the photos made me laugh because in almost everyone one of them he's not watching Megan at all.. he's watching a bus go by or something while she clings to him to show off her 'best side' and look thin by posing at an angle.

first of all...

MEGAN FOX IS NOT ALL NATURAL

MEGAN FOX IS NOT ALL NATURAL

MEGAN FOX IS NOT ALL NATURAL

MEGAN FOX IS NOT ALL NATURAL

MEGAN FOX IS NOT ALL NATURAL

Do a quick google search, it's pretty much indisputable. http://www.entertainmentwise.com/gallery/MEGAN_PLASTICSURG.jpg
copy and paste that into your browser if you don't believe me.

That said, she's hot as hell right now but she's trying too hard (read ANY interview she's ever given, she's fake as hell) and if I had to make a prediction, I'd say she's going to crash and burn Lindsey Lohan style.

I understand that the sex-deprived douches on this site don't give a damn about her talent or lack thereof but this girl is getting credit where it isn't due. Take a look at the first posted pic, do you really think she looks hot there or are you just falling into the trap Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg have set for you?

In summary: she's hot but the world has seen hotter and she's EXTREMELY over-hyped.

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@83, she isn't looking at him either and she is thin. I understand that there's a 90% chance that you're an ana worshiper who linked to this site by accident and you don't think anyone who has enough strength to stand upright counts as thin but Megan Fox is CLEARLY thin.

Yes she is "clinging" to him but every under-sexed loser who lives in his mother's basement is wishing he was Shia LeBoeuf in any one of these pictures. Her clinging may seem incidental but I GUARANTEE you that it's not. Her ability to make every guy wish that he was the recipient of that cling is the very reason that she will continue to get movie roles regardless of whether or not she improves her acting ability.

Lying dumbasses. To all those people (women and men) that always complain and talk bad about Megan fox saying she is ugly and skanky and whatever else you can make up that day.....LIARS

If Megan walked up to any of you, dropped her pants, bent over and spread her ass and told you to do whatever you want, every single one of you limp dicked motherfuckers would pump her then passout. And those goes for the women too.

She may be overrated but she is a lot better than the bar skank that you are used to picking up at 02:00am on Saturday night....If you are even that lucky. the majority of you probably sit alone in the dark and jackoff to pictures of Megan on a daily basis....which why you have such a great hatred for her.

I say more power to Shia. I hopes he wrecks her asshole every night. I can't wait for the video of him elbow deep fisting that girl.

Angelina Jolie has GIANT teeth and a pug nose and she looks 50 years old.

@62 LOL how about you get a grip! I didn't say she had fake boobs either....and thanks for sharing your make up/clothing/injection tips on how to make boobs appear bigger.....some ppl like myself don't need tricks, we just have the assets. As for Megan Fox, I was saying the girl is hot and if you don't think so, fine thats your opinion. Just take it down about 10 notches, you seem pretty angry which is just kinda pathetic!

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She is stunning... but i HATE.... and i repeat HATE THOSE TATTOOS!!! Why do so many pretty girls do that to themselves? gross gross gross!!!!!!

LOL @ masturbating otter line. Funny shit! Classic!

Pure gossip. She has a boyfriend. And Shia deserves better.

wow, what a surprise. in a move totally unrelated to angelina, here's megan fox wearing a similar side slit to the thigh dress with her hair in a pony tail

no way fox is copying jolie
http://www.pittwatch.com/files/2009/01/cca-2-spl71675_028.jpg

jolie has class.

lately anyway

Funniest line ever: "Okay, maybe it's not so much like a hawk as, say, a masturbating otter."

http://megan-fox.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2001-shoot-Megan-fox_net-10.jpg

THAT PICTURE IS FROM 2001!!! LOOK AT HER LIPS, THEY LOOK THE SAME AS NOW. SHE WAS JUST AS GORGEOUS BACK THEN AS SHE IS NOW. I SEE NO CHANGE OTHER THAN TWEAKING HER NOSE, AGE AND STYLING.

GET OVER IT PEOPLE!

NUFF' SAID!!!!

Look at her thumbs! she has jank thumbs! Stub thumbs! Thats all I wanted to point out.

LaBuff could totally play Dave Gahan if a Depeche Mode movie is ever done.

Shia is not that great of an actor, honestly and megan fox is hot, no question about it. She does seem a little plastic though and shes defnitely not the hottest woman i've ever seen. Don't get me wrong If I met her, I would definitely be intersted, but many out there calling her the hottest woman out there right now, thats over stating it.

Man shia labeouf is really looking dumb near megan fox. I just hate shia. Both of these are looking good in transformer movie but shia is not suppose to touch megan . I just hate shia.